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[challenge entry]
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Rod & Emo


pea
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 20:32, archived)
# Very good
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 21:51, archived)
# first thought marilyn manson
(, Wed 12 Oct 2022, 11:59, archived)
# Oh Hai!

Click for bigger (122 kb)
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 19:34, archived)
# i puked a little
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 21:20, archived)
# I'm just glad the hair isn't sticking up
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 22:50, archived)
# whaddup?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2022, 3:08, archived)
# Just taking a break from the mundane on this rainy day...

(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 18:00, archived)
# Cor!!!
Look at the feet on that!! :)
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Phwoooaaar!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 14:53, archived)
# Hehe
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 15:12, archived)
# ACE!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 15:25, archived)
# elohel
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 15:48, archived)
# {:-D
(, Thu 13 Oct 2022, 3:20, archived)
# Bwahaha!
Superb.
(, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 18:20, archived)
# D U N C
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#
But would you gurn a Halleck?
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 19:22, archived)
# You wouldn't Wanna Yueh
but I'd Thuf ir Howatt IYKWIM.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] PART-AY!!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 10:48, archived)
# thanks wokerati!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 10:45, archived)
# Old Man Shouts At Cloud: The TV Show
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 10:50, archived)
# "I look down on him because I'm a reactionary old cunt"
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 11:16, archived)
# Tonight’s guests are Louis CK, Kramer from Seinfeld, and as a special guest we are joined by Rolf Harris live from Belmarsh
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 12:50, archived)
# *specially commissioned theme tune by Ian Watkins plays*
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 13:45, archived)
# And here's our host, the reanimated corpse of Jimmy Savile!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 13:47, archived)
# yeah sorry i got carried away
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 13:58, archived)
# + by Jimmy Savile
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 16:13, archived)
# Wokerati Kid
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 13:31, archived)
# Wax on, wax cancelled
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 13:40, archived)
# Ironically, he himself was immediately cancelled for egregious cultural appropriation.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 14:05, archived)
# Ridicarous!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 14:50, archived)
# YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 14:54, archived)
# Hopefully he'll die before the series starts.
He's a liberal democrat for fucks sake. This is like Richard Dawkins taking over as host of The 700 Club.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 13:55, archived)
# What is that?
You're talking about the US one? How do you know about this and I don't ?

πŸ₯·πŸ» I do know about Jim Bakker because of Vic Berger, I think I probably linked you to that already?
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 14:51, archived)
# I am very cultured in US trash TV.
I think you did, yeah. Did he direct David Liebe Hart's batshit aliens show?
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 16:10, archived)
# omfg I don't know anything about this
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 19:30, archived)
# "when I'm not talkin bout my puppet friends, then I'm talkin bout the a-li-ens, I'm strange, I'm unusual, I'm crazy!"
That's not really him though, it's his counterpart on the "Jim And Derrick" episode of Tim And Eric
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 19:32, archived)
# that reads like anthonyb3ta ffs
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 19:37, archived)
# Davide Liebe Hart is really David Liebe Hart, AFAIK.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 19:48, archived)
# YOU'RE SPOILING IT
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 20:01, archived)
# You're not communicating well enough to make sense to me.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 21:52, archived)
# I'm not trying to make sense to you
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 22:09, archived)
# 잘 ν–ˆμ–΄, κ·Έ μ μ—μ„œ μ‘Έλ¦¬λŠ” 잘 μž‘λ™ν•©λ‹ˆλ‹€.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 22:27, archived)
# ...but I am trying to communicate
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 23:17, archived)
#
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# That's not me is it?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2022, 0:11, archived)
# Dall-E cannot tell a lie.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2022, 2:16, archived)
# you're so random!
*holds up spork*

Almost like a penguin of doom
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 22:17, archived)
# haha cheesy bananas, haha I don't know what I'll say next, haha I'm profoundly mentally ill :(
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 23:19, archived)
# "They cut the Major's joke about Indians and West Indians"
I put my foot through the TV and went to work for Gammon Broadcasting News
(, Wed 12 Oct 2022, 7:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 9:15, archived)
# \m/(>.<)\m/
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 9:54, archived)
# Well you should have seen the cover they wanted to do, it wasn't a glove, believe me.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 12:48, archived)
# Money talks and bullshit walks
(, Wed 12 Oct 2022, 7:08, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 8:49, archived)
# that works really well
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 8:53, archived)
# The eyelashes follow you around the room
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 9:02, archived)
# very enigmatic
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 12:39, archived)
# Since last night's was so popular, i am introducing tonight's Gayshift rogue image challenge
Hungry Fish
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 2:58, archived)
# OH CRAP! ACTUALLY I FORGOT TO POST THAT LAST NIGHT
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 3:32, archived)
# i'd also like to take the opportunity to make public,
The musical group known as Pink Floyd may use the attached image as the cover art for their next release. I will require the sum of $010 (ten cents USD) for each printed copy.

(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 3:50, archived)
# PS: That is not Freddy Mercury (Not Freddie, but his cousin Freddy) in the photo
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 3:52, archived)
# When Brazilian butt lifts go wrong
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 8:56, archived)
# wrong?
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 15:00, archived)
# Gonna need a bigger bar
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 8:54, archived)
# YAY!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 13:27, archived)
# That's a Ford Ranger
with the bloody stupid tailgate cables that just snap whenever you put a large fish on the gate, and then it smasehes into the towbar and breaks the handle.
Pffff.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not easy being green :(
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 21:56, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 22:13, archived)
# {:-D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Top job!!

(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 22:48, archived)
# nwot:
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Cunts
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 0:02, archived)
# now wait a cotton pickin minute!
she aint pink! Miss Piggy's finna give him a whoopin'
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 5:04, archived)
# swap creature
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 15:18, archived)
# vg
:)
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] hello everyone, it's ME, sock QUEENIE, your favourite Monarch LIVES!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA


In retrospect I should have made this Charles, barking orders at servants in the Queens voice, as they just don't listen to his weird pen freakiness.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 12:11, archived)
# That's one way to hide a lizard hand
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 18:19, archived)
# the lady doth protest too much
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 10:41, archived)
# 1660: The rolling of tobacco in paper remains a popular alternative to expensive and fragile pipes, but people still just use whatever scraps they can find. After many years of diligent and careful experimnetation, Pierre Lacroix is the first person to p
erfect a paper specifically created for rolling.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 10:56, archived)
# Please check compatibility before purchasing.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 13:30, archived)
# I thought it was Johnny Crapeau ?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 15:25, archived)
# Spliffing
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Stopping Britain Moving.
Also NWOT:

(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 11:54, archived)
# Camberwell carrot?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 18:16, archived)
# pointless headswap
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 9:43, archived)
# I laughed at this
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 9:52, archived)
# Thank you.
But I shall wait for the official reaction from Mr Clam.

I also suspect that its a bindun but hey ho
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 9:55, archived)
# At this point I think every idea ever had is a bindun.
I do sometimes raise a chuckle though thinking that all those AI image generators may have scraped B3ta and we are just very gently fucking up their algorithms.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 9:59, archived)
# APPROVED
Although I think I will go to SoundB3ta so I can listen to the jolly songs.
Otherwise I will have no idea whether or not you are just pulling my leg.
Incidentally, "pulling my leg" is the English idiom which most amuses foreigners. In my experience.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 15:31, archived)
# :))
Consider your leg pulled. :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 19:19, archived)
# how am I just now seeing this?
WOO!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Mad compo
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 22:00, archived)
# Special Offer: Two for Gorn
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 22:39, archived)
#

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#
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# (´•Μ₯Μ₯Μ₯Π΄•Μ₯Μ₯Μ₯`)
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 23:14, archived)
# ┏(‘β–€_β–€’)γƒŽβ™¬β™ͺ
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 23:19, archived)
# (β€ΏΛ β€Ώ)( Ν‘βš† ΝœΚ– Ν‘βš† )(β€ΏΛ β€Ώ)
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 23:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 23:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 23:14, archived)
# (β•― Ν ° ΝŸΚ– Ν‘°)╯┻━┻
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 22:39, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 23:17, archived)
# Hartley Hare!
Pipkins was weird. Hartley Hare was like something out of a horror film, not a kids TV show. I liked Pig because of his Brummie accent.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 8:58, archived)
# Late of this parish
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 9:11, archived)
# Black Country, I reckon - too strong for Birmingham.
Probably a Dudley Pig.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 13:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 18:12, archived)
# I used to love Pipkins!!


(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 22:27, archived)
#
"Moi names Peeg an oim ungry"

And Hartley the undead hare

Happy days
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 13:36, archived)
# 100% more annoying than Frank
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 9:23, archived)
# :D very good.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Forgive me. I've been drinking.....
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Do shadow puppets count?

(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 20:25, archived)
# 3 p/b
Approved.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 16:56, archived)
# He's got some tits on him and no mistake
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 20:50, archived)
# I am not responsible for sourced images.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 21:02, archived)
# Those tits tho
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 0:32, archived)
# True. You could suckle a whole country with those. Probably.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 11:13, archived)
# I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig, ahhhhh
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 19:44, archived)
# The most iconic rolling paper on earth, known for its slow burn and rolling ease
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 19:47, archived)
# Rainbow Rips?
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 19:52, archived)
# Get inspired by papers crafted with natural fibers and natural acacia gum.
Your new favorite grain – ethically sourced, responsibly harvested, GMO-free rice fibers from France’s Camargue River delta. Made with water from the French Alps. Unbleached and ultra-thin, these acacia-gummed papers deliver a premium rolling and slow-burning experience.

GMO-Free rice fibers, chlorine-free, bleach-free, even burning, natural always-sticks acacia gum, no tear, vegan

(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 20:01, archived)
# Available Selection Amount Contents
4 Pack | 4 Packs of Rolling Papers and an American Rolling Club Tube
6 Pack | 6 Packs of Rolling Papers and an American Rolling Club Tube
Full Box | 24 Packs of Rolling Papers and an American Rolling Club Scoop Card

Note: Products with electrical plugs are designed for use in the US.
Outlets and voltage differ internationally and this product may require an adapter or converter for use in your destination.
Please check compatibility before purchasing.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 20:04, archived)
# How far can you roll a club tube?
Alt: how long can you freak the funk?
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 20:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 20:09, archived)
# Python evocation.
"dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 21:18, archived)
# "Don't you even take the bones out?"
(, Mon 10 Oct 2022, 22:45, archived)
# The Bong Breakfast
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Cooooeee!
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 11:09, archived)
# This puppet is far away
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 19:45, archived)
# Jeremy is far too near.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Did Happen
(, Sat 8 Oct 2022, 22:00, archived)
# ermagerd......
(, Sat 8 Oct 2022, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] u probly want teh alt verj
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 0:19, archived)
# MODS!!!!!
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 8:19, archived)
# worst spot the difference ever
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 10:54, archived)
# All smoke and mirrors, my friend.
my friend.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 20:15, archived)
# the eyes are different colours
what's the prize?
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 21:53, archived)
# A year's subscription to nohaha a-i shit cats.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 22:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 23:55, archived)
# Spongeboob nopants
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 19:06, archived)
# Jim Hands on
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 8:05, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 8:18, archived)
# It's an opera
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 12:44, archived)
# It most certainly is
not.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2022, 20:06, archived)

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