Genuinely giggled when you pointed that out. I guess he would be in his 90s now so fair dos
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If those talk geekwads try to start any drama here again, tell them to keep squealing about it.
I would like to make a plea for all b3tans to treat /board with an appropriate level of respect and dignity during this difficult time.Trying to start drama on /board would be like going along to the local hospice and poking comatose patients to see if they do anything interesting.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 19 Aug, 11:15,
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i once had a severe rash on my chest because it was itchy as hellthey are clearly scratching it hard
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Tue 19 Aug, 11:22,
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2 CAN CHUNDER, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. STEP AWAY FROM THE UNDERAGED TRANSGENDER PERSON AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP SLOWLY
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Thu 21 Aug, 16:02,
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can i cut the silliness at least for a little while? (this should calm all of you down)i actually want to keep my meat and potatoes for my entire life path (i'm over 18 just to let you know, and i'm over 40 mentally).
now, take your meds and be grateful that the drama is all over.
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Thu 21 Aug, 16:16,
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now, take your meds and be grateful that the drama is all over.
*sees you putting on the gimp suit as i bring in the paddle*my god, i'm finally getting to the b3ta spirit already.
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Tue 19 Aug, 11:24,
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1993 wants its ironic insult back
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 19 Aug, 12:35,
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Well only if they're unpleasant people who like star trekDo you know anyone like that?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩,
Tue 19 Aug, 12:42,
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I believe the correct term is 'uhura's vagina'
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 19 Aug, 21:31,
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and you seem bitternot being able to have the chance to act like an expert on ASD.
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Tue 19 Aug, 11:26,
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looks like someone must've cared about his job at Ann Summers too much.
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Tue 19 Aug, 11:46,
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You sick fuck, you're gonna regret trying to corrupt a sexually confused minor on a public message board.
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Thu 21 Aug, 16:10,
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suddenly had a fun idea in my head right now.which one of the girls in the pic, shag or die?
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Tue 19 Aug, 12:44,
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cartoon rape and murder fantasies are ok I think?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 19 Aug, 12:51,
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they wouldn't be if they were Japanese (it sure is as ironic as it gets).go on let it all out, i won't judge ya.
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Tue 19 Aug, 12:59,
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Hey, have you seen KPop Demon Hunters? What do you think?I keep hearing about it from people I really wouldn't expect to have even heard of it, let alone seen it, just wondered if the hype is justified.
Not that I'll be watching it, of course, I'm not a paedophile.
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Tue 19 Aug, 15:57,
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Not that I'll be watching it, of course, I'm not a paedophile.
I AM NOT A FUCKING DRAMA ADDICT YOU SPECCY CUNT.GET IT PROCESSED INTO YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULL ALREADY.
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Tue 19 Aug, 16:03,
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I'm confused, I thought people with specs were supposed to be clever.Also: eh?
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Tue 19 Aug, 18:49,
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I know you are trying to start drama as always, also what's so clever about calculating shit?And you think this is a damn joke huh?: b3ta.com/board/11420228
I am getting fed up of being roped into chronically online drama and shit.
You want a calculated argument to soothe your geeky arse? I'll give you the most calculated one of your life (as if you ever had one in the first place).
First of all, I don't know jack shit of what Japanese cartoon crap you're blabbing about. I never heard anything about that stuff for so long now because the majority of the titles are so long and ridiculous, they just end up not being worth my time (or anyone's time for that matter), not to mention that the majority of them look generic and forgettable as fuck. You know and hear everything about stuff like that because you have no fucking life.
Second, the characters you see in that pic are SERIOUSLY OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE and are western-produced because the west are more capable of making something MEMORABLE to most people. The shopped images of them had to be porn-centered because that's what builds the joke.
And finally, the pic itself is a FUCKING JOKE that mostly offline people would get. You think people who consume shit that's similar to something named "Demon Hunting" or anything like that would know what Club 18-30 is? Of course not you ignorant fuck.
There you go, now quit injecting your politically charged, nerd culture diseased drama into everything I post here. Leave me the fuck alone (and anyone smart enough to avoid /talk for that matter too).
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Tue 19 Aug, 19:24,
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I am getting fed up of being roped into chronically online drama and shit.
You want a calculated argument to soothe your geeky arse? I'll give you the most calculated one of your life (as if you ever had one in the first place).
First of all, I don't know jack shit of what Japanese cartoon crap you're blabbing about. I never heard anything about that stuff for so long now because the majority of the titles are so long and ridiculous, they just end up not being worth my time (or anyone's time for that matter), not to mention that the majority of them look generic and forgettable as fuck. You know and hear everything about stuff like that because you have no fucking life.
Second, the characters you see in that pic are SERIOUSLY OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE and are western-produced because the west are more capable of making something MEMORABLE to most people. The shopped images of them had to be porn-centered because that's what builds the joke.
And finally, the pic itself is a FUCKING JOKE that mostly offline people would get. You think people who consume shit that's similar to something named "Demon Hunting" or anything like that would know what Club 18-30 is? Of course not you ignorant fuck.
There you go, now quit injecting your politically charged, nerd culture diseased drama into everything I post here. Leave me the fuck alone (and anyone smart enough to avoid /talk for that matter too).
In order:1. calculating is probably synonymous with cleverness to most people, but opinions may vary.
2. Yes, on balance, I think that's probably a joke.
3. You'd best put me on ignore, then you won't have to worry about getting roped into chronically online drama and shit. Oh no wait, you did, yet you still bite every time! It's almost as if you're a "FUCKING DRAMA ADDICT".
4. You keep using "geeky" as an insult. I don't think it's effective on a website that has, for decades, been populated almost entirely by people who would happily identify as geeks. See also: nerds.
5. Korean. It's Korean. The clue is in the "K" in "KPop", which is quite a well-known term for Korean pop music among mostly offline people. Apparently it's Netflix's most popular animated drama in years, which is why I thought you'd have an opinion (cartoon popular with adults, etc). I'd never heard of it until my 57 year-old brother-in-law mentioned that it was very good at the weekend, presumably because my niece is into KPop and she put it on.
5. I didn't say anything about your picture, but please keep telling us how SERIOUSLY legal these drawings are. And do please crack on with the cultural xenophobia, that always goes down well on politically charged nerd culture diseased forums like b3ta.com/board.
6. I'm afraid I didn't get the joke, but don't feel bad, humour is subjective. Also, I'm pretty sure my brother-in-law knows what Club 18-30 is, he's 57 and it was a lot more well-known when he was young than it is now. I know what it was too, if it still exists I'm slightly surprised because I assumed it was an outdated business model in today's climate.
7. Why would I leave you alone? You seem fun.
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Tue 19 Aug, 22:29,
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2. Yes, on balance, I think that's probably a joke.
3. You'd best put me on ignore, then you won't have to worry about getting roped into chronically online drama and shit. Oh no wait, you did, yet you still bite every time! It's almost as if you're a "FUCKING DRAMA ADDICT".
4. You keep using "geeky" as an insult. I don't think it's effective on a website that has, for decades, been populated almost entirely by people who would happily identify as geeks. See also: nerds.
5. Korean. It's Korean. The clue is in the "K" in "KPop", which is quite a well-known term for Korean pop music among mostly offline people. Apparently it's Netflix's most popular animated drama in years, which is why I thought you'd have an opinion (cartoon popular with adults, etc). I'd never heard of it until my 57 year-old brother-in-law mentioned that it was very good at the weekend, presumably because my niece is into KPop and she put it on.
5. I didn't say anything about your picture, but please keep telling us how SERIOUSLY legal these drawings are. And do please crack on with the cultural xenophobia, that always goes down well on politically charged nerd culture diseased forums like b3ta.com/board.
6. I'm afraid I didn't get the joke, but don't feel bad, humour is subjective. Also, I'm pretty sure my brother-in-law knows what Club 18-30 is, he's 57 and it was a lot more well-known when he was young than it is now. I know what it was too, if it still exists I'm slightly surprised because I assumed it was an outdated business model in today's climate.
7. Why would I leave you alone? You seem fun.
After this, never again.1. What a nerdy-arse thing to say.
2. I believe he was being genuine.
3. I still wouldn't have to worry about being a victim of unwarranted drama on b3ta if it wasn't for the one time that your computer functioned like shit so much that it can't let you log into this site, so you had to check it out on your phone.
4. Fuck me. BTW, why is something like that worthy of bringing up anyway? Netflix is for cunts and so is the "original" shit they make (all of it). Also, the reason why your niece is into K-Pop is because she's chronically online as shit. It's unbelievable how careless you are about something like that.
5. Since your a total geek, I suggest going to the fandom wiki sites for Totally Spies, Kim Possible, Drawn Together, Avatar (the animated series) and the Harley Quinn TV series and find the pages for the characters displayed and see what their ages are, and try telling me again if those drawings are legal. Plus, b3ta itself wasn't THIS political and nerdy a long time ago.
6. If you didn't get the joke, then why the hell did you decide to start shit here?
7. You're just obsessed, and you don't even have better things to do either.
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Tue 19 Aug, 23:15,
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2. I believe he was being genuine.
3. I still wouldn't have to worry about being a victim of unwarranted drama on b3ta if it wasn't for the one time that your computer functioned like shit so much that it can't let you log into this site, so you had to check it out on your phone.
4. Fuck me. BTW, why is something like that worthy of bringing up anyway? Netflix is for cunts and so is the "original" shit they make (all of it). Also, the reason why your niece is into K-Pop is because she's chronically online as shit. It's unbelievable how careless you are about something like that.
5. Since your a total geek, I suggest going to the fandom wiki sites for Totally Spies, Kim Possible, Drawn Together, Avatar (the animated series) and the Harley Quinn TV series and find the pages for the characters displayed and see what their ages are, and try telling me again if those drawings are legal. Plus, b3ta itself wasn't THIS political and nerdy a long time ago.
6. If you didn't get the joke, then why the hell did you decide to start shit here?
7. You're just obsessed, and you don't even have better things to do either.
I doubt that. I doubt that very much.1. So, do you agree or disagree?
2. I suppose we could ask him if it was a joke or not. Shall you do it, or shall I?
3. That's not what happened, but it really isn't important.
4. I don't have Netflix, so I wouldn't know. You don't know my niece, so you wouldn't know. Apparently lots of young people like K-Pop, it seems to be very popular these days, pretty much goes over my head though.
5. You're totally owning the xenophobia, I suppose it's admirable in a way that you're sticking to your guns there. Also, "political". You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
6. Lost among all the outrage *which you brought to the thread* is the fact that I asked you a genuine question. I'd heard about a hit animated film which was popular across generations, and thought it would be relevant to your interests, so I wondered what your take on it was. Turns out the answer is: xenophobic. Thanks for confirming.
7. You're thick as pigshit and astonishingly easy to bait, it's hard to resist.
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Wed 20 Aug, 9:12,
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2. I suppose we could ask him if it was a joke or not. Shall you do it, or shall I?
3. That's not what happened, but it really isn't important.
4. I don't have Netflix, so I wouldn't know. You don't know my niece, so you wouldn't know. Apparently lots of young people like K-Pop, it seems to be very popular these days, pretty much goes over my head though.
5. You're totally owning the xenophobia, I suppose it's admirable in a way that you're sticking to your guns there. Also, "political". You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
6. Lost among all the outrage *which you brought to the thread* is the fact that I asked you a genuine question. I'd heard about a hit animated film which was popular across generations, and thought it would be relevant to your interests, so I wondered what your take on it was. Turns out the answer is: xenophobic. Thanks for confirming.
7. You're thick as pigshit and astonishingly easy to bait, it's hard to resist.
This is where it all ends.1. Neither, full stop.
2. What part of "trying to start drama on /board would be like going along to the local hospice and poking comatose patients to see if they do anything interesting" do you not understand?
3. You are trying to start drama on a site centred around posting shopped shit that has no semblance of importance, you're not one to talk.
4. You don't know who I am either, and the young folks are getting into things like K-Pop now because they are even more alarmingly chronically online than ever to the point of not learning shit that came before their time, you literally don't know the fatal consequences of something like that because of how much of a careless, nihilistic nobody you are.
5. Pointing out xenophobia is just an excuse to justify the fatal consequences of letting the western youth stay consistently online as they get exposed to media that's usually demographically alien to western audiences, and you don't seem to realize that /talk bastards like yourself are always bringing up political shit into any discussion even if it's one that doesn't even warrant one.
6. I'M OUT OF TOUCH YOU GULLIBLE PRICK.
7. You're a grown man trying to make a fool out of someone who's been born out of place in a generation younger than yours, you don't seem to realize how pathetic that is.
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Wed 20 Aug, 11:28,
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2. What part of "trying to start drama on /board would be like going along to the local hospice and poking comatose patients to see if they do anything interesting" do you not understand?
3. You are trying to start drama on a site centred around posting shopped shit that has no semblance of importance, you're not one to talk.
4. You don't know who I am either, and the young folks are getting into things like K-Pop now because they are even more alarmingly chronically online than ever to the point of not learning shit that came before their time, you literally don't know the fatal consequences of something like that because of how much of a careless, nihilistic nobody you are.
5. Pointing out xenophobia is just an excuse to justify the fatal consequences of letting the western youth stay consistently online as they get exposed to media that's usually demographically alien to western audiences, and you don't seem to realize that /talk bastards like yourself are always bringing up political shit into any discussion even if it's one that doesn't even warrant one.
6. I'M OUT OF TOUCH YOU GULLIBLE PRICK.
7. You're a grown man trying to make a fool out of someone who's been born out of place in a generation younger than yours, you don't seem to realize how pathetic that is.
Thought I actually convinced you so clearly you got speechless, but no you didn't learn from all the shit I tried explaining to you entirely.You are the most thick headed, intellectually stubborn, pedantic cunt I have ever had the misfortune to face with.
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Wed 20 Aug, 22:21,
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Guys, guys, this is too much drama for /board! Please take it outside to /links and settle this like gentlemongs
I'm sorry you had to see this mess.Still, thank you for giving me something to put an end to all this mindlessness that keeps happening to me everytime I come here: b3ta.com/board/11420228
You're like the Cesar Millan to my Ms. Cartman.
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Thu 21 Aug, 11:16,
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You're like the Cesar Millan to my Ms. Cartman.
Jesus, you're still going.You genuinely have no idea how incoherent your posts are, do you? I do hope you develop some self-awareness, you'll be much happier.
Kind regards
Porcupine xxx
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Thu 21 Aug, 12:36,
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Kind regards
Porcupine xxx
You fucking heard 2 Can Chunder, this unnecessary drama caused by your ignorant assumptions is literally too much.I explained everything about what I'm doing just so you can understand, but you still go ahead and try to brainwash me into becoming another one of those pedantic, nihilistic, nerd-centric cunts who want traditional culture to die and even rely their humour on mostly the self-deprecating type which is one of the lowest and most tired forms of comedy ever brought into this world.
Oh and sending me kisses is creepy as fuck because I'm probably like 2 generations younger than you, you're the one that has no-self awareness.
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Thu 21 Aug, 13:32,
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Oh and sending me kisses is creepy as fuck because I'm probably like 2 generations younger than you, you're the one that has no-self awareness.
Not nearly political enough.@Unhinged_Seagull
You seem to volunteer a lot of extraneous information in these exchanges. Have you considered that you might be over-sharing a bit?
To me, it looks like you're projecting other (imaginary?) people's very specific arguments into these discussions and replying to them. I feel like there should be a French phrase or German word for this.
It's like you're trying to win arguments you have lost in the past with your replies to present arguments, but these revived arguments weren't fought between you and the people you're engaged with now, so to us, they read as gibberish.
Charitably assuming this is all a work, a performance, I once again applaud your commitment to the gimmick. My only criticism of the work is that you present as an almost entirely unsympathetic character. That's great heel-work, but it's extremely limiting.
AnthonyB3taNumbers works a very similar gimmick to yours, and he manages to generate tonnes of heat while remaining a very sympathetic character. He upsets people without resorting to the use of cheap heat, never overshares, and stays 100% committed. Truly, he is my favourite b3tan.
Just to add, proving that your trolling works, I feel the need to point out that those who complain X is 'too political' usually turn out to be the worst kind of fascist scum. Complaining about the death of western culture goes hand in hand with that.
Drop the fashy shit, you presented as toxic without it, it's just putting a MAGA hat on a hat.
(You seem to volunteer a lot of extraneous information in these exchanges. Have you considered that you might be over-sharing a bit?
To me, it looks like you're projecting other (imaginary?) people's very specific arguments into these discussions and replying to them. I feel like there should be a French phrase or German word for this.
It's like you're trying to win arguments you have lost in the past with your replies to present arguments, but these revived arguments weren't fought between you and the people you're engaged with now, so to us, they read as gibberish.
Charitably assuming this is all a work, a performance, I once again applaud your commitment to the gimmick. My only criticism of the work is that you present as an almost entirely unsympathetic character. That's great heel-work, but it's extremely limiting.
AnthonyB3taNumbers works a very similar gimmick to yours, and he manages to generate tonnes of heat while remaining a very sympathetic character. He upsets people without resorting to the use of cheap heat, never overshares, and stays 100% committed. Truly, he is my favourite b3tan.
Just to add, proving that your trolling works, I feel the need to point out that those who complain X is 'too political' usually turn out to be the worst kind of fascist scum. Complaining about the death of western culture goes hand in hand with that.
Drop the fashy shit, you presented as toxic without it, it's just putting a MAGA hat on a hat.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Thu 21 Aug, 17:06,
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After the fame and money have gone, some celebrities turn to sex films to make ends meet.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 18 Aug, 19:59,
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I have of late, wherefore I know not, been hunting wabbits
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 18 Aug, 14:44,
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Bug's European Holiday Was Not Going Well
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 18 Aug, 11:11,
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Bispham beach here I come!Wait a minute. Kirklees! I must have taken a wrong turn outside Preston.
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Mon 18 Aug, 16:12,
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Turn right after AlbaKirklees...
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*eats carrots*
Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 18 Aug, 16:48,
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto, cleverly disguised as a billiard table, was getting his balls knocked around
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 18 Aug, 1:03,
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Can't one of them transform into a traffic light or something...?*Never really got Transformers*
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Sun 17 Aug, 20:42,
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They could transform into whatever toys sold best.The original toy line was called 'Diaclone' sold in Japan. Americans went to Japan, saw diaclone (also microchange) and then brought that to America as Transformers. An ad agency thought it would be a good idea to make a saturday morning kids show to help sell the toys. And that is essentially the story of the Transformers.
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Sun 17 Aug, 21:14,
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Well, that's 10 year-old me told.STOP HAVING FUN WITH YOUR TOYS AND COMICS, YOU CAPITALIST STOOGE
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Mon 18 Aug, 11:20,
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:-)I was completely besotted with transformers between the ages of 6 and probably 11.
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Mon 18 Aug, 15:58,
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The UK comic stories were great.The US ones (before Simon Furman took over), less so. It was many years later that I actually saw the cartoon when it came out on DVD, and, erm, the UK comics were great.
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Mon 18 Aug, 19:09,
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I just recently sold my collection. I had every issue of the UK comic up to about 370 or so.I only had a couple of US issues. Bought them for a few quid from Forbidden Planet back in the mid nineties.
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Mon 18 Aug, 20:26,
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Time War is the best TF story ever and I will fight anyone, including past or future versions of myself, who disagrees.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 18 Aug, 22:34,
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UM I think you left out some stuff about Primus, actually. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 18 Aug, 18:28,
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There can be only JuanFrom the Spanish announce table.
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