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# Elf on the shelf bandwagon jumping.

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(Kevin Doyle, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 21:38, archived)
# I've never wanted someone to die violently so much in my life.
I fucking hate Paul McCartney. Who is the other prick?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 7 Dec 2025, 21:54, archived)
# Enoch Powell's parrot
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 22:17, archived)
# Hercule Parrot?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 7 Dec 2025, 22:24, archived)
# Russian Asset on a Cultural Facet?
Absolute Gall on a Paul?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 23:47, archived)
# blood-filled tick on a dick
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 13:54, archived)
# spacker on Macca
(rogerzilla, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 18:01, archived)
# cunt on a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 18:44, archived)
#
Simple. To the point. I like it
(Kevin Doyle, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 20:33, archived)
# Louse on a Scouse?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 18:51, archived)
#
Getting there
(Kevin Doyle, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 20:33, archived)
# OH!
It must be a Racist on a Bassist.

Very good!

(I genuinely only just got it.)
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 22:52, archived)
#
Done.Bang!
(Kevin Doyle, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 2:28, archived)
# I love the smell of Irn Bru in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 7 Dec 2025, 17:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 12:46, archived)
#
Hectre
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 12:56, archived)
# doggie 0 7
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 13:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 16:42, archived)
#
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 17:23, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 22:25, archived)
#
(lumpytesticle, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 12:18, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 16:42, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 12:48, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 7 Dec 2025, 15:15, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I play along?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Carrie on Apocalypsing?
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 12:05, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 7 Dec 2025, 12:18, archived)
# Robert Diivall?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 15:41, archived)
# Indian actor?
(Somewhat misspelled.)
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 15:51, archived)
# late career conversion to hindu
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 22:09, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 6:35, archived)
[challenge entry] The sun'll come out tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 6 Dec 2025, 21:36, archived)
# Anyone else have this cool toy growing up?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 6 Dec 2025, 21:05, archived)
# that's bong out of order
here's my wee bong joke b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2632448
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 22:15, archived)
# Look if they need an idea to make a Dr Who Christmas special appeal to 'The 90s generation' then....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 6 Dec 2025, 19:56, archived)
# Don't forget the hangover deals after Black Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 6 Dec 2025, 15:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Sat 6 Dec 2025, 12:55, archived)
# Stupid ‘ReagaGnomics’.

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(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 6 Dec 2025, 8:09, archived)
# Fluck that shit
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 6 Dec 2025, 11:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2025, 17:42, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sat 6 Dec 2025, 7:13, archived)
# New award for Trump

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(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 Dec 2025, 21:41, archived)
# I didn't think this could ever have been made up
But It actually happened.
In corruption we trust...
(Pompey Monkey, Sat 6 Dec 2025, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] An Unholy Amalgamation Amidst a Travesty, Yo, Teddy!

Commencing Amalgamation Sequence..

Sequence 01//Memory Upload
(I helped save b3ta! D7 Wants to Jape butt nubbin Sirius., Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:38, archived)
# You wouldn't like me when I'm omnipotent
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 6 Dec 2025, 11:40, archived)
# Netflix buying Warner Brothers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 16:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 16:26, archived)
# yeah I thought so too
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Dec 2025, 14:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 16:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 2:00, archived)
# I'm sure after the merger it will be cheaper and better, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 5 Dec 2025, 17:12, archived)
# If they up the price I’m cancelling and going back to pirating.
So yes, cheaper and better.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 6 Dec 2025, 15:53, archived)
# Some of us never stopped and are now cool again.
Some of us never subscribed to any of these pockets of creative and cultural division. Down this this kind of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 Dec 2025, 16:03, archived)
# Shhhh! We're going Demon Hunting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 17:54, archived)
# That first one is the juice.
(I helped save b3ta! D7 Wants to Jape butt nubbin Sirius., Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] "What's that lipstick taste of?" "Woman, Stanley. Woman."
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Love this film
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 12:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 15:25, archived)
# Inconceivable!!!
(gijoel, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Has dirty Harry met his match?
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 12:32, archived)

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