Does this stuff land in maga world?Here in reality we hear the odd thing about Hunter's laptop or Joe's autopen but they're not real scandals or even that newsworthy. Has your side heard about this guy called Jeffrey Epstein?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 25 Jan 2026, 20:15,
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I don’t wish to engage in conversation with you.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 25 Jan 2026, 20:29,
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I'll respect your withdrawal of consent. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 25 Jan 2026, 23:34,
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I've never understood the outrage, all Presidents use it, Trump includedwww.pbs.org/newshour/politics/justice-department-quietly-replaced-identical-trump-signatures-on-recent-pardons
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh2ay1ABB_Q
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh2ay1ABB_Q
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 26 Jan 2026, 6:40,
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PBS and MSNBC are leftist news sources and can’t be trusted with anything they ‘report’.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 26 Jan 2026, 12:31,
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It's not that hard to understand, the outrage is fake and desperate.They want you to think that both sides are as bad as the other, and because they can't manufacture liberal crimes and corruption that actually match the right's, they latch on to literally the only things available to them, like low level nepotism and the alleged misuse of office equipment.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 26 Jan 2026, 20:32,
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You’re a master of misinformation and being wrong and twisting truths.I’ll give you that!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 26 Jan 2026, 22:54,
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You do not wish to engage in conversation with me, remember?Here in objective reality Trump is a convicted felon, convicted sex criminal, convicted fraudster.
Biden is none of those things despite the courts being stacked with Trump/Republican loyalists.
Really makes 2/3 of the population think, doesn't it?
(Biden is none of those things despite the courts being stacked with Trump/Republican loyalists.
Really makes 2/3 of the population think, doesn't it?
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 26 Jan 2026, 23:10,
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Well you've reverted to a pictoral lexicon now, I guess because you don't have the words available to you to think in a straight line.I guess the donkey represents the Democratic party, so your argument, such as it is, seems to be that Biden was a puppet of the political party he was leading. Is that right?
It would be easier if you chose to communicate literal meaning using words from a written language such as English.
(It would be easier if you chose to communicate literal meaning using words from a written language such as English.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 27 Jan 2026, 15:38,
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This impotent rage you feelis for the financial benefit of a small number of billionaires.
They are your real enemy, not lesbian mums, brown skinned people, the polite, women seeking abortions, etc.
(They are your real enemy, not lesbian mums, brown skinned people, the polite, women seeking abortions, etc.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 27 Jan 2026, 16:18,
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You didn't draw this, you used a computer, therefore it's not real
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2026, 9:29,
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See, this is the problem when people go full right-wing conspiracy cult,they start talking in code that only they understand. And then they wonder why the rest of the world thinks they've gone mad.
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2026, 14:15,
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This is true for pretty much all cult brainwashing, not just the right wingers.I wish Atomic could communicate directly using explicit language to convey literal meanings like he could before he was brainwashed. The poor guy literally can't tell the difference between truth and lies any more. Sad.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 27 Jan 2026, 15:35,
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Oops…I’ve stumbled upon a sheep farm.Gotta wash my boots.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 27 Jan 2026, 16:07,
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Wrong again.Everyone is my enemy.
Nuke ‘em all!!!
(Nuke ‘em all!!!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 27 Jan 2026, 18:03,
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Indeed, I was talking about this specific example but the effect is identical whichever bird appendage it's on.
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2026, 20:30,
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typical. you wait ages for something funny then 3 come along at once
(,
Sun 25 Jan 2026, 14:38,
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Isn't it called "Yook Hunt"?
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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong),
Sun 25 Jan 2026, 15:14,
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You can 't think US politics is going well at the moment, surely? Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer,
Mon 26 Jan 2026, 11:11,
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Don’t be fooled by protests.The majority of people are sick and tired of protesting radical babies.
They hate the government but have no problem collecting welfare checks.
(They hate the government but have no problem collecting welfare checks.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 26 Jan 2026, 12:34,
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Poor HannibalStarved to death.
( Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?,
Mon 26 Jan 2026, 8:52,
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I remember that Goose Game, used to play it all the damn timeOne of my favourites even to this very day.
Also I have a feeling this goose is gonna be the next President, idk but something about HONK! really does speak to the people, we all need a bit of HONK! In a time when we desperately need HONK!
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2026, 20:51,
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Also I have a feeling this goose is gonna be the next President, idk but something about HONK! really does speak to the people, we all need a bit of HONK! In a time when we desperately need HONK!
Wait have I replied to the wrong message?Fuck mobile Chrome if I have, my #1 enemy right there, mobile devices
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2026, 20:52,
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I think mobile Chrome hates me nowTried sending it twice and it still shows up under a different comment, oh well, I’ll check PC browser tomorrow to see if what’s happening isn’t mobile gaslighting me.
It’s not like it’s the end of the fucking world.
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2026, 20:55,
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It’s not like it’s the end of the fucking world.
Is Goofy a dog though?And if he is, what's going on with Pluto?
How does a Mouse have a pet dog anyway?
Is Disney all just lies?
(How does a Mouse have a pet dog anyway?
Is Disney all just lies?
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer,
Wed 28 Jan 2026, 17:31,
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Raaather, old chap.
Click for bigger (101 kb)
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sun 25 Jan 2026, 12:07,
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Composing your villainous monologues be like
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sun 25 Jan 2026, 7:43,
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In the future robots will have an emotion chip. Not always a good idea.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 22:34,
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deadcuntdiana.jpg (happy now?) www.deadcuntdiana.com fulljapes, fullfuck
www.dianasdeadpissexperience.cunt
www.deadcuntdiana.com
Extraction shooter fullofcunt
deadcuntdiana OST
01 Coded Rhythm Talk
02 hypnosis
jumpjape goofs goofs goofs,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 19:02,
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We need a piss/blood amalgamation.imjussayin
( jumpjape goofs goofs goofs,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 19:24,
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Akshally it's the other way around. Piss is blood, but blood is not piss. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Jan 2026, 2:03,
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You're sick!…so wait wait wait….
Then beer is blood, even tho it looks like piss!
Deep thoughts, deep thoughts…
(Then beer is blood, even tho it looks like piss!
Deep thoughts, deep thoughts…
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 25 Jan 2026, 3:14,
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Another one for the kids.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 17:46,
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Cosmetic surgery addiction is a real issue.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 16:30,
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Actually I’m being unneccessarily mean, I’m sure it will be more like this.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 16:55,
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I tried it on my belt buccal and ruined it. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 16:59,
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lolbut it's pronounced buccal!
( The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 17:21,
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How many geek points do I get for knowing what the third image is...?
(
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 20:12,
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I'll give you one- iykwim, etc
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 22:56,
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Cyberdine's first beta terminator version t-120Failed as a project after the audio circuit engineer programmed its tagline as 'Kiss my shiny metal ass!'
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 3:01,
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I'm sorry.There are no huge feet or spinning imagery so I don't understand.
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 4:12,
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WEBP are a bitch to remix, imjussayin though i'm impressed by the compression(
jumpjape goofs goofs goofs,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 18:02,
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And began to dance.
Your genius for animation is impressive, imjussayin.
jumpjape goofs goofs goofs,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 18:31,
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I need your theme park, your blackjack and your hookers.
(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 11:14,
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IFYOULIKEITTHENYOUSHOULDAPUTAJAPEONIT..and began to dance, doyoulovethemonkeyordoyouloveme.jpg
Collect the full set of POMA (Piss Out My Ass) NFTs, ONLY available on NEAR PROTOCOL.
near.foundation/poma
$NEAR #nearprotocol #pissoutmyass #poma
jumpjape goofs goofs goofs,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 16:46,
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I cant handle the truth PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 16:50,
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Did you know that piss comes from your blood and not your digestive system?
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 16:55,
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I remember, I think it was last June an article from World of Piss stated as much.It's hard to comprehend, ironically I lost bladder control upon hearing about it, Luda!
01 You Know What to Do
02 Blurred Limes
03 Baby, Don'tcha Know
04 Moonkey
(01 You Know What to Do
02 Blurred Limes
03 Baby, Don'tcha Know
04 Moonkey
jumpjape goofs goofs goofs,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 17:02,
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Remember my Adrian Chiles pisstake post?well, real life is even more pathetic. after seeing another post about a banal article, i looked on the guardian site and saw this. going even further down the toilet in more ways than one.
Click for bigger (397 kb)
my version here: www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/102660/1767472937/chiles.png
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Fri 23 Jan 2026, 22:12,
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Click for bigger (397 kb)
my version here: www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/102660/1767472937/chiles.png
i mean seriously somebody pays him to write this drivel? I was thinking of making another one, but I don't think I can do better than this. Only idea I had was "I'm knitting all my navel hair into a jumper for my dog"
(,
Fri 23 Jan 2026, 22:37,
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Maybe use "I'm knitting all my navel hair into a jumper for my dog"as the basis of a random headline generator
"I'm verb all my noun into a noun for my dog/wife/best mate/old boss/cat/goldfish"
(,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 2:00,
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"I'm verb all my noun into a noun for my dog/wife/best mate/old boss/cat/goldfish"
good idea. i was doing an elon simulator before xmas. generated tweets like "we will all be using flying cars on jupiter in 7 years" but it got samey way too quick
*edit* so i wrote some code to download all his healines, went into Cursor, selected GPT5.2 and said basicly "analyze and extract meta patterns and lists of replacments"... and then i see it generate in advice.json
"a beard will not fix your problems, it will only document them",
this could turn out amazing lol
**edit 2. first run**
A genuine treat for £1.60? Try realising I'd been queueing for the wrong thing.
I went to a lift that isn't moving to ask a simple question and discovered that the machine was judging me personally
I went to an airport departures hall to print a label and discovered that I am much more annoying than I realised.
(,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 12:09,
archived)
*edit* so i wrote some code to download all his healines, went into Cursor, selected GPT5.2 and said basicly "analyze and extract meta patterns and lists of replacments"... and then i see it generate in advice.json
"a beard will not fix your problems, it will only document them",
this could turn out amazing lol
**edit 2. first run**
A genuine treat for £1.60? Try realising I'd been queueing for the wrong thing.
I went to a lift that isn't moving to ask a simple question and discovered that the machine was judging me personally
I went to an airport departures hall to print a label and discovered that I am much more annoying than I realised.
It appears to have a similar cadence but unfortunately not much meaning.I wonder if that means it would work as chilesisms for non-english speakers, Like chinglish on consumer goods but for newspaper article headlines.
(,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 14:14,
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these things are never perfect unless you hand curate a list of every single item in every single line (which this is possible to do).
that was just as an example of what it generated off the bat without me touching it. just iterated through getting gpt to extract a search term for an image for the item or concept. got it to generate a script to search wiki commons.
some good, some bad. will probably have to make an editor!
(,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 14:55,
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that was just as an example of what it generated off the bat without me touching it. just iterated through getting gpt to extract a search term for an image for the item or concept. got it to generate a script to search wiki commons.
some good, some bad. will probably have to make an editor!
ha! 
words just extracted from his article titles and jumbled up. also generated a local webserver based editor for the json files which will do wikimedia search. hardly touched a line of code. scary.
I quite like him.He's the only columnist that's in any way zen.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 23 Jan 2026, 23:27,
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knew him a little in the past He's not dim...certainly quite perceptive and caring.
( unclepills,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 11:58,
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He is even duller on BBC R4But he's better than the groovy vicar.
(,
Sun 25 Jan 2026, 14:23,
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cheers! i spent the whole 90 min train journey plus longer trying to get that logo right. Probably easier to have just traced it to vector than all the arsing about with pixel layers took
(,
Fri 23 Jan 2026, 22:36,
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Skills of a fingerpainting toddler here.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Fri 23 Jan 2026, 19:56,
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OOF!Did He Died?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 23 Jan 2026, 21:25,
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Like the messiahHe rose on the 3rd 1up
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 17:47,
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With a bruise line that in the back of his hand just think what don jrs face looks lik
(,
Fri 23 Jan 2026, 16:39,
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"what do you say to Don Jr when he has two black eyes?Nothing he hasn't been told twice already".
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Fri 23 Jan 2026, 21:26,
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Could have just smeared more orange Why is the orange only for face?
(,
Sat 24 Jan 2026, 2:30,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Political Video Games"){kind=small}
Apparently it's from the developers of Angry Birds. Liz Truss, Priti Patel and Suella Braverman.
Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 23 Jan 2026, 13:37,
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'You blow in the hole, I'll do the fingering' Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 23 Jan 2026, 13:26,
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"5 finger teaching mode"zOMG, that's a full Joan Collins!
(old playground joke: what's the difference between Joan Collins and a KitKat? You only get 4 fingers in a KitKat.)
Yes, I went to a state primary school
(,
Fri 23 Jan 2026, 15:39,
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(old playground joke: what's the difference between Joan Collins and a KitKat? You only get 4 fingers in a KitKat.)
Yes, I went to a state primary school
did you hear about the workman who fell through Joan Collins' bedroom ceiling? He got seven years bad luck.
(,
Fri 23 Jan 2026, 15:46,
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What's the difference between Joan Collins and the Eiffel Tower?Some people haven't been up the Eiffel Tower.
I think these were mostly repurposed into Essex girl jokes 20 years later, like the old "4 pints of (dog) semen and a stomach pump" gets applied to every high-profile male singing star of the decade.
(,
Fri 23 Jan 2026, 15:53,
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I think these were mostly repurposed into Essex girl jokes 20 years later, like the old "4 pints of (dog) semen and a stomach pump" gets applied to every high-profile male singing star of the decade.
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