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# 22 years of this. Not sorry. (alt: Tiger…UpHerC*nt!)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:10, archived)
# Merry candles!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:13, archived)
# Thank you kindly sir.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:46, archived)
# Candlefrabulations
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:48, archived)
# πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸ€˜
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:53, archived)
# It's in the palm of your hand
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:08, archived)
# Concandleations! See also:
Fisting Warrior
Crime Fisters
Dungeon Fister Online
Little Fister
Mazin Saga: Mutant Fister
Shingen Samurai-Fister
Fisting Force
Danan: The Jungle Fister
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:09, archived)
# Ta sir.
πŸŽΆπŸŒΌβ„’οΈ
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:34, archived)
# he's on FUCKING FIRE !

Happy candlemass old boy.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 19:33, archived)
# Thank you sir πŸ₯·πŸ‘˜πŸ—Ώ
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 22:09, archived)
# happy waxy burny things
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 19:43, archived)
# Cheers sir
πŸŒ‹πŸͺβ›½οΈ
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 22:10, archived)
#
Candlez etc
(, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 4:24, archived)
#

(, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 10:37, archived)
# someday we will find McVities of gold
(, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 18:11, archived)
# oh great, you lodged a turd in the bitstream & now nobody else can post
U BROKE TEH BOARDE :((
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 12:27, archived)
# seems to work
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 15:42, archived)
# Why Meloni though?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:32, archived)
# No reason other than she has that I want to speak to the manager expression in the pic
also just realised she isn't holding a tiny hammer
(, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 9:44, archived)
# Highly suspicious behaviour.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 17:37, archived)
# I don't think there was a technical issue
I think people were simply in awe of my ultra-high quality comedic art skills.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:23, archived)
# RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT... :)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:19, archived)
# Nope
(, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 4:23, archived)
# Very nice, also apologies for being a cunt last time.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:59, archived)
# manic depression is a frustrating mess
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 20:17, archived)
#
Your all gay
(, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 4:24, archived)
# DID SOMEBODY SAY GAYSHIFT?

(, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 11:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 18:13, archived)
# Oh my!

(, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 20:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 20:57, archived)
# Our personalities are defined by gaiety while yours is defined by fear
because your brain is even tinier than your micropenis.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 17:40, archived)
# Why is everything you say always wrong?
Maybe cuz u r stoopit
(, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 18:12, archived)
# You display irrational fear of others all the time.
Your fear is what has allowed obvious grifters to radicalise you.
This is not what happens to those with above average intelligence.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 18:17, archived)
# Wrong again.
Sucks being you.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 20:43, archived)
# WRAWNG

(, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 21:00, archived)
# The lights are on, but you're not home, your mind is not your own
(, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 14:38, archived)
# :D

(, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 14:41, archived)
# Trees are budding, flowers are blooming, migratory birds are returning
Spring is in the ear.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 23:01, archived)
# you had to drum that one in didn't you
(, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 13:07, archived)
# Absolutely, only way for my jokes to go g'lobe'al.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 16:48, archived)
# Laughed
(, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 16:07, archived)
# Gorna apple face it you're addicted to lamp
(, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 15:56, archived)
# Gorns look bloody good in shirt and tie
(, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 13:16, archived)
# Ha!
So good

(, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 18:14, archived)
# They're all doing the Tory power stance
(, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 18:43, archived)
# Boobs for Britain!
(, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 18:54, archived)
# Vic Reeves
outed as a Tory
(, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 14:44, archived)
# as sung by The Pointer Sisters
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 20:26, archived)
# True fact:
one of those sex robot companies was bought up by vulture capitalists and the models have had spyware AI installed and rebranded as robot schoolteachers in America. It has not been reported if the teacher models still have functioning vaginas and anuses.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 19:25, archived)
# I mean a robotic teachers salary isn't that great
(, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 20:04, archived)
# That's why they have to start each day well-oiled just to cope
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 16:50, archived)
# Of course they do
They're still entitled to maternity leave and poo breaks
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 6:36, archived)
# better than
foreskin jobs
(, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 10:44, archived)
# this is too good
(, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 12:27, archived)
# Sean Young could be Katy Perry's mum
(, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 13:15, archived)
# I’ll give you props. This is well thought out and the owl is an excellent touch.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 3:40, archived)
# My brother in potatochop
leave some hummus for the rest of us!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 6:34, archived)
# Very inspired indeed.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:00, archived)
# Remember in the 80s when adverts used to more risqué?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 23:16, archived)
# At least it wasn't boy scouts
(, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 10:35, archived)
# Do they still call them that?
Or are they "scarf rings" now?
(, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 11:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 20:14, archived)
# NU-Sausage is the best type to listen to.

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(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 11:27, archived)
# Wouldn't be surprised to see that on a t-shirt in China.
When I was there in 2018, you couldn't move for people wearing BNKIN PARK or KNKIN PARK t-shirts. Interesting long read about the phenomenon here.

I was desperate to get my hands on one, but couldn't find one in the shops anywhere. I did, however, manage to get a genuine MTEALICA t-shirt with bonus content on the back. I only wear it on special occasions.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 12:11, archived)
# I couldn’t find a genuine ‘Chinglish’ t-shirt for sale that was terrible/awesome enough
So I designed my own, but only using old school UK 70s imagery. Chap’s Chinglish.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 0:51, archived)
# ah, the king's fingers
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 17:08, archived)
#

(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:18, archived)
# James Bond will be back in Pork Finger.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:48, archived)
# he must have some great wanks
(, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 14:42, archived)
# Meaty, yet flavoursome.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 11:28, archived)
# Who want's to play PONG?
Happy Friyay You Cunts.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 2:53, archived)
# Cutting room floor outtake...
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 2:54, archived)
# WHOA
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 13:54, archived)
# Pretty fly for a white guy.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 3:00, archived)
# I like the way the toddlers flailing limbs resemble a bird in flight
But I was too busy looking at the woman in red
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 3:24, archived)
# Ewww…
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 13:41, archived)
# this is a normal posting
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 18:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 20:13, archived)
# there's sump'n wrong witchu, man! :D
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 21:56, archived)
# I do keep having these banging headaches...
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 4:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 2:47, archived)
# For some reason, this came to mind:
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 16:10, archived)
# HA HA HA!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:20, archived)
# QWELCOME TO FUCKMIND
(, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Icarus Paradox comes full circle and runs him over
(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 21:20, archived)
# Hoodies!... hoodie, hoodie, dumb-scum..
(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 19:19, archived)
#
Hoodie hoodie yum-yum
(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 20:25, archived)
# Ha!
What is it with people riding bikes wearing full balaclava?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 10:57, archived)
# thought it was someone taking the piss out the the ad we've just sold on b3ta newsletter
but you've preempted it you psychic
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 11:34, archived)
# I am completely sidekick
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 14:06, archived)
# I always thought these were funnier

(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 18:16, archived)
# Excellent
(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 18:46, archived)
# very good
(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 18:53, archived)
# Beeswax
The ancestor of the Allen Key.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 20:36, archived)
# Good one.
In the name of my Father I’ll fly.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 2:58, archived)
# excellent work cheryl
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 11:33, archived)
# Careful Icarus
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:40, archived)
# superb
(, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty bastard...
(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 13:53, archived)
# I love it 😍
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 17:36, archived)
# “Chuck in an extra £5k and we can offer the Liquid Metal supplement”

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(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 7:54, archived)
# Bloody AI spelling tool
(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 12:57, archived)
# Just me?

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(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 20:47, archived)
# (I just want to say)
that, on reflection, that reproduction of the rubber glove hat is the finest square centimetre of art that I have ever produced by my own hand in my LIFE. Fuck off, I’m an electronics hardware guy.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 0:28, archived)
# Not just you
I'm also guessing what the product is claiming to be for and how its actually used might be different. *Happy* customers indeed.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 7:45, archived)
# Not sure if electric shocks up the jacksy
Would make you tighter or gaping in shock.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 9:18, archived)
#
maybe ask a nulliparous rat

NSFW for language
(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 9:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Banana...
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 13:42, archived)
# haha that's the one I'd (eyed) get
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 15:55, archived)
# 1osuhart, the original artist (whose signature you hid and overwrote),
is well worth checking out:
www.deviantart.com/1oshuart
Not just fantasy and mythology stuff, he does some rather spiffy McQuarrie-esque Star Wars and scifi stuff too.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] posts and runs
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 10:51, archived)
# Euripides?
If euripides trousers, I'm not buying you another pair
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 11:27, archived)
# no urapedes
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 13:17, archived)
# Euripides trousers
Eumenides trousers
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 16:04, archived)
# This
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 16:27, archived)
# Young Ones
(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 11:05, archived)
# Euripides?
Eubuyides.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:31, archived)
# Winner Miss Wet T Shirt Contest 1000BC
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 18:10, archived)
# Don't smash it
Her name is pinkfuckingunicornsshitingonrainbows
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(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 22:44, archived)
# Can you count to 100 for me?
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 1:23, archived)
# Google
Can do that if you can't.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 1:32, archived)
# well hello An Egg. It's a pleasure to see you
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 2:17, archived)
# I don't think its AI can,
which is the point.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 2:52, archived)
# starwarsxwingdeathstaryawn
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 2:05, archived)
# starion?
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 2:16, archived)
# ...still kicking myself for never getting one of these
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 2:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Colossus of Rhodes had a kebab
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 21:55, archived)
# OLD SKOOL ANIGIF!
I thoroughly approve! xxxxxxx
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 22:18, archived)
# I like this!
A lot
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 22:58, archived)
# those are huge coffee beans!
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 2:27, archived)
# Heh
He seems to have the trotts.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 9:46, archived)
# the face that launched a thousand shits
(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 13:15, archived)

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