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22 years of this. Not sorry. (alt: Tiger…UpHerC*nt!)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:10,
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Merry candles!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:13,
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Thank you kindly sir.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:46,
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Candlefrabulations
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unclepills ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:48,
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πππ€
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:53,
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It's in the palm of your hand
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The Penultimates Juice for Javierl ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:08,
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Concandleations! See also:
Fisting Warrior Crime Fisters Dungeon Fister Online Little Fister Mazin Saga: Mutant Fister Shingen Samurai-Fister Fisting Force Danan: The Jungle Fister
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:09,
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Ta sir.
πΆπΌβ’οΈ
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:34,
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he's on FUCKING FIRE !
Happy candlemass old boy.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 19:33,
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Thank you sir π₯·ππΏ
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 22:09,
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happy waxy burny things
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 19:43,
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Cheers sir
ππͺβ½οΈ
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 22:10,
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Candlez etc
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 1 Sep 2026, 4:24,
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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong) ,
Tue 1 Sep 2026, 10:37,
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someday we will find McVities of gold
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Sun 30 Aug 2026, 18:11,
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oh great, you lodged a turd in the bitstream & now nobody else can post
U BROKE TEH BOARDE :((
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 12:27,
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seems to work
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 15:42,
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Why Meloni though?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:32,
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No reason other than she has that I want to speak to the manager expression in the pic
also just realised she isn't holding a tiny hammer
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Tue 1 Sep 2026, 9:44,
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Highly suspicious behaviour.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Tue 1 Sep 2026, 17:37,
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I don't think there was a technical issue
I think people were simply in awe of my ultra-high quality comedic art skills.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:23,
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RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT... :)
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:19,
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Nope
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 1 Sep 2026, 4:23,
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Very nice, also apologies for being a cunt last time.
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The Penultimates Juice for Javierl ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:59,
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manic depression is a frustrating mess
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 20:17,
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Your all gay
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 1 Sep 2026, 4:24,
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DID SOMEBODY SAY GAYSHIFT?
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Tue 1 Sep 2026, 11:55,
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Tue 1 Sep 2026, 18:13,
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Oh my!
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Tue 1 Sep 2026, 20:11,
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Tue 1 Sep 2026, 20:57,
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Our personalities are defined by gaiety while yours is defined by fear
because your brain is even tinier than your micropenis.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Tue 1 Sep 2026, 17:40,
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Why is everything you say always wrong?
Maybe cuz u r stoopit
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 1 Sep 2026, 18:12,
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You display irrational fear of others all the time.
Your fear is what has allowed obvious grifters to radicalise you. This is not what happens to those with above average intelligence.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Tue 1 Sep 2026, 18:17,
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Wrong again.
Sucks being you.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 1 Sep 2026, 20:43,
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WRAWNG
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Tue 1 Sep 2026, 21:00,
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The lights are on, but you're not home, your mind is not your own
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 14:38,
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:D
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 14:41,
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Trees are budding, flowers are blooming, migratory birds are returning
Spring is in the ear.
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Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦ ,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 23:01,
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you had to drum that one in didn't you
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 30 Aug 2026, 13:07,
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Absolutely, only way for my jokes to go g'lobe'al.
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Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦ ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 16:48,
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Laughed
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"TEMU Bou" ,
Sun 30 Aug 2026, 16:07,
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Gorna apple face it you're addicted to lamp
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 15:56,
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Gorns look bloody good in shirt and tie
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rogerzilla ,
Sun 30 Aug 2026, 13:16,
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Ha!
So good
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 18:14,
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They're all doing the Tory power stance
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rogerzilla ,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 18:43,
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Boobs for Britain!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 18:54,
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Vic Reeves
outed as a Tory
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davyclam ,
Sun 30 Aug 2026, 14:44,
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as sung by The Pointer Sisters
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 20:26,
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True fact:
one of those sex robot companies was bought up by vulture capitalists and the models have had spyware AI installed and rebranded as robot schoolteachers in America. It has not been reported if the teacher models still have functioning vaginas and anuses.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 19:25,
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I mean a robotic teachers salary isn't that great
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 20:04,
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That's why they have to start each day well-oiled just to cope
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Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦ ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 16:50,
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Of course they do
They're still entitled to maternity leave and poo breaks
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rogerzilla ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 6:36,
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better than
foreskin jobs
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Sun 30 Aug 2026, 10:44,
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this is too good
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rob ,
Sun 30 Aug 2026, 12:27,
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Sean Young could be Katy Perry's mum
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rogerzilla ,
Sun 30 Aug 2026, 13:15,
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I’ll give you props. This is well thought out and the owl is an excellent touch.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 3:40,
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My brother in potatochop
leave some hummus for the rest of us!
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Ratsta ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 6:34,
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Very inspired indeed.
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The Penultimates Juice for Javierl ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:00,
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Remember in the 80s when adverts used to more risqué?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 23:16,
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At least it wasn't boy scouts
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 10:35,
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Do they still call them that?
Or are they "scarf rings" now?
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rogerzilla ,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 11:49,
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 20:14,
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NU-Sausage is the best type to listen to.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 11:27,
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Wouldn't be surprised to see that on a t-shirt in China.
When I was there in 2018, you couldn't move for people wearing BNKIN PARK or KNKIN PARK t-shirts. Interesting long read about the phenomenon here. I was desperate to get my hands on one, but couldn't find one in the shops anywhere. I did, however, manage to get a genuine MTEALICA t-shirt with bonus content on the back. I only wear it on special occasions.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh* ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 12:11,
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I couldn’t find a genuine ‘Chinglish’ t-shirt for sale that was terrible/awesome enough
So I designed my own, but only using old school UK 70s imagery. Chapβs Chinglish.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 0:51,
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ah, the king's fingers
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 17:08,
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:18,
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James Bond will be back in Pork Finger.
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gijoel ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:48,
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he must have some great wanks
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 14:42,
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Meaty, yet flavoursome.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sun 30 Aug 2026, 11:28,
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Who want's to play PONG?
Happy Friyay You Cunts.
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 2:53,
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Cutting room floor outtake...
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 2:54,
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WHOA
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 13:54,
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Pretty fly for a white guy.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 3:00,
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I like the way the toddlers flailing limbs resemble a bird in flight
But I was too busy looking at the woman in red
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 3:24,
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Ewww…
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 13:41,
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this is a normal posting
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 18:37,
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 20:13,
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there's sump'n wrong witchu, man! :D
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 21:56,
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I do keep having these banging headaches...
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:59,
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 4:01,
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 2:47,
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For some reason, this came to mind:
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 16:10,
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HA HA HA!
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:20,
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QWELCOME TO FUCKMIND
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The Penultimates Juice for Javierl ,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:01,
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Icarus Paradox comes full circle and runs him over
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Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 21:20,
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Hoodies!... hoodie, hoodie, dumb-scum..
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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong) ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 19:19,
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Hoodie hoodie yum-yum
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Pompey Monkey ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 20:25,
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Ha!
What is it with people riding bikes wearing full balaclava?
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 10:57,
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thought it was someone taking the piss out the the ad we've just sold on b3ta newsletter
but you've preempted it you psychic
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rob ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 11:34,
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I am completely sidekick
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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong) ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 14:06,
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I always thought these were funnier
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Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 15:54,
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christhebarker ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 18:16,
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Excellent
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 18:46,
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very good
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 18:53,
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Beeswax
The ancestor of the Allen Key.
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davyclam ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 20:36,
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Good one.
In the name of my Father Iβll fly.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 2:58,
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excellent work cheryl
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rob ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 11:33,
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Careful Icarus
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gijoel ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:40,
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superb
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Sun 30 Aug 2026, 23:02,
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Dirty bastard...
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Ninj ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 13:53,
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I love it π
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 17:36,
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“Chuck in an extra £5k and we can offer the Liquid Metal supplement”
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S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 7:54,
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Bloody AI spelling tool
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S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 12:57,
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Just me?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 20:47,
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(I just want to say)
that, on reflection, that reproduction of the rubber glove hat is the finest square centimetre of art that I have ever produced by my own hand in my LIFE. Fuck off, Iβm an electronics hardware guy.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 0:28,
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Not just you
I'm also guessing what the product is claiming to be for and how its actually used might be different. *Happy* customers indeed.
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 7:45,
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Not sure if electric shocks up the jacksy
Would make you tighter or gaping in shock.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 9:18,
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maybe ask a nulliparous rat NSFW for language
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 9:44,
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 20:34,
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Banana...
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Ninj ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 13:42,
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haha that's the one I'd (eyed) get
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 15:55,
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1osuhart, the original artist (whose signature you hid and overwrote),
is well worth checking out:www.deviantart.com/1oshuart Not just fantasy and mythology stuff, he does some rather spiffy McQuarrie-esque Star Wars and scifi stuff too.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 18:07,
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posts and runs
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 10:51,
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Euripides?
If euripides trousers, I'm not buying you another pair
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 11:27,
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no urapedes
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 13:17,
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Euripides trousers
Eumenides trousers
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FridgeBadger ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 16:04,
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This
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 16:27,
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Young Ones
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 11:05,
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Euripides?
Eubuyides.
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jonbob loves you ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:31,
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Winner Miss Wet T Shirt Contest 1000BC
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rogerzilla ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 18:10,
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Don't smash it
Her name is pinkfuckingunicornsshitingonrainbowsClick for bigger (318 kb)
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Anyin Not ,
Tue 25 Aug 2026, 22:44,
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Can you count to 100 for me?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 1:23,
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Google
Can do that if you can't.
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 1:32,
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well hello An Egg. It's a pleasure to see you
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 2:17,
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I don't think its AI can,
which is the point.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 2:52,
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starwarsxwingdeathstaryawn
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 2:05,
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starion?
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 2:16,
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...still kicking myself for never getting one of these
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 2:23,
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Colossus of Rhodes had a kebab
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 25 Aug 2026, 21:55,
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OLD SKOOL ANIGIF!
I thoroughly approve! xxxxxxx
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Tue 25 Aug 2026, 22:18,
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I like this!
A lot
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Tue 25 Aug 2026, 22:58,
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those are huge coffee beans!
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 2:27,
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Heh
He seems to have the trotts.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2026, 9:46,
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the face that launched a thousand shits
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Thu 27 Aug 2026, 13:15,
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