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# anns in the moog (kill me)
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 14:55, archived)
# great face
she's really digging those funky sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:45, archived)
# No clue what this is about
(HotBucketBob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Say........AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
Do you mind if I have a go?
(Leon2001TheProfessional, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 14:04, archived)
# Well, most of you
will have seen it, but it is still good for a piss yourself time...
All your base
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 13:31, archived)
# ah. that takes me back ...
... it was all fields then. Actually, it was the first thing that introduced me to the power of the photoshop this meme. Or was it Jamie Oliver? I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:35, archived)
# Please say it wasn't
Jamie "fat tongued cunt" Oliver!

Nice to see you on the big screen tho' Rob :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:43, archived)
# yep. fat is right
it was funny. once.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:16, archived)
# Accoustic Kitty
a cia experiment featuring battery driven ats gone horribly wrong:

www.intellnet.org/news/2001/11/03/8012-1.html
(CircuitRelative, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 13:11, archived)
# the
thunderbirds pulled it off with a mouse though :p
(minoltion, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 13:18, archived)
# Bastards
Just a little note to whom it concerns...
Using your Geocities account to host pics by changing the extension to "txt" is a great little trick.
That is, until you pass your allocated bandwidth limit of course, and they shut down your account.
Rot in hell, Geoshitties.
(OtaKuno, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 13:10, archived)
# half with you - and half against you
Yes I want you to all have free bandwidth to play on b3ta, however... Why should geocities pay for it with no return for them? I know that if owned their stock, I'd want them to cut off external referers to images.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:39, archived)
# I'm spoilt,
I'm still paying a tenner-a-month for my 7 year old Demon account....

So I don't care :o)

20mb...woo!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:01, archived)
# I know...
how you feel. I hear they're changing their logo to keep up with customers' attitudes:
(Kimbo, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 2:00, archived)
# Here's
Today's Blue Monday Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 13:04, archived)
# -->
marvellously surreal as always
(cold, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 13:09, archived)
# Can someone check to see
if they can get to http://flibz.dns2go.com

I think I've had incoming port 80 blocked :(
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 12:52, archived)
# well
it's working, but all i got was this rather poignant message:
Whatever you were looking for, it's not here. It may have been once. Sorry
(cold, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 13:05, archived)
# boo hoo
I got this : "Whatever you were looking for, it's not here. It may have been once. Sorry"
I miss me33enger too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 13:06, archived)
# Jebus! And a
farking popup for WhoeverIsHostingThisCities
(Didn't leave it open long enough to read it...)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 13:12, archived)
# the bastards!
*cries* want my m3ss3nger =(
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 13:09, archived)
# UPDATE
I've been blocked for having an unauthorised web-server on the network.

I'm looking at alternatives for cold fusion hosting (with a sql database)

But it won't be for a while

Bugger

m3ss3nger rocked too :(

(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 13:21, archived)
# grrr..
time for mad panda!1
(minoltion, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 13:41, archived)
# Hmmm
FOund a host with 4gb transfer + Cold
Fusion + MSSQL 2K for around 30 pcm - considering it...

Should I spend tho ?
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 13:45, archived)
# Yes
We're missing you
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:14, archived)
# "can anyone smell pot?"
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I just got these little beauties from Amazon...


(twelveways, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 12:17, archived)
# That
looks and "sounds" like my Grandad. He was ever-so-slightly racist too. Lovely bloke, never saw him pissed tho.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 12:21, archived)
# I love old racists.
In a sick way they make me laugh. No one ever listens to them, but they are funny as the above pic shows.
Also: "Breeding like rabbits"
"I'm not racist but..."
and "I'm too old to change my ideas now".
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 12:40, archived)
# that
is way funny
(cold, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 13:11, archived)
# Very funny! I like it
And yeah, most old people are racist, simply because they spent the first 30 years of their life with no black people in the country. Can't really blame them for never getting used to it.

My gran used to talk about black people in hushed tones, as if she was guilty that she was saying something really dirty... she'd say, "Oh, he was one of those... dark people... you know the ones".
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 13:44, archived)
# New Game with Gaz Top


It's like Super Breakout but without the bricks. And with a rhino.
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:39, archived)
# Funny you should say that
I've got an Atari 2600 Super Breakout cart sitting on my desk right now along with 5 more I bought off EBay.

Can't wait to go home now and play with my new purchases :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:53, archived)
# yeah but..
it doesnt have a rhino! so ner!
(scabby dog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 16:20, archived)
# Osymyso - Someone want to pass this on?
I saw a request for a translation from Portuguese on his site, but the Forum is EZ board, who spam anyone daft enough to register with them to death.

Pls pass this on (from Folha on line 08/03/02)


Remember the name: Osymyso. Of the biggest exponents of "Bastard Pop", this Englishman of 28 years is the darling of this recently born scene. After many of his creations made their way into the Internet, the DJ was requested by Cornershop to remix the single "Lessons learned from Rock I to Rocky III", released last Monday. In this music, the band counted on the participation of ex Oasis Bassist Paul McGuigan.

The biggest project of Osymyso will be launched on the 25th. Available through some websites, "Intro Inspection" is a sightseeing tour through 50 years of pop songs.

"It is a collage of 101 introductions of 101 well known songs" said the DJ by email. With perfect mixes and a length of 12 minutes, "Intro Inspection" goes form the Beatles and Frank Sinatra to the Spice Girls and Pulp, passing by the Sex Pisols and New Order. It is considered "Ulitmate Bastard". Without a recording contract, Osymyso is going to produce 1,000 copies of the project in the Czech Republic, and distribute in the United Kingdom.

A Pick-up pilot since 1994, Osymyso is cautious when talking about the scene. "It's only a quick and fun way of adding something interesting to the world of DJ's. It requires only a PC or Mac with a wave editor (compact musical file format). But I think the business is running out of control", he added, referring to the rapid proliferation of "bootlegs
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:35, archived)
# Lovely...
I think that was way too big to be posted...
Go here instead

www.jaa.gr.jp/j/odoroki.html
(Jesus, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:25, archived)
# they are
so so good
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:28, archived)
# Christ I'm tripping
That's it for the day. My brain has melted.
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:29, archived)
# Well
that's thrown me.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:32, archived)
# I'm amazed.
Will that pig ever get the donut?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:54, archived)
# Keep watching
you never know...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 12:04, archived)
# what do you think ?

had a tough time finding a pic of pat in his mullet days
(minoltion, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:22, archived)
# safari
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:21, archived)
# Definitely a...
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:45, archived)
# Imagine the Lion on a piano.
Imagine...
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 12:05, archived)
# and in other news
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:13, archived)
# As long
as its not on a widescreen telly, presumably :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:16, archived)
# Not a chance of that happening
the Yanks aren't taking up 16:9 for a while yet :-)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Michael Jackson: The (Almost) White Album
michael jackson : the almost white album
(sickboy, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:13, archived)
# Gaz Top Furtive 3D Head Hypno-Love


I think the title says it all...any comments?
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:11, archived)
# "plinge"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:14, archived)
# certainly a


but what does he hypnotise you into doing?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:14, archived)
# So far....
he has hypnotised me into doing no work all day and eating biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:16, archived)
# in fact, lets run a compo
Everyone stare at Gaz for five minutes and then act on your first impulse when you look away. Report back here.
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:18, archived)
# Err
I just fell over and felt a bit sick.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:29, archived)
# thanks! now look what you've done.
The bloke over the road has just shouted, 'oi, it's you! and hurled a firebomb through my window. After several minutes of panic, and several buckets of water later, he actually explained that he was wrong, and that he just 'thought' I was Gaz Top.
How we laughted heartily at his mistake.
It was your fault though, he admitted to looking at your hypnotic masterpiece first. you evil thing. \:¬D.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:33, archived)
# I assume full responsibility
Forgive me. i was foolish to muck about with "Gaz Power". How little I understood, and how much I now regret my actions
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:41, archived)

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