
for me to waste this thread.
Has m3ss3ng3r just fallen off the web?
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:07,
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Has m3ss3ng3r just fallen off the web?

dies from time to time due to the amount of messages stored.
You tried going to www.flibz.com then clicking on the messenger bit?
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:09,
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You tried going to www.flibz.com then clicking on the messenger bit?

I have just waided through 200+ messages about pants.
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:11,
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NSFW or the squirmish or anybody with a weak heart or digestive system: Clicky
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:53,
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and was rather ho-hum about it. He said it was more in the way of videoed street fights between 18 year old boys, with the bum exploitation edited in as a sort of secondary feature. Regarding the bums: he said it was mostly the rich frat boy dickhead "filmmakers" making the bums do really weak jackass style stunts and a few drunken brawls between paid bum participants for pathetically small amounts of food/cash. I can see the reason for the uproar, as the boys that made it are millionaires now, and the stars of the video are still old drunks living in cardboard boxes. One of them even has "Bumfights" tattooed across his forehead - I believe they gave him $5.00 to do that.
Maybe I've got a really strong constitution, or (more likely) am really jaded, but the goatse.cx dudes anus just doesn't do anything for me.
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:51,
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Maybe I've got a really strong constitution, or (more likely) am really jaded, but the goatse.cx dudes anus just doesn't do anything for me.

familiarity breeds contempt...or ho hum in this case.
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:05,
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He expected to be really super double horrible - he's a sociology major from a poor background and gets all wound up about exploitation of the lower classes and all that - but it was really just regular run of the mill Jackass/COPS/Springer Show kind of horrible.
Edit: Or were you referring to goatse.cx boys heinie?
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:17,
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Edit: Or were you referring to goatse.cx boys heinie?

of the old man's sphincter.
But I'm glad to gt the feeback on hobo wars.
I downloaded this the other day (it takes a while) and was happily surprised. Dilemma: how much money would you accept to kill a puppy? It's really very good.
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:28,
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But I'm glad to gt the feeback on hobo wars.
I downloaded this the other day (it takes a while) and was happily surprised. Dilemma: how much money would you accept to kill a puppy? It's really very good.

one of the oldest glasscocks on record :)
/feels sick
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:16,
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/feels sick

so many places claim to have the same restaurant. Fifteen Restaurant
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:37,
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A CUNT!
EDIT: I'm going there tomorrow so I'm pissing in the dips...
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:42,
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EDIT: I'm going there tomorrow so I'm pissing in the dips...

Macdonalds post a loss for the first time and then we get this happening. What Next?
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:47,
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the cooks will beat you to it.
Good experience but being paid bugger all, is like a bloke putting on a dress and getting f*#~ed properly.
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:46,
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Good experience but being paid bugger all, is like a bloke putting on a dress and getting f*#~ed properly.

...at least they are if you have a MASSIVE FUCKING TONGUE...
sorry, calm. calm.
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:11,
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sorry, calm. calm.

there was a Five Happiness one block form another Five Happiness. Now in Chicago there is one street with 3 La Pasaditas within two blocks.
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:07,
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![Challenge Entry: Extinct! [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
Sadly wiped out after using up all natural resources, Big Brother upstairs then threw a comet at them for good measure. Bless 'em.

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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:31,
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but it was posted earlier today and everytime i watch it i piss my self laughing
www.lego.com/eng/studios/screening/movie.asp?title=starwars
then go to the monty python video
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:36,
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www.lego.com/eng/studios/screening/movie.asp?title=starwars
then go to the monty python video

wowie zowie, that's fab :)) thanks for sharing, I never shared my Lego as a child
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:46,
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I played with felt tip pens when I was younger...
WY
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:37,
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WY

...imagine my dissapointment when I opened the package... pan pipes!
/Harry Hill
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:12,
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/Harry Hill

those large coloring posters and color them in with felt pens. The great thing was to get an assortment of 100 colors or so with every shade imaginable. And the black (as with crayons) always dries up first.
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:10,
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Apparently they found 12 punds of crack in her knickers
*kaboom tish!*
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 5:08,
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*kaboom tish!*

if Artamnesia is about but here's a Booby wearing a booby scarf....

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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:20,
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Raw EDge, Pootle, Dr Drink and Thorpe
sadly I was the daft tit that drove so had to stick to me quota of shandy :o(
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:17,
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sadly I was the daft tit that drove so had to stick to me quota of shandy :o(

We will have cars that say 'You're pissed mate, shall I drive?'
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:19,
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don't come home from work pissed, thus rendering you without a lift
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:20,
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You shouldn't let your missus take up a job as a wine taster
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:22,
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So long as the cars don't play 'who's gonna drive you home?'
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:20,
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here you go way to fast
don't slow down you're gonna crash
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:25,
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don't slow down you're gonna crash

to the unoins, which are two minutes walk from my flat :)
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:24,
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wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:15,
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should be up for election next week again. I demand a recount
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:29,
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as an ornament as a child. It scared the shit out of me.
BTW what number is PS upto PC wise, I can find PS7 is this the latest?
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:02,
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BTW what number is PS upto PC wise, I can find PS7 is this the latest?

come on kazaa, i've paid money for a 1 mb connection and i cant be arsed to look through my cd-r's for one that says ps7
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:05,
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with a 56k connection.
fine if you want to die with the words 23% complete ringing in your ears!
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:11,
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fine if you want to die with the words 23% complete ringing in your ears!


and it wasn't worth it. but i'll post anyway for the a-ha style animation (due to my lazy lassoo skills.)
which came from www.sterlingtimes.co.uk/hancock.gif

but a yay and a houp-la for the final product =)
Righto - time to creep nonchalantly to bed where an angry wife awaits...
sleep well all!
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:59,
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Righto - time to creep nonchalantly to bed where an angry wife awaits...
sleep well all!

i mean whats so bloody awful about staying up b3taing? eh?
I'd better go too
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:00,
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I'd better go too

very drunk now , so last one and can't be arsed to animate it........

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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:48,
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you'll spend it all on white lightning.
'aww hey, you don't know what its like being a bum'
yes I do, you have no money and sleep on the street, have I got it?
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:56,
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'aww hey, you don't know what its like being a bum'
yes I do, you have no money and sleep on the street, have I got it?

where could they have gotten the idea?
be afraid
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:41,
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be afraid

think they got the idea from using their brains, to sift thru years of experience and emotions to come up with a suitable image.
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:45,
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probably designed it. He does stuff like that.
Anyways, off to bed for me.
A nice nite or lurking instead of tattying for me. Makes a refreshing change.
Keep well all.
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:47,
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Anyways, off to bed for me.
A nice nite or lurking instead of tattying for me. Makes a refreshing change.
Keep well all.

there appears to be a slight wiff of FEAR in that image. Or is it just me?
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:51,
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The Miroslav Fear The Miroslav Fear The Miroslav Fear etc.
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:15,
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fucksocks
I re-installed Windows yesterday and I forgot to install photoshop. I have lots of competition ideas and I know I will forget them when I am sober. I take it white poo's aren't acceptable. How about white poo smelly erasers
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:54,
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I re-installed Windows yesterday and I forgot to install photoshop. I have lots of competition ideas and I know I will forget them when I am sober. I take it white poo's aren't acceptable. How about white poo smelly erasers

so randomly unexpectadly brilliant.
did i mention hahahahahahahaha
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:41,
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did i mention hahahahahahahaha

Can people stop posting such great stuff so I can go to bed please? Thanks...
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:41,
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is that sinead o'connor on the street?
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:46,
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not many anims have room for sub-plots
marvellousness!
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:46,
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marvellousness!

missed my "kilopost" again.
Here, pretend it's my actual 4000th wasted moment:

It's quick and dirty, and so am I.
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:30,
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Here, pretend it's my actual 4000th wasted moment:

It's quick and dirty, and so am I.

with a peach on top.
Tsk!
;op
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:32,
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Tsk!
;op

I missed my B3taday. I'm over a year old here now!
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:40,
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its top quality tonight, even on the old bandwagons
good one
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:32,
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good one

has anyone mentioned that 280 pixels is the maximum width for stuff to get frontpaged? not that I'm saying you will get frontpaged, I'm just mentioning it...
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:44,
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accidentally destroyed her application to be a member of Lord's Cricket ground.
*FACT*
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:33,
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*FACT*

I'm thinking of Bella Emberg, not Hattie Jakes!
You must admit, there is a similarity.
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:36,
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You must admit, there is a similarity.

don't remember at all.
I'll wake up at five in the morning three weeks from now and remember.
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:45,
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I'll wake up at five in the morning three weeks from now and remember.

you won't remember why you were trying to remember them.
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:47,
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shagged my mates girlfriend while he watched.
more interesting fact. (for me)
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:42,
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more interesting fact. (for me)
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