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[challenge entry] YAY
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:03, archived)
# It seems to be slow enough
for me to waste this thread.
Has m3ss3ng3r just fallen off the web?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:07, archived)
# 'tis
working for me.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:08, archived)
# it's back
Huzzah!! I can continue researching my phobias
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:10, archived)
# It
dies from time to time due to the amount of messages stored.
You tried going to www.flibz.com then clicking on the messenger bit?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:09, archived)
# that'd be because
I have just waided through 200+ messages about pants.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Before you die you see the ring...
NSFW or the squirmish or anybody with a weak heart or digestive system: Clicky
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:53, archived)
# okay
thats just fucking sick
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:02, archived)
# Anybody
got a copy of this video?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:04, archived)
# My boyfriend saw it a few weeks ago...
and was rather ho-hum about it. He said it was more in the way of videoed street fights between 18 year old boys, with the bum exploitation edited in as a sort of secondary feature. Regarding the bums: he said it was mostly the rich frat boy dickhead "filmmakers" making the bums do really weak jackass style stunts and a few drunken brawls between paid bum participants for pathetically small amounts of food/cash. I can see the reason for the uproar, as the boys that made it are millionaires now, and the stars of the video are still old drunks living in cardboard boxes. One of them even has "Bumfights" tattooed across his forehead - I believe they gave him $5.00 to do that.

Maybe I've got a really strong constitution, or (more likely) am really jaded, but the goatse.cx dudes anus just doesn't do anything for me.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:51, archived)
# I think it's just the old
familiarity breeds contempt...or ho hum in this case.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:05, archived)
# Kind of, I guess...
He expected to be really super double horrible - he's a sociology major from a poor background and gets all wound up about exploitation of the lower classes and all that - but it was really just regular run of the mill Jackass/COPS/Springer Show kind of horrible.

Edit: Or were you referring to goatse.cx boys heinie?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:17, archived)
# I was really thinking
of the old man's sphincter.
But I'm glad to gt the feeback on hobo wars.
I downloaded this the other day (it takes a while) and was happily surprised. Dilemma: how much money would you accept to kill a puppy? It's really very good.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:28, archived)
# I have
it in mpeg. Its not that good.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 8:43, archived)
# not to mention
one of the oldest glasscocks on record :)

/feels sick
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:16, archived)
# I have never seen
so many places claim to have the same restaurant. Fifteen Restaurant
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:37, archived)
# He's
A CUNT!

EDIT: I'm going there tomorrow so I'm pissing in the dips...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:42, archived)
# hes a tit
to boot
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:44, archived)
# night
all
(muhahahah thread burgulary)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:46, archived)
# Bloody Hell
Macdonalds post a loss for the first time and then we get this happening. What Next?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:47, archived)
# Well I dare say
the cooks will beat you to it.
Good experience but being paid bugger all, is like a bloke putting on a dress and getting f*#~ed properly.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:46, archived)
# They're all within spitting distance of the restauraunt...
...at least they are if you have a MASSIVE FUCKING TONGUE...

sorry, calm. calm.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:11, archived)
# When I lived in San Francisco
there was a Five Happiness one block form another Five Happiness. Now in Chicago there is one street with 3 La Pasaditas within two blocks.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Vanessasaurus Rex (latin: 'Feltzus Maximus Hideous')
Sadly wiped out after using up all natural resources, Big Brother upstairs then threw a comet at them for good measure. Bless 'em.

(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:31, archived)
# Sorry to be a pain in the arse
but it was posted earlier today and everytime i watch it i piss my self laughing
www.lego.com/eng/studios/screening/movie.asp?title=starwars
then go to the monty python video
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:36, archived)
# woo
YAY HOUPLA thats bloody marvellous
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:43, archived)
# Fred
Jack!!!!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:45, archived)
# .
wowie zowie, that's fab :)) thanks for sharing, I never shared my Lego as a child
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:46, archived)
# Believe it or not...
I played with felt tip pens when I was younger...

WY
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:37, archived)
# I thought I was getting felt pens for Christmas one year...
...imagine my dissapointment when I opened the package... pan pipes!

/Harry Hill
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:12, archived)
# My siblings and I used to buy
those large coloring posters and color them in with felt pens. The great thing was to get an assortment of 100 colors or so with every shade imaginable. And the black (as with crayons) always dries up first.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:10, archived)
# Rrrrrrr
Garrrhh
(I'm a bit drunk)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:47, archived)
# I heard thatVanesa Feltz had been nicked by the drug squad
Apparently they found 12 punds of crack in her knickers

*kaboom tish!*
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 5:08, archived)
# Dont know
if Artamnesia is about but here's a Booby wearing a booby scarf....

(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Tit's Ooooot !
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:21, archived)
# Yay for boobie scarves!
That's wonderful.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Just for you :)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:01, archived)
# Mahooorning
I'm sober
shocking isn't it
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:13, archived)
# yes
I'm pished
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:15, archived)
# I've been out drinking with
Raw EDge, Pootle, Dr Drink and Thorpe
sadly I was the daft tit that drove so had to stick to me quota of shandy :o(
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:17, archived)
# In the future
We will have cars that say 'You're pissed mate, shall I drive?'
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:19, archived)
# Or missus that
don't come home from work pissed, thus rendering you without a lift
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Well
You shouldn't let your missus take up a job as a wine taster
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:22, archived)
# worse than that
she's "in marketing deary"
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:24, archived)
# I'll agree to that...
So long as the cars don't play 'who's gonna drive you home?'
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:20, archived)
# or the Primitives - Crash
here you go way to fast
don't slow down you're gonna crash
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:25, archived)
# I've been
to the unoins, which are two minutes walk from my flat :)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:24, archived)
# I'm not
yaaaaay
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:37, archived)
# thats it goodnight Abbyroad
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:12, archived)
# yay
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Get
them going the other direction in the next st... WYH
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:16, archived)
# PC Album covers
should be up for election next week again. I demand a recount
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:29, archived)
# Woo!
Look at 'em go!!!

Excellent!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:35, archived)
# I was wondering...

connection maybe?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:08, archived)
# add some

and you have the missing link
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:14, archived)
# .
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:59, archived)
# I think I had something like that
as an ornament as a child. It scared the shit out of me.
BTW what number is PS upto PC wise, I can find PS7 is this the latest?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:02, archived)
# 8
is out soon...but not yet.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:03, archived)
# 7 it is then
come on kazaa, i've paid money for a 1 mb connection and i cant be arsed to look through my cd-r's for one that says ps7
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:05, archived)
# i use kazaa lite
with a 56k connection.

fine if you want to die with the words 23% complete ringing in your ears!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:11, archived)
# The words
NTL, Telewest cry out to you my son
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:17, archived)
# is tha a cat being strangled
or the endless whine of a 56k ;o)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:19, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
evapourated milk.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:02, archived)
# christ this took too fucking long
and its shit
and it wasn't worth it. but i'll post anyway for the a-ha style animation (due to my lazy lassoo skills.)
which came from www.sterlingtimes.co.uk/hancock.gif
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:50, archived)
# strangely disturbing
can I go to bed yet?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:51, archived)
# disturbingly strange
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:55, archived)
# dirangely ststurbing
hmmmmm maybe not
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:58, archived)
# I'll give that half a woo for effort
but a yay and a houp-la for the final product =)

Righto - time to creep nonchalantly to bed where an angry wife awaits...

sleep well all!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:59, archived)
# good idea
i mean whats so bloody awful about staying up b3taing? eh?
I'd better go too
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:00, archived)
# yeah me too
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:03, archived)
# nighty
night...............hoping mine forgets by morning !!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:01, archived)
# i
third that
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Right
very drunk now , so last one and can't be arsed to animate it........

(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:48, archived)
# Aww!
He looks cute
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:48, archived)
# awwwwh
lurvely!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:53, archived)
# I can't give you anything
you'll spend it all on white lightning.

'aww hey, you don't know what its like being a bum'

yes I do, you have no money and sleep on the street, have I got it?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:56, archived)
# There
speaks the voice of experience.......
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:59, archived)
# This CD cover looks oddly familiar
where could they have gotten the idea?
be afraid
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:41, archived)
# i
think they got the idea from using their brains, to sift thru years of experience and emotions to come up with a suitable image.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:45, archived)
# Thor Sonofodin
probably designed it. He does stuff like that.

Anyways, off to bed for me.

A nice nite or lurking instead of tattying for me. Makes a refreshing change.

Keep well all.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:47, archived)
# night
koit!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:51, archived)
# yep
I'm off too, night everyone!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:53, archived)
# Hmm
there appears to be a slight wiff of FEAR in that image. Or is it just me?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:51, archived)
# Its not
just you
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:51, archived)
# uh-oh

(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:08, archived)
# Argh!
The Miroslav Fear The Miroslav Fear The Miroslav Fear etc.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:15, archived)
# thread jack
fucksocks
I re-installed Windows yesterday and I forgot to install photoshop. I have lots of competition ideas and I know I will forget them when I am sober. I take it white poo's aren't acceptable. How about white poo smelly erasers
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:54, archived)
# theres a simple answer here
install photoshop
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Escapology?

I think not.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:39, archived)
# That is amazing!
W/Y/H
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:40, archived)
# someone asked earlier
if we were related...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 2:00, archived)
# oooh oooh
'tis brilliant!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:40, archived)
# ahahhahahahahaha
so randomly unexpectadly brilliant.

did i mention hahahahahahahaha
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Absolutely wonderful
Can people stop posting such great stuff so I can go to bed please? Thanks...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:41, archived)
# incredible!
insane!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:42, archived)
# the hummus is strong in this one
is that sinead o'connor on the street?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:46, archived)
# that gets better all the way through
not many anims have room for sub-plots
marvellousness!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:46, archived)
# Mega-
fucking-tronic !!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:49, archived)
# that is fantastic!
w/y/h!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:27, archived)
# just saw that today...
wonderful, brilliant, superb etc etc
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# fucksocks
missed my "kilopost" again.
Here, pretend it's my actual 4000th wasted moment:



It's quick and dirty, and so am I.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:30, archived)
# Hurray!
Congratulations!

Heh, cocks!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:31, archived)
# it was meant to be a picture of a gourd
with a peach on top.

Tsk!

;op
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Isn't that what it is?
(Smiles naively)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:38, archived)
# erm
yes.

Yes.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:44, archived)
# it's cocks
on a machine that says 4000 on it..

well done!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:38, archived)
# Congrats
Sah.
Nice post.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:36, archived)
# woo for 4000!
I missed my B3taday. I'm over a year old here now!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:40, archived)
# Wow
I Don't think i've made 100 yet. You really are a master
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:49, archived)
# congrats
on your 4000th cocksday
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:52, archived)
# Stop moving your head...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:30, archived)
# tha'sh
fuggin' woo ye bassid!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:31, archived)
# old master eh
w/y/h
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:31, archived)
# that
is the best thing i have ever seen...ever.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:32, archived)
# christ sur un velo
its top quality tonight, even on the old bandwagons

good one
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:32, archived)
# I'm a bit new...
but guessed it HAD to be a former bandwagon.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:35, archived)
# hi
has anyone mentioned that 280 pixels is the maximum width for stuff to get frontpaged? not that I'm saying you will get frontpaged, I'm just mentioning it...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:44, archived)
# Thanks
Saw it in FAQ but thought it looked better large. ;)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:48, archived)
# Selfless!
you'll fit in
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Tee hee
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:33, archived)
# wonderbrill!
yay for the old echasketchasters, or something.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)
# woo
stop doing good stuf im trieing to go to bed
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:35, archived)
# That is awesome!
Woo to you sir
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Carry on up Orodruin


sorry
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:30, archived)
# my mate
accidentally destroyed her application to be a member of Lord's Cricket ground.

*FACT*
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:33, archived)
# good
god when was this?
must have been long time past.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)
# oh wait a minute
I'm thinking of Bella Emberg, not Hattie Jakes!

You must admit, there is a similarity.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:36, archived)
# i
have no idea
who is Bella Emberg?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:38, archived)
# big
russ abbott
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:39, archived)
# no
don't remember at all.
I'll wake up at five in the morning three weeks from now and remember.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:45, archived)
# but i bet
you won't remember why you were trying to remember them.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:47, archived)
# i
shagged my mates girlfriend while he watched.

more interesting fact. (for me)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:42, archived)
# i
was thinking hatty
but im to lazy to do it 2night.
woo
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Elvis lives

time 4 bed ttfn
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:27, archived)
# as requested
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:24, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:26, archived)

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