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# Sarah was on a diet...
but she just couldn't resist smokey bacon crisps!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)
# I know how that feels
b3ta.com/board/518845
(thediscokingpin, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)
# hhmmm
an interesting flavour, i'm getting winnets, tagnuts and a hint of dangleberrys!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:26, archived)
# the joy of viz

Clag-Away
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# what about
"the mighty disciplinarian"?
"spare the rod and smack the child"

"My boy gave me cheek and the mighty disciplinarian beat him to within an inch of his life" P. E Smith

Awesome stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# haha
that is great!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)
# Bet she knocked the
sherbert lemons over on the way out.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Heh
I made 'Crabby Road' today, but gave up when I couldn't compress it lower than 100K.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)
# lol,
thats 3Kb!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Such a rarity it needs pointing out
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
super dooper
(Mattyboy, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Now that one
I like
(Maels, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)
# "might as well jump"
Yours truely, just made it from a gig video :)


(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Don't jump!
You have too much to live for!
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Created by selective breeding...

...but abandoned before it ever saw the race track
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:11, archived)
# a grey horse?
i think it looks rather cute :)
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:12, archived)
# 0-60 in 15 minutes!
whatever happened to humourous car bumper stickers??
(Harry Monk, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Darren liked his new look but Simon didn't approve
(Unununium, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)
# That's just...
Just..
...

Words fail me.
(Dogsdinner, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)
# A fun day out at the beach

was ruined by a cheap prank.

Cheers Artamnesia...
(Ged, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)
# I think
that's exactly what it needed.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Phil Collins: Guilty Of Abusing A Minor
Also F Sharp, E Flat and C Major...
Baboom-tischh!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:02, archived)
# hee hee
made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Is that joke based on a news story?
?
(Mattyboy, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:22, archived)
# or... Phil Collins: Guilty Of Abusing A Minor
and breaking and entering at the local coliery
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] The Orangukrang...
... became extinct after the popular Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles series...




...Toymakers kept beheading the poor beasts and plasticating the severed heads (Gunther von Hagen's first work) for toys!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:00, archived)
# my goodness!
i am dumbfucked that nobody says anything to that it bees very nice
it maketh my proclaim during my slumber "Woo And Yay!" and so quoth me
(Gaviel, Thu 30 Jan 2003, 4:56, archived)
# am i too late for the bandwagon?

sorry
(trumpet, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)
# woo
hehehehehehehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)
# You're never too late
for a bandwagon

Unless its ipod
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)
# or a
golf sale --->
(Kieren, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's a good 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Not a tall
especially when punnage is involved!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:11, archived)
# .
All the other beavers loved Daves Tommy Cooper impressions
(!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)
# jus like that
hehehehe class mate
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)
# It's worth a threadwaste cuz I'm concerned
Was any b3tans or b3tans family involved in the train crash in the London underground? I've just heard and was shocked. You've all proberbly been asked countless times already but I've only just got on so don't slay me.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Oh my God!
What the heck? Where can I find out about this, I've not heard.
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)
# .
www.skynews.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)
# 30 injured
none seriously.
Fear ye not
(_, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)
# i dont think it was a disaster
just a few minor injuries
disclaimer: not to invalidate the experiences of those involved
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)
# just wondered
as there's allot of London based b3tans

Edit/ I was hoping for more feedback on the matter...Cheers for being concerned Aaron.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)
# are you
worried about someone? :(
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)
# "No terrorist involvement is suspected - at this stage."
Says the management that would rather you didn't think about their shit safety standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Whee!
Evening all. Just came back from the Magna center. Very shiny.
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Oh dear,
You were part of the Xmas thread wasting debarcle, were you not?...

edit: Don't get me wrong. All are welcome, and there's been a big discussion since on it, so you're cool. Actually, now I think about it: You were a Jedi knight, correct? Fighting the evil of the dark side... :)

Thazbin I believe his name was....
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Nope,
what are you on about? This is the first post I've ever made without a piccy :)

edit: I remember Thazbin though...
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Oh,
Okay - sorry matey... There was a big thing sometime over the festive period.. I thought I remembered you being involved.. but in a good way you must understand... Sorry once again...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)
# I do believe...
I used the 'FUCKTARD! image...

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Ah,
One of my faves..... Nice... so it's all good..... :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)
# Woo!
Good good.
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Is that the Magna center up Rotheram way?
I installed the lighting rig up there!
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The influence of the Hand of Man

meant the Legosaurus didn't stand a chance. It was later rebuilt as some Mammals. And a big space ship.
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)
# bwaahahah
Brilliant
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)
# Oh!
That's great!
(Monkeypuppet, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:09, archived)
# I live
near there.


Yes, i do only have one facial expression, and yellow skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)
# I used to work there
let me tell you its bloody hard work typing with these permanently cupped hands.
(Bob McCow, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] A Short-Lived Predator

The unwieldy Hopasaurus Rex was likely to fall over in high winds
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)
# maybe this one?


moo
(ben_1903 www.crackout.tk, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)
# I'm Surprised

little penguins aren't extinct, treated like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
# WOOOOO!!!!!
Yay for 80's bowling machines

*sneakes in a repostie*

(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:24, archived)
# god plz work


? does it?
(ben_1903 www.crackout.tk, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
# work?
what's he meant to do?

yes, I can see the pic, if that's what you mean - and I've seen you post that before multiple times, too. And the cow. Done anything new?
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:24, archived)
# yes i have but they sunflower and the cow never
showed up b4
(ben_1903 www.crackout.tk, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)
# i will
post sum new stuff soon
(ben_1903 www.crackout.tk, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)
# of course they did
otherwise how the hell did all the rest of us see them? duh
(popey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)
# just
tell me if it works
(ben_1903 www.crackout.tk, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] The giant pack-rabbit was hunted to extinction for its fez
(shama, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)
# that's loopy

I like it
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Cheers!
.
(shama, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry ... more damn errors

(and maybe reasons for extinction?)
(dagnabbit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
HOUPLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Could be worse
www.uq.edu.au/education/extra/all.html
(cattleprod, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)
# yes.
I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)
# fred westage i know
but does anybody know of a company that prints hooded tops with your own design on one offs for a reasonable price?

if ever i own a pub im calling it the thread and rose
(skagg, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)
# you could try
www.personalprint.com (uk based)
I've got 2 different t-shirts from then (one vector based graphic & one from P/shop) and they were really good.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)
# gah!
closed for the holiday period :(

what sort of way do they print it? is it like on solid chunk of print stuff with the design printed on top of that or separate blocks of bold colour printed separately?
(skagg, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# the one that I've got
is just a text slogan, which is printed in that rubbery stuff that professionally bought t-shirts use, rather than the cafepress system which is just like an iron-on transfer, really
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Really?
Shit.... I was gonna use them too... please forgive meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)
# use who?
cafepress?

don't get me wrong - the stuff is a pretty good quality, but it's likely to fade if you wash it too many times :(
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Oh, okay
Well, I was gonna use it for my band, stuff to give away @ gigs and for fans to buy if they liked... Hmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)
# so its like
a single smooth surface with the design almost 'painted' on top of that rather than the thick paint you get on alot of hooded tops and sweats etc?

edit: its the thick paint stuff effect that im ater but im not quite sure what the call it or that process
(skagg, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)
# depends on the type of file i think
one i had looked like it was screen printed (only two colour), the other was done another way. You can ask to speak to someone there if you're worried about it, I spoke to someone so i could send an illustrator file rather than a gif or whatever and they were lovely to me.

gotta go out now - if you reply to this i wont reply back! Just thought i should let you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)
# that's
just asking for abuse, isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)
# no
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)
# I thought of that too
but they're "closed for the holiday season"

I wonder if they forgot to turn their website back on, and are sat around wonderng why nobody's ordered anything.

Yeah, I've got a "Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!" polo shirt from them :)
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)

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