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I've lurked for a year without posting, but I'm Ready Now

Please be kind, even if it's been done before.

(wilesy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:38, archived)

then.
I like it it's a shame you can'e display it on the board though it deserves to be seen by everyone. Can you get an MSN group maybe or some other hosting.

I like it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:38, archived)

You can remove this helpful link now

but ta

(wilesy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:49, archived)

Learn how to use the image tag, you fascist.

HATE CRIMES! HATE CRIMES!!!

(_, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:39, archived)

jeez

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)

back up big dowg ..

.. 'fore I bust sum capz in yo azz! :-)

(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:47, archived)

I've learned

... happy now?

(wilesy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:51, archived)

don't worry they were being overly angry

in an ironic manner.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)

he's not

wrong

(_, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)

I see

nothing but a red x.

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Artamnesia, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:38, archived)

have a

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:40, archived)

you didn't have to delete the post and my comment

you could have edited you know ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)

sorry darlin

i posted 2 by mistake and deleted one.. it didnt have any comment after it when i deleted.. i am most sorry dude :(

like my woo yay? heh? :)

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)

it is woosome itself

which could cause a dangerous feedback loop were it not for the cockalorum protocol.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:50, archived)

get

a room youze two.

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:52, archived)

we already did

NSFW repost clicky

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:54, archived)

I would

Be offended by this if I had eyes

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)

The Cockalorum Protocol

is what I shall name my next kitten.

(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:54, archived)

whenever she comes into the room that you're in you'll have st start singing

"Hi, hi, hi, hi, HI Cockalorum!" though :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)

I'm already looking

forward to it!

(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)

would you mind awefully

explaining the cockalorum protocol to me

(fearnation, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:11, archived)

If the woo to a picture gets a woo, then Hi Cockolorum is declared, and every one breaks for tea.

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)

I'm overjoyed

To have created this much chat on my first post. Plus two wooyays. My cup runneth over.

(wilesy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:07, archived)

No no

No no no no no no no no no no, well yeah actually! Please sir may we have more?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)

mighty fine peice of work

and you've learnt some HTML
here have a

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:51, archived)

AGH!

It's dancing to my music! Make it stop! It's scaring me ;-;

(futile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:08, archived)

Bum ive

Lost the linkey to m3ss3ng3r, what is it me homies?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)

it be

www.flibz.com

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:37, archived)

fnord, I think I speak for us all when I say

you good

(_, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:38, archived)

He truely

Is a man among men.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:40, archived)

A shrew

among amoebae

(_, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:40, archived)

He is

Head strong and cocksure, or is it the otherway around

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)

Much abliged

Guv'nor , shine you shoes Guv'nor?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:39, archived)

I could do with some trainers whitened, so your mash could

come in handy for that :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:43, archived)

whoa whoa

whoa, who said anything about petrochemicals on my soft skin?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:47, archived)

wheeeeeeeee

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)

What the'

That was a GO Go's cover once, wasn't it?

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Artamnesia, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:31, archived)

'We'd rather get wet beavers

Than Use A Speedboat'

i think

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)

1rstly I could like tto say Woooooooooooo Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Secondly I'd like to say: Lordy lordy what the hell was in that joint!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:34, archived)

heres my new woo

(fearnation, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:37, archived)

Yay to stunt animals...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)

OK, I got it now...

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Artamnesia, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)

agggh!

the david! the david! the david! the david! the david! the david! the david! the david! the david! the david! the david! the david! the david! the david!

sorry, but i had to write two five page papers on him last quarter

edit: upon thinking about that, thats some clever political commentary there. in the picture i mean

(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)

Yeah

Can't think of a stupider word than "Horatii".
I saw some great coalition graffitti on a mural of Saddam today that says "Mean People Suck".

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Artamnesia, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)

(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:39, archived)

:o)

Must get to bed before I wear out my F5 key.

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Mr Jingles, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)

lol

I don't have an F5 key .. but I know the blank key between F4 and F6 usually refreshes the screen :-)

(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)

loel

(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:35, archived)

laughs out

embarassingly loudly?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:38, archived)

laughs out

even louder. Yes, perhaps embarassingly so, since I am alone and all the neighbors can hear is a mad cackle.

(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)

lol

I think the word your after is "evil" .. not "mad". It goes without saying your mad, but evil laughter .. is .. well .. HEY, can someone please (sorry - watching TV at same time) explain this whole "Last flight of Osiris" and Animatrix thing? Me non comprendos! :-s

(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)

all sorts of animation places

(squaresoft, the people who did ghost in the shell, etc) are doing other stories that occur in the Matrix universe, much like star wars fanfiction

(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:48, archived)

oh ..

ok then .. thanks!

BYE!

(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:52, archived)

tell me about the cats too

all the cats and the cackling and the combustion.
it's all just a call for attention isn't it?
Look at me - I'm the crazy cackling combustible cat cheril character calling, come closer, closer.... closer......

:)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:47, archived)

love this :)

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rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)

STOP!

in the name of love
before you break my heart...

Sorry, its the first thing I thought of when I saw it...

(fishclown, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:35, archived)

I see what you mean

well spotted!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)

hey, that's looks pretty authentic!

see above. I tried again.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)

Oath of the Horati

is one of my favorite paintings of all time, next to Starry Night

(Kimbo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)

awww

cute pic, had to add the comment just so i could post

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:22, archived)

awwwwwwwww!

My stripey orange cat has a bunny too. but he doesn't love his, he kicks the crap out of it.

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gracielou, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)

Yes yes!

(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:31, archived)

heyas

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)

woo!

(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:43, archived)

yay

i'm wicked thank you :D

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:47, archived)

lol

I'm going now .. the slooooooowness of my Net connection from home is killing me :-)

(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:51, archived)

Latest Weapon Against Iraq !

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)

blatant segue

(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)

Woo!

Nice un!

THREADJACK: I'm at home. I'm bored. What bandwagons can I join in today? I'm a bit rusty on hummus so I need some good ideas ..

(Snoop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)

nobody threadjacks me and gets away with it...

here have my jedi friends kill you !!!

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:34, archived)

Hope I don't need to explain this one...

..or do I??

(nitooz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)

Ich nich bin ein Englander.

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Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)

Not many people know this,

but JFK was responsible for a brief flurry of donut store franchises in the 60s :)

(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)

ahhhh

that makes a little more sense now.
woo i'm 1 1/3 years old

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)

Happy Birthday Bir to you!

(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)

thanks :)

I like the idea of it slowly lighting up like a Fruit machine's letters do the more numbers you get.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:34, archived)

Cats can be so cruel

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:11, archived)

hilarious

Woo and Yay!

(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)

Aww

they're just jealous because he's the cutest!
That is lovely :)

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)

But he wouldn't let them have a go on his unicycle

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)

That is *so* unfair!

w/y/h

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Mr Jingles, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)

heh heh!

woo!

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mrRush, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)

aww...

that's sad... very good but soooooo sad...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)

Notice

how those mean cats can throw the ball with the the power of their mind and never move a muscle!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)

What, they're not

blowing?

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Mr Jingles, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)

Heh

didn't think of that.
Could be, quite a set of pipes on 'em.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)

oh, sniff

my childhood revisited ;)

woosome!

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sosumi, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 7:35, archived)

Woo Yay etc

Just looked at the board.
Never thought I'd see No Hands on the front page again.
Houpla!

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A good man, and thorough, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 7:35, archived)

YEA!

Yea for No-Hands! Haven't seen him on the front page for a while now.

Come to think of it, Fluffy and Furtive are conspicuous in their absence...

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ronin9026, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)

capuffin...

and that's all for now... night all...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:09, archived)

woo

houpla!

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:11, archived)

Heheh

That's ace that is.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)

hehehe

he got a big head:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)

Love it!

:o)

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Mr Jingles, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)

The Future of Television

Even with all the original cast and crew in the ground, "Last of the Summer Wine" still managed to pull in audiences, even in 2048!

(kiss_my_swingers, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)

haha

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rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)

that is

mint

(hentai_for_kids, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

They're very excited

Bigger

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)

woo!

but do they know what you've got planned?

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)

Hey kitten

Unforunately all I have planned is going to bed in a little while. I got bored of that siamese thing.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)

me too

I can't seem to get out of bed in the mornings anymore :(

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)

Have you tried sending yourself flowers/chocolate in the mail every day?

that would do it, when you hear the postman you'd leap out of bed.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)

my word

i'd never thought of that!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)

Heh

Doesn't work though unforunately. Even when the postman rings the bell I just turn over and think "I'll walk up there just before Lunchtime and fetch it from the delivery office"

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)

I think I need a new alarm clock

then I can put the three I have on rotation and hopefully not get used to them and ignore them.

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)

drink lots of water before you go to sleep

that always wakes me up right on time.

or many times through the night, actually

(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)

what are they excited about?

i'm worried.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)

Apologies for threadjack

but R.I.P Kaveh Golestan, a BBC photo journalist who was killed when he stepped on a land mine today. I looked at some of his photos and they are really wonderful.

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Artamnesia, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)

Time for me to sleep

but I shall look him up on the morrow.

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bob dinosaur, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)

me too

goodnight

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:18, archived)

Me too

Goodnight as well.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)

me too

goodnight

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)

they put me in mind of one of those steam-driven organs you see at fetes

oom papapa oom papapa...

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)

Nod ya head

we's all dogz in da house y'all.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)

If Hitler won the war....

(nitooz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)

reposting scum

would be shot at dawn, or dusk, whichever was closer??

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)

here have a repost

you wanna fight? come on! do you?!?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)

i don't fight. ever

but i will moan about reposters because no-one found it funny first time

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)

meow!

catty catty kin kins.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)

cut some slack

for a complete newbie, will ya?

(nitooz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:21, archived)

Kill all newbies

Yayy!! It worked! I'm Sooooooo proud! We all have to start at scum level....

(nitooz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)

hmm

gay was he..

(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)

Well I haven't seen it yet

so woo anyways.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)

Getting there

Before

Getting a more classical feel now

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)

Very good

like the bottom one especially

(Mr Chuckles, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)

nicely done

(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)

my cat's has hardly touched his food in days...

i bet he's being fed somewhere else. the little tyke!

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mrRush, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:52, archived)

muahahahahaaaa!

i like!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)

I'll have to remember not to cover

my neck in fish paste...

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)

urgh

I think it was rattling on my window last night...
eep!

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)

Bunny scares easily!

Yay, I'm doing requests tonight!
edit: and the robot who asked for it has gone

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:48, archived)

hmmmmm

make one involving your head in someway.

(r0yksopp, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:49, archived)

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)

Yep

that's you all right.

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bob dinosaur, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)

do gareth gates on a tricycle eating a sausage roll

actually don't that'd be rubbish.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:50, archived)

yaaaaay!

i really like being a fisheep, thank you!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:50, archived)

who wouldn't?

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)

that's not your head,

your head is better looking ;)

(r0yksopp, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)

the eeep part is especially funny

hehehehe

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)

make one...

that's funny in exactly 3 different ways.

(r0yksopp, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)

that would be a trifle

tricky

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)

it was lemons, right?

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)

yes lemons

what was the question?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)

The question was

"it was lemons, right?"

(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)

and what was their question

I saw her question ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)

I don't think you really want to know...

but I couldn't get lemons out of my head. I think I must have wrote it down in several places...they're going to think I'm even more nuts than they already do

hehehe

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:09, archived)

Well let me know how it goes,

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)

I think I failed

unless of course the 4 lemons thing is some British pass-code.

The prof is from Cambridge, and looks like a hobbit.

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)

*Paging Security*

(Cheril, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:22, archived)

Who are

THEY?

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)

the aardvarks

that live in my head

they come out at through my ear at night and dance around the room wearing tutus

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)

The Cambridge Professor.

indeedy yes :)
*high circles/low morals*

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)

sounds about right

...

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)

If they try and make you stay and do the course again

it means he likes you.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)

Noooooo!!!!

On the other hand, I have to work with his group on research, so it might not be necessary.

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)

jack's

lemons

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)

"You ist only zupposed to blow ze bloody doors off..."

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:45, archived)

Is that from the new Dr. Who

title sequence?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:46, archived)

ooooh

very very nice!

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barnesy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:47, archived)

hehe

yay to that:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:48, archived)

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