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# boohoo...
just been looking at the party pics. Am now double-disappointed that I wasn't there.

Buggeryarse. Cuntybollocks.

Next time.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:06, archived)
# i kow,
mw too *sniff*. No fair etc. though i did have a good time up in newcastle so i shouldnt complain :)
Next time for me too
(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:08, archived)
# mee
too..

not gonna miss the next meet - rob take notw.. need bigger place for next b3ta meeting!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:22, archived)
# i should invite
you all round my house and then capture store you all in little jars so when i want a laugh i will let you out. but only so you can reach photoshop then back in the jar again.
(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] When HM Customs Attack (at Heathrow)

This happened to my mate Dave once. Ask him.
(Poopy Pants, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:01, archived)
# Request
Does anyone know where I can get 'woo! yay!' samples (the ones used in about 23-million old-skool rave tracks)?
(I helped save b3ta! nyarlathotep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:57, archived)
# From any one of
23-million old skool rave tracks? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:59, archived)
# those will be
the ones from "It takes two" by Lynn Collins?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:05, archived)
# d'uh!
Any suggestions? can't find any :(
clean samples would be nice too ...
(not any of those pornographic "woo! yay!" samples)

[edit]
Thanks for the suggestions will rip from a *cough* legally purchased *cough* copy of the Lynn Collins track.
(I helped save b3ta! nyarlathotep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:05, archived)
# there's one on
James Brown's Funky People compilation. I think the track's called that. No hang on, it's "Think".
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:13, archived)
# I think...
it's Think.

[edit]
ah, now you've made me look a bit silly.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:16, archived)
# what a tune
tho
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:25, archived)
# agreed.
.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:29, archived)
# They will have
the drums on them though (funky drummer style).
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:14, archived)
# wow yay samples
there are couple on The Avalanches' album
(mr_tricolore, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:05, archived)
# ok, this is the last time ...

... k-k-k-keep on movin'
da da da da-da da da hey! da da da da-da da-da yay!

(repeat until brain evacuates)
(I helped save b3ta! no_funny_name heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:28, archived)
# ya want kittens? ya want bunnies?
If anybody wants to do something with these... i don't have the time

(mr_tricolore, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:52, archived)
# "kitten wedding"?
"bunny school"?

My, but it's a shame we can't see those...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:54, archived)
# they are actually
quite freaky. It looks like there's a hanging dead bunny in the school picture.

Eeeeekkkk.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:57, archived)
# Like this?

(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:09, archived)
# No!
but they're all dead!

It should be called ZOMBIE KITTEN WEDDING and ZOMBIE BUNNY SCHOOL...

now that I mention it, one of those bunnies on the right is already feeling the ZOMBIE rage... his eyes are red.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:12, archived)
# The one in front
of red eyes is trying to copy another bunny's work...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:17, archived)
# they're so wrong...
they shouldn't BEEEeeee...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:25, archived)
# They are dead?
Of course - school and marriage... Where's the factory dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:46, archived)
# goat rider
want to see a stuffed monkey riding a goat?
(mr_tricolore, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:29, archived)
# no.
oh...

*looks upwards*

...too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:37, archived)
# Wow! I've got a postcard from the same
stuffed cat wedding in the Book of Madness, but it's at home. I'll try and remember to post it later
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:37, archived)
# book of
madness? qu'est que cie que ca?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:55, archived)
# Damn Victorians!
It's 2 pictures of what the vitorians called art, stuffed kittens dressed in peoples clothes.

There was an exhibition of Victorian stuff at the V&A that had a couple in. Victorians sucked ass.

-David
(HoTWire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:03, archived)
# stuffed up
these are postcards i got from Mr Potter's museum of curiosities, next to the Jamaica Inn, on Bodmin Moor in Cornwall.
Quite creepy, there are shed loads of freaky animal like kittens born without eyes
(mr_tricolore, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:07, archived)
# ,..
I suppose it's not too far removed from Damian Hurst's Mother and Son (or was it Daughter?) Divded.

-David
(HoTWire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:11, archived)
# Demon Hirst
Mr Potter should get a postumous Turner Prize.
(mr_tricolore, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:20, archived)
# I prefer
Kitten Welding
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:06, archived)
# When Evil Wobble-Headed Clowns Heat Chinchillas on Hot Bricks
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:50, archived)
# Heheh
Miracle of birth
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:56, archived)
# whoa
is that planaria?
(que, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:15, archived)
# Top class woo!
Pure evil!
That kid in the audience with the Flock of Seagulls haircut should be ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:59, archived)
# Kobblar; Irandinavian for value
www.irandinavian.da.ru
(Wannabe Spaceman, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:47, archived)
# Xtreme Spudguns


Come to papa.

Oh yeah, if you're interested the story is here detnews.com/2002/metro/0204/14/b06-464660.htm
(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:40, archived)
# it says
it's an "offbeat device". Woo.
(frithy, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:38, archived)
# those
creative midwesterners. that's a great pic, looks like he's going to take out a flock of geese.
(que, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:14, archived)
# I was going to do a When Pornographers Desperate For Themes (or something catchier along those lines) Attack
but I ended up finding this picture...nice



hmmm...
(christophaloph, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:37, archived)
# Looks like a medic's party
My friend went to an anaesthetist's party. Two guys injected themselves with scopalomine, and whoever ran the furthest before collapsing from paralysis, won. They had to be artificially respirated while they recovered.
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:50, archived)
# sounds like fun.
no, really.
(christophaloph, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:57, archived)
# That title should be
"When pyschiatriac patients don't attack enough "
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
.
(milk_explosion, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:51, archived)
# hums:
"sandra's having her brain out" (an old soft boys song)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:23, archived)
# I want one of these in a goldfish bowl
they make great pets.
(james, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] When orange things are tacky
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:16, archived)
# Mein eyes!
Der goggles do nahtzing!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:20, archived)
# Fallout boy!?
Where is fallout boy?
(icedragon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:24, archived)
# Good <i>question</i>!
We'll look into that....
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:25, archived)
# Where's the producer?
I want to talk about this coffee!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:25, archived)
# i`d like to add
"on closer inspection they are loafers"
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:27, archived)
# How do you sleep at night?
On top of a big pile of money with many beautiful women.
Just asking... Yeesh!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:34, archived)
# .
Up and at them!
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:13, archived)
# up and AT THEM!
up and AT THEM!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:31, archived)
# nice outfit Skoey
it makes you look like a homosexual.

hoho, maybe you all are homosexuals too...
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:36, archived)
# are you quoting some film or something this whole time, fuzzbucket?
or are you just being extra hilarious today?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:26, archived)
# uh?
You're AMERICAN, zog -
surely you recognise quotes from The Simpsons??
We didn't even know who the little guest-star movie critic fella was over here - Jay something?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:33, archived)
# jay sherman
theres a kid in that show (the critic) who comes from easter Island, so his head it made from stone. very funny but nothing as good as the simpsons.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:38, archived)
# Jebus, Dr K.
Even this backwards potato munching Paddy knows who Jay Sherman is... And as for you, zog - tsk tsk tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:51, archived)
# don't be rude.
I don't watch much telly, all right? Cos I am cultured, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:53, archived)
# So you go to
arty little cinemas to watch The Simpsons do you?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:10, archived)
# Guten tag!
I haben einen kartoffel salat!

www.davidforsoilandwater.org
(asdf, Sat 12 Oct 2002, 2:57, archived)
# can somebody explain what this chap is doing...
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:11, archived)
# He's a welshman
on holiday in China.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:15, archived)
# Oi !
Leave it !
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:24, archived)
# Ooooh!
how welshist!

- but funny... heh
(ZZZzzz, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:30, archived)
# It's The Heimlich Maneuver
that panda is choking!!!

(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:17, archived)
# he's trying to get the guy in the white coat
off his back.
(milk_explosion, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:18, archived)
# That bear looks
so sad...
...not at all furtive.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:23, archived)
# My first post! Be gentle
It looks like the rear entry version of this ....



Hope that worked.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:23, archived)
# ah your name caused a flashback to my youth
and The Buzzcocks. (obscure reference for the older generation on board)
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:24, archived)
# Youth Flashback
Well if it was a punk flashback I hope it contained lots of gob and snot.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:28, archived)
# Gawd, you ARE
old...
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:28, archived)
# told you
.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:32, archived)
# Yes. Yes you did.
I'm sitting in work at the moment... I am wearing a Subhumans T-Shirt and listening to Conflict. Tsk. Typical civil servant.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:45, archived)
# a panda
he's doing a panda isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:23, archived)
# looks to me
like he just won it at the fairground. he looks happy as a pervert in a whorehouse...
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:35, archived)
# Looks to me..
as if hes holding the panda up to see if its big enough to make a pair of trousers out of....
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:36, archived)
# How Evil Clowns Discipline Their Offspring
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:05, archived)
# Please
no more clowns. Think of the children, someone think of the children!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:10, archived)
# I can't remember why I did this. Sorry, just remembered it.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:16, archived)
# Oh yeah...
It was going to be a clock.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:22, archived)
# Instead
it's just a little white cross on a red background. Much better than anything to do with clowns.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:31, archived)
# no
it's a lovely lamb-lamb
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:32, archived)
# Aaargh
I can see it now. Put it away!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:38, archived)
# lamb-lamb!
I like lamb-lambs. They're fuzzy and they jump straight up in the air and their tails go roundandroundandround...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:31, archived)
# Aww
that's lovely. I could have sworn it was something else...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:02, archived)
# It was different
he changed it.
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:08, archived)
# didn't he
though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:10, archived)
# :)
In a world already so scary, who needs another clown cock clock?
(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:17, archived)
# but all the alliteration
is just screaming to be unleashed on the world...
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:37, archived)
# the clown-child
seems to be anticipating his punishment with joy, how sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:14, archived)
# Dr. Phil! You were wrong!
The tune goes:

Dooooo! Do be do dooooo! Do be do doooo doo doooooo! Dooo doodoo dooooo! Do be do doooo! Do be do doooo doo dooooo!

So there!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:03, archived)
# No.
I am right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:12, archived)
# No
I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:32, archived)
# you're both
wrong, for i am right
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:33, archived)
# no
you're more wrong than both of us.

And you're skinny, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:39, archived)
# boooooooooooo
boo to you
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:15, archived)
# oh no
i'm sorry.

(i'm making myself very small and inoffensive now)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:30, archived)
# there's a crack about your height
in there somewhere.
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:40, archived)
# when the USAF attacks!

(rwsab, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:02, archived)
# Anyone ever heard of
David Shrigley?

the Guys a twunting genius.
(twelveways, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:48, archived)
# Oh yes...
He is indeed. He inspired me to go round putting up posters all over the place like. They were so funny I can't remember any of them.
(dog_face, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:51, archived)
# I used to vaguely know him, in a friend of a friend sort of way...
...when I lived in Glasgow.

He's a star.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:56, archived)
# has anyone got that
gallery-style 'do do do doooo do do dooooooo do do doooo do doooooo' music on mp3 or suchlike?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:47, archived)
# No but
I like your singing.
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:50, archived)
# why thank you
my mum says i have a lovely voice
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:50, archived)
# all mums say that,
just like they always think their fat bastard children are gorgeous (although I'm sure you're neither fat nor a bastard and do have a lovely voice).

Spade, anyone?
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:53, archived)
# actually
i've been feeling suicidal over my weight, and that comment has pushed me over the edge
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:55, archived)
# no, i feel
too harsh. that's not true in the slightest. i'm more of a skinny runt than a fat bastard
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:56, archived)
# Phew!
You had me worried there.

Anyway you can be depressed about being skinny if you'd prefer, but I'd rather you were happy. :)
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:02, archived)
# yay
skinny me
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:04, archived)
# woo!
me too.
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:10, archived)
# Fat Boab's
got it, he puts it on the Today's Gallery thingie.

Anyway, it's
be do be do be do be dooo, dooby doo, dooby doo doh doh...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:01, archived)
# I've got it
where shall I send it?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:14, archived)
#
[email protected] please. i'll be your best mate.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:16, archived)
# It's too big for hotmail
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:17, archived)
# um
[email protected] might work
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:21, archived)
# try...
right click, save target as
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:25, archived)
# i
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:29, archived)
# actually it's
do do do do do do do doooooh do do do do do do dooh and you can record it if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:18, archived)
# yay!
I knew you'd come through for him, Fat Boab.

Have I ever told you how much I liked your self-portrait with the cat-head and the sash?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:31, archived)
# you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:34, archived)
# That's
the one, sir!

YAY & WOO & HOUPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:39, archived)
# Planetarionatics!!!!! Show your support
for the B3TA cause with this nifty yet simple PA Galaxy Tag tag:
[B3TA]
or if you want something a bit more personal, maybe a personal tag is what you need
@28dLTUWVui2 (b3ta)

And remember, every time you get attacked, God Kills a kitten.
www.weaselsofdoom.com/banners/kitties1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:46, archived)
# Amazing.....
from accross the room it looked like you were working!!!
(moonbloke, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:51, archived)
# Dang
My dispicable plot to fool you into thinking that I work for a living has been scuppered.
(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:00, archived)
# If it were
a plot it was half baked!!! I on the other hand am working really hard.....at staying awake!!!!
(moonbloke, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:02, archived)
# This is starting to look like
an internal Company thread. FUCKSOX!

(Memo to self - Never use the words fucksox, or cuntymint in company emails)
(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:04, archived)
# I can see
your screen refresh after you post (yes I am that bored!). Cuntymints and fucksox are good words and should be mandatory in company e-mails. You may also like to consider the words Arsebiscuit and Knob-bucket.
(moonbloke, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:08, archived)
# Anyway
I am bored now, no-one else is even remotely interested in our company styleee rantings, so I am off for some food feed food, and a furtive fart.
(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:18, archived)
# Fair
enuff!
(moonbloke, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:20, archived)
# Saw this on Cook'd and Bomb'd....
Next gig is on the 2nd May..I suggest a B3ta visit....
www.osymyso.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:40, archived)
# he's using the pics we did
for the interview!

look! theres tubosymyso!!
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:43, archived)
# Tubosymyso !
Old ones are the best ones.

Woo for B3ta !
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Deep Breath
When Slacks, hats, brats, bats, cats, big macs, snacks, ice axe, ski wax, caterpillar tracks and Hermann Maurice Saxe attacks.



-David
(HoTWire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:37, archived)

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