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Call an ambulane!!

my sides just split!!!!!

help... there goes my liver...

Was it only me that saw this strange apparition and nearly died laughing?

I SWEAR it was there a minute ago!
I tried replying to it and it vanished which happened to me on another thread a few minutes ago.

Panic over I found it. I must have been laughing too much to see it.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:08, archived)

'twas mine.

it's back on the thread below again. sorry bout that.

(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)

look at you!

you're all having fun without me!
And I can't join in because I'm soooo fucking BUSY!
...I hate everyone and everything. I hate kittens.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:07, archived)

No now Dr.

There's no need for that kind of talk.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:09, archived)

gah...

things have finally calmed down a bit here. But still. I am grrrrrr.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:10, archived)

I understand

but still - how could you possibly hate kittens?
Awww they're so cute with their little mews and purring noises.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:14, archived)

normally

I would agree.
But today I'm on the side of the lumpbuckets.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:18, archived)

dont be grrrr....

it aint worth it mannnnn. Well, i shouldnt talk cos if i was horrendously busy i might be a bit pissed. would be better than doing absolutely NOTHING though. Yawwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn....15 minutes now

(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)

ahhh, bless

i thought i was going to be snowed under today but im just waiting for the clock to tick to 5:30 cos i have fuck all to do. which is shit. i think im gonna be stupidly busy tomorrow tho....
ho hum....

(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:10, archived)

Enjoy this one again then...

Kitten meltdown.

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COCKLES, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)

oh christ

its EYES!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)

I take back what i said earlier. They aren't ALL cute.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:30, archived)

did you know...

that ratemypoo dot com exists?

i didn't, and i rather wish i didn't... it makes for some ugly viewing, make no mistake

(editone, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)

So.

It's a shit site then?

Um...sorry.

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COCKLES, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:08, archived)

that fucker's

doing the breast stroke.

Oh er!

(brothershamass, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:09, archived)

Join Our Club

Furtive enjoys himself as the new member of S Club 7.

"Nice arse Rachel".

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COCKLES, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)

hehehehe, i like it

sterling work there fella....

:-)

(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:09, archived)

right im off

see y'all friday, coz im off work tommorrow, Yay!

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)

ta-ra mate

cheers for the logo :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)

Icedragon2k

but if i get any spam text/calls I'll kill you

(Dean, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:59, archived)

On a serious note:

Currently Showing on screens near you.

(Nuts, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:55, archived)

I have broadband

but I don't know what SCUD is... :(

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)

Its like

Spange, but stickier

(twelveways, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:08, archived)

Is it another name

for scat?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:10, archived)

Heh

less brown,
Think 'Cocksnot'

(twelveways, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)

ok.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:16, archived)

Wat scud is:

Scud is pr0n, like that which is contained within "Jazz magz". 8)

(Nuts, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:29, archived)

soo true

well, no. not really. :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)

WHAT????

No Bukkake? Yer wasting yer broadband, mate!

(Shaolin_Bukkake, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:59, archived)

i remember

when i had to ask somebody about that...

that was a nice conversation i had with my mum

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:01, archived)

go on

whisper it to me...

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:04, archived)

there used to be a pub

down the hackney road called the flying scud. which is quite like bukakke really. but it's shut now.

(frithy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)

do you mind if I vomit

Slipknot did.

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pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:06, archived)

bah!

you sissy. ;)

(Shaolin_Bukkake, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:10, archived)

true -

that's what i think of Slipknot too - they were all sick on their tour bus after watching a video of that delightful variety.

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pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:16, archived)

now for some commercial...

A bukkake site set up by a friend of mine.

(Shaolin_Bukkake, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)

what

a bunch of big wusses. Can't even stomach a bit of man-goo (er...excuse the pun)

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)

Hee hee

That's funny. Find some of the categories a bit disturbing though.

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Craymen, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:13, archived)

Icedragon2k

Fuckingcuntiebollocks!

I put my phone number wrong

its:

07751511557

one more try?

(Dean, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:54, archived)

that might be

why it wouldnt work dontcha think?

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:55, archived)

How

do you make those?

and send them?

I have to know

(Dean, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:59, archived)

Lycos do it.

Ive got one of the twin towers being aeroplaned.

weeeeeeeee BANG!

(twelveways, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:06, archived)

where

where where?

(skagg, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:59, archived)

test

hey

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Joelf, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:49, archived)

this is not a test

so dont ignore it.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:50, archived)

Had this been a real emergency,

You'd be dead by now.

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Arnon Has anyone lurked more than me?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:53, archived)

test

this is, so do.
stop it!
I said ignore it!
Go on!

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:53, archived)

This is some toast

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crab_bloke), Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:54, archived)

jesus – what happened ?

I vaguely remember the Ozzie bar then waking up with a killer hangover.

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breel, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:09, archived)

Got twatted

um, I think that's it. Do you remember the earsock related scheme?

(

crab_bloke), Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)

Oh Yes!

when and where ???
Maybe we should plan it.

I’ll mail you to discuss further.

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breel, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:16, archived)

Hey Joe!

Watch out for the USAF!

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helmetcream, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:54, archived)

one, two

testing. can i get some reverb? testes, one, two...three?

(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:00, archived)

He seems very happy

in his mini clubman estate

(clicky for big version)

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crab_bloke), Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:47, archived)

I told y'all it was an odd little bugger..

It can drive too. On the wrong side of the road.

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Arnon Has anyone lurked more than me?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:50, archived)

Who wouldn't be?

there's even room for a cubseat in the back.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:51, archived)

theres always one in every class...

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santexo, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:47, archived)

*weeps

softly*

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:51, archived)

Oh Joy

unconfined

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fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:23, archived)

That is

just so spicy.And funny.

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CJ, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:19, archived)

Principal Skinner:
"There will be no more
mockery of your name
Mister GLASSCOCK!"

[edit]
Rolling on the fucking floor
laughing my fat fucking ass
RIGHT off...

Oooh - all the text is stuck on the side!

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helmetcream, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

where did you find this?

ive never even seen it before?

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:46, archived)

More importantly,

how did you get your name all the way up there?

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:47, archived)

Dear Lord!

It looks like, like, like shes licking a huge glass cock...

I have in fact shit my pants

(Dean, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:49, archived)

(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:02, archived)

<TABLE>

(probably)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:53, archived)

Nope. It's align=left

I think? Testing? Woo? Hurrah!
Now, what evil use can I put this to?

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)

Then again

maybe not. I still miss having inputs on titles :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)

Snot fair isit.

I wish I'd discovered that on a weekday night, I would've made a monster javascript popup from hell and posted that. For a laff, you know.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:00, archived)

First Post

Sorry this is probably really amateur compared to what you normally get.

(Mcvskid, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:43, archived)

Icedragon2k

I still havent got my logo and i want it baaad to make my friends jelous.

0771511557

Im on BTcellnet/O2

Please!!

(Dean, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:42, archived)

you should have done

will send it again.
Dont have the fucksocks or cuntymints saved though coz 'unicorn' is on it at the moment.
Any suggestions and you can have a one off...
(im thinking perhaps a woo & yay?)
oh n btw, whats the O2 part? after btcellnet

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:44, archived)

yes yes!

I know this may seem ungrateful, but can I have a wooyay instead of my b3ta?? :)

(frithy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:46, archived)

cellnet

has changed its name to o2

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:46, archived)

that explains it then

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:47, archived)

could you...

make logos with midget bears?

(Shaolin_Bukkake, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:49, archived)

can you make them dance on the hour?

well why not?

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pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:52, archived)

but not in formation.

each bear must be doing a different and beautiful dance.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:13, archived)

heheheheh...

bukakke rules!. i didn't know what it was until my mate who works for a local paper in Leicester had to place an ad for it (not her personally, she worked in the ad dept). what a sticky mess...

(frithy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:55, archived)

an ad???

Is she looking for a Bukkake team???

(Shaolin_Bukkake, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:00, archived)

perhaps

you should change your name to "frothy"

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:06, archived)

hmmm

maybe it's just a typo, thirpe.

(Shaolin_Bukkake, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:12, archived)

BTcellnet

are changing their brand name to O2

I wouldnt mind a little pixle-y furtive, like next to peoples names, and nothing else, if thats no too much trouble...

(Dean, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:48, archived)

is the big company thats swallowed bt cellnet and genie

yay! it works! thank you icedragon :):)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:48, archived)

oh fuckbuggers

the second one wiped it off :(

did you try cellnet?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:49, archived)

god i feel really bad about this fuss

damn my cuntbuggering phone and network to hell

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:52, archived)

dont worry about it

i'll send it again.

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:55, archived)

woo! now it defo is working...thank you

i'd be pissing me off if i was you..

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:00, archived)

urgh

just had to photoshop a man's head onto the back of a pig, stiches an' all. For work.

Not nice. Need tab to cleanse self.

(the original woodsman, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)

Lick this

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:42, archived)

mmm..

very tasty. when does it start to work?

(frithy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:43, archived)

It should be working now...

Any effects?

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:52, archived)

jaysus

and i didn't even lick it

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)

tee

hee

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:02, archived)

tastes

not unlike a dusty monitor

(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)

Now you know

you can't come on here and say that without showing us...

(Dean, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:43, archived)

pengaz

(Alienboy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)

Would anyone like to buy

some mobile numbers to spam? I know where I can get loads... *evil grin*

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:32, archived)

already got 50K of em..

good old capital radio liking us :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:35, archived)

good old Capital Radio?

I've never seen the words "Capital Radio" and "good" in the same sentence before.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)

How about this sentance:

"An example of a radio station that is in no way good, is Capitol Radio."

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:40, archived)

capital radio bad

xfm good. they like b3ta apparently.

(frithy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:42, archived)

the anti-Capital Radio. Owned and controlled by...Capital Radio!

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:46, archived)

xfm likes us too

meeting their head tech guy tonight coz we're doing shyteload of work for em. go us!
test.livegigguide.com/index.asp
nearly finished too :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:47, archived)

oh,

sorry for the shameless plug.

actually, im not :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:47, archived)

hey hugo

ientered the competition to win trail of dead tickets. can i win it please? my alias is *EDIT* i have removed my surname due to hating it.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)

it would be good to see the entire staff of Capital Radio publicly flogged in Leicester Square.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:44, archived)

primeminister/president of australia bloke

what his name?

he was on the news couple of dayS ago.

(minoltion, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)

Ferdinand Debargos

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:30, archived)

cunty

mcpissflaps
*schoolboy snigger*

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stouffer, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:32, archived)

Paul somebody

Starling. Minnow. Ronan Keeting.

No, no idea actually. Cuntgum.

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mrbrong, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:48, archived)

john howard

in australia's pm

(meep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:58, archived)

nature's gateway drug

(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:28, archived)

gateway to what,

fer christ's sake?

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:40, archived)

paradise

natch.

(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:43, archived)

What is it?

WTF is this supposed to be?

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Arnon Has anyone lurked more than me?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:20, archived)

it's

a bear swinging on a tyre. Why what does it look like to you?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)

A woman sucking a glass cock.

Does that make me insane? :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:23, archived)

You are insane

But it's not a bear.. It's a conspiracy that makes you THINK it's a bear.

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Arnon Has anyone lurked more than me?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)

No.

There are no bears in Khazakstan

(frithy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:30, archived)

Well then

its an ewok.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:30, archived)

Yeah

there's whole shoals of ewoks in kazakstan. National dish there.

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mrbrong, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:51, archived)

Boring Kazakhstan fact

I wrote a Kazakhstani fruit machine. Well, technically I converted a Russian fruit machine to a Kazakhstan one, but same difference.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:01, archived)

Is it an ewok

from Star Wars 2?

(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:31, archived)

seems to me

that it's a small bear and a tyre swing

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:26, archived)

it my dad

possibly my mum, i can never tell

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:26, archived)

yeah

i'm with you. what the hell is that?

(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)

Corporate logos

Bridgestone's bear versus MGM's lion?

(Shaolin_Bukkake, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:37, archived)

Its a midget bear!!!

Jesus, don't you guys know a midget bear when you see one!!! Its from midget land, near legoland, oh and sunderland

(Jonty, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:41, archived)

I can see fuck all.

How big is this image? It's taking years...
[edit]Ah. Seen it now. Had to open it in Opera. Which is odd.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:38, archived)

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