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Hi all

I've been kind of busy this week, but I hope to be in this afternoon to make a right tit of myself. Oh, has PickledPizza had his revenge yet, or was he just full of hot air?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:32, archived)

hey...

that looks sorta like me.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 11:05, archived)

can anyone supply a pic of tubkid or put together a pic of...

"the one who looks as though he was spawned from the gene pools of Michael J Fox and Del Boy. You may not recognise him at the moment as he's put on a bit of weight.......I'm actually very proud of him..." as my mate described him

(jonomac, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:31, archived)

tubkid

the original and still the best?

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popt_art, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:33, archived)

cheers for that. will send it on now, but

if anyone can do a Delboy/Michael J FOx pic that would be super, super, super.

(jonomac, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:36, archived)

m j fox

has parkinsons disease, and he's short and i think it's wrong to make fun of other people's misfortunes...

*sniggger breaking into full on guffaw*

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popt_art, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:40, archived)

ah yes but the south east londoness

of delboy easily counters and controls the parkinson of mr.fox enough for the spawn of the two to lead a perfectly comfortable life selling japanese washing machine parts brought back from the 1950's

(jonomac, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)

double arse burger with cheese

the server's gone tits up... gnnnnnnnnngh

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popt_art, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 11:11, archived)

I love his industrial strength scooter

I reckon he kept breaking normal ones, and had that specially made by a fork-lift truck maker.

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Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:42, archived)

That pic is just so wrong.

And look at the size of that arse!

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Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:57, archived)

Why

am I seeing so many failed pix since I got ADSL. Especially seems to affect Fat Boab, but lots of others today too..

oh, and: cuntymints.

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loolah potato, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:30, archived)

I tink

20m.com is somewhat temperemental. Sometimes it shows, sometimes it disnae. Or am I a meringue?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:33, archived)

s'weird, some

of 'em are working now. Me bird reckons the DNS may be set up wrongish on our router or maybe at the ISP. Will have a play, then winge at the ISP later..

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loolah potato, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:52, archived)

M0rning all.....

I have a techy question and I would be most appreciative of any help......

Is there any way in Flash 4 that you can get the movie to default to the size of your browser as it does Here and if so how do you do it????

Thanks.

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Ted, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:27, archived)

that'll probably be

html and tables

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:30, archived)

make movie as normal, publish

and edit the html. change the width & height tags to 100%

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rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:30, archived)

Thanks very much......

As ever the always reliable B3tans come up trumps...

Thanks

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Ted, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:36, archived)

yes

at least i think so.
look in the html of the page you want it on and change the flash movie size to 100%, that should do the jobby

(icedragon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:31, archived)

too slow

Rob beat me to it.
oh well, i tried to help...

(icedragon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:32, archived)

Yes

Either just link direct to the swf and it'll fill the browser, or set the WIDTH and HEIGHT attributes on the embed tag to be 100% (or any percentage)

(The Unknown Anorak, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:31, archived)

The mirror

must like us. Website of the day back in october 200l for the catgame

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Wifey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:26, archived)

"JUDGING by the production values" pah!

It had very high production values. It went through 3 completely different prototypes (including an odd japanese one). It took effort to make it that shit.

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rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:36, archived)

They can fucking talk

"http://http://b3ta.com/catgame/"

What the fuck is that supposed to be?

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Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 11:07, archived)

Stare at the square for 20 seconds

and something wonderful happens

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:24, archived)

ooh...

wasn't there on the board, but when i clicked reply....

yay!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:28, archived)

I know

whenever I put html in my messages today it adds extra bits and bums it all up!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:30, archived)

Doh!

Just refreshed the page.
Turns out i was staring at a missing image (red cross) for five minutes

(icedragon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:29, archived)

I know they've been mentioned before

but i must stress the greatness of Wham Bars...my girlfriend bought me a lovely pack of five of them as well as a pack of Irn Bru bars, I can say that the chewy ness with the little sugar crystals is outstandingly awesome!!!

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raw-edge, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:24, archived)

I totally agree.

I ate 25 of them last Thursday and they taste even better regurgitated.

(wingnut, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:32, archived)

i'm glad the topic of wham bars has come up again.

not for any reason though. :+)

(jonomac, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:34, archived)

Send your review

to [email protected]. He likes that sort of thing.

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Wifey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:50, archived)

hmmm

I thought Wham stood for We Hate All Men. Or am I still a meringue?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:52, archived)

new b3ta product line

sorry it's ruff - have nothing decent at work - just MS paint and photo-ed

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:23, archived)

Can't imagine

they'd go well with cuntymints. Like drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth, bleeeugh.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:24, archived)

new

line of clothing?
Fruit of the Cunt?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:31, archived)

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:23, archived)

(Dean, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:21, archived)

woo

yay
and Cowabunga!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:22, archived)

Fantastic

Turtle headed warriors :)

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:46, archived)

(qwerty, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:17, archived)

Lemon Jelly.....

I have their CD, quite good stuff

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raw-edge, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:19, archived)

Same here

I'm just being a music snob. :D

(qwerty, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:29, archived)

What do you do in the bath?

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Ted, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:41, archived)

that downturned snout's

nearly 18 feet long

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bazman, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:48, archived)

Yayy for jellyheads

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Ted, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:56, archived)

(Sacrifice Theory, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:14, archived)

good point.

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raw-edge, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)

well made

(spiral, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 11:06, archived)

Simpsons DVD £15

As you lot were talking about The Simpsons, I thought I'd mention that I bought the first series on DVD for £15 inc delivery. Fucking cheap. It's region 1 - so you need a multiregion DVD player though. Link. Gah - they should pay me for this.

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rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:12, archived)

i am getting that

right fucking now.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)

except

i keep getting an error after clicking 'continue'.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:17, archived)

that's a shame

it worked for me a couple of weeks ago. the stuff turned up promptly too.

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rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:24, archived)

i'm still trying

i might do it by faxing it off from the union, that bits working, its just the credit card bit that isn't.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:27, archived)

Is our love

Not payment enough?

Next you'll be wanting respect and an hour lunch break .....

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)

i meant cd-wow should pay me

for promoting their stuff. Actually clicking about, they do an affiliate scheme.

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rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:24, archived)

oh them pesky Glaswegians

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:02, archived)

*snigger*

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stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:03, archived)

snigger?

I will accept nothing less than a guffaw if you don't mind.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:05, archived)

Thomas "TC" Campbell

Is the name of our school basketball coach

that's his pic

(richyboy, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:53, archived)

ooh

bet he's vicious with a choc ice

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:55, archived)

Yay!

Not only did I (finally) receive my P45, but I also gots myself paid from Amex, Woo! I'm a-going to London this weekend for booze and stuff! Huzzah!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:02, archived)

and

houpla!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:23, archived)

intriguing mascot.

it will show in a minute, just let it get warmed up....

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:00, archived)

not fair

20m.com doesn't work for me.
Which is wholly inappropriate.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)

wholly

or largely?

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:21, archived)

sorry to nab

your joke but it made me laugh and I was too busy at work for once to woo it.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:49, archived)

surely its all a big joke?

'mogrel royal perverts'
'the elton john whore'
'harlot daughter margeret'

genius.

pretty mad to think this group are quite passionate about all this.

(juniorsquire, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:25, archived)

It's hard to tell

This rabid psyco-christan stuff is usually wierder than the stuff that satirises it.

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Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:28, archived)

I can't help reading the url

as www.godhatesfaqs.com

'Whats the meaning of life, oh lord?'
'Fucking hell, not again, work it out yourself you twat'

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Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:33, archived)

clumsy doesnt begin to describe this

it will show, give it time, give it time.....

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:45, archived)

www.godhatesfundies.com

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:36, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:59, archived)

that is mysteriously hypnotic

in a good way.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:01, archived)

Yay

for Miner Willy! Didn't Matt Smith tuen B3ta down for an interview at some point? I think Rob should try again, I mean Gaz Top was asked again, and look...
clicky! Huzzah!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:04, archived)

I've asked Matthew twice

and had no reply from his email.

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rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:07, archived)

did you ever

try Gonzales?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:07, archived)

who

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rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:08, archived)

he's a rapper

I posted his link here before

www.kitty-yo.com/bands/?band=KY02058

he orks in his press shots and raps about having three testicles, so I think he's suitable.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:11, archived)

gonzales

he would be cool to interview. jewish canadian guy who lives in berlin and does hip-hop style music with a more comical slant. likes wearing pink suits and looking daft. He looks like the perfect B3TA type of interviewee. his last album 'presidential suite' is mint.....
So there you go...

(hazey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:11, archived)

you should interview

lupus from the bloodhound gang, he does a lot of stuff like that.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:09, archived)

agreed

you really should...

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rockyrobin, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)

Jet Set Willy rules

with fists of steel!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:02, archived)

I've got the Jet Set Willy tune

on my phone. It's intensely irritating

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Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:05, archived)

I have the Pacman jingle

thing that plays at the start of the level. It is possibly the most irritating ringtone I have ever heard, but it's cool if it plays just once.

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Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:08, archived)

i have

fatboy Slim - Weapon of choice as my ringtone, quite cool a tfirst as its very fast and upbeat but after a while you bore of it, i suppose as you do with most ringtones

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raw-edge, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:12, archived)

I have an ordinary ring

because tunes drive me mad, once it went off and a 8 year old shoted "boring ringtone" at me! (so I threw him in a river)

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:18, archived)

Don't you just hate it when kids

show how uncool you are....or is that just me

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raw-edge, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:20, archived)

I have

Chorlton and the Wheelies. Pure quality. I like it

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:23, archived)

I hate all the ring tones on my phone

equally, including all the preset ones.

I'm using something by linkin park as my current one, becuase it's not as irritatingly high pitched as the ususal ones.

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Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:26, archived)

ADSL

Anyone got good/bad experiences of these guys?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:58, archived)

My friend has signed

up with them, so far no problems. I hear they are pretty darned good and I was thinking of using them myself. have you looked here?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:04, archived)

The same clicky, again...

ADSLGuide.org clicky thingy

Go to 'Service Providers/Compare'

(</guy>, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:10, archived)

link not working

mmmmmmmm

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raw-edge, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:13, archived)

the simpsons

to end? click

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:57, archived)

good. the

last 4 series have been rubbish.

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stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:58, archived)

yeah

it's been going down hill a bit, still love watching the classics tho

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:00, archived)

undoubtedly

series 4-8 are the greatest things ever, but the crapness of the newer ones makes me want to gently weep.

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stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:01, archived)

i can't imagine

a FINAL EPISODE though.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:02, archived)

Maybe the power plant

explodes, killing everyone and giving the rest radiation sickness...

I'll get me coat

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:05, archived)

C4 announced its first loss - £20m - in a decade ...

... fuck me.

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rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:06, archived)

explains alot rob

does it not?

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pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:24, archived)

i think my fav

still has to be the one where mr burns wants his old bear 'bobo' back

even if it's just for the bit where some bloke clad in fur coat comes back from the north pole to kwik-e-mart to deliver ice and says:

'you're gonna have to start selling this for more than a dollar a bag. we lost three more men on the last trip'

And Apu says: Well if you can think of an easier way of getting ice i'd like to hear it.

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:06, archived)

ha ha ha

i remember that bit, and the whole citizen kane thing from that episode is cool. the simsons made me cry once, people always think i am a sissy when they find that out.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:08, archived)

Har

(Wallz, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:10, archived)

you

girl ;o)

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Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:10, archived)

That's nothing

I cried once at southpark.. It was really sad!

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Wifey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:11, archived)

that is

way worse.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:20, archived)

It was the one

at christmas where the little jewish one's only friend was mr Hanky the christmas pooh.
In my defense I was pregnant at the time and cried a lot..

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Wifey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:30, archived)

but he comes back

every episode

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:22, archived)

except

series 6, where he really is dead

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rockyrobin, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:28, archived)

I nearly cried at the ending of

Round Ireland Wtih a Fridge, by Tony Hawks. I'm sad too.

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Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:23, archived)

the follow up

the title of which i cant remeber - Playing the moldovans at Tennis possibly - is really sad.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:29, archived)

Yep, it was all

quite touching. I'm looking forward to this. It sounds suitably silly.

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Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:35, archived)

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