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# I don't know if anyone has seen this
but it seems relevant to last weeks comp

www.fakefags.co.uk


What's the phrase, money for old rope
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:07, archived)
# that would explain
the failure of my attempt to buy an octegenarian papal figurehead.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Bah
Rip off of our site.......
www.smokingcures.com
(cdp181, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] b3ta olympic diving
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:57, archived)
# has m3ss3ng3r gone bang?
mooring btw
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Did briefly
just now, but tis back now for me.

Morning mister - still waiting?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:04, archived)
# yes
long walk tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Wonder who's more impatient you or everyone else here?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:08, archived)
# hahahahaahaa
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:09, archived)
# tick tock
I expect she's eating lots of curries.
Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Shirley
that's got to be one of the nastiest ways to encourage labour..?

Edit: Sorry, good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:09, archived)
# curries
sex
raspberry leaf tea
star jumps
kitten bashing

all labour inducers, each and every one of 'em

morning DB WD
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:10, archived)
# I'm thinking
curries bad, cos nobody ever warns expectant mothers about the mess...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Only if you fed it to
her whilst she was bungee jumping
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Helicopter?
Where is it!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:58, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:59, archived)
# hooray for paint

(pai, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:52, archived)
# wtf?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:52, archived)
# you forgot the numbers!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Looks like
a goblin from a computer game - nice
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:58, archived)
# nyce
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:00, archived)
# a cross between
admiral ackbar and bib fortuna, well done!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:00, archived)
# i think i know who ack bar is
but who is bib fortuna?
(pai, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:01, archived)
# jabba's left hand man
tall thin bloke, tentacles coming out of his head
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:01, archived)
# ooohhhh
that creepy lookin guy
(pai, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:03, archived)
# blue hair & curly eyes
tall short bloke clean shaven with a beard
cauliflower knees and knock ears
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:04, archived)
# yes, that's the one
walks with a distinct side-parting
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:05, archived)
# I have been living on the same street for 10 months and last night
I discovered that the Pub 5 doors down sells Stella for £1.60 on a Tuesday night and has done for the last year..

I cannot think of a more recent example of foolishness...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:46, archived)
# foo
TJ: for any uk mtb types after a DH rig. go here

</spam>
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:48, archived)
# I've got a tfg for any kkw users
only 50P!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:49, archived)
# hehe
people who'd be interested would understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:50, archived)
# um
why not just say "bike for sale"?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:00, archived)
# lol
*big* difference. trust me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:02, archived)
# maybe...
but probably means fuck all to your average b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:08, archived)
# probably
but still, worth a try
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:10, archived)
# how much do you want for it anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:12, archived)
# £1200
for frame, forks and a few bits.

£2000 full bike i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I was going to offer you £50 for it
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:15, archived)
# erm
i've got a pair of tyres i could just about afford to give you for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:16, archived)
# you could get a new one for that!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:20, archived)
# lol
you could.

but it'd cost around £2700 for the same spec
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:22, archived)
# I dunno
my bike goes downhill quite well. It'll even go downhill on its own if you let it.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:09, archived)
# I'm glad you mentioned that
I was about to invite them round for a bondage and whipped cream party. Not THAT would have been embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:04, archived)
# and I bet this offer runs out next week
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:48, archived)
# It will once he gets in there
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:52, archived)
# "the man who drank kilburn dry of stella"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:53, archived)
# I drank Cider..
Which wasn't on the offer - how can I compound my stupidity further?

Oh of course reply to you! :p
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Is this what you meant old bean
"a more recent example of foolishness..."

or did you mean, "I don't think I could have been more stupid if I'd tied mackerel to my balls and stood naked on the deck on the Isle of Wight ferry."
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:48, archived)
# ahahaha
how very blackadder
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:49, archived)
# LOL
Would that make me a Seaguphile? But stupid none the less :(
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:49, archived)
# you forgot the slapping round
head with a herring shouting "what's the matter malcolm, it's only a cold"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Except, possibly, this threadwaste?

Hee hee.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Then replying to this would
only compound my numerous foe par's - such as saying Micheal Barrymore is a cool guy, or invite Garry round he is great with the Kids...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Faux pa
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:02, archived)
# faux pas?
: p
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Bollocks
thought it was, but couldn't be arsed to reach behind me for the dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:13, archived)
# beat
your wife at half the price !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Why pay anything to beat your wife
when you can beat yourself for free?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:51, archived)
# paul mc carrtney regularily sells
Stella for about 3 quid to sailors
?fact/ well sort of
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:56, archived)
# .

for banana re below
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:39, archived)
# hahaha !
excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:40, archived)
# That's just fucking ace
Woo to you.

Something good is going to happen today, I can feel it in my bones.
Any excuse for a repost...
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:42, archived)
# pfftt....
....I never need an excuse.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:43, archived)
# You keep
pffft-ing everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:46, archived)
# he's got a puncture
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:48, archived)
# sorry...
.....got the windy-pops this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:51, archived)
# haha
luuuurvely lips
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:48, archived)
# afternoon..
nice dogs..
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:49, archived)
# ello
sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:53, archived)
# ello...this must be the HD character
u were talking about..
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:57, archived)
# that's
him.........keep your eyes on your beer , thirsty bugger this one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:59, archived)
# I know..i had my eye on my beer and
it sank into the pint..
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Yay
Most Excellent - no doubt GC
Morning all.
Inceidently the picture on the www.bbc.co.uk home page is begging to be shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:27, archived)
# mornin
odd image for that page init
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:29, archived)
# you
know you want to put them lips on a hedgehog or summat !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:37, archived)
# I know where else I wanna put em...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:38, archived)
# Steady
on mate , I'm not that type of fella ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:39, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Meow !
Morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:29, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:32, archived)
# Haha
Cats are far souperiour to dogs :)
What font did we decide the BBC site uses?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:42, archived)
# Just looks like Arial
to me


MORNING ALL! just found out Frank Black is playing over in bonnie Dublin on Friday and the tickets are all sold out ARRGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:51, archived)
# Fantastic!


Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:46, archived)
# mor
nin
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Wotcha mate
still sweating away over there?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:50, archived)
# mawnin!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Ah
Mawning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:52, archived)
# It's true what they say
Pob of Gold
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:18, archived)
# groan
woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:18, archived)
# lol
groan and yay
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:19, archived)
# Arfety
arf arf !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:20, archived)
# O M G
That's soo bad it's good
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:21, archived)
# Pesky
varmint !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:22, archived)
# mornin bt3ans
dills awake, well physically anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:24, archived)
# ello
dill :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:25, archived)
# hi tedmus
had this daft idea , instaed of the usual pub type bash thing I should drag some of you lot up one of our mountains and then to the pub, some interesting pic opportunities I imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:26, archived)
# nice
idea that , a Lake District weekender !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:28, archived)
# hmm maybe
accomadation up here is ridiculously expensive though, a bt3a campsite event could be a giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:29, archived)
# bit
of a worry with some of em chasing the sheep though........
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:34, archived)
# not a problem really
we have some quite attractive free thinking ewes up here, especially when they've just been clipped
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:40, archived)
# mar
nin
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:26, archived)
# H.D. the master of cloning
I really like your stuff but do you not get the feling that you could post any old crap now and folks would woo it, the price of fame?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:28, archived)
# cloning?
sh*t you've seen my cloning lab ?

Look I didnt want to make 1000s of copies of bootiful ladies but they offered me millions of squid .... dont tell anyone please ...

Its "healing" now anyway init ... the clone tool died ... long live "healing" woo

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:31, archived)
# Nah...
....I'm a clone die hard !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:33, archived)
# Healing rules
long live the "heal" tool...

I must admit I havent used the clone tool since 1974.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:34, archived)
# pffffftt.....
......I'm hardcore me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:35, archived)
# I heard the Natural History museum
is doing a special exhibition on

"Cloning and photoshop in the year of our lord 2000"

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:36, archived)
# hehehe !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:38, archived)
# .
morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:27, archived)
# Eric loved extreme sports
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:16, archived)
# hahah ....
woo ....
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:18, archived)
# Eric
needs shoes

FACT !

Woo btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:20, archived)
# like
it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:25, archived)
[challenge entry] 100 m3t3r turdles
turdles
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:15, archived)
# I was
expecting 3 coilers then !

Woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:18, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:18, archived)
# Pete knew in his heart he was destined for great things


Edit- size drastically reduced, more bounciness added
(Kalmazoo702, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:06, archived)
# He's so multi-talented
it's frightening.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:09, archived)
# Aargh!
Kill that trumpet/swan handed rocket powered awful Brian Blessed impersonator! NOW!

woo yay, barring the size.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:10, archived)
# *parp!!*
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:13, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:17, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:00, archived)
# Moof!
Woo!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:00, archived)
# woo!
(moo?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:01, archived)
# Heehee
when i first looked at them they appeared to be flying. I need to go to an opticians (but first i need a haircut).
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:04, archived)
# nice
woo!
(Midgetbreeder, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:04, archived)
# Woo !
Lovely cogs!

How goes me dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:13, archived)
# mornin
am just fine ... just pondering me evenin food options ...

decisions decisions ... ho hum ...

hows u ?
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:14, archived)
# not
bad ta ! *yawns.......scratches balls* , I'm in early this morning , saw your mate on here again yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:15, archived)
# mr mohogo
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:17, archived)
# that's
the badger , nice chap :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:18, archived)
# :))
:))
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:55, archived)
# How cameras work
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:56, archived)
# heheh
yay
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:59, archived)
# That explains everything.
The cheaper the camera, the crapper the micropainter.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:00, archived)
# You can tell how old that camera is
by cutting the bloke inside in half and counting the rings.

Woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:02, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:03, archived)
# fantastic !
Morning Berk :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:16, archived)
# mornin
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:19, archived)
# Excellent!
I used to think video worked because when you recorded something the actors lived inside the tape. I still don't know how.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:27, archived)
# Swiss Army Ant
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:43, archived)
# now thats a handy ant ....
I'll take two .. woo

(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:44, archived)
# So that's how the little buggers cut up leaves
Mornin' all!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:47, archived)
# mornin
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:48, archived)
# Goddamn, you're perky..
What time is it HongKong?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:50, archived)
# 3 pm
and just had anover coffffffffeeee...

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:54, archived)
# Chevronnnn
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:10, archived)
# Mor
ning!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:50, archived)
# ooh
i liketh
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:59, archived)
# hehe !
Class :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:19, archived)
# "Feed me!"
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:38, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woo

ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:39, archived)
# take a deep breath..
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:44, archived)
# No, don't feed it
Kill it!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:43, archived)
# I'm sure i have a giant gobstopper somewhere
is this the target audience for them? WOo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:49, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:27, archived)
# mornin
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:32, archived)
# mor
nin
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:33, archived)
# mornin'
all
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:35, archived)
# mornin
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:37, archived)
# how's tricks
i've been away for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:40, archived)
# damn good
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:42, archived)
# sorta..
just been to damn busy at work : (
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:43, archived)
# mor
nin
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:40, archived)
# How's u then?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:44, archived)
# ( buzzsaw lizard
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:09, archived)
# Looks
dangerous
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:11, archived)
# But
very, very handy.

woo!

and goodnight..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:20, archived)
# hehe DIY lizards ... woo
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:22, archived)
# < might has to make
a DIY Animal section on my gallery
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:28, archived)
# DIY animals
are very photogenic (and practical too).
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:06, archived)
# mornin
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:58, archived)
# gok gok!
mornin'
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:00, archived)
# Yes
I'm sure that's the sound it makes.

Morning HD!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:04, archived)
# mor
nin
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:08, archived)
# That's funny
the sound I was making earlier was "koink! gib gib gib gib"..
but that's just because it's after 6 and time to leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:21, archived)
# It does that
in the mating season.

P.S. Zombie Mutant Princess ahoy!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:23, archived)
# Arf!
"Di Another Day"..

class.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:26, archived)
# hehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:00, archived)
# ( morning HD
late today

is it a domo/kitten mixer?
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:01, archived)
# its a chipmunk / dog / random face bits mixer ...
after effects of strong coffee...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:01, archived)
# : hoorrah
tis very woo
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:04, archived)
# Aww
lovely!

looks a bit like Rex the Runt..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:09, archived)
# < argh
you spying on me

i'm drinking tea from my rex mug
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:10, archived)
# Me?
spying?

www.b3ta.com/board/1544172
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:19, archived)
# Yes,
they were undoubtedly B3tans.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:37, archived)
# It's still a mystery
how it was erected.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:39, archived)
# heehee
hee
erected....
heeheehee


/giggley school girl
(KurutteiruRisu, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:16, archived)
# Is that
the real stone henge? Looks like a censored pic from a jap porn mag :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:48, archived)
# It's a bit crap
because I made it quick and dirty.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:53, archived)
# you don't get censored pics
in Japanese porn mags do you?

Are they the ones where the girls about to be raped by gigantic phallic-snouted dragons have visible wrinkles on their faces?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:30, archived)
# Yup
Them's the ones. 'cept they have black bars occluding points of contact. There's NO mistaking what's happening, but with that little bit of tape of course it's fine!

Weirdos
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:35, archived)
# They have some very strange rules over there.
You can have black bars which is the most common form. You can also legally airbrush over the image with a representation of the nether regions as well as edit out the pubic hairs in that region (apparently a Barbie crotch is legal for display) or, in a strange and wonderful book I wish I had bought several years ago, you can show a lady in the buff holding a (framed) photograph of her privates in front of the actual area. We found this book with some amazing custom, um... coiffes which were then photographed, framed behind glass and then held by the models in front of their reclining forms.

If you ever find a copy of that book, buy it. If you find two, let me know, damnit: one of the better illustrations we instantly dubbed "the perfect wave" in honor of its flowing, uniform surfer's curl.
(I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:54, archived)
# excuse me thats ... NSFW
;)

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:59, archived)
# I'm buying this today:
22" Luxury
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:36, archived)
# You BASTARD!
*hugs 19" CRT*..it's okay baby..she's just pretend..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:40, archived)
# It'll cost me around 250 €
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:42, archived)
# < you lucky thing you




/ is so jealous
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:43, archived)
# pffft
19" of iiyama VMpro 454 here :-)

gonna get a second eventually
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:50, archived)
# Didn't you go to bed 1 hour and 2 minutes ago?
Typical B3tan. "I'll just hit F5 one more time". :)

P.S. Kaiser == bastard :P

Anyway size doesn't matter.

Really.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:55, archived)
# yes
but my brain wouldn't switch off.

so sleep's cancelled
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:56, archived)
# < always the way

I've gonna have been here for 2-3 days now
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:03, archived)
# I've used the model I'm buying
and size matters very much!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:59, archived)
# Looks good!
But I'm buying the NEC!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:57, archived)
# fairynuff
what graphics card are you using btw? you'll need a beast to get 1600*1200 at a decent refresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:59, archived)
# A GeForce 2,
but I might buy a kick-ass Matrox!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:01, archived)
# mmmm
60hz

really, you'll need a monster, i'm using a radeon 9700 pro and it'll only do 85hz @ 1600*1200
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:02, archived)
# That's enough for me!
Might buy this:
Matrox
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:06, archived)
# hmmm
don't look too bad, not read any reviews or used one tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:11, archived)
# I've tried the NEC with a Matrox card
and it looks absolutely OK!
I've just read the resolution table of my geforce and it's able to deliver 1600 x 1200 @ 100 Hz @ 32bpp
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:19, archived)
# ahh, good good
i'm not convinced by the table tbh. that really doesn't seem right seeing as i'm running a 4 month old graphics card that can't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:21, archived)
# If it can deliver 85 Hz @ 1600 x 1200 I'll be happy!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:23, archived)
# hehe
i'll be amazed.

really, i've used a gf4 440mx, and a gf2 with this (64 and 32 meg respectively) and neither have got even close to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:25, archived)
# We'll have to see!
I hope it will work!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:28, archived)
# hehe
yep, good luck :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:29, archived)

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