I don't know if anyone has seen this
but it seems relevant to last weeks comp
www.fakefags.co.uk
What's the phrase, money for old rope
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:07,
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www.fakefags.co.uk
What's the phrase, money for old rope
that would explain
the failure of my attempt to buy an octegenarian papal figurehead.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:08,
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Did briefly
just now, but tis back now for me.
Morning mister - still waiting?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:04,
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Morning mister - still waiting?
Shirley
that's got to be one of the nastiest ways to encourage labour..?
Edit: Sorry, good morning!
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:09,
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Edit: Sorry, good morning!
curries
sex
raspberry leaf tea
star jumps
kitten bashing
all labour inducers, each and every one of 'em
morning DB WD
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:10,
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raspberry leaf tea
star jumps
kitten bashing
all labour inducers, each and every one of 'em
morning DB WD
I'm thinking
curries bad, cos nobody ever warns expectant mothers about the mess...
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:12,
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jabba's left hand man
tall thin bloke, tentacles coming out of his head
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:01,
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blue hair & curly eyes
tall short bloke clean shaven with a beard
cauliflower knees and knock ears
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:04,
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cauliflower knees and knock ears
I have been living on the same street for 10 months and last night
I discovered that the Pub 5 doors down sells Stella for £1.60 on a Tuesday night and has done for the last year..
I cannot think of a more recent example of foolishness...
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:46,
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I cannot think of a more recent example of foolishness...
erm
i've got a pair of tyres i could just about afford to give you for that?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:16,
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I dunno
my bike goes downhill quite well. It'll even go downhill on its own if you let it.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:09,
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I'm glad you mentioned that
I was about to invite them round for a bondage and whipped cream party. Not THAT would have been embarrassing.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:04,
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I drank Cider..
Which wasn't on the offer - how can I compound my stupidity further?
Oh of course reply to you! :p
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:54,
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Oh of course reply to you! :p
Is this what you meant old bean
"a more recent example of foolishness..."
or did you mean, "I don't think I could have been more stupid if I'd tied mackerel to my balls and stood naked on the deck on the Isle of Wight ferry."
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:48,
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or did you mean, "I don't think I could have been more stupid if I'd tied mackerel to my balls and stood naked on the deck on the Isle of Wight ferry."
LOL
Would that make me a Seaguphile? But stupid none the less :(
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:49,
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you forgot the slapping round
head with a herring shouting "what's the matter malcolm, it's only a cold"
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:50,
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Then replying to this would
only compound my numerous foe par's - such as saying Micheal Barrymore is a cool guy, or invite Garry round he is great with the Kids...
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:59,
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Bollocks
thought it was, but couldn't be arsed to reach behind me for the dictionary.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:13,
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Why pay anything to beat your wife
when you can beat yourself for free?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:51,
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paul mc carrtney regularily sells
Stella for about 3 quid to sailors
?fact/ well sort of
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:56,
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?fact/ well sort of
That's just fucking ace
Woo to you.
Something good is going to happen today, I can feel it in my bones.
Any excuse for a repost...
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:42,
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Something good is going to happen today, I can feel it in my bones.
Any excuse for a repost...
that's
him.........keep your eyes on your beer , thirsty bugger this one ;)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:59,
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Yay
Most Excellent - no doubt GC
Morning all.
Inceidently the picture on the www.bbc.co.uk home page is begging to be shopped.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:27,
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Morning all.
Inceidently the picture on the www.bbc.co.uk home page is begging to be shopped.
Haha
Cats are far souperiour to dogs :)
What font did we decide the BBC site uses?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:42,
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What font did we decide the BBC site uses?
Just looks like Arial
to me
MORNING ALL! just found out Frank Black is playing over in bonnie Dublin on Friday and the tickets are all sold out ARRGH!
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:51,
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MORNING ALL! just found out Frank Black is playing over in bonnie Dublin on Friday and the tickets are all sold out ARRGH!
hi tedmus
had this daft idea , instaed of the usual pub type bash thing I should drag some of you lot up one of our mountains and then to the pub, some interesting pic opportunities I imagine
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:26,
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hmm maybe
accomadation up here is ridiculously expensive though, a bt3a campsite event could be a giggle
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:29,
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not a problem really
we have some quite attractive free thinking ewes up here, especially when they've just been clipped
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:40,
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H.D. the master of cloning
I really like your stuff but do you not get the feling that you could post any old crap now and folks would woo it, the price of fame?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:28,
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cloning?
sh*t you've seen my cloning lab ?
Look I didnt want to make 1000s of copies of bootiful ladies but they offered me millions of squid .... dont tell anyone please ...
Its "healing" now anyway init ... the clone tool died ... long live "healing" woo
;)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:31,
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Look I didnt want to make 1000s of copies of bootiful ladies but they offered me millions of squid .... dont tell anyone please ...
Its "healing" now anyway init ... the clone tool died ... long live "healing" woo
;)
Healing rules
long live the "heal" tool...
I must admit I havent used the clone tool since 1974.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:34,
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I must admit I havent used the clone tool since 1974.
I heard the Natural History museum
is doing a special exhibition on
"Cloning and photoshop in the year of our lord 2000"
;)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:36,
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"Cloning and photoshop in the year of our lord 2000"
;)
Pete knew in his heart he was destined for great things
Edit- size drastically reduced, more bounciness added
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:06,
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Edit- size drastically reduced, more bounciness added
Aargh!
Kill that trumpet/swan handed rocket powered awful Brian Blessed impersonator! NOW!
woo yay, barring the size.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:10,
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woo yay, barring the size.
Heehee
when i first looked at them they appeared to be flying. I need to go to an opticians (but first i need a haircut).
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:04,
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mornin
am just fine ... just pondering me evenin food options ...
decisions decisions ... ho hum ...
hows u ?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:14,
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decisions decisions ... ho hum ...
hows u ?
not
bad ta ! *yawns.......scratches balls* , I'm in early this morning , saw your mate on here again yesterday
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:15,
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That explains everything.
The cheaper the camera, the crapper the micropainter.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:00,
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You can tell how old that camera is
by cutting the bloke inside in half and counting the rings.
Woo yay.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:02,
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Woo yay.
Excellent!
I used to think video worked because when you recorded something the actors lived inside the tape. I still don't know how.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:27,
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3 pm
and just had anover coffffffffeeee...
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:54,
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woo
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:39,
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm sure i have a giant gobstopper somewhere
is this the target audience for them? WOo yay!
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:49,
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That's funny
the sound I was making earlier was "koink! gib gib gib gib"..
but that's just because it's after 6 and time to leave.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:21,
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but that's just because it's after 6 and time to leave.
It does that
in the mating season.
P.S. Zombie Mutant Princess ahoy!
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:23,
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P.S. Zombie Mutant Princess ahoy!
its a chipmunk / dog / random face bits mixer ...
after effects of strong coffee...
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:01,
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Is that
the real stone henge? Looks like a censored pic from a jap porn mag :)
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:48,
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you don't get censored pics
in Japanese porn mags do you?
Are they the ones where the girls about to be raped by gigantic phallic-snouted dragons have visible wrinkles on their faces?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:30,
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Are they the ones where the girls about to be raped by gigantic phallic-snouted dragons have visible wrinkles on their faces?
Yup
Them's the ones. 'cept they have black bars occluding points of contact. There's NO mistaking what's happening, but with that little bit of tape of course it's fine!
Weirdos
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:35,
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Weirdos
They have some very strange rules over there.
You can have black bars which is the most common form. You can also legally airbrush over the image with a representation of the nether regions as well as edit out the pubic hairs in that region (apparently a Barbie crotch is legal for display) or, in a strange and wonderful book I wish I had bought several years ago, you can show a lady in the buff holding a (framed) photograph of her privates in front of the actual area. We found this book with some amazing custom, um... coiffes which were then photographed, framed behind glass and then held by the models in front of their reclining forms.
If you ever find a copy of that book, buy it. If you find two, let me know, damnit: one of the better illustrations we instantly dubbed "the perfect wave" in honor of its flowing, uniform surfer's curl.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:54,
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If you ever find a copy of that book, buy it. If you find two, let me know, damnit: one of the better illustrations we instantly dubbed "the perfect wave" in honor of its flowing, uniform surfer's curl.
You BASTARD!
*hugs 19" CRT*..it's okay baby..she's just pretend..
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:40,
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pffft
19" of iiyama VMpro 454 here :-)
gonna get a second eventually
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:50,
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gonna get a second eventually
Didn't you go to bed 1 hour and 2 minutes ago?
Typical B3tan. "I'll just hit F5 one more time". :)
P.S. Kaiser == bastard :P
Anyway size doesn't matter.
Really.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:55,
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P.S. Kaiser == bastard :P
Anyway size doesn't matter.
Really.
fairynuff
what graphics card are you using btw? you'll need a beast to get 1600*1200 at a decent refresh.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:59,
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mmmm
60hz
really, you'll need a monster, i'm using a radeon 9700 pro and it'll only do 85hz @ 1600*1200
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:02,
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really, you'll need a monster, i'm using a radeon 9700 pro and it'll only do 85hz @ 1600*1200
I've tried the NEC with a Matrox card
and it looks absolutely OK!
I've just read the resolution table of my geforce and it's able to deliver 1600 x 1200 @ 100 Hz @ 32bpp
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:19,
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I've just read the resolution table of my geforce and it's able to deliver 1600 x 1200 @ 100 Hz @ 32bpp
ahh, good good
i'm not convinced by the table tbh. that really doesn't seem right seeing as i'm running a 4 month old graphics card that can't do it.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:21,
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hehe
i'll be amazed.
really, i've used a gf4 440mx, and a gf2 with this (64 and 32 meg respectively) and neither have got even close to that.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:25,
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really, i've used a gf4 440mx, and a gf2 with this (64 and 32 meg respectively) and neither have got even close to that.
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