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# Move along please, no hummus here ...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)
# NO!
Nohands is slain!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Hooray!
Kill the little bastard!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# or fed on guns
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# YES!
That fucker should have been written out of the plot years ago. Well done, Indole.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Ding dong!
You're getting the hang of this now.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# thanking ye merrily
why are you saying ow?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)
# I was corrupted by a bunch load of evil b3tans
in Brighton last night and feel rough.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:17, archived)
# what you need is
a plate full of fried food and a gallon of tea.

Or more booze.

Or to still be in bed, sleeping it off.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)
# bed
is the best solution
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# not quite
what is actually happening is that...

OH MY GOD HE HAS!!!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# wait a minute...
no one can slay nohands

they've tried that with cats over and over again and he just keeps coming back! I DON'T CARE IF ALL MY BASE ARE BELONG TO YOU, DAMNIT!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Yes but is it not written
Yea! and on the third day he rose from the bed?!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Psst...
i think it's from the dead
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)
# naaa he went down A&E and they patched him up
Just kept him in for a couple of days observation

Jesus humour is wasted on some people
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Ah, touche
touche indeed

and sarcasm is wasted on others
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)
# LAME
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)
# And wank we shall
very hard
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)
# yes
i'm wanking it hard as i write this
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Because
we really needed to know that
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# I want
a copy of an fcuk shirt, but with the c and the u swapped around, just to see if anyone notices.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# theres one born every minute ;)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Is his mother a salmon then?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# obviously
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)
# TM = Turgid Member?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Monkey Porkchop!

A post within a post...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:07, archived)
# MONKEY PORKCHOP!
indeed
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:08, archived)
# arg..
it just HAD to be the other color...grr..oh well, so much for that. This is what I get for thinking an idea I get at 1 AM might actually turn out well...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Ah well
it should sort itself out as it moves down the board.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)
# ON THE CONTRARY!
I have saved your clever post with my reply
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Oh, wait
I just screwed it up again... damn...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)
# ARGH!!
STOP IT!! YOU'RE CONFUSING ME WITH YOUR CLEVER POSTINGS!!!!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:08, archived)
# thats
small, yellow, different.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)
# true decadance would be
a REPOST within a repost!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)
# ooh
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)
# ...
oops
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Trev
would never make such a school boy error as that
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Trev
apparently never gets laid...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:06, archived)
# who is this trev guy?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Trev
is apparently a stallion.

And a bit of a silly chicken, by all accounts.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Trev
is a stallion
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Really?
I mean, honestly?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Why
do you take my name, and my wong in vain?

I did not come to judge, i came to save!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)
# you
i have followed the teachings of trev for several years now he has tought me everything worth knowing.

and he is a stallion
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# well it's better than being a wanker!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# who is this guy?
nobody nobodyson by the sounds of it
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# it doesn't work
*looks at username*

not that that's a bad thing

EDIT: Oh, it appears you're slightly less trolly now. Yay.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:04, archived)
# now that is quite lovely
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:05, archived)
# pea roast
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Please tell me that that's a leg hanging from his pants...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:07, archived)
# They calls 'im
Cap'n Pegdick
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:08, archived)
# That's
what i THOUGHT!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Looks like ...
....avast...um.....
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Avaste
Ye, tis excellant, you can swab my deck any day
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Hmm...
perhaps we could make that into a song?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:07, archived)
# nah
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)
# and with this
goodnight.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# no
good morning. does anyone know what ftp stands for?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)
# File transfer protocol
Oh yea, I'm good.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)
# file transfer protocol, I think
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:04, archived)
# ftp is
File Transfer Protocol
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:04, archived)
# I'm surprised so many
brains are in gear on a Friday morning!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:04, archived)
# file transfer protocol
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Fat Turnip Police
obviously...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Furtive Takes Penguin
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:05, archived)
# heh
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:05, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Female Tittie Piss
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:05, archived)
# I saw that once
on the internet... no, really!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Funky telephone Pie
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:05, archived)
# can someone explain the following to me
Your account has been activated, you can access your account by ftp'ing into johnnybgoode.lawcode.net

i got it in an email from illfuckinghostit.com
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Get an FTP program (Incontinent Exploder will do at a pinch)
Give it the server address of johnnybgoode.lawcode.net
Give it your username and password

If you're using IE (or some other browswer), type ftp://[email protected] into the address bar.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:07, archived)
# thanks mate
muchly
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:08, archived)
# download something like
WS_FTP or CUTE FTP
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Fine Tattyshopped Photo
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:06, archived)
#
Fumbling Tractor Panties
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Munch's street pizza?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)
# i look at it as
it entering you
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)
# yikes
That's a slice of life I think I'd skip.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:06, archived)
# That was me, yesterday
Except without the grey skin and green eyes. And I'm fairly sure I don't have a pink background anywhere in my house.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:04, archived)
# whoa...
Ruff night?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Extremely dodgy lunch
Got my housemate as well. We nipped out for lunch together yesterday, he regretted it almost immediately, it hit me about 10pm.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Nasa excited by new B3tan nebula
A deep space probe called WNK-t-HARD has been dispatched

(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:00, archived)
# And wank they did....
very hard...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# it's in this galaxy apparantly....
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Arf!
And you did that using Paint?

Woo, to you.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Actually no,
so maybe its time to change my name
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
TJ - We've just booked a holiday in Cuba! Cigars! Mambo! 32 degrees in the shade! Scuba! No American tourists!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# And all the corrupt policemen
that can bugger you:P
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)
# I don't want to go to Cuba
I'd much rather go down to Dorset.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Cubas the new Iceland
but it plays havok with your tomatoes
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# bland food!
(friend of mine is just back from there)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Yeah, the
guide book says they don't do spices. But all the grilled fish you can shake a stick at.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:07, archived)
# my friend found a lot to complain about
but it was only her 7th holiday this year
(cow)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)
# Right then,
I think I best be going off to work round about now, so I will.

See you in about 30 mins.


check this thread out
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Yeah
I'll be off to work too, but not just yet. I think I'll mope around for the next 25 hours or so before I go in.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:59, archived)
# what's
a feer?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:59, archived)
# finish deer
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:00, archived)
# *burp*
Mmmm venison. Delicious.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:04, archived)
# was it finished, dear?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Don't worry
I mutilated it first using a tent-peg mallet.


(Nb - I first wrote 'mutliated' which I think I might have to scribble into my personal dictionary)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# this
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:00, archived)
# like a beer
only more scary

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(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:00, archived)
# No,
that just sounds like a bad blow job to me...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee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(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)
# And that, my friend,
is a lot of e's
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Are you still
Bonnie Tyler?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Nope, just a slag
and im now REALLY going off to work.



Bye-Bye
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# good point
best not. Whose idea was it to go out with b3tans on a school night?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Mornin'
Ms Tyler
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:01, archived)
# a cockbadger?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:01, archived)
# titter
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:53, archived)
# who's this trev guy?
and who's this troll guy by the look of things
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:54, archived)
# found him
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Lucky old Trev, eh?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Did you overdose on the arsehole pills this morning?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:54, archived)
# how do you.....?
oh nevermind, i don't think i want to know....
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:54, archived)
#
no i took the right amount as prescribed by my doctor
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:55, archived)
# yup
about 2000
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:56, archived)
# million
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:57, archived)
# He had his
nulloification, to compensate.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:55, archived)
# *YAWN*
I think I'll go away for a bit.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:54, archived)
# sounds like a plan
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:55, archived)
# What the fluck
are you branging on about?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:56, archived)
# It's
Building up to something really good, isnt it, oooh i can't wait..

/bounces in chair
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:57, archived)
# i would put trev,
in the horse kingdom, but not stallion, just horse
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:57, archived)
# look Ma,


No Goatse!


Morning all.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:52, archived)
# Gob Stoppers
Yay.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:54, archived)
# a gobstopper?
..the size of earth? willy wonka would be proud.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:06, archived)
# ha
you said willy
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)
# MSN's back up.
at least for me.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:49, archived)
# And me


Good Morning everyone, how are you all?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Could be worse
Went down with some sort of minor food poisoning yesterday, so I spent a little while throwing up my inner ring, but I'm alright now.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:52, archived)
# Jim fixed it for me as well!
AND KYLIE'S SINGLE. MINE! MINE AT LAST!!!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Nice fellow
jim is.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:51, archived)
# I'm so bored of my life
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:51, archived)
# find an object in your house
to represent every letter of the alphabet
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:52, archived)
# I don't have a house
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:52, archived)
# well
try looking in the park then
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Find a house
to represent every letter of the alphabet.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:53, archived)
# C
Cardboard box
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:53, archived)
# buy a house
with no windows
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:53, archived)
# R
rat.
L Lord Lucan
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:53, archived)
# I would have shat
myself.
You must be knackered bud.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:53, archived)
# it's still about I'm trying to get a piccy of it!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:55, archived)
# did you ever see mousetrap the movie?
if you can capture the mouse in anywhere near the comical methods persued by those cheese loving brothers, you'll be respected by yourself at least
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:01, archived)
#
banana yourself
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:54, archived)
# excellent
now i can stalk and find peoples emails and phone numbers and publish them on websites
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:51, archived)
# Im going to take a risk here,
0207 930 4832
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:53, archived)
# *ring* *ring*
7 days...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:54, archived)
# It is a real number
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:56, archived)
# my mate sheps
wants people to text him
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:58, archived)
# yay!
all is well!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:47, archived)
# uh...
i don't get it
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:48, archived)
# If he's not careful he'll be a gelding
and I'll have meatballs for dinner
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:48, archived)
# monkey
done puddle in a tree of thought, toureen?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:49, archived)
# nice
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:49, archived)
# id rather
take a shit with a hard on.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:50, archived)
# I wonder if that is what gay sex is like?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:50, archived)
# cant help you there
im afraid

yay for broadband!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:52, archived)
# No need to be afraid.
none at all.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Trombone cocaphony nuttage?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:51, archived)
# That's what I meant to say.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:47, archived)
# go
trev
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:55, archived)
# I got two hours sleep last night
as II saw a rat in my room!!! I was chasing after it armed with a belt and a fire extinguisher!!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Ooh,
kinky!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:42, archived)
# yes you wasted several threads with it yesterday
luckily it wasn't busy
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:43, archived)
# I know it wasn't
But raaaaaaaaaaat!!!! you know raaaaaaaaaaaat? rat? Doesn't anyone know what I'm trying to say here?
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!!! eep?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:44, archived)
# could be worse
could have been supermoore
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:45, archived)
# No it couldn't
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! I bet it was a taliban rat too!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:46, archived)
# You'd
need more than a belt to dispatch that one. Morning all.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:47, archived)
# where do you live?
in a sewer? peasant.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:44, archived)
# Close
Earls Court
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:46, archived)
# two hours?
lucky you.
ow.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Why do you people keep having to post picture of my ex?!!
It was a long time ago!!!

woo yay
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:43, archived)
# yeesh...
I think she goes to my school...could have sworn I've seen here there...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:43, archived)
# munkt0n
your up for ur reward, i think.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:44, archived)
# wise old owl
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:31, archived)
# Woo!
And Yay!
I'm worried though! How will he fly without dropping his newspaper?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:32, archived)
# clench?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:37, archived)
# in
circles?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:40, archived)
# he has returned from the newsagents and will therefore read his newspaper at home.
he got it back by holding it in his beak.
but where was the pipe?
he never took that with him, simply kept it at the old oak tree
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Can't be very wise if he's smoking:P
hooo yay
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:33, archived)
# no smoke coming out
it's merely to show younger owls which of them has gone past 16 years old
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:34, archived)
# He is indeed then
a sage Woll
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:34, archived)
# smoking makes your brain bigger
FACT
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:34, archived)
# what a splendid chap
(the owl)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:34, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Absolutely suberb
i love your artwork
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:39, archived)
# nice
looks a bit like Patrick Moore
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:40, archived)
# No, you're not
where is everyone?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:27, archived)
# oh wait *looks at watch*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:28, archived)
# ah
that explains it
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:28, archived)
# but it IS friday
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:28, archived)
# That
makes me feel slightly better about going to work now :-/ At least there's two days of un-work coming up :)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:31, archived)
# I'm
herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:31, archived)
# Are
you also Freeeee! ?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:32, archived)
# Hell yeah!
Bugger me, it's August!

EDIT: Hmm, that doesn't quite come out with the right inflection in text...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:39, archived)
# Well..
As you say, it is August now, after all....

<drops kecks>
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:40, archived)
# eep!
*runs*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Hmmm..
.oO( That's the 18th time that's happened this week. I really must come up with a new strategy. )
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:43, archived)
# it just took me ages
to work out why the pub scheduler wasn't showing July any more
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:40, archived)
# do you have no friends?
is that why you are replying to yourself?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:31, archived)
# yes, in actual fact I don't
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Im Here!!
but not meantally!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:32, archived)
# if the text of the messageboard
was translated into Japanese between 2 and 8am, this place would be crazy right now.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:30, archived)
# Is it just me or
am I not getting much out of my f5 button this morning?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:27, archived)
# Crtl-Esc
is the new f5, dont ask me why.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:28, archived)
# Ah but crtl alt esc is the new crtl esc!!!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:30, archived)
# Ah but randomly smashing keys is the new crtl alt esc!!!!
ueryy8t789235783//4/45/44334$_GL)TRO)KETK$££$*(dcjkg[eotrd:dfkT%RrjiruiehruP8DUH087SWRM0im9
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Ah but alt f4 is the new pineapple!!!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:37, archived)
# You're forgetting though, going "HMM!" at the monitor is the new ueryy8t789235783//4/45/44334$_GL)TRO)KETK$££$*(dcjkg[eotrd:dfkT%RrjiruiehruP8DUH087SWRM0im9
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:37, archived)
# I thought the board was
moving pretty quick considering the time!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:28, archived)
# Ah
you're just mad then.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:31, archived)
# sometimes it seems
that's the only possible answer! :O)

Anyway, time for me to go to work. And I've just decided that 'animals made out of fruit' should be this week's challenge.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:33, archived)
# My idea for this week's challenge
is:

"The most unusual way to get fired from your job"

If anyone's about when They pop in to ask, can you pass it on for me? Ta
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:35, archived)
# strap yourself to
the ceiling of your bosses office, then shit in his cup of coffee
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:36, archived)
# it would
take mine too long to notice that, I fear.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:37, archived)
# will do
I'll hopefully be here when chthonic asks for ideas - should be a vote this week if I remember right.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:37, archived)
# blah
morning all.

anyone else having probs with msn massager?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:16, archived)
# yup
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:17, archived)
# its down
for "maintenance"
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:17, archived)
# what they're
getting the decrapifier out?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:18, archived)
# ahhh
which is why the status says all systems go.

msn is shit.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:18, archived)
# yup
woke up this morning and it had logged me out for "maintenance". Should be back before long no doubt.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:18, archived)
# this require the comm center being fired up for audio webcamming goodness!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:19, archived)
# it is
:-)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:19, archived)
# i am
its a ghey as ghey man being extremely bent.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:19, archived)
# yup
not working
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:21, archived)
# .


Mornin' All
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:10, archived)
# Morning
Nice ... errr ... thing!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:12, archived)
# its
a kids eyes, crossed with a monkey and a cheetah.....i think.

a konkah?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:13, archived)
# Said the actress to the bishop
EDIT: Why is it that beating the bishop is normal and healthy and beating the actress makes you John Leslie?!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:14, archived)
# why
is it hard to take a crap with a hard on?

"thats life (thats life), thats what all the people say"...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:18, archived)
# To be honest I've never tried
back soon...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:20, archived)
# What an
interesting sex life you must have...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:21, archived)
# /coat
I didnt say i've tried it
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:23, archived)
# Maybe turds are scared of stiffys
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:24, archived)
# or maybe
the other way around?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:26, archived)
# naaa
That would making botty bashing impossible
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:28, archived)
# oh yes
how could I forget? tsk!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:29, archived)
# Woo and Yay!
Now I can go to work with a spring in my step.

Almost.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:17, archived)
# twatmonkey!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:28, archived)
# your an arse
and you no it.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:30, archived)
# ahem
'e k w

yours I believe, I think you dropped them
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:30, archived)
# looks like me old gym teacher if you ask me
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:31, archived)
# More public information posters
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:57, archived)
# lovely
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:58, archived)
# play nicely with the drowsy people :)
Morning mate.

Morning all.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:59, archived)
# morning
superdoopawoopamoore
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:01, archived)
# Or is it still night...
Ahh, the complexities of living in different time zones.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:02, archived)
# we'll
go by the b3ta clock next to the messages
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:05, archived)
# How many timezones do you live in?
er... never mind. *yawn*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:09, archived)
# If I were a b3tan
I'd wank it in the morning,
I'd wank it in the evening,
All over this town....
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:03, archived)
# dagnabbit
For a cult figure, it's damn hard to find a photo of Rob...
Anybody got one?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:09, archived)
# You don't want to go there......
it's a world of pain.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:10, archived)
# Ha!
I acquiesce to your superior perspicacity.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:14, archived)
# There's a reason for that.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:13, archived)
# I had similar problems with Terry Nutkins.
What that implies, I do not know.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:14, archived)
# there are loads!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:15, archived)
# Germans you think?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:16, archived)
# I would hope so
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:17, archived)
# wow.
There's some gems in there.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:17, archived)
# i'd wank it
while eating bagel bites.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:12, archived)
# Heh heh heh
I like her...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:09, archived)
# Semi Jack
Nice,

I'm looking for some old postcards, you seem to have a lovely old image, could you point me in the direction of somewhere to find such "pieces of history".

PS: My Monkey was wanking while I wrote this
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:11, archived)
# I did a Google Image Search
on "propaganda poster".

Often, if you click on one image, the page it brings up will have more images.

edit - "war poster" is another good search item.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:13, archived)

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