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[challenge entry] And along the same theme...
(Massawyrm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# READ OUR FUCKING REPLYS YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Are you the official night time Baz replacement?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# fluffy please...
or i'll go all ape-shit on yo' ass
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# hmm i might do a fluffy shop yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:47, archived)
# yay fluffy shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:49, archived)
# We can't see your images.
Read the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Chill out...
I replied...I just read them...are they not showing up for you, because they're showing up on all the pages for me...
(Massawyrm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# As I said...
it's in the FAQ. You can see them because you've already checked them somewhere else and they're in your browser cache.

We can't see them, and it's making you look rather silly.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# You have them cached,
we don't. Your host doesn't allow hotlinking.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# READ THE FAQ


(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# but they're cached on your machine
so it doesnt have to retrieve them from your hosting.
ours does, and we ent allowed, we just get a lame lil pic saying webspawner...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Pleez listen.
We cannot see your files.
Your hosting sucks.
Go to ukdragon.com/b3ta and upload them there.
(Angelblood, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# STAY FLUFFY!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# That was quite fluffy.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:49, archived)
# i left out the
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:52, archived)
# aha no wonder the last one makes no sense
unless i'm missing something, your host doesn't allow remote linking
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Thanks guys...
My old host changed itself to trypod, so I was trying something new...I'll find another host
(Massawyrm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# dont reply to your own messages you look gay
try reading the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:48, archived)
# oi!
stop being rude!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
# .
funny bastard
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Can you see it now?
I was going for a theme last night...
(Massawyrm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:51, archived)
# well i don't understand it,
but i see it
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Care to name that song?
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# signasongof
don'tgivetheanswerawayinthefilename ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# singasongof
don'tbeacheatingbastard :-)
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# SingSongSixpence.gif?
/whistles innocently
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Is it
they call me fancy pants
and if you give me a chance
I'll just dance, dance, dance, dance
?
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Yes yes yes!
Got it on one, the filename was cunning diversion. :)
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# I'm feeling... "muh".
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# In London
so I've heard
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# in wales
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
#
um yeh....
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# awwww
where would the birds fly and the geese honk?
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# They'd live on the ground
And they would be our friends.
(Angelblood, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Fog Is The Friend Of The Fast!!!
(DJ FISHEEP, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Slough
.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Ribbit.
(Angelblood, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# frog ballet
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# very well
done though
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# That's reet good
Top shopfrogging.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# www.glastonbridge.co.uk/speedcore


www.glastonbridge.co.uk/speedcore

DJ FISHEEP
(DJ FISHEEP, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:37, archived)
# hehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# hahahaaaa
i love you spacefish DJ FISHEEP! :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# haha
evening
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Fookin' class
Now get out of here you spamming twunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# That's The Spirit!
(DJ FISHEEP, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# The spirit of
SPEEDCORE! Ah, I do miss Hetzy...
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# IS THE ONLY SPAM OF LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Oww
That hurts my brain.

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:48, archived)
# .
(nepenthe, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:37, archived)
# i don;t understand
the legs on that
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# 10 o' clock and 3 o'clock are real
honestly
(nepenthe, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:49, archived)
# i soooooooooooooo want my hand there
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# STOP ACTING YOUR AGE.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# ok ill act yours...
pwoah that mans well fit
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# No, don't act mine,
the difference is minor.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# reminds me of the bash
woman walking down the street, holding her dog in a similar fashion. b3tan squeals "THAT WOMAN HAS HER HAND UP THAT DOG'S ARSE!"*


*paraphrased.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# did she though?
and was the dog grinning?
(nepenthe, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# nah
just betwix the backlegs, as you do...
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# betwix
...is a word you don't hear often enough. i will endevour to use it each and every day next week in 7 different contexts.
(nepenthe, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:48, archived)
# betwix the backlegs
is a phrase you should use every day. it makes you sound like shakespeare 100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:51, archived)
# I remember that!
Mislaid in my head somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:49, archived)
# you were on the balcony near me!
it's the only logical explaination! i forgot you are now tho :( remind me please
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:54, archived)
# towards the end of the evening
I was mostly to be found with jadeviper scientifically inspecting chesthair. And I was at the pub on Saturday, sat near JustHere.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:56, archived)
# hmm
i was the one with the bees. tho i still dont remember you. and i missed out on the fun things somehow! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:58, archived)
# I've discovered that I don't make much of an impression on people
I was definitely there mind. There are pictures to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# point them out?
i can point out a few of mine.. vague description, short, red long hair, american.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 0:02, archived)
# shortish, blonde,
www.headstaggers.com/gallery.jsp?cat=19&pag=3
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Nobody even
noticed me. Just because I was 150 miles
away, it does hurt to say hi.
(nepenthe, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Master of disguise?
According to the BBC: "US troops have been armed with a series of digitally enhanced photos of what the deposed Iraqi leader might look like now ..."



(Dances With Stoves, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Dear lord
He must have many cunning disguises!
(Angelblood, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# TJ: Am I the only one who doesn't feel guilty about smoking?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# psst!
Down there V
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# I feel no guilt
lol
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# pssssssst THE REPLY BUTTON!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:37, archived)
# psst
stella....it's bad for the brain
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I don't
feel guilty about smoking, but I would hate myself for threadwastage. However, since you've done it let's get on with it.
Is anyone watching Rambo III?
Isn't it so funny!111!!! Rambo is working with the Mujahedin to defeat the imperialist invaders - ohhhhh irony.

(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# when you smoke
baby jesus wets himself.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Any more room on this express bus to Hell?
(Massawyrm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# get some hosting you scab
this will do for now
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# You appear to be using what is technically known as
a "cuntingly shite webhost".
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# yum thats cake in your profile looks gorgeuos
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# I might have to make another this week.
I have nothing else to do.

Might be a bit warm for baking though.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Whats up with the hosting?
Are you guys not getting the image?
(Massawyrm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# no,
try msn. or reading the faq
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# There...hows that?
Funny? Perhaps? Thanks for the help guys.
(Massawyrm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
# they're normally
a bit less angry like... some grumpyness about tonight i think
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Heh, that's quite good actually.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:52, archived)
# in tribute to the minor members of b3ta
i'm smoking a fag and a drinking. yay
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# how on earth do you prefer to use linux on normal computers?
and anyway, i could smoke if i wanted. and other b3tans bought me beer the other day. yaaaaaaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:33, archived)
# it works for me.
:)

and i'm used to the nonsensical nonsense that it has.


and i'm not running redhat.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# are you running windows as an emulator?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# dont need to.
i can use wine for some of the video nonsense.

but some lovevly people reimplemented quicktime. and it's faster.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# oh yes,
is this that crossover thing that costs $20 though?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# no, mplayer now supports quicktime (has done for a couple of months though)
it's a right bastard to get working though at times.

www.mplayerhq.hu/

not for the faint of heart.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:37, archived)
# it looks far too scary.
why can't they just give me a nice rpm that'll work for suse?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# xine rpms.
cambuca.ldhs.cetuc.puc-rio.br/xine/


mplayer is compiled so it doesnt slow down. at all.

also. i've got about 140+ codecs installed.
and quicktime, and mediaplayer 9.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# what player are you using right now
xine might be a nicer choice than mplayer.

xine.sourceforge.net/

:)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# well, i think i've got them both installed,
it's just a matter of me not having tried anything other than double clicking on the files in kde.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# after a few goes and realising it's 100% of EVIL, i gave suse8.2 a go.
it's actually fairly nice and tolerable, but just not usuable for most things.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# oh ans secondly.
i have a p3 450. it's a bit fucked if i want to do more than one thing with windows. with linux i've burned cds and watched films. at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# linux won't play any video files in avi format,
i can hear but not see. the only ones i can see are mpegs, it seems. and despite only having 112megs of ram (which is less than the minimum spec for xp, i'm pretty sure), windows copes a lot better with doing lots of things at once than linux so far.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# mines a bit horrifically customized.
barely anything running, new shiny kernel, premtive patches, etc etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# have you tried xine?
It copes with most things I've tried it with so far (dvd, divx, avi, wmv, other stuff). Probably the best linux media player I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# i'll reboot back and give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# it's ok.
i prefer mplayer.

it isn't as friendly but it's a lot more powerful.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# I'll have a look.
I need to sort out my media players - something has broken xine's dvd playback. I wussed out and got someone else to install it, so I'm a bit stuffed!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:51, archived)
# mplayer! big w/y/h!
mplayer is the finest piece of software.

mate o' mine, when he can't get a video to run on windoze, he boots up linux and mplayer just yums it up!

me, i haven't had windoze installed here for 3 years and there's little i can't do with linux. what the hell is it you people need to do? get viruses? install spyware?
(nugchuts, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# oo i like linux they are nice to use
all dos styley
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# not really.
i use a windowing system. called X.

void.printf.net/~tef/theme/shot.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# HOW DO YOU DO ANYTHING?
WHAT IS THERE TO CLICK ON TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN?!?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:37, archived)
# dont need it.
:)

it's a tiny bit on the minimalistic side.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Minimalist Equals Fast!!!
(DJ FISHEEP, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# heh
I was going to ask you how you were getting on with that. Maybe I shouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# actually, fairly well.
it's just that the gimp scares me, and i don't understand much about what goes on behind it all. i can manage point and click from the kde menu, and installing things through YaST2, but not doing anything properly. i tried installing a load of stuff from source earlier, and not a damnable thing actually worked.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# there is a book on the interweb called
grokking the gimp.

it's nice
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# well, the only thing the transform tool will do is rotate,
yet it tells me in the tooltip that it'll do all the things the free transform in photoshop does.

EXCEPT IT DOESN'T ARRRRRRRRRGH
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# try double clicking
on the button for it - sounds like you haven't got the tool options window up. It'll be available off the dialogs menu on the main gimp window as well I think
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# yeah
I'm glad I stuck with the GIMP but it wasn't at all easy to begin with. I've had trouble with installing some stuff as well. But I keep finding that I'm too lazy to look into these things in more detail, and I'm happier with what I have got working than I've ever been with windows. I really ought to put more effort into learning what's really going on, but the reason I like suse is that I haven't really had to.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I like the gimp,
it works on this PC, Photoshop kills it.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# installing from source
if you get a source rpm (*.src.rpm), just run(as root) 'rpm --rebuild this.is.my.program.src.rpm'

it will bung the compiled rpm in /usr/src/RPM/RPMS/arch (where arch = your architecture - i386 etc.)

it it is just a source archive (normally *.tgz), you would normally extract it (tar xvfz proggie.tgz), go into the new directory, run './configure', then 'make' and finally as root 'make install'

bob's your uncle.

if i were you, i'd get mandrake - there is much better english support available (suse is VERY german) and it's got urpmi. if you wanna install gimp, for example, you just type 'urpmi gimp' and it will download it/ask you for the cd. that was it. windoze, beat that
(nugchuts, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# in tribute to the miner members of b3ta
i'm burning a pound of coal and smelting some ore
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:33, archived)
#
trouble t'board
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# in tribute to the minah members of b3ta
I'm eating soft fruit and pellets and avoiding grain and seeds.
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# i'm drinking cider
for the sad girly drinkers of the talker (but not the under 18s)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# in tribute to the great menbers of B3ta
I'm smoking, drinking and. . . well you guess.
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Actually
How many b3tans *don't* smoke? (that are legally allowed to)

Cuz. I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:37, archived)
# I don't.
I prefer my berath to not smell like fagash.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# dont gargle the ash tray
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
#
get over it its onyl roasted peas
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Me
Bed

Wait... that has changed since the last time you posted it. It used to suck all the blood off the floor and now it doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Bloody hell,
that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# oi
that's a repost you dirty cow

www.b3ta.com/board/1711112
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# ha ha!
this post makes much more sense now!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:31, archived)
# i sense some hostility
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# if you repost
just "repost because the board's slow" would be fine, but trying to sneak it in is dumb
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I always knew
he was hiding something. woo!
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# woo!
lo everyone. how are we all tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# fuckin' A 1
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Pea roasting young man!
Bad boy, naughty boy, in your bed.

It is very good though :)
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# hmmm
gives stare as if telling pecker off for reposting
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# how
do you make stuff like that ??
(qwisp, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:31, archived)
# poke my computer with a stick
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# A cauldron and pointy
fingers help. It's mostly sawdust and milk after that...
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Typical of Microsoft
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# shouldnt it be save not say
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# hahahahahaahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Everyone knows you can't save with microsoft
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# i can;
i love microsoft.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# quick!
he's gone insane. call the men in the white coats
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# what's the alternative?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Jesus is the alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# i thought jesus was the only answer?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# jesus shaves
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# pink coats
but they clash with the green pants
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# You can...
..if you're mates with a software pirate. Yarrr!!
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Eh what are
you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# hehehe
well i find it funny
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# cos Im so beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# if you're so beautiful
don't post ugly people, it'll put us off
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Thanks
We needed that view.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# urg
we didn't need to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# you'll need a shave in a few years
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# are you 12?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# 13
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# damn close
although its not hard to look older and better than me
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# arnt ppl
your age spossed to be really annoyingly specific and say stuff like 13 and 4 months and 3 days.
(qwisp, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# no they grow out if it
at 13 years 3 month and 19 days, and that was over a week and a half ago
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# thats up until your 9
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# isn't it
bedtime?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Aren't you like 16?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# arnt you liek 17?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# no,
but you are.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# no, he's 15
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# so am i
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Somebody here would.
Not me, but i'm sure SOMEbody would
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# hehehehehe
Oh Sunshine where are you when we need you?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Ys there
a hamster up its nose??
(qwisp, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# I know you're meant to 'shop pics
into horrific proprtions,
but that's just was OTT. Ewwwww!!!
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Not going to threadwaste on it
but i had a spurt of immaturity.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# It was far funnier in my head

Click for bigger version
(Grundie, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
# shouldn't that be
the other way round?
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I only realised that
after I'd finished it, doh!
(Grundie, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Oooh Great Minds
have you seen one?
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# there might be one
at the bottom of my can of cider. Lemme check it out...
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Wrong way round
methinks
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Looks like you got the parties mixed up though! ;-)
THREADJACK:

TONIGHT IS HAMSTER NIGHT!

Yay
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# every night is hamster night
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Well tonight is
EXTRA Hamster Night!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# i like
naked hamster night?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# That's sort of a given really..
..they're hamsters.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Yeah
pervs the lot of 'em.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# chevron?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# apparently not,
maybe a partial
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# hamsters
and naked b3tans night
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# naked hamster chevron?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Hamsters
are the new black.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# So black hamsters
must be extra cool. yay!
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Good thing too
hamsters are the best thing ever!
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# And me with a roomful of gerbils
Will I never get it right?
(Cheril, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# isnt it the wrong way round?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# oh tony
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:17, archived)
# YAY
woo.

woo

very fecking woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Excellent
caricaturemashing.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Not Oily enough
but woo all the same
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
# hurrah
I reckon caricature is a lot harder than drawing random stuff, so woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# more caricatures
wyh

=8.)
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# i did saddam
and bush earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
#
this was superb
i didnt see the saddman
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1711737
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# more
try Di

gotta go in a sec...someone needs their bum changed and I don't mean mine
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# i'm on clinton
di next
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Your
all talented!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Thats lovely
Aren't you clever :o)
(Miss Abbie, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Nasty bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# hehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Hahahaha you sicko!!
What have you done to my poor little hamster?

I'll 'av you! :-P
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# cos I can
with his elder brother
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# aww
both cute
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Is that a Clive Pose
after No Hands in the last one
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:15, archived)
# no he's demonstrating the
the 'string' theory as outlined in Penrose's quantum physics book expounding the envelope hypothosis
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Of course!
Why didn't I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Yay
for lovely families!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:15, archived)
# aw
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# i dont know why but i see all your posts as red exs =(
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# you're obviously too young or gay
50megs.com - don't know why but you and unicorn have same problem
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
# me too...
red x..2meg connection as well..all borked
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Second hamster pirate! Yarrrr me hearties!!
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# yarr
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# yarrr
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Yarrrrr!
I love these!

Almost *too* much!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Yarr!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:15, archived)
# The Manamot's less cute cousin, The Marmotee

bigger pic

stop complaining about people's choices of file extention/saving :P
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:10, archived)
# woo
the mar-mo-tee-hee
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:10, archived)
# He looks
a bit green. Is he ill?
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:12, archived)
# he's
been in the pistaschios too much lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# What a sad looking fellow
I'll give him a woo to cheer him up :-)
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# by request for Kitteny berk
this is the bearcub today just fed after arse change outside the beer tent at the Lingfield Steam fair, he is wearing the Sex Pistols T-Shirt graciously given by his Auntie Dutchbird



rock 'n' roll
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:03, archived)
# he's superb
i would donate something but all my stuff smells
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:04, archived)
# wash it then you lazy buzzard
=8.)
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:06, archived)
# w-a-s-h?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:07, archived)
# c-o-o-k
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:08, archived)
# wash it
WASH IT HARD
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:09, archived)
# awwwww
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:06, archived)
# aww...
i was expecting a bear cub
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:06, archived)
# we had to shave him, it was too hot
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:07, archived)
# He's so cute
I'll babysit any time
(Cheril, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:07, archived)
# OK
pop round now

there's a band playing in the beer tent in the field next to our house and mrsbear fancies a jive
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Hopping on plane now
You don't mind if I have a few people over while I watch him, do you? And eat all your food? And sneak drinks from your marked bottles of spirits? (Ah, memories of babysitting...best job ever. Plus: babies to play with!)
(Cheril, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# as long as you leave the home made sloe vodka alone
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# glad to see
the cub's musical tastes are being influenced in the right direction from an early age :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:07, archived)
# That shirt has shrunk some then
if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:08, archived)
# He Is Waving His Hands In The Air
Like He Is At A Festival Of Speed Core!!!
(DJ FISHEEP, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# You crasy speedbadger you
Old DJ Fisheep has made many appearences lately, where's he been?
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I Do Not Know Where I Was
I Was Not There For Long!
(DJ FISHEEP, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Ah I see you live
the Fast Way Of Life!!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)

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