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Morning...

everyone.....
Went to see Doves last night in Portsmouth..... really fucking good gig as always..
and MASSIVE respect to Jimi Goodwin at the end after they finished with a HUGE version of their Sub-Sub tune - "Spaceface" and saying "Next time you see Moby, tell him to shove that up his fucking arse the cunt...."

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penrithtearooms, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:18, archived)

anyone who abuses moby

gets my vote

hey moby, why don't you just fucking kill yourself and get it overwith, cunt!

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DaWolfey, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:26, archived)

well

i like him, got a half decent story about him but i ain't gonna be the one to turn this board into popbitch

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:50, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhhh

i live in portsmouth and didnt even know they were playing..i blame all those who sent me for post work beers yesterday!

(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:46, archived)

heres me in all my overweight glory....

this is from the latest issue of auto express where they have reccomended me a used car...please feel free to potatoshop to your hearts content....for those that will be at the unoffical London shindig on June 1st - I will by a beer for the best one

speaking of magazines does nayone here work for loaded....they have a selection of animals in film posters type thing and one is a furtive bear...thought it might have been a b3tan

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raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:16, archived)

Baaaa

this is me

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:19, archived)

is that work safe before i click it?

just wondered why you put it as a link

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:20, archived)

work safe..

Just a big pic

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:22, archived)

thats ok then

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:25, archived)

you look

Scottish. You have that Scottish look to you.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:20, archived)

How can that be... I'm not ginger and my kilt was being cleaned...

How can you tell ??? :)

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:23, archived)

but you do.

something about the spiky hair and the cheeky look... i don't know. but you do look scottish.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:24, archived)

Since we're Posting Photo's of ourselves

here's me.

Christ, I'm a right Minger, although I look huge because I have about eighteen layers of clothes on.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:27, archived)

is that seriously you?

or is it just an advert for spam?

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:28, archived)

Nope

its me. sorry.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:30, archived)

yea...

now you mention it, you do kinda look a little scottish

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:27, archived)

Is that...

.. a bad thing...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:29, archived)

not at all

im just sayin, you look a little bit like a scotsman

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:31, archived)

when you say scottish,

do you not mean camp?

I think it's the coquettish way he's posing for the pic.

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:33, archived)

err.. no i meant scotish

as in it looks like hes from scots land.

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:37, archived)

me too.

I think he looks rampantly heterosexual and Scottish.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:41, archived)

What, as in

'Och Aye the Whoops! Ooh, hark at 'im the big queen, the noo.'

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:44, archived)

sniff

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:48, archived)

why the sad face

she said you look hetrosexual not homosexual...

not that theres anything wrong with being gay. if thats the lifestyle choice you wish to make - good on yer
/digs self a hole to lie in

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:51, archived)

yes, now I've read it properly.
Whoops.

/shuffles off and hides.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:54, archived)

Woo Hoo

I really should learn to read....

Or get my eyes re aligned or something...

me = hetrosexual retard....

Yayyy

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:09, archived)

sigh.

glad that's sorted then.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:11, archived)

Pah..

whadda they know, being a true scot is great, the ladies ESPECIALLY love it, if yer a TRUE scotsman!!

(Jamsie, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:51, archived)

what?

what are you objecting to, fer chrissakes?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:52, archived)

I dont know...

(hangs head in shame) i came over all patriotic.. (sniff)

(Jamsie, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:54, archived)

im not overwight

im just festively plump
/cartman voice

heh sorry man, youre not fat really i just wanted to use the south park quote

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:20, archived)

as long

as you don't have a fat chin i don't think it really matters how overweight you are

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:23, archived)

ENOUGH.

/glares.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:24, archived)

tou-chy!

nobody even mentioned your name dr phil...

Anyone would think you had a...
ok stop glaring at me, i'll stop.. I'LL STOP I SWEAR! please dont hurt me! Ow ow! alright im sorry, what more do you want!?

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:26, archived)

sorry

I just can't help myself

love ya really *kiss*

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:27, archived)

ooo

I don't want to reply to these two 'cos I like the idea of leaving the above statement just... hanging...
but I'm too amoosed.
*chortles to self*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:43, archived)

well

as long as you're happy

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:57, archived)

my boss is away,

and I'm gonna spend the wooooooooooooooooooooooole day on b3ta. Yay!
And at lunchtime my boyfriend is going to buy me jewellery. Woo!
And the only work I need to do by tomorrow is read two children's books. Houpla!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:59, archived)

but i do have an extra chin

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raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:32, archived)

That just forward planning

Its a good idea to have a spare, in case the main one falls off.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:41, archived)

well

yours is handily attached with all those bristles. Which is an alternative.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:44, archived)

Yes

And it also acts as a food and beer storage system.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:48, archived)

eww...

btw my dad used to say that - he was beardy too.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:55, archived)

Thats what

they're for :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:59, archived)

Map..

Anyone for the URL for that map.....

I'll book mark it this time... I promise

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:01, archived)

heres the radar

in a new window as i am nice

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raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:03, archived)

you can be my new best pal if you want ...

no.... :(

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:07, archived)

Still no one else in Bucks I see

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:19, archived)

And...

I'm the Furthest north.. woo, yay! can i have a prize??

(Jamsie, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:47, archived)

No-one in the Reigate area neiver!!

..and where can I get that cute liddel bear icon?

(Freshaer, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:52, archived)

Click on one of the furtive faces

And then open yer wallet %)

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:58, archived)

I also found..

A rather intresting picture of myself.....

Anyone fancy photoshopping me on this the slowest of the slow B3ta days.. ?

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:58, archived)

might be tempted

i reckon theres still some mileage in liquify, heheh
Mornin' all

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:02, archived)

Tempt you

I'm playing with a fake breast.. And dancing...

See your tempted now...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:08, archived)

akkk

/gags

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:22, archived)

it's not that slow - it IS only 10am

and I'm only on my first coffee.

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pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:03, archived)

coffee...

excuse me...

*runs desperately to the coffee machine*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:12, archived)

Just got mine

and a lovely Cheese Scone (or ScOne, depending on how you pronounce it.)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:14, archived)

mmm.. coffee, toast, and peanut butter..

bloody hard to get through the straw mind you, but nice just the same..

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loolah potato, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:14, archived)

you..

...drink..coffee..through a straw???

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:16, archived)

I take mine using a stomach pump

put in to reverse

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:20, archived)

Mash it all up

with a fork. Yummy yummy.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:16, archived)

mmm

just had a toasted peanut butter bagel. lovely.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:20, archived)

Isnt morning food

fantastic.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:22, archived)

oh thank god.

I made it before the end of the jug. Now someone else will have to refill it... god, working in an office makes me so petty...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:20, archived)

i know whjat you mean

in our office we fight over who has to fill the ice cube trays

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:21, archived)

We have

a lovely coffee shop that sell Latte's and Cappuccinno's and all manner of Cakey goodness.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:24, archived)

Yeah

in our office we fight over the copious free booze, and the dancing girls

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:24, archived)

Oh yeah

well in our office we get Drug's 'n Hoares.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:38, archived)

Well

You should turn the heating up then
/coat

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:55, archived)

Working from home..

..it's the way ahead y'know. If only they'd hurry up and invent the internet and mobile phones, then we could all.. hey, waitaminute..

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loolah potato, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:27, archived)

hmm

tomsk works from home (hence much time-consuming potatoshopping) and he's gone a bit funny with it. he twitches, y'know?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:39, archived)

Aah

it must be fantastic to work from home.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:43, archived)

well,

he's always close to the pies. And "ambling down the stairs" is a better journey in than my "hour on the tube".

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:49, archived)

And let me say that again NO. It is bloody awful. I see the same bastard four walls day in, day out, and the only human contact I have is with a telephone, or occasionally a postman.

Ahem.

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:54, archived)

I get a bit

twitchy after two or three days of not going in the office, -I miss the interaction etc. Usually go in once a week just to stop me from cracking up.

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loolah potato, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:52, archived)

it really is going slow

and yea sure, i havent potatoed anything in a while

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:09, archived)

Im here

But im at college in a lesson. So im just hovering and not potatoing anything. In fact i have done for a while. Made a few anims though.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 9:15, archived)

If I had a potato 4 every potato that came

in here demading his/her 30 pieces of potato I'd be a potato potato !

(Mutt, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:18, archived)

Y'know I look out of this potato

and I remember when all these potatos were potato! But then the potatos came and tore the potato from this potato !

(Mutt, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:19, archived)

But I potato I'm talking to my-potato again.

(Mutt, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:21, archived)

TOMATO

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 9:25, archived)

Morning from the US...

did'yall sleep well? At all?

(Kimbo, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:56, archived)

i slept

fucking terribly for once, think i had too much on my mind...

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:10, archived)

me too.

i have too much on your mind, and the weirdness of it all made me sleepless too.

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pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:13, archived)

it was so weird

i had all this stuff just swimmin round and round, it was like my brain wouldn't shut up, no rational explanation as i was sober too

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:15, archived)

shoulda called me.

we could've met up and hung out.

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pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:25, archived)

i'll call ya next time, or phaps just meet up on messenger...

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:37, archived)

ive had that before

its been one of 3 things:

1. playing a game for too long and its invaded my soul
2. the beginning of flu
3. panic attack

take yer pick!

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DaWolfey, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:31, archived)

Since you asked,

yes, thank you. Although slightly beer assisted...

which was nice.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:13, archived)

Better...

than no sleep at all, right?

(Kimbo, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:22, archived)

Without a doubt.

Friend of mine reckons that beer actually improves sleep, although only in moderation.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:24, archived)

no i bloody didn't

my flat's so cold that i ended up wheezing like a dying old man in the middle of the night. my girlfriend had to go and sleep in the living room thanks to that din combined with the deaf late-night tv addict upstairs. i now have that kind of sick feeling in my stomach that you get after sleepless overnight bus journeys and other terrible experiences.

but thanks for asking.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:15, archived)

isn't central heating marvellous?!

At least you can muster the strength to post to the board...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:17, archived)

I'm with you izb,

we too slept in the living room (b/f with bad back) which actually removed us from the deaf telly addicts downstairs, but unfortunately some people shouted a lot as they were coming out of the club opposite in the night, and the music then kept me awake. For a long time.

Whingers of the world unite!

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:18, archived)

Oh dear...

You've only just moved to the FLAT UPSTAIRS to escape the last lot of noisy bastards - I thought it was going to be quiet at the top of the building? Although I had my doubts...
/grabs coat, runs for the hills.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:23, archived)

Tis quieter,

but the girl downstairs has a screechy voice.

It's okay, we've bought our sniper rifle, we're prepared for the next time she wakes us up on Saturday by singing along to the music she's got on top volume :)

Still, much much quieter than downstairs.

(You still running..?)

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:37, archived)

bah

grumble

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:26, archived)

loons...

The last one is my fave...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:52, archived)

aside from your hard drive,

where did you find these people?

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pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:54, archived)

Ahhh

If I told you I would have to kill you..

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:55, archived)

would you?

if I tell you where i am and what i look like?
Thanks, I'm having a bit of a bad week.

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pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:01, archived)

I'm curious

to know why you have picturs of these loons on your pc?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:55, archived)

Are these students from where you work?

Are they ID-card photos?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:56, archived)

Shhh

It's a secret

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:56, archived)

tell us!

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:04, archived)

i think dr phil guessed right

and thats what we have to keep secret...

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:07, archived)

heh

*allows self little smirk*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:09, archived)

oh yes i see

you'll have to excuse me, my brain is mashed, feels like i haven't slept at all

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:11, archived)

People...

you've woken up next to?

(Kimbo, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:07, archived)

MY GOD MAN...

Have you seen the last one....

Good God...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:09, archived)

we all do silly things when we're drunk

obviously you just do silly things with moustaches....

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:12, archived)

Morning Chapsters

sadly, I havent got anything to post and I'm not going to repost anything because I'm scared to.
So its just text posts I'm afraid.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:42, archived)

If you want to simulate posting a picture

we will accept 1000 words as a value equivalent.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:46, archived)

Oh yeah

that would go down real well.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:50, archived)

I just found

Some really intresting mugshots (10 ish) on my Pc...

Should I post em ??

Some of them are really good... girls with tashes etc..

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:33, archived)

go for it

should be quite fun

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raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:33, archived)

5 mins and I'll...

be ready to post

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:36, archived)

should have a mug shot from me later...

if i can find a copy of auto express....

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raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:37, archived)

Look, tumbleweed!

Is that a bell tolling in the background?

Sure is quiet around these parts...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:23, archived)

be wary

when searching for Tumbleweed on a google image search on a bout page 2 of the results i found a picture of tumbleweed....clicked on it to get a bigger pic...and a pr0n site launched...

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raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:40, archived)

Tumbleweed pr0n?

Very specialist, I should imagine...

Itchy too, come to think of it...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:43, archived)

I went to Leeds this weekend

and this is what I saw

details hidden (badly) to protect the innocent

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:14, archived)

erections!

hee hee!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:16, archived)

Heh heh heh

specialist erections at that...

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:20, archived)

maybe,

they're just boasting...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:21, archived)

I'm more curious

about what these "services" are.

(OtaKuno, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:50, archived)

Everyone's erection

needs servicing occasionally. Every 6 months or 15,000 miles, whichever comes sooner.

I don't know what I'm talking about...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:16, archived)

Look out, Ronald!

Ronald proclaimed his innocence to the very end, insisting that he never would have
taken his eyes off the road if he hadn't been distracted by a strange pair of laughing men.

(OtaKuno, Wed 8 May 2002, 7:30, archived)

A true classic

It has everything - quo, kittens, RMc and a tractor. I salute you

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:23, archived)

first one of the day!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:29, archived)

Dance Dance Dance

(reidab, Wed 8 May 2002, 6:48, archived)

Aaah...

No, not aaah.
That'll be the lord of the Dance Settee, then?

(Cheeley - which is what makes time travel possible, Wed 8 May 2002, 7:57, archived)

And then had to do this

(Joeforking, Wed 8 May 2002, 6:19, archived)

i take it

you have seen that bloody awful "we do ron ron ron" ad with the screaming kids, cats and dogs

(nic0le, Wed 8 May 2002, 7:17, archived)

A bit late but

no, I don't see much TV, I spend all my spare time drinking.

(Joeforking, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:38, archived)

I woke up in the middle of the night just for this

(Joeforking, Wed 8 May 2002, 4:03, archived)

That really is

Quite disturbing

(Slacker, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:08, archived)

The McChubby Inside

(esun, Wed 8 May 2002, 3:29, archived)

there's a little McChubby

inside all of us.

(lsd4all, Wed 8 May 2002, 3:32, archived)

mcChubby inside

ooh mcChubby inside, but I didn't find out what the reason was why I mcChubby inside....
sorry
buzzcocks flashback.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:26, archived)

For the b3tan-musician

Sweeten your tone with the new b3ta-electronics sex-o-mo-phone doohickey thingamobobber

[click for bigger version]

(my first post :)

(SnackAdmiral, Wed 8 May 2002, 3:06, archived)

audiophiles and pornoholics unite

like a monkey in a cowboy outfit, tubes and chicks make sense.

(lsd4all, Wed 8 May 2002, 3:33, archived)

and

a good one too

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:34, archived)

theiiiirrrrr greeeaaaat

Was a little bored

(mduncan, Wed 8 May 2002, 2:41, archived)

irk

-shudder-

(nic0le, Wed 8 May 2002, 3:08, archived)

i couldn't sleep so i have written a song about todays hangover

it is called 'The Pain', and features a horrible piece of backing music as well as the worlds most laidback vocals ever. anyone wanna hear it?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 2:04, archived)

The Pain

Sure do...

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csabai, Wed 8 May 2002, 2:09, archived)

whats your email?

my web thing won't handle it. its nearly 2 megs though so a scummy hotmail thing won't handle it either.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 2:16, archived)

will your web thing object because of the size?

or because it's an mp3? If it's because it's an mp3 you could try renaming it to thepain.potato or something.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:57, archived)

try

turning it into a mono file and compressing it to a lower sample rate, say 56kbps. It should shrink the file down considerably. Then you can post it on your web thingy and I can include the link on b3ta sounds.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:18, archived)

Everyone knows furtive hates

Bagpipes

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csabai, Wed 8 May 2002, 1:59, archived)

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