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# The tragedy continues...
Board member PickledPizza has suffocated to death while trying to show Hedley the versatility of the earsock, despite his desperate attempts to remove it.
You will be missed, Mr. Pizza.
See Hedley? All you have to do is slip in on and...*gasp*! *heave*!
(Kimbo, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:52, archived)
# hahah!
These are great! Keep 'em coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:57, archived)
# i love the expression
on hedleys face, it seems really appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 23:19, archived)
# WaterShip Down
Found this weird WaterShip Down video remix on Boom Selection. Well worth a listen though. But its real audio so you need to get the player if you dont have it.

Click To Download
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 22:50, archived)
# for those who have a slow internet connection,
the file is 5.8 MB.
(lsd4all, Wed 8 May 2002, 23:18, archived)
# Sorry
Forgot to include that bit
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 23:20, archived)
# ????
what is this from and who did it?
(lsd4all, Wed 8 May 2002, 23:29, archived)
# Its from Boom selection
Its a site that has loads of remixs. That just hapened to be in there.
boomselection.n3.net/
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 23:33, archived)
# It's from those talented peeps
http://www.cartelcommunique.com/ i belive Osymyso collaborated with the music for this one as well as his world famous 'Pat n Peg' They've got a lot of nice vids at Cartel.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 8 May 2002, 23:49, archived)
# a moments silence please....
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:45, archived)
# i'm trying to imagine 'death by hummus' scenarios
but other than choking or suffocating by vast amounts of hummus, i am at a loss.
Of course there is always hummus-by-proxy.
hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:49, archived)
# you could freeze it in a dagger-shaped jelly mold,
and stab someone with it.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 23:00, archived)
# i'm for bed now.
i'm doing that naughty thing where you reply to everything on the board and realise you're the biggest poster on the page, without actually having anything noteworthy to say.
see y'all in the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:38, archived)
# don't say that!
you'll make me feel guilty

nighto dr. phil!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:41, archived)
# nighto!
(see?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:46, archived)
# I don't do anything like that...
see?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 8 May 2002, 23:53, archived)
# .
see? I don't do things like waste board space with inane comments such as this. No. I'm more sensible like that....

Where the fucksocking hell did I put that coat of mine?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 8 May 2002, 23:56, archived)
# Nighty
night
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:41, archived)
# This is my beer wot I is drinking!

(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:33, archived)
# WIFE
B3TA!

(sorry, had to be said)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:35, archived)
# <confused>
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:36, archived)
# wifebeaters drink stella
allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:39, archived)
# Ah.
I best go get married then.
*grin*

At least it's not special brew...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:40, archived)
# stella = wife-beater juice
or so they say...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:39, archived)
# stella= strong beer
=wife beater. someone else explain.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:39, archived)
# masssssive
jinx
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:40, archived)
# i was a fat monkey already
so the jinx bounces off my tough scaly skin like golfballs off a windscreen
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:42, archived)
# or
a pint of uri.
I have seen someone actually go to the bar and order a "wifebeater top".
(Pooch, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:50, archived)
# me slurping

straight from the bottle...
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:43, archived)
# Captain Morgan is my friend
Me and the captain hang out all of the time. Especally at Parrot Bay.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Wed 8 May 2002, 23:44, archived)
# really need to wipe my ass...
(pdr, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:33, archived)
# Tragic news!
b3ta board member Breel has died in a massive earsock overdose!
Hey lookit how many I can fit it my mou....ack!
(Kimbo, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:32, archived)
# noooooo
not breel! I owe him a pint!
...on second thoughts, that's my pint now. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:36, archived)
# Still
Its what he would of wanted
(Dean, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:36, archived)
# Arsenal FC!!!! Premiership and FA Cup WINNERS 01/02!!!!!!
(Leon2001TheProfessional, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:21, archived)
# I know its not really a B3TA kinda thing to do but....
Yay!
Woo!
Yay!
Woo!

To the Arsenal!!
(Pooch, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:23, archived)
# i see the arse
but no nail
(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:25, archived)
# YayWoo!
YayWoo!YayWoo!YayWoo!YayWoo!YayWoo!YayWoo!YayWoo!YayWoo!YayWoo!YayWoo!YayWoo!YayWoo!YayWoo!YayWoo!YayWoo!YayWoo!YayWoo!YayWoo! with added Huzzah and Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:53, archived)
# EXCELLENT
Anyone who kills Manchester United is tops in my book!
(Idyll23, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:34, archived)
# Hummm
I just got a cab from Highbury back to Holloway and the cab
driver decided to drive all the way though arsenal for some reason.
Seemed to be some joy on the streets, I figured they'd won.

I can still here the horns sounding from here.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 8 May 2002, 23:15, archived)
# TV Scrabble is NOT fun for all the family


It gives the kids nightmares.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:20, archived)
# Thank you.
I fully expect to have nightmares myself now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:25, archived)
# Viz style crap joke number 76


I appear to have made
a freudian slip!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:20, archived)
# don't you mean
a freudian fuck? no, you were right.


goat
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:23, archived)
# A freudian slip is when you say one thing...
...but mean your mother.

Thank you very much, I'll be here all week
(Dean, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:25, archived)
# <shrek>
try the veal!
< /shrek >
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:26, archived)
# I thought it was
when you were making sweet sweet love to your mother but were thinking about your girlfriend...
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:28, archived)
# Speaking of adverts
Has anyone seen the guitar-playing monkeys on the new Halifax advert?
(fragment, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:14, archived)
# did they loan them
from the basement jaxx video?
(jazzpotato, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:53, archived)
# Speaking of advert tunes
I just got "Belly's Gonna Get Ya!" from audiogalaxy! YEAH! I love this song. I wish a band would record a full-length version, the 30second advert length just isn't enough.. its like a teaser! It needs a guitar solo and stuff adding to it...

Top song, and only a 500k download too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:08, archived)
# i dont know the name of the band who did it
but im sure band definatly did do a full version, its quite an old song afaik

my boss knows, i'll ask him tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:13, archived)
# Yes yes!
Ask him! I want this tune! Theres only the advert version on audiogalaxy...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:16, archived)
# tanfastic!
please find out, cos it's a great tune!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:19, archived)
# Belly's gonna get ya!
Belly's gonna get ya!

BELLY! BELLY! BELLY! BELLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:33, archived)
# is that
done by RSH?
(matt'twam'asi, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:19, archived)
# you can thank me later :-)
it is by the Uralmoto Roustabout combination, and can be accessed here
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:38, archived)
# I would just like to say

On this auspicious occasion, I would like to thank my parents, my cat, my boss for not sacking me yet and all you lovely people.
(edit) and I would like to apologise for the enormous size of this pic
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:07, archived)
# Great
anim
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:10, archived)
# What happens at the 1000th post?
Does he ride a bicycle?
(lsd4all, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:12, archived)
# You'll have to wait
and see.
Mind you, by then I will have been sacked, and I'll have had to sell my computer to keep me in crack
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:14, archived)
# oh.
oh my.
that is both yay and woo in the most amazing way. I would go so far as to call it houpla also.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:11, archived)
# for fucks sake
ananova
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:05, archived)
# conclusive proof that americans are, in general
brain dead, ill informed cultureless IDIOTS*

* not all of them. most are probably quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:09, archived)
# 1,200 (probably fictional) americans
are idiots, certainly
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:11, archived)
# but zog is lovely.
and also big enough to rip one's head off with one hand... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:13, archived)
# any b3tan, no matter where they come from
is by default a great person
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:20, archived)
# I love you guys...
and I love that you think I'm big and scary. You're gonna be so disappointed when I finally make it to a b3ta bash. I'm only 3 apples tall, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 9 May 2002, 5:11, archived)
# You are right
About 99.9% of Americans are fucked up. I should know, I live in the US.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:20, archived)
# same goes for brits,
but we're not allowed to admit this
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:24, archived)
# no.
not in front of the Americans.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:28, archived)
# I concur
for I am also one.
Think we should have a US b3ta party? There's got to be a few of us.
(OtaKuno, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:31, archived)
# but you don't live on a tiny island!
you'll all have to drive 50 million miles to meet each other!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:32, archived)
# You're right
I have to drive for 9 hours to visit my parents, and they live in the same state!
(Idyll23, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:37, archived)
# don't put em off!
they'd probably film it, and then we'd have even MORE photoshopping material!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:38, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:10, archived)
# Yeah I saw that and responded quickly
a petition to stop a petition
Quick explanation:
for the short attention span. This petition requests that the people who started and signed the Two Towers petition be forced to learn about literary history and to be generally educated.
(Idyll23, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:12, archived)
# I
signed it
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:21, archived)
# Heheheheheheheheheh
Morons. For a second I thought Ananova were running the petition.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:15, archived)
# you have to love this entry tho

1179 Runs With Scissors I like tuna, I like liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix Please Deliver!
(jim, Wed 8 May 2002, 23:02, archived)
# Evening All - Made this at college
First time ive played with liqufy. The computer crased then the web went down thats why i didnt put it up earlier.

Just got back from seeing Panic Room as well. Tis a good film
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 22:02, archived)
# Panic Room
Well, apart from the bizarre setting, the complete lack of a twist in the tale, and not much happening, it was surprisingly enjoyable.

Worth seeing. Probably better to rent, unless you really like going to the cinema a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:05, archived)
# i went to
the trouble of spending a few days downloading it from FTP, then the bastard thing didnt work, so i got rid of it all.
So i went to cinema instead.
I thought it was ok, camara effects were really good. Hate being a media student, spend most if the time picking at the film
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 22:07, archived)
# I enjoyed it
had some heart-rate-increasing bits, but I am a wuss
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:11, archived)
# I like the idea of this liquify...
Is it new? Something like squizz?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:08, archived)
# Squizz?
Whats that in? Or am i missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 22:17, archived)
# It's a plugin - I
forget who made it - It squizzes things...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:26, archived)
# Probably then
This one you can squeze, twirl blah blah blah, Quite a kool tool
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 22:31, archived)
# Is it new
or am I missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:55, archived)
# i just got back from the pub.
anyone still here?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 21:59, archived)
# yyeepp!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:01, archived)
# woo!
everybody loves spacefish, in spite of the man-breasts! (your words, not mine)...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:02, archived)
# do they?
hooray!

speaking as a realtime multithreaded paranoiac, that's good to know, thankyou!

good time at the pub?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:04, archived)
# Yay! Spacefish! Woo!
Pub was nice. You coming down for the 8th June bash?
(tomsk, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:07, archived)
# not a chance,
as i have exams that day =(

but i get to meet the scotland contingent next week! wooyay!

but summer, i shall be free. we should do a south-coast meet when the weather's good. see the brightoneers on their home turf =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:14, archived)
# good luck with exams,
and also with the scotland contingent.

This summer will be a good time to get pissed. I'll be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:17, archived)
# hoorayoo!
and thanks for the luck!

i get to choose my fourth-year project this week. AAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:21, archived)
# kittens?
just a thought. you could easily spend a year researching kittens though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:31, archived)
# i'd have to reprogram them
or something
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:58, archived)
# Hey Doc -
I'll be here for a few more minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:03, archived)
# Hiya!
I fucking hate fucking Arsenal.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:10, archived)
# So do I.
Their fans are currently driving around our way, beeping car-horns and singing. Very annoying. Bastards. I'm off to bed, night night.
(tomsk, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:16, archived)
# Geraldo Rivera goes deep undercover to interview Osama Bin Laden.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Wed 8 May 2002, 21:54, archived)
# Poor ol' Bin Laden
He ain't so bad... Sure a little homophobic and willing to kill and die for his beliefs - just like Grandads in a way. I wonder if he has any Werther's Original.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:06, archived)
# Osama is harmless
Yeah, he only wants to kill me and all of my friends just because we're American.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:14, archived)
# And serves you right
You Imperialist pig!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:25, archived)
# Imperialist schmimperialist...
Britain used to own 1/3 third of the world! (It was 1/3, right? Or was it 2/3?)
(Kimbo, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:29, archived)
# nobody owns the world
but yes, to be fair we're pretty a nationalistic nation really. and i can't say i enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:34, archived)
# I hope you're
not calling me british - that's happened before...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 8 May 2002, 23:02, archived)
# Repost Repost, not very dirty.
Just reposting my version of Cleaning Musk Ox. I've been tinkering with bits so i uploaded a different version. Which is here.
(Dies Irae, Wed 8 May 2002, 21:54, archived)
# scary
but amazing! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 8 May 2002, 21:59, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 8 May 2002, 21:39, archived)
# Fucking Brilliant
Though I could add watched neighbours, Doctors, Diagnosis Murder, Tweenies, Fifteen to One, Richard and Judy, Smallville, Channel 4 news, Klumps, E.R., Teachers to my done list.
(Egg, Wed 8 May 2002, 21:43, archived)
# aww bugger...
I missed the tweenies!
must add to tomorrow's list.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 8 May 2002, 21:46, archived)
# are you secretly
Andrew Lincoln?
(sorry, you've prbaly been asked that before... cooooat)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:01, archived)
# would you
like me to be flyboy?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:08, archived)
# Uh.
too stupid to hummus at present. Please call again later.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:20, archived)
# in homage i offer you
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 21:52, archived)
# in that case...have a


for your trouble...
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 8 May 2002, 21:59, archived)
# boorred
(riot, Wed 8 May 2002, 21:26, archived)
# apparently
in america "arse" doesn't mean anything. Poor cheerleaders *ha*

I once had the dubious pleasure of trying to explain the intricacies of the term 'bollocks'
to an american friend. Apart from the physiological reference, i had to explain the difference between
"it's bollocks" = it is awful
and
"it's the bollocks" = it is great.

No wonder they got confused.

EDIT: wow, didn't see you had potatoshopped it until i read down the board. Woo, very well done, looks totally realistic
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 21:32, archived)
# You could've simply said...
it's like the difference between saying "It's shit" and "It's the shit".
(Kimbo, Wed 8 May 2002, 21:52, archived)
# i don't think
"it's the shit" makes any sense yank-wise
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 21:53, archived)
# Captain K
is a yank :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:02, archived)
# open mouth
insert foot
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 22:10, archived)

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