
Last night, while partaking of some live music on the Renfrew Ferry, I noticed a Police boat speeding past. They came to a stop and pulled a ned (aka pikey, scally, townie, etc) from the water, who had apparently fallen in.
Now, two things:
(a) They're helping him out of the water before he drowns and he's trying to take them all on at once.
(b) He still had his Burberry cap on. At the requisite 45 degree angle.
I laughed. Heartily.
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Now, two things:
(a) They're helping him out of the water before he drowns and he's trying to take them all on at once.
(b) He still had his Burberry cap on. At the requisite 45 degree angle.
I laughed. Heartily.

that legends are born
i'm off to have a shower* and then go and make a total arse of myself in front of strangers**
* may include wanking
** may also include wanking
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i'm off to have a shower* and then go and make a total arse of myself in front of strangers**
* may include wanking
** may also include wanking

(and, indeed, a spare hand)
why not drop by to visit my new gallery, finally categorised:
www.bloggerheads.com/photoshopping/
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:49,
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why not drop by to visit my new gallery, finally categorised:
www.bloggerheads.com/photoshopping/

everyone go on about wanking all the time? is there something wrong with my hubby?
have a nice night makig an arse of yourself.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:50,
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have a nice night makig an arse of yourself.

that wanking features heavily
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:51,
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doesn't ever want to have sex either though... (hence me being horny all the time)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:52,
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I'm bursting with glee!
You ask me why just so I seem,
Because my wife cooking bream!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:47,
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You ask me why just so I seem,
Because my wife cooking bream!

and be fired out of a cannon?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:29,
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bah.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:30,
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btw does anyone know where I can find that one klan dude satanding on his own, I've tried every google combination and cant seem to find him un-photosopped. merci!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:31,
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that's where all the blood is going to... direct to the male brain
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whereby a series of veins and capilliaries carry powdered egg drect to your liver.
it'd work, too.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:31,
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it'd work, too.

up for investors?
my millions* could help you
* lie
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:36,
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my millions* could help you
* lie

hence blood is punped directly to the bladder to be excreted.
such a waste.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:32,
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such a waste.


That's the noise it would make

that's very good : )
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:24,
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you make this noise
i'll pay you anything you want
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:25,
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i'll pay you anything you want

but this name changing business is badness
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:26,
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I think my new one is much nicer, it's been this way for a while.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:28,
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tentaclebunny or something (instead of something with more syllables than a Welsh dictionary)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:37,
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but it just means that I had no idea who you were... not that it matters to you of course.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:29,
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and sit in a huge bunker with maps and little lights tracking their movements
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:36,
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...the government introduced new broadcasting guidelines

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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:15,
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Jack Straw is reading the beano.. he should be paying attention
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i met her...its like wee wee mixed with cabbage
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Currently its about 20% complete!! Please help to complete it, simply visit the download page:
www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/download.htm
Then copy the chosen section into photoshop and edit it. Then email it to me at [email protected] or post it on the board. The complete tapestry can be found at:
www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/version2/
Feel free to photoshop anything into the tapestry but try not to be too graphic!!!
-Also try to photoshop parts which haven't been done yet!
P.S: Sorry about all the messy hyperlinks and different hosting accounts, the sites still being designed.
Cheers,
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:13,
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www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/download.htm
Then copy the chosen section into photoshop and edit it. Then email it to me at [email protected] or post it on the board. The complete tapestry can be found at:
www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/version2/
Feel free to photoshop anything into the tapestry but try not to be too graphic!!!
-Also try to photoshop parts which haven't been done yet!
P.S: Sorry about all the messy hyperlinks and different hosting accounts, the sites still being designed.
Cheers,

for my complete lack of skill and attention span, i'd also have a go
afternoon
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:20,
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afternoon

due to too much drinking yesterday, my mind and body are both in great turmoil
and i'm going out in a bit to drink more
alcoholism ROCKS!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:24,
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and i'm going out in a bit to drink more
alcoholism ROCKS!

You Bayeux Photoshopping....
Sure, I'll give it a go. It looks fun!
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Sure, I'll give it a go. It looks fun!

is a really good idea.
Woo and good luck to you. I'd join in myself if only I had Photoshop.
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Woo and good luck to you. I'd join in myself if only I had Photoshop.

it's either something to do with drugs or something to do with not starting an image until you have a good idea...

original story Spending spree head remanded
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original story Spending spree head remanded

Wouldn't it be good to make some bread?
Wouldn't it be good if I could get some viscious head?
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Wouldn't it be good if I could get some viscious head?


do they do it?
seriously, why do scallys tuck their pants into their socks? This question keeps me awake at nights

I got bitten to buggery by ants this afternoon. I got some advice off the innerweb to rub garlic on the bites to reduce the irritation, so I did... and it works!!!
I now reek of garlic tho'
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I now reek of garlic tho'

you won't get bitten by vampires... you may get chased by sleazy Frenchmen though...
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an undead sleazy Frenchman? if so, you hide it well ; )
evening tall and shiny one.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:15,
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evening tall and shiny one.

half french, and not really sleazy at all. other than that, it's a dead match :)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:16,
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pffffffffffffft! refrains from mentioning wanking into my hair...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:18,
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I never bring up wanking... it just seems to happen when I'm around sometimes...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:21,
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And why do they wear burberry caps with the peaks pointing to the sky? The list goes on, and no-one is any the wiser. Hmmmm.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:11,
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two teenage blokes on the tube. Their hair was so high that their baseball caps weren't even as far down as the top of their skulls, and they both had dummies - one holding it in his hand, the other with it in the side of his mouth in a James-Dean-matchstick kinda way...
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the other day with not only a burberry cap, but a burberry cover on his mobile phone.
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the funniest thing is all the English people wearing Hackett clothing and being blissfully unaware of what that means in Scots...
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Can I borrow it to help me compere 'Miss Pram Face Abergavenny 2003' tomorrow?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:12,
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he'll be popular in the gay community when he's older...
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*runs*

TJ:when i donate money do i just click on the paypal bit or do i have to tell someone first?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:02,
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is give the money to me and forget anything ever happened...
Sorry, no, you don't have to tell anyone, just click :)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:03,
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Sorry, no, you don't have to tell anyone, just click :)

...and silly. Click for 1 meg mpg.
And go here for more:
www.hungarian-goulash.co.uk/
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 17:58,
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And go here for more:
www.hungarian-goulash.co.uk/

non-sticky, non-freezing, very-tasty ice lollies.
Yum.
So not like ice lollies at all, actually. Sorry.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:00,
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Yum.
So not like ice lollies at all, actually. Sorry.

in my fridge, everything freezes. My fridge is evil. It freezes my beer :|
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:13,
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a temperarture adjustment feature?
Simply 'twist' the 'knob'
;o)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:21,
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Simply 'twist' the 'knob'
;o)

of the corinthian, but that's a bit lengthy for most b3tans ;)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 17:50,
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there's some obscure reason for this buried deep in the spazz somewhere?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 17:58,
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there was a spate of mouth-eyed babies months ago and they were named Ian Yeeks then. I can't remember why...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 17:59,
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Mata's 9 mouthed baby. One of the most disturbing things i've seen on the net
Wooo yours
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 17:49,
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Wooo yours
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