Anecdote
Last night, while partaking of some live music on the Renfrew Ferry, I noticed a Police boat speeding past. They came to a stop and pulled a ned (aka pikey, scally, townie, etc) from the water, who had apparently fallen in.
Now, two things:
(a) They're helping him out of the water before he drowns and he's trying to take them all on at once.
(b) He still had his Burberry cap on. At the requisite 45 degree angle.
I laughed. Heartily.
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Now, two things:
(a) They're helping him out of the water before he drowns and he's trying to take them all on at once.
(b) He still had his Burberry cap on. At the requisite 45 degree angle.
I laughed. Heartily.
it's out of stories like that
that legends are born
i'm off to have a shower* and then go and make a total arse of myself in front of strangers**
* may include wanking
** may also include wanking
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i'm off to have a shower* and then go and make a total arse of myself in front of strangers**
* may include wanking
** may also include wanking
Tj: when you have a spare moment
(and, indeed, a spare hand)
why not drop by to visit my new gallery, finally categorised:
www.bloggerheads.com/photoshopping/
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:49,
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why not drop by to visit my new gallery, finally categorised:
www.bloggerheads.com/photoshopping/
why does
everyone go on about wanking all the time? is there something wrong with my hubby?
have a nice night makig an arse of yourself.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:50,
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have a nice night makig an arse of yourself.
it's because i don't have a partner
that wanking features heavily
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:51,
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he
doesn't ever want to have sex either though... (hence me being horny all the time)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:52,
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Ahhh just look at me!
I'm bursting with glee!
You ask me why just so I seem,
Because my wife cooking bream!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:47,
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You ask me why just so I seem,
Because my wife cooking bream!
how does he manage to save goals
and be fired out of a cannon?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:29,
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You obviously didn't keep up with this afternoon's results
bah.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:30,
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lol, made me snort aloud
btw does anyone know where I can find that one klan dude satanding on his own, I've tried every google combination and cant seem to find him un-photosopped. merci!
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of course there is
that's where all the blood is going to... direct to the male brain
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:28,
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i have an idea
whereby a series of veins and capilliaries carry powdered egg drect to your liver.
it'd work, too.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:31,
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it'd work, too.
will you be opening
up for investors?
my millions* could help you
* lie
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:36,
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my millions* could help you
* lie
doesn't urea come from the blood? /not-a-biologist
hence blood is punped directly to the bladder to be excreted.
such a waste.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:32,
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such a waste.
Reeeoowoowwowowowowoweeeeeooowww!
That's the noise it would make
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:23,
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That's the noise it would make
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
that's very good : )
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:24,
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i want to hear
you make this noise
i'll pay you anything you want
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:25,
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i'll pay you anything you want
that's very nicely done
but this name changing business is badness
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:26,
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Really?
I think my new one is much nicer, it's been this way for a while.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:28,
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then call yourself...
tentaclebunny or something (instead of something with more syllables than a Welsh dictionary)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:37,
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oh it's a nicer name
but it just means that I had no idea who you were... not that it matters to you of course.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:29,
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i'd like them tagged
and sit in a huge bunker with maps and little lights tracking their movements
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:36,
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due to the increased threat of terrorism...
...the government introduced new broadcasting guidelines
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:15,
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Jack Straw is reading the beano.. he should be paying attention
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grotbags smells
i met her...its like wee wee mixed with cabbage
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:21,
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Woo - The bayeux Tapestry
Currently its about 20% complete!! Please help to complete it, simply visit the download page:
www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/download.htm
Then copy the chosen section into photoshop and edit it. Then email it to me at [email protected] or post it on the board. The complete tapestry can be found at:
www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/version2/
Feel free to photoshop anything into the tapestry but try not to be too graphic!!!
-Also try to photoshop parts which haven't been done yet!
P.S: Sorry about all the messy hyperlinks and different hosting accounts, the sites still being designed.
Cheers,
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:13,
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www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/download.htm
Then copy the chosen section into photoshop and edit it. Then email it to me at [email protected] or post it on the board. The complete tapestry can be found at:
www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/version2/
Feel free to photoshop anything into the tapestry but try not to be too graphic!!!
-Also try to photoshop parts which haven't been done yet!
P.S: Sorry about all the messy hyperlinks and different hosting accounts, the sites still being designed.
Cheers,
if it weren't
for my complete lack of skill and attention span, i'd also have a go
afternoon
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:20,
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afternoon
hello there
due to too much drinking yesterday, my mind and body are both in great turmoil
and i'm going out in a bit to drink more
alcoholism ROCKS!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:24,
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and i'm going out in a bit to drink more
alcoholism ROCKS!
What are we?
You Bayeux Photoshopping....
Sure, I'll give it a go. It looks fun!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:16,
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Sure, I'll give it a go. It looks fun!
That, my friend
is a really good idea.
Woo and good luck to you. I'd join in myself if only I had Photoshop.
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Woo and good luck to you. I'd join in myself if only I had Photoshop.
there's a moral to this image
it's either something to do with drugs or something to do with not starting an image until you have a good idea...
original story Spending spree head remanded
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:09,
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original story Spending spree head remanded
Wouldn't it be good to be Nik Kershaw?
Wouldn't it be good to make some bread?
Wouldn't it be good if I could get some viscious head?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:16,
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Wouldn't it be good if I could get some viscious head?
Why
do they do it?
seriously, why do scallys tuck their pants into their socks? This question keeps me awake at nights
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:07,
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do they do it?
seriously, why do scallys tuck their pants into their socks? This question keeps me awake at nights
Strange and woosome.
I got bitten to buggery by ants this afternoon. I got some advice off the innerweb to rub garlic on the bites to reduce the irritation, so I did... and it works!!!
I now reek of garlic tho'
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:08,
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I now reek of garlic tho'
at least
you won't get bitten by vampires... you may get chased by sleazy Frenchmen though...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:12,
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are you
an undead sleazy Frenchman? if so, you hide it well ; )
evening tall and shiny one.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:15,
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evening tall and shiny one.
moderately alive
half french, and not really sleazy at all. other than that, it's a dead match :)
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not sleazy??
pffffffffffffft! refrains from mentioning wanking into my hair...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:18,
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I did not!
I never bring up wanking... it just seems to happen when I'm around sometimes...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:21,
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Yarr!!
And why do they wear burberry caps with the peaks pointing to the sky? The list goes on, and no-one is any the wiser. Hmmmm.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:11,
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I recently saw
two teenage blokes on the tube. Their hair was so high that their baseball caps weren't even as far down as the top of their skulls, and they both had dummies - one holding it in his hand, the other with it in the side of his mouth in a James-Dean-matchstick kinda way...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:14,
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i saw one
the other day with not only a burberry cap, but a burberry cover on his mobile phone.
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I still think
the funniest thing is all the English people wearing Hackett clothing and being blissfully unaware of what that means in Scots...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:17,
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Heeee!
Can I borrow it to help me compere 'Miss Pram Face Abergavenny 2003' tomorrow?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:12,
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hmmmm
he'll be popular in the gay community when he's older...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:00,
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
*runs*
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:01,
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*runs*
wooo
TJ:when i donate money do i just click on the paypal bit or do i have to tell someone first?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:02,
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I think what you have to do
is give the money to me and forget anything ever happened...
Sorry, no, you don't have to tell anyone, just click :)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:03,
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Sorry, no, you don't have to tell anyone, just click :)
This I find very funny...
...and silly. Click for 1 meg mpg.
And go here for more:
www.hungarian-goulash.co.uk/
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 17:58,
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And go here for more:
www.hungarian-goulash.co.uk/
Bits of water melon are like
non-sticky, non-freezing, very-tasty ice lollies.
Yum.
So not like ice lollies at all, actually. Sorry.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:00,
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Yum.
So not like ice lollies at all, actually. Sorry.
Except
in my fridge, everything freezes. My fridge is evil. It freezes my beer :|
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:13,
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You do realise there's
a temperarture adjustment feature?
Simply 'twist' the 'knob'
;o)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:21,
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Simply 'twist' the 'knob'
;o)
they always make me think
of the corinthian, but that's a bit lengthy for most b3tans ;)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 17:50,
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I assume
there's some obscure reason for this buried deep in the spazz somewhere?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 17:58,
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yeah
there was a spate of mouth-eyed babies months ago and they were named Ian Yeeks then. I can't remember why...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 17:59,
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Reminds me of
Mata's 9 mouthed baby. One of the most disturbing things i've seen on the net
Wooo yours
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 17:49,
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Wooo yours
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