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# quickmash™
add salt and pepper to taste.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)
# yay!
tripods!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)
# for the b3tan who has
everything

woo!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)
# yay!
top mashing :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:45, archived)
# I don't deserve your uberwoo!
but thanks! :)
excellent work with the whole thing btw!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)
# It deserves it
just for the thing with a gun.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)
# are you sure?
he's gonna pop one in that shark and end the bandwagon forever..!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)
# It's like Jaws
it'll be replaced by a bgger shark for the next picture.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:50, archived)
# reality
THE REVENGE
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)
# "we're gonna need
a bigger chopper"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)
# cue
70s porn music...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)
# "I've come to fix
the bridge"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
# laughing too much
gonna drop me daughter...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# you
called?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)
# yay!
:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)
# yay for hippopotamus in spacesuits
and for the rest of the picture aswell.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] kkkandle...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# the kkk
and a black pig.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# pah...
so much for my surprise ending ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)
# woo!
there's much burning on the board today...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# I was really enjoying that till the end part.
Then I enjoyed it more.

Hurrah
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)
# ta...
just having it melt away seemed somewhat uninspired... :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)
# I
wasn't expecting that !
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)
# just thought I'd bring in some fluffiness
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# have i seen this before?
...evenin.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# eep
I might have... I couldn't remember if I'd posted it the other day or not, so I thought I'd go ahead and post it.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)
# still very good tho
.. woo et yay.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# Clever buggers, those tigers.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# heh
now that's talent
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# ascending and descending, sponsored by stannah
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Hehehehe!
Thora's stuck on her new stairlift forever!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# ah
I couldn't figure out what that was!

yay
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# haha
woo
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
WOOO!

I guess they needed a new direction after Thora.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# yay to escher!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)
# hee hee...
evenin' mr spacefish... how's you?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# i'm top sausages, me
been to brighton for the day, bought my little bother a birthday present and generally done nothing i didn't want to :) how's you?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:44, archived)
# i'm tip top too ta...
hee hee... is 'little bother' deliberate or a freudian slip? :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)
# a freudian fuck- i mean slip
nah, it was deliberate. it's not true though. he's quite a big bother :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)
# it's big so i'll just link
clicky

edit: oh yeah, nice pic!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
# that's the best thing ever!
if you could crop it a bit, 'twould surely look good on the board!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)
# has
already been on there and i'm being kind to the 56k peeps (like me)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)
# fair dos!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)
# hahaha fantastic !

(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)
# oooh...
nice woo yay... evenin' oCo :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:45, archived)
# evening :)
... and I love to recycle things ...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)
# something in your teeth?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# heh
pass the floss, please
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# it's escaping!
bite it! bite it HARD!

i keep getting distracted by your username, and anticipation of norks. no fair.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# my norks
are in the spazz... but if you ask nicely...

and don't bite, that's my daughter!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# somehow i don't think
that spazzing for "norks" is going to get me anywhere fast :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# on the other hand
i'm very prepared to ask nicely :)

*bats my eyelashes and offers bribe of choice*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)
# I'm just
chucking them all together on one page ; )
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)
# ooh, ta very much
i'll offer my bribe at the next bash shall i? :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)
# depends what the bribe is ; )
Here - warning, one NSFW image and lots of SFW ones... but all norks : )
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)
# i'm getting
a 404...

edit: aha, wrong extension :) working now!

wooyays! big time norkage!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)
# try again
I put .jpg instead of .htm the first time : P now I'm just fixing the broken link in the middle...

Edit: right, that's it finally...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)
# you really are
making the most of your norks :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)
# well
there's a lot of them to make use of ; )
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] done?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# yes
about 20 minutes after the compo was announced
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)
# Is this GC?
not goatse man, but this page itself

www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/index.html *NSFW*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Can someone else click that first


And give me a quick summary please.

I'm scared.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
# i just bit the end
of my tongue off
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# its an interview with a guy
who likes to stretch his bumhole like goatse man. With pictures.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# it IS
goatse man
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# i want to inform you that it isn't him
but I can't think of a way to do it without implying that I look at goatse man a lot*.

I don't, as it happens, but i've photoshopped him a couple of times, so i had to look at it while doing that
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# look at the top most picture
on the page
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)
# yes.
clearly a different guy.

Edit: and I can't believe you thought I could have missed the first thing that appears when you click that link! Its not exactly something you'd fail to notice unless you were blind! eeewww!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)
# When I was looking at it
I sort of, looked at it, then scrolled quickly, so you know, one might miss it
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# wow
an interview with the goatse man hahah
(with pictures)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# I think I'll keep my innocent little eyes away then.
I'm surprised I didn't get any "What are we your CSECTAGMAS bitches?"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# Summary:
Don't click it.

Eeew.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Rightly
...how to dilate your arsehole to accept a beachball, over the course of two or three years.

With photos.

Featuring a fat old man.

Nurse, bring me the eye drops and the wire-wool...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# I've found
bleach helps too.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# if u like cucumbers
then click. and if u want to know how to make your ass bigger. and if you like hot girls....um yeah
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# It's truly hilarious
man being interviewed about sticking things up his bum. Hasn't affected him in any way.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# It's a french bloke
talking about how he likes to put wine bottles in his ass.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# why why why pixelate out his cock?
edit: it's like tubgirl!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Why
do I click on these links? I'm very, very stupid sometimes.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# I've not seen that before
and impressive as fitting a globe up your arse is, I can happily not see it again.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# he's got the whole world
up his arse...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# a cardboard tube and this one methinks...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Ah
How very interesting. I hereby wish to thank the guys at CERN for giving us the Internet back in the days.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)
# *cough*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
You don't really seem able to escape the 70's though, do you?

Never mind. My suggestion is to keep at this again and again and again no matter what anybody else says.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Heh, I didn't really notice, but you're right.

Maybe it's kind of a katharsis from my past.
/deep.


I'm sure there's tonnes of 70's entertainers left to burn anyway.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)
# bert and ernie are timeless
so do they really count?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)
# arf
.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)
# heheh
more burning, please!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Heh Heh
Heh
Snort.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# be hold i give you goth lama


be kind first post, fairly new to this inter web thing
bugga
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# hello :)
you having a spot of bother?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Try the "preview" button.

It's your friend.


or the FAQ
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)
# M.C. Escher
in da house.

Click to remix to ignition.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)
# wiggedy whack
i'm lovin it
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# haha !
I like that :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)
# Genius!
woo!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# how bizarre!
two escherisms on the same page. it must be collective conciousness or something...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)
# Proper lovely.
I thought that was an apes gnarly hand to start with....
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# .
I invented the hippo, you know.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# heh heh heh heh heh heh
fantabullarse!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)
# hahaha.
nifty.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# wunnerful!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# arf !
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# HaHa
Very Woo
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# ace
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Most
Woosome.

(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# I'm sure you hear that every day
how strange, then, that you live with three other grownups...

PS - Woo!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] *ahem*


I'm taking suggestions for a quick list of B3tan galleries for the updated version of mine. They don't have to be big and fancy, just typical.

manic AT bloggerheads DOT com
(No rush. I'm too far gone to build anything else tonight.)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:09, archived)
# oh I see -very good
are you entering that in both this and last weeks compo?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# My apologies to everyone...
...for my Ku Ku clock faux pas earlier. I really should check the front page more often.

As a peace offering I give you a pulsating lemon as seen from the top of Blackpool tower.



...it's full of zesty goodness.

I'm off to participate in 'theatre' - see you all later.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm
pulsating...

I just got that Rob on the radio BBC spam email thingy too...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:00, archived)
# grr
well I'm off to the pub to sulk about it
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Please
explain! I DOOOONT UNDERSTAAAND
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# nor me
and I'm really off. Tara.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)
# pulsating lemon!
(jack)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:00, archived)
# How queer
Must be an old fruit.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
and enjoy your rock! you musicians are the best bit of that show
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# How do you
synch that with the music I'm listening to?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# Need some helpful suggestions
I'm just a lurker, but need to ask help from you guys and gals...

Trying to get this head attachment righ and can't figure out what to do about the skin tone and lighting issues. It's NSFW so here's a link

www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/magicman116/tryformatch.jpg

any suggestions would be appreciated.

Oh, and yes, I do have the women's permission to use the pics
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Uhm...
The original picof the head is obviously taken outside, in sunlight. The body & rest of pic is taken inside with flash. That is not a very good start I'd say. the different light-source types makes it hard to join them.
If you have Photoshop you should try playing with Level, Brightness and Contrast and Variations.
I hope I don't have to tell you to have the head in a separate layer?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# you know the woman
who belongs to that body?? wow!

anyway, create a copy layer of the face then play around with blending mode (try multiply) and also fiddle about with the layer opacity.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# colour adjust
might help a bit also
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Is that Sonia's head?
Or am I being a tad slow?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Get her to pose naked
would be quicker
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# And by "get her to",
I think we all know that he really means beat her unconscious, take her clothes off and take pictures of her.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# thanks
for the suggestions so far folks!

Yes, I"m lucky enough to know them both Both are great gals. They are inside outside mix and I knew that would be a problem, but it's all have to work with.

I'll try the suggestions and see what my feeble skills can do with it
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# You could always send me the whole
photoshoot and I'd be glad to do it for you ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)
# cool
actually the whole thing consists of the two pics.... I can send them np
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# No. 13
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:49, archived)
# YAY
FUTURAMA!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:50, archived)
# :-(
*Sniffle* It's all over.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:51, archived)
# did you watch the last episode?
very good, i thought. i keep watching it over and over.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:00, archived)
# You can't beat
Animation and musicals.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# to be honest
and with all due respect as I am a MASSIVE futurama fan, i dont mean I personaly am massive, i mean that i really like futurama, i thought the last episode was a bit of a let down.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Ah, good thinking there.
Suggestion for future: Where's Wally?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Nice
i've added it to the tapestry,
www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/version2/
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:52, archived)
# shite!
just saw there already was a #13!!! fucksocks! do you want a new one?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# yeh
i'll put it up anyway, please make as many as you can :D

cheers
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)
# DivX?
Heheh.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)
# couldn't resist...
sorry Beau Bo d'Or ; )
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:40, archived)
# if we were to re write the history books,
everything else would just be a foot-note.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:45, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:46, archived)
# ??
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:50, archived)
# I think
It's from the Day Today.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:51, archived)
# sorry,
i'm all bent up on goof balls
and my arms have gone a bit jessop jessop.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# I obviously lost the news.
I'll try and look a little sorrier.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:03, archived)
# peter, turn the paper
180 degrees in my favour.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# can you summarise
that in a noise?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# That would be
Stannah Hussein?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] After a bottle and a half of White Lightning....
It's happened to all of us, hasn't it.



My first paintmash =O
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:39, archived)
# and
very WOO! it is, too.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Shit
I forgot to put the just-past-closing-time clock on the wall
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:44, archived)

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