
but thanks! :)
excellent work with the whole thing btw!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:46,
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excellent work with the whole thing btw!

he's gonna pop one in that shark and end the bandwagon forever..!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:48,
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it'll be replaced by a bgger shark for the next picture.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:50,
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and for the rest of the picture aswell.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:46,
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Then I enjoyed it more.
Hurrah
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:38,
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Hurrah

just having it melt away seemed somewhat uninspired... :)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:48,
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to counteract all the KKK stuff

click for bigger
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:29,
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click for bigger

I might have... I couldn't remember if I'd posted it the other day or not, so I thought I'd go ahead and post it.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:31,
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WOOO!
I guess they needed a new direction after Thora.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:30,
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I guess they needed a new direction after Thora.

been to brighton for the day, bought my little bother a birthday present and generally done nothing i didn't want to :) how's you?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:44,
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hee hee... is 'little bother' deliberate or a freudian slip? :)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:51,
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nah, it was deliberate. it's not true though. he's quite a big bother :)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:07,
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if you could crop it a bit, 'twould surely look good on the board!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:41,
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already been on there and i'm being kind to the 56k peeps (like me)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:42,
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bite it! bite it HARD!
i keep getting distracted by your username, and anticipation of norks. no fair.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:30,
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i keep getting distracted by your username, and anticipation of norks. no fair.

are in the spazz... but if you ask nicely...
and don't bite, that's my daughter!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:33,
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and don't bite, that's my daughter!

that spazzing for "norks" is going to get me anywhere fast :)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:37,
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i'm very prepared to ask nicely :)
*bats my eyelashes and offers bribe of choice*
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:38,
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*bats my eyelashes and offers bribe of choice*

i'll offer my bribe at the next bash shall i? :)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:42,
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Here - warning, one NSFW image and lots of SFW ones... but all norks : )
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:52,
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a 404...
edit: aha, wrong extension :) working now!
wooyays! big time norkage!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:52,
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edit: aha, wrong extension :) working now!
wooyays! big time norkage!

I put .jpg instead of .htm the first time : P now I'm just fixing the broken link in the middle...
Edit: right, that's it finally...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:54,
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Edit: right, that's it finally...

not goatse man, but this page itself
www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/index.html *NSFW*
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:23,
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www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/index.html *NSFW*

And give me a quick summary please.
I'm scared.

who likes to stretch his bumhole like goatse man. With pictures.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:25,
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but I can't think of a way to do it without implying that I look at goatse man a lot*.
I don't, as it happens, but i've photoshopped him a couple of times, so i had to look at it while doing that
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:30,
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I don't, as it happens, but i've photoshopped him a couple of times, so i had to look at it while doing that

clearly a different guy.
Edit: and I can't believe you thought I could have missed the first thing that appears when you click that link! Its not exactly something you'd fail to notice unless you were blind! eeewww!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:31,
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Edit: and I can't believe you thought I could have missed the first thing that appears when you click that link! Its not exactly something you'd fail to notice unless you were blind! eeewww!

I sort of, looked at it, then scrolled quickly, so you know, one might miss it
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:39,
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I'm surprised I didn't get any "What are we your CSECTAGMAS bitches?"
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:27,
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...how to dilate your arsehole to accept a beachball, over the course of two or three years.
With photos.
Featuring a fat old man.
Nurse, bring me the eye drops and the wire-wool...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:27,
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With photos.
Featuring a fat old man.
Nurse, bring me the eye drops and the wire-wool...

then click. and if u want to know how to make your ass bigger. and if you like hot girls....um yeah
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:27,
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man being interviewed about sticking things up his bum. Hasn't affected him in any way.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:29,
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talking about how he likes to put wine bottles in his ass.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:29,
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do I click on these links? I'm very, very stupid sometimes.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:26,
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and impressive as fitting a globe up your arse is, I can happily not see it again.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:26,
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How very interesting. I hereby wish to thank the guys at CERN for giving us the Internet back in the days.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:48,
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Previous toasty celebrities:
Krisp Kristopherson (Kamikazee Killmouse)
Bur(n)t and Ernie
Bur(n)t Reynolds

You don't really seem able to escape the 70's though, do you?
Never mind. My suggestion is to keep at this again and again and again no matter what anybody else says.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:21,
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Never mind. My suggestion is to keep at this again and again and again no matter what anybody else says.

Maybe it's kind of a katharsis from my past.
/deep.
I'm sure there's tonnes of 70's entertainers left to burn anyway.

be kind first post, fairly new to this inter web thing
bugga

two escherisms on the same page. it must be collective conciousness or something...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:31,
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I thought that was an apes gnarly hand to start with....
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:34,
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how strange, then, that you live with three other grownups...
PS - Woo!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:17,
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PS - Woo!
![Challenge Entry: Photoshop the Klan [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

I'm taking suggestions for a quick list of B3tan galleries for the updated version of mine. They don't have to be big and fancy, just typical.
manic AT bloggerheads DOT com
(No rush. I'm too far gone to build anything else tonight.)

are you entering that in both this and last weeks compo?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:21,
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...for my Ku Ku clock faux pas earlier. I really should check the front page more often.
As a peace offering I give you a pulsating lemon as seen from the top of Blackpool tower.

...it's full of zesty goodness.
I'm off to participate in 'theatre' - see you all later.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:59,
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As a peace offering I give you a pulsating lemon as seen from the top of Blackpool tower.

...it's full of zesty goodness.
I'm off to participate in 'theatre' - see you all later.

pulsating...
I just got that Rob on the radio BBC spam email thingy too...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:00,
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I just got that Rob on the radio BBC spam email thingy too...

and enjoy your rock! you musicians are the best bit of that show
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:08,
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I'm just a lurker, but need to ask help from you guys and gals...
Trying to get this head attachment righ and can't figure out what to do about the skin tone and lighting issues. It's NSFW so here's a link
www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/magicman116/tryformatch.jpg
any suggestions would be appreciated.
Oh, and yes, I do have the women's permission to use the pics
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:53,
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Trying to get this head attachment righ and can't figure out what to do about the skin tone and lighting issues. It's NSFW so here's a link
www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/magicman116/tryformatch.jpg
any suggestions would be appreciated.
Oh, and yes, I do have the women's permission to use the pics

The original picof the head is obviously taken outside, in sunlight. The body & rest of pic is taken inside with flash. That is not a very good start I'd say. the different light-source types makes it hard to join them.
If you have Photoshop you should try playing with Level, Brightness and Contrast and Variations.
I hope I don't have to tell you to have the head in a separate layer?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:56,
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If you have Photoshop you should try playing with Level, Brightness and Contrast and Variations.
I hope I don't have to tell you to have the head in a separate layer?

who belongs to that body?? wow!
anyway, create a copy layer of the face then play around with blending mode (try multiply) and also fiddle about with the layer opacity.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:57,
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anyway, create a copy layer of the face then play around with blending mode (try multiply) and also fiddle about with the layer opacity.

I think we all know that he really means beat her unconscious, take her clothes off and take pictures of her.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:08,
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for the suggestions so far folks!
Yes, I"m lucky enough to know them both Both are great gals. They are inside outside mix and I knew that would be a problem, but it's all have to work with.
I'll try the suggestions and see what my feeble skills can do with it
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:17,
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Yes, I"m lucky enough to know them both Both are great gals. They are inside outside mix and I knew that would be a problem, but it's all have to work with.
I'll try the suggestions and see what my feeble skills can do with it

photoshoot and I'd be glad to do it for you ;)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:22,
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actually the whole thing consists of the two pics.... I can send them np
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 22:42,
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very good, i thought. i keep watching it over and over.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:00,
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and with all due respect as I am a MASSIVE futurama fan, i dont mean I personaly am massive, i mean that i really like futurama, i thought the last episode was a bit of a let down.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:39,
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Suggestion for future: Where's Wally?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:52,
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i've added it to the tapestry,
www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/version2/
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:52,
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www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/version2/

just saw there already was a #13!!! fucksocks! do you want a new one?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:02,
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i'll put it up anyway, please make as many as you can :D
cheers
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:38,
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cheers

everything else would just be a foot-note.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:45,
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i'm all bent up on goof balls
and my arms have gone a bit jessop jessop.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:56,
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and my arms have gone a bit jessop jessop.

I'll try and look a little sorrier.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:03,
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![Challenge Entry: Photoshop the Klan [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
It's happened to all of us, hasn't it.

My first paintmash =O
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:39,
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My first paintmash =O

I forgot to put the just-past-closing-time clock on the wall
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:44,
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