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[challenge entry] anonymous under the hood...
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# skilled ninja execution fluffiness.

cfb!

a friend of mine said my drawings needed more blood. the ninja was my idea.
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)
# that is very
nice. well, it's got death, so not that nice, really. it's good, that's the one. it's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# i've got a biro lid in my mouth so i can talk like a clanger.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Can you not just whistle?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:41, archived)
# you know how to whistle, don't you?
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:41, archived)
# yes,
but i prefer using a pen lid. bugger, it's not working any more. that's the end of that then.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:43, archived)
# i was going for the
"just put your lips together and blow" quote.
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:44, archived)
# suck
don't blow
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# oh my!
first the norkage, then this! it's enough to make a boy weak at the knees!
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# hopefully not
weak everywhere... 0: )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# people have got their directions mixed up
when they talk about "descending" into madness.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# now i wouldn't be a gentleman
if i was to rise to your bait now, would i!
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# considering
what the bait is, I'd be offended if it didn't have some effect ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:49, archived)
# well believe me
it's good bait! get onto m3ss3ng3r! i want a rematch at connect 4, then i can continue with this filthy innuendo in private! ;)
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:50, archived)
# I'm there
waiting for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:52, archived)
# rowr!
didn't see you on the user list thingy, but i've got you in my sights now.. time for a beating, methinks.
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:54, archived)
# well
it's 2-0 to me so far...

unless you're talking about another kind of beating ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# well...
i was talking about me taking the beating..
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Quick! Someone knee-cap him!
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# NEVER
quote other people! think of something new and say that! something no one else's said before, or even if they have who cares, because you've thought of it too, but independently!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# yeeessss....
*backs away slowly*
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# it's actually
very good advice, though. people who quote other people and repeat stuff all the time are generally a pile of boring dickheads.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:48, archived)
# you scoundrel!
do you call me such names! i should have at you, my good man! put up your dukes!
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:49, archived)
# but you draw lovely drawings,
and once isn't all the time! it was a cautionary tale. don't end up like danny.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:50, archived)
# *remembers danny*
*sniff*

you're right. i'll do my best.
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Quoting can have it's uses,
but you're right. It shouldn't be done all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:59, archived)
# but at the end of the day, all's fair in love and war
and you can't make an omlette without breaking some eggs. i say, take each day as it comes.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:49, archived)
# it's louder
my way. and FAAAASSSSSTTTTTEEEEEERRRRRRR(exclamation mark)(exclamation mark)(exclamation mark)(exclamation mark)(exclamation mark)(exclamation mark)(exclamation mark).
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:42, archived)
# yay! i love these so much!
(cute cute cute!)
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# ninja!
beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:42, archived)
# woo!
he just flipped out to demonstrate
REAL ultimate POWER!!!!
(dognutz, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Look! It's Patrick Mower!


(Sorry.. it's been a long week!)

(I helped save b3ta! mustn't-grumble, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)
# sorry Mr Grimsdale!
nice : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha
love it.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:38, archived)
# he's
a bit of a nazi.
but great.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:38, archived)
# A nazi?
How so?
(I helped save b3ta! mustn't-grumble, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)
# He agrees with their economic policy.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:43, archived)
# he's a bit
right wing, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:44, archived)
# That monacle...
.. it rocks though, dunnit?!
(I helped save b3ta! mustn't-grumble, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# it sure does.
i want a monacle.
only got one eye that needs glasses.
trouble is i don't know where to get a monacle from.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# i'm still waiting for them to invent
sunglass monocles.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:49, archived)
# i think
you just did...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:51, archived)
# well now i'm waiting
for someone to manufacture them.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 22:04, archived)
# he's a pacifist
how can he be a Nazi?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:42, archived)
# because
i say so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:44, archived)
# pfffffffffft
so there : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# missed a bit!
sorry rodger
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:43, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)
# wow! that is staggering!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:38, archived)
# more!
rainboooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwsssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:41, archived)
# that's
a thing of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Klu Klux Klanger - Concept by Ajtag


I do requests... for friends and family.
(Nachimir, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:28, archived)
# woooooo
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)
# hee hee!
now that's good, I've seen other Klanger pics, but not one with a knitted hood!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Yes
knitted hood makes it worth it.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)
# By the way mate..
..your "Weapon of Choice" was absolute genius!
(I helped save b3ta! mustn't-grumble, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Thats the best of the KKKlanger pics i've seen
(smoglane!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Yeah
Like the knited hood :)
(Romana, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:31, archived)
# knitted!
yaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)
# easy ; )
you'll run out of space to put knitted/soft fabric memes : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# my cuddly memes are great
i get to wake up in a slightly different world to the other people in the street. i'm going to give them to my kids (when i have kids), and they'll probably turn out autistic
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:41, archived)
# but
you live in a slightly different world to everyone else already...

by the way, I just found out you live pretty close to my mum
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:43, archived)
# oh yes?
which area is she in?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Gilmerton
you're somewhere in the region of Captain's Road?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# i know people in gilmerton!
and i know exactly which area you must mean, too. she's probably ten minutes walk away, maximum.

i wonder if she has battenburg...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:51, archived)
# she's got some
in the freezer... it was the ratbag's birthday cake, but I got a really big one and iced it, and we didn't finish it all.

You know where the Supperbowl really bad chippy is? she's just down from there (heading towards Dalkeith)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:54, archived)
# yep!
i know the supperbowl. it's on the 32 bus route, and i pass it when visiting fronds in gilmerton!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Fucking top.
I worry about Oliver Postgate's creations getting mixed up in that sort of thing, though. I daren't think too deeply about Ivor The Engine.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:43, archived)
# I shouldn't
worry about him changing if I were you; his thinking is quite rail-roaded.
(<groan>)

Ajtag and I thought of "Soup and Crackers".

Thanks everyone.
(Nachimir, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:49, archived)
# I can't get my
Satisfation

Big image


Fixed 404
(Flash13, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:27, archived)
# The image is red-exing
and the linky is a 404 for me.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:28, archived)
# fine for me
woo

i hate that show
(Clockwork, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# it's like when it once said
robbie williams: nob

except it was real.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# i don't understand
what's wrong there
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# lol
look closely....
(Flash13, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] try it again..
didn't work last time...

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:21, archived)
# haha
great stuff! it's nice to see entries that aren't just photoshopped hoods on people :)
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:23, archived)
# :D
ta chuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# good!
just one thing though, particularly at busier times, it's better to edit the original post with the working URL rather than add a new thread - the page only holds 15 threads, so each time you add a new one, the bottom thread gets pushed into the archive.

good picture though : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:23, archived)
# well...
how about.. someone starts off a thread, then everyone adds everything to that thread as if they're making their own one. that way, it's endless! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:25, archived)
# then you'd get friction burns
from your mouse wheel
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:26, archived)
# actually,
cal should make a special page where it has all of the threads ever posted to b3ta as replies to post1.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:28, archived)
# How about
just in the order that they were posted/order of post number, rather than showing what responded to what?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)
# that would be
most confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)
# yeah,
it'd be magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/reverseboard.com
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)
# it wouldn't be compulsory,
just for special occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:31, archived)
# because the number of threads
is designed to make sure it isn't too painful for dial-up users.
(well, i assume that's why anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:26, archived)
# 15
wasn't too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)
# how very
unpleasant...

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)
# haha
quality ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
# oooooh
i like you!


w/y/h
(DeviousMiscreant, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# I recognise
that croc



featured in my first B3ta animation
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] been done?
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# has been,
but that is worringly cute!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)
# well at least
i have that going for me :)
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
# all your work is cute!
cute cute yay cute!

i think it deserves numerous ^.^'s aswell, the cutest happy emoticon!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)
# haha, that's where i draw the line
also, it's not all cute.

my friend doug wanted one with blood. maybe i'll post what i drew on here someday :)
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# dying people
can be cute too!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# the colour stays on your skin
for weeks though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:28, archived)
# here's a cute little fella for you
(Evelyn Stannard, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:20, archived)
#
home e of the baguette lame
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)
# excuse me?
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# selective
alphabet vision
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:18, archived)
# yeah
you're still not making sense :)
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)
# i've got proper cards of these
they're wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# They were
some of my favourite things i've seen on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:42, archived)
# that's what
you think! mwahjahahahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)
# oh yes, but the more the merrier
(dognutz, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Seen this yet??
home.ican.net/~otiss/bonsai/bonsai.html
lmao at it a moment ago.
(qwisp, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# quick!
run!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# oh you've got to be
kidding
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)
# that's really not right
the kitten in the photo looks too big to fit in that jar to start with
(DeviousMiscreant, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)
# it's all
a fake

otherwise we'd be down outside that website with pickets and burning, um, glass boxes
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# sheesh!
never heard of bonzai kittens before? pah.. it used to me my obsession...

isn't it www.bonsaikitten.com anyways?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# weirdo
that's just really tight (no pun intended)
(DeviousMiscreant, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# no...
not a good obsession... i didn't agree with it.. i just thought it was weird
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)
# well, frankly...I'm shocked
mind you...I'm drunk too!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Something fluffy

A paint mash hamster.
(peska, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)
# that is so very lovely!!
yayayay!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# your site is the loveliest thing ever!
more woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# *makes note to steal animation style as soon as possible*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)
# ooooh
i must agree! it's beautiful! and it reminds me a bit of mantlepies, which is never a bad thing!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)
# that's what it reminds me of!
although it's more like real-world pencil-and-paper.

look! it's reduced me to hyphens!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:22, archived)
# how
random! yet strangely cute...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Thankyou!
It's my first post!
(peska, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)
# it is?
well, congratulations on getting it right : ) pull up a kitten, you'll never leave...

welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)
# es
muy hermoso!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# first post?
you'll fit right in here!
lovely!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Lovely
Have my fave hamster to Woo it, click it for my first attempt at Flash
(nan-demo, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:20, archived)
# woooooo,
he's a quick one!
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello
(greenjim, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# urgh
its horrible.

woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# my pickled onion girl
i'm so in love with yoooooooou.

who's bastard idea was it to make the tab button actually do a tab space and not go to the next part of the form. arrrrrgh.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)
# it was
mine... even though i have nothing to do with the site...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's see what's todo today...


may have been done before... but still..

if it doesn't work, try here
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# yeah
we get a lot of redexes about the place...

you're missing half the URL - MSN has huge ones... make sure you get it all
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:00, archived)
# it works for me..
hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# I guess
it's cached so you can see it, I certainly can't
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)
# so..
where else can you host images?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)
# MSN
is fine for hosting, you've just got to make sure you copy the whole URL (and that you've got it set to public too)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:21, archived)
# oooh!
you must set it to public!?

ahhhh. that's why!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:22, archived)
# just click on the url then ctrl+a ctrl+c then ctrl+v in the message with the codey thing
although i'm guessing you know that
(DeviousMiscreant, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# (rolls eyes)
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# (rolls eyes back)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# (puts in pocket)
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# humph...
stop taking the piss!

i'm sensitive :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# we're not taking the piss...
and Stev, don't play with round things in your pocket in public
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# But it's no fun
when other people can't see :(
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# it's even more fun
if someone else puts their hand in your pocket...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
# said marcel marceau
to helen keller
(dognutz, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)
# double standards!
but I don't care, there's men with beards on the television!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# look what's outside my window!

or at least was a few minutes ago. luverly.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# perty!
Hooray for photographs out windows!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# aww
beautiful (roll eyes)

edit// if i took a picture, it would just be black :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:00, archived)
# nice





i dont get it
(3mo Kid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:00, archived)
# there's nowt to get
i'm afraid.

i'll shop it for you.
edit:
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
# that's beautiful
now cut your wrists
(dognutz, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)
# You star
You gibbering idiot of a star

I'll take that with me to the pub if I may.
Back later.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
# im going to the pug too
snap
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)
# me
too !

shall we get pissed?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# I intend to.
Moderately anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# I want to go to the pub!
I don't drink, but I don't need to... but I get to stay home and sit in a corner, masturbating and crying...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# can i watch?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# you could help
if you like...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# i would,
but i don't think i can reach from here...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)
# well, I'll do
the reaching, you can do something else?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)
# i've opened
the bottle of baby oil

what next?
(dognutz, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)
# whatever
tickles your fancy... but baby oil is best used after a shower... warm, wet, soapy hands...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)
# i've slipped in the shower
i'm bleeding
i feel faint
yet somehow...

...liberated

I'm floating like an angel

there's a light

I'm following it

mother? mother? is that you?

oh fuck. I'm dead
(dognutz, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)
# nah
just kidding
(dognutz, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# and i must say
you do have mighty fine norks
(dognutz, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:22, archived)
# thanks : )
I'm quite happy with them
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:24, archived)
# blimey!
i just looked in your profile!

(you probably won't read this but..)

those are some damn fine norks!
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 24 Aug 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Why stay at home.
The bar has a space near the telly.

Anyway, I'm away. Byeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# me
too , tata :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
# ooooooh!
I'm so impressed I'm sitting here grinning like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)
# that
makes my brain spicy.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)
# well done, that's fab' :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Cat Droppings
that's top banana that is.
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# aww...
nice :)
edit... and i'm away... maybe back later...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)
# that is
very, very special
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Is that
Terry Pratchett's Death?

The one with the liking for cats who TALKS LIKE THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Fireman Klan
Never use pillow cases around fire, thats what I say.

(b3n, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)
# hoo hoo hoo!
Laughed my socks off. Across the room.
(mrdan, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] if your gonna be like that
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:00, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
and a full round of
Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! N3d, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Chewy !

(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)
# that's really great !
woooooooooo yay !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)
# ello mate :)
I'm off to the pub in a mo to get silly , yay !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)
# kick it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Top brass
Dead good.

Kill it
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
# woo nice
he looks
very angree
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# haha
fuck the eucalyptus

i want MEAT!
(dognutz, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# flippin' 'eck Tedmus!
you're getting far too good at this sort of thing!

W/h!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
# The bayeux Tapestry Project
homepage.ntlworld.com/chrisemerson/bayeux/

Gowan, have a go!
(Nade, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)
# spamtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)
# roffle
sorry, make some parts and complete the tapestry and i wont have to spam :P
(Nade, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Where can you get
the unmolested bits from?
(Astatine, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)
# download them from the site
there is a link at the top.
(Lambkin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Ah, so there is :)
I'm being dim today.
(Astatine, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
# I bought a new gadget for my eos today
you'll never guess what I just saw

clicky for wallpaper! ~ my photography site is back
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)
# eeeeeeeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] new b3ta icon?

probably been done, don't really care though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)
# i blame
immigrants.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# someone had the cheek
to ask my uni's student union today about starting a society for the BNP, then got all ranty at people who explained how bad an idea it'd be.

i blame society.
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)
# haha.
BNP.
hehehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:44, archived)
# they're practically an ethnic minority!
:)

or should that be <:
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:45, archived)
# There's got to be a more amusing three words
for "BNP" to stand for.

"Bloody nasty people" springs to mind.
(Astatine, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)
# ha haa!
Bloomin nobless pricks
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)
# Blasted Nigger People.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)
# I suspect
they'd approve of that one.
(Astatine, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)
# "i'm not racist."
"I own a colour t.v."
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:50, archived)
# well they'd hardly
own a black-and-white one...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# "Buggers, Nonces and Ponces?"
That'll get their blood up :)
(Astatine, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)
# bean pee!
bald nazi poofaces
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)
# Banque Nationale de Paris
surely.
(Lambkin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)
# For a joke at university
I printed out a load of posters advertising the BigotSoc - as all the other persecuted minorities had societies but not bigots.

I wonder how many people thought it was serious? It was really a dig at all the resident welsh language nazis.
(Lambkin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
# just in time for halloween!
it's a ghost, right ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:45, archived)
# my trousers are falling down with excitement
at the prospect of going to the haloween bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)
# yes it is!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:23, archived)

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