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London

The Imperial


Sat 14 Jan 2006, 14:00

Teh Imperial

London

Going: GoldenFanjita, mongychops, Reckless_Rik, robtoo, Mr Gimpson, Pachey, gravytrain, Wasp Box, Funtastic Pony Magic, SuperMatt, Carling in a Stella glass, bill, knitter, brianftang, tipassoi, the.jokl, Bohica, Tu9, emvee, rogue, Geoff the Clownfish, jimllbreakit, urbane legend (23 people).

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 14:35, Reply)
fuck it why not

i never remember anything the next day anyway


(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 21:31, Reply)
Christ.. we`ll get arrested this time for sure

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 23:05, Reply)
I'm in

I promise* not to throw any playdoh this time


*promises only valid whilst sober


(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 17:35, Reply)
you're better than uri

at bending metal objects :P


(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 18:03, Reply)
I've still got the playdoh

it was on the bottom of my boot


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:48, Reply)
I'll try to make it again BOYYYYYEEEEEEE


(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:07, Reply)
don't forget your clock!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 18:35, Reply)
not sure i'm going to be able to make it now :(

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 9:00, Reply)
you`re bloody useless

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 12:32, Reply)
YOUR ALL GAY

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 3 Jan 2006, 10:56, Reply)
i'll be there

and i'll try not to fuck off early this time


(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 23:35, Reply)
no fucking off early for me either this time

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 11:56, Reply)
January will probably need warming up

I'll try not to go crashing across any tables.


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:51, Reply)
I am bringing

the lovely Mr Pachey.


(Pachey, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:02, Reply)
well, he _is_ siiiiimply suuuuuper

.. probably!


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 9:38, Reply)
I'm coming

and I will have recently been in America so I'll probably be an extra stone softer.

I VOTE CAMDEN.


(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 20:13, Reply)
you're having a camden one the week before

let's have it at the imperial ;)


(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 9:01, Reply)
you`ve already arranged your own stupid Camden bash

this one will be better

.. providing Mongychops doesn`t whip out his baps again..


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:05, Reply)
i'll change this to the imperial then?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:36, Reply)
yeah, why not

i'm sure someone will offer me a place to sleep


(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 20:04, Reply)
*offers lap*

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 20:09, Reply)
Handy Hint:

Discarded copies of the Evening Standard and Metro found around London can be arranged into a comfortable and beautiful nest for sleeping in


(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 13:03, Reply)
or in a tube station

they`re permanently 40+ degrees centipede


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 17:04, Reply)
I need to attend one of these bashes

count me in you fuckers!


(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 8:58, Reply)
yay!

bash +1

20 EXPERIENCE POINTS!


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 12:01, Reply)
I can't wait

I couldn't make it to the last one cos it was a week day and I've only just started my job so I couldn't get the time off.

Bring it on tho! I want to get to know you all both physically and analy.


(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 17:41, Reply)
don`t forget KY

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 12:24, Reply)
hmmmm

*considers*

will see if i am working


(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 14:45, Reply)
YOU'RE SO BLOODY UNCREATIVE

GET SOME BALLS MAN, pick a new venue so we can all have a little change. Camden bash is off, and I understand that we all don't want it in Camden, but I'm sure there are OTHER places near Leicester Square that ARE NOT the fucking Imperial.

jesus h.


(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 24 Dec 2005, 14:28, Reply)
none that i know of

i did make this one open for suggestions, but i'm not gonna change it once it's decided.. which it was when you organised the camden one then cancelled it! there's always next time sorry ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Sun 25 Dec 2005, 11:34, Reply)
it's just pathetic

that we go to this shitty ass pub every single fucking time.


(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 25 Dec 2005, 19:20, Reply)
nah

you love it


(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Sun 25 Dec 2005, 22:24, Reply)
I love it

*runs*


(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Mon 26 Dec 2005, 15:53, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 17:45, Reply)
Might I suggest a few in my home town, dartford?

then again, why make 15 odd b3tans come to you when it's easier to go to them?


(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 26 Dec 2005, 16:26, Reply)
to be fair she is saying in the leicester square area

edit: problem solved ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Mon 26 Dec 2005, 18:08, Reply)
good lord

keep your wig on love!

of course there are other places, but we never get any hassle at Teh Imperial, and it`s easy (or as hard to get to) for everyone

why did you cancel the Camden bash? we`d have gone to that, but we usually need more than 3 days notice! :p


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Dec 2005, 22:17, Reply)
what about the porterhouse?

tis big and pretty close to leicester square but the beers do have stupid names


(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Dec 2005, 10:17, Reply)


And its the only pub where if someone phones up and says "Where abouts are you in there?" I have to say "I don't know"


(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 27 Dec 2005, 12:27, Reply)
does the bar get busy in this place?

(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Tue 27 Dec 2005, 14:15, Reply)
The only time I've ever been it was hot and packed

but I don't know what its always like


(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 27 Dec 2005, 15:31, Reply)
and the only time I`ve been there..

..yeah what Gimp Man said

it`s OK late when people naff off, but that`s at about 10:30 .. must have lost about 9 stone in sweat that night

it`s near Embankment / Charing Cross


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Dec 2005, 20:48, Reply)
I think we should all wear hats to this bash.

Go on. You know you want to. Everybody loves a good hat.


(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 28 Dec 2005, 13:51, Reply)
wear what you like mate

(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Wed 28 Dec 2005, 14:12, Reply)
a suit made from human skin?

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 10:44, Reply)
Is it alright

if I bring my mum?


(Pachey, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 20:32, Reply)
is she fit?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 10:42, Reply)
no ticket punching!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 17:45, Reply)
Well, she spawned me

So let that be your guide.


(Pachey, Sun 1 Jan 2006, 18:38, Reply)
is she 'available'?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 8:59, Reply)
No, she's married to my father

And stop talking about my mum like that!


(Pachey, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 9:36, Reply)
does she 'play away'?

;)


(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 12:45, Reply)
Stop

it


(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 10:14, Reply)
Pachey's mum is Brian Cant.

AICMFP


(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:43, Reply)
I don't see why not

count me in

Edit: may have to leave early though


(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 18:18, Reply)
Definatley can't make this now. Bugger :(

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 20:31, Reply)
*cries*

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 8:58, Reply)
don't worry boyyyeeee i'll see you 'orrible lot at the Blackpool bash

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 10:31, Reply)
might be able to make it

but then again i might not


(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 22:51, Reply)
you tease!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 11:36, Reply)
you know

you love it


(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 12:27, Reply)
Hmm.

This is another one I'll probably miss unless I can get a baby sitter.

[edit]I dun gone an' got me a babysitter! See you there.


(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:08, Reply)
right

I've decided to make cupcakes for this monumentous occasion.

suggestions please:


(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:26, Reply)
suggestion 1:

cupcakes


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 9 Jan 2006, 13:23, Reply)
suggestion 2:

toenails and ear hair


(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 9 Jan 2006, 13:38, Reply)
suggestion 3:

sexy nuns


(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 15:02, Reply)
i'm not going now, but If I was i'd suggest apple & cinnamon without a doubt!

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:13, Reply)
what kind of a daft idea is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:29, Reply)
travel....

not content with a potential strike this evening, London Underground have a bunch of track closures lined up for next weekend that might make travel a pain in the arse, and will affect Pickmydilly, Destruct, and Misery Lines

PDF (really useful, that) available here: www.tfl.gov.uk/tube/downloads/pdf/travelinfo/track-closures.pdf

remember folks - if your journey is over 15 minutes delayed you can claim a refund, so there`s a chance of free travel, even if it`s a pain :/


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 13:14, Reply)
being a misery line person

I nearly claim everyday


(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 13:43, Reply)
so who's going to come and meet me nice and early?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 19:36, Reply)
I'll be there for 4

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 10:17, Reply)
nice one i'll get down there for around then then

try to bag that table at the back if you're there before me


(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 12:40, Reply)
I'm going to be in camden all day with my cousin and fellow b3tan jim'llbreakit

Don't know what time I'll get to the pub tho. Which one is it going to be? I thought people didn't want to go to the imperial or something.


(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 12:18, Reply)
it's at the imperial

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 12:40, Reply)
Camden you mean?

*stirs teh shit*


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 13:38, Reply)
ohmygod

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 14:17, Reply)


i should be there for about 5.30ish


(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 12:47, Reply)
I'll be there about 1:30.

(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 14:37, Reply)
rock n roll!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 18:26, Reply)
Oh Lord!

I'm going to see Guys & Dolls with Miss Daisy on saturday, it'd be such a bad idea to accidentally come into the pub for a pre show snifter, totally unaware that it's full of b3ta cunts!


(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 0:18, Reply)
haha I like your thinking, Mushman!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 13:37, Reply)
look out for a skinhead with beard and specs

in a black suit, black shirt, white or gold tie and red brothel creepers....that'll be me!


(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 13:08, Reply)
read of course as "black skirt"

can`t stop thinking about your legs


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 13:25, Reply)
I can honestly say I must have lost my mind

:¬)


(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 10:22, Reply)
yay!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 12:39, Reply)
yay!

tiem to pop my bash cherry! Am coming along with Supermatt.


(jimllbreakit might actually have a job now... woo!, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 12:54, Reply)
\m/

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 12:56, Reply)
i'm coming!

and i'll be at teh imperial tomorrow night as well.


(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 16:20, Reply)
Erm - Welcome to Teh Imperial...

...you'll never leave.


(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 10:58, Reply)
except when we all get barred

we're bound to get barred this time!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 12:22, Reply)

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