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Naturist bash at

the Hood-Butter gaff.

STOP PRESS!


VERY SPECIAL GUEST WILL BE ATTENDING

LIVE MUSIC INCLUDING A SET FROM THE AMAZING 'KYRBGRINDER'

BASH HOTLINE FOR LIFTS
NUMBER FOR BASH DAY ONLY 07768 000 265



NATURIST BASH!

Here is a picture of some nice people recording rude songs for a laugh.
In order to protect them, and to
keep it within the realms of good taste,
I have added several censor bars.
Obviously it may be deemed as slightly NSFW though. A bit.
CLICKY-FUCKING-WICKY


OK the bash will go ahead although the helicopter bit
is a bit up in the air so to speak.

The problem is, as I have had an
operation recently I have to get a
full medical arranged by the company
who own the aircraft. It would cost
around £600 plus I would have to buy
a couple of hours with them too.

The owner has said he is happy to
fly to the bash, land and take three
of you for a ten min flight but
I think that would be the waste of
a favour.

We will have our usual summer bash
in August and I will try to fit it
in to suit the owner. He has said he
is happy to do it providing he
dosen't get a booking.

What I propose, is to go ahead with
the bash anyway. Instead we will have at
least two good bands here to perform
all afternoon and do a good bash song
in the studio in the evening.

The song is being wrut by Donkey Gums
and all we be revealed on the day.
It's better like that. It will NOT be racist!


We both look forward to seeing you as usual.






OK it's not really a naturist bash, but if the girls want to get their kit off, I for one will not stop them.

Have you been to one of our dos before? Are you coming to this one?
If the answer to these questions is yes,
you are entitled to have a badge for your
profile which will make you look superior to the other dross.
This is a scientifically prooved fact.



Heare am the codez!1


Lots of fun in the gardens including a Comedy tent!

NO PUNCH UPS OR ELSE


Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:00

Castle Hood-Butter [map]

Naturist bash at

Going: The Cat's Mother, Tyronne, spangolin, moohalaa, Bobson I, Nobody Likes, Barry Chuckle III, jim_bob, ArthurTheRat, turb0t, Wicca'd Witch, Azra3l, SuperMatt, Noit, Neon Blue, L-Space, cr3, tfs, crazyjude, B.T., Wildheart Baby., Just Harry, mr_wicksy, Fluzzy, Amorous Badger, TFD, KersaI Missive, vulga, NeeNoo, LimeyTreat, hexachordal, Esme Weatherwax, mr horrible, Captn Hood-Butter (34 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 15:52, Reply)
Near the top!

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 15:57, Reply)
Is what your bloke likes to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:10, Reply)
A hellyflopter.

I've so got to be there now.


(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:12, Reply)
No more hellyflopter.

This makes me quite sad.


(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:26, Reply)
WHAT? I AM DEAF

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:30, Reply)
I would like to be there.

I shall endeavour to try.


(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 16:00, Reply)
Go visit the crumblies with their slight smell of piss?!?

Would not miss it for the fucking world.

oh and this sign up includes Rose of course.


(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 16:06, Reply)
yes!

I'll start saving to put the old dude in a home now, plenty of time :)


(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 16:08, Reply)
BLACK PEOPLE

ADVERTISE MEETING RATHEN AS AN ATTRACTION


(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 16:17, Reply)
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 16:24, Reply)
what no jokes about seeing the captns chooper?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 16:26, Reply)
I've never heard it called a 'chooper' before.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:01, Reply)
Choop da woop!

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:09, Reply)
Who knows. I might even be able to drive there myself by then.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 16:38, Reply)
GOOD GOD THE FEAR

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:06, Reply)
You're not buying my friendship with free beer

You can rent it for a while though


(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 20:01, Reply)
FINE!

Usual arrangement?


(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:01, Reply)
Yessum

You can drive this time


(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:25, Reply)
This looks like fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 20:44, Reply)
It won't be.

It's old people blabbering on about the war and shit.


(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:02, Reply)
Oh excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 19:38, Reply)
Are you coming?

ACE.


(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:02, Reply)
I'm hoping to.

I like the look of the attendance list.


(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:36, Reply)
I am sure we'll be there.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:15, Reply)
Either Badger or the Captn needs to change their birthday

And Paul's had it for longer! At least I can do a joint triple birthday cake.

Not with a joint of course.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:14, Reply)
And me and me!!!

Triple birthday funtimes!

Edit: ooooh, can me and possibly Az steal some sort of comfy sleeping beds or sofas or airbed in the conservatory or summit? Thank you thank you thank you HBs!


(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:13, Reply)
Of course you can.

I can make it a triple birthday cake.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:37, Reply)
You do know that it's tradional in East Anglia for people to wear no cloths on their birthdays?

And they're VERY traditionally minded on the Fens..


(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:06, Reply)
Which is why it is a NATURIST BASH.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:31, Reply)
It's a good thing my birthday is the 24th then.

You people will not be subjected. Do not fear.


(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:37, Reply)
Like I'd miss a Hoodbutter bash

I mean, seriously.


(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:11, Reply)
You're just not trying hard enough ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:33, Reply)
i signed up just to make you guys look popular.

but its my dads birthday that weekend as well (and lizzies as it goes) i am not sure ill be able to get away..


(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 6:23, Reply)
It's people like you that cause unrest.

What if we looked at how many were coming and purchaced the exact ammount of lube for everyone, and then you don't turn up and there's lube left over, and everyone will still be sore for weeks after and you know that stuff don't keep. It goes all gritty after a while and you have to throw it away. And that is a waste and it's all your fault. Now think about what you have done and stand in the coner untill you realise the consequences of your actions.


(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:05, Reply)
its cool

i am so damn sexy i even get men wet.. no extra lube is required :D


(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:47, Reply)
Get yourself up there

you crazy diamond.


(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:02, Reply)
It's traditional that I go as a birthday treat for me so don't worry about that.

This year I also promise that this year my smile will be set to maximum and I will under no circumstances be found sitting mournfully feeding Baldmonkey animal crackers.


(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 3:01, Reply)
Huzzah!

we got a hot girl to sign up!

'ning


(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:06, Reply)
Hurrazah!

(huzzah and hurrah all rolled into one)

'Noon lovely, will there be muchos yummy bubbly booze like last time?
*pleady eyes*


(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:16, Reply)
I've been sacked

but my booze power remains.
I'll do what I can.


(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 16:32, Reply)
Will you feed me gin?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 10:53, Reply)
But of course, madam.

*goes back to doing your dusting*


(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:19, Reply)
Hot piss!

*signs up*


(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:59, Reply)
hello there

Are Qotwers allowed please? its just you are just down the road from me and the row will probably keep me awake anyway :)


(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:16, Reply)
Fuck yeah!

You're my favourite.


(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:14, Reply)
Of course.

Where are you.


(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 17:57, Reply)
HHHHHHHHHadnarm

or Hillrow to be exact


(Halfy By light alone, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 21:18, Reply)
I shall, of course,

endeavour to attend.


(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:34, Reply)
you fucking gay

Thank you mr hood-butter

we probably will come too - well sarah will make her mind up the day before as normal


(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:28, Reply)
You need to sign a statement saying you will NOT remove your trousers.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:14, Reply)
i second this

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:00, Reply)
Can the rest of us remove L-Space's trousers?

Let's de-bag the fucker.


(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:00, Reply)
i'll sign up for now

then change my mind when wankers won't swap shifts with me
time off: done
i have a tent in case (one or 2 at a squeeze) anybody of you are silly enough to want to share, it's actually quite crap but it does its job i'll probably just bring a sleeping bag


(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:46, Reply)
Beat them to a bloody pulp

and come along anyway. You splendid bastard.


(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:06, Reply)
i'll be coming along then

i've just got to look into travel plans to get there


(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 3:54, Reply)
I may be able to help

will gaz you when my car is fixed.


(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 19:53, Reply)
cool thanks

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:39, Reply)
car has died

back to square one, I'm afraid.


(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:29, Reply)
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:49, Reply)
YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:01, Reply)
I'm in.

If you'll have it. I'll bring the tent again, it seems to contain my monstrous snoring.
I has a car again, so if any b3tards want a lift on the way from Bristol, let me know.
it's broken, I'm back on public transport :(


(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:42, Reply)
If you could detour via newcastle.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:36, Reply)
I could

but it will take aaaaaages.


(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:06, Reply)
FFFFFUCKYEAH

Will be using tent space, kthxplz. The last space I used was lovely if not a little cramped so THAT WILL DO FINE YEAH :D


(I helped save b3ta! cr3, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:27, Reply)
No problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 3 Jan 2009, 12:00, Reply)
i shall do my utmost to make it.

i may wear a suit, ust to be wacky and weird.


(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 9:04, Reply)
Huzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 9:07, Reply)
I've just realised I can't make it.

I'll be in Sorento.


(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 8:55, Reply)
i've been there.

it's shit. pompeii is covered in shit, vesuvius is volcanicly shit, and you're shit for going there.


(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 12:31, Reply)
FAKE

Where is the Bridge and the Shark?


(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:22, Reply)
and look at the poor tiny man

he's going to cut up by the rotors


(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 13:06, Reply)
will I be lynched if I turn up?

I haven't been to a bash in far too long.


(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:33, Reply)
From what I can tell, a lynching might be

a bit of a let off.


(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:53, Reply)
alright; Hands up who wants to lynch me?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:26, Reply)
We won't lynch you

but we will search you for matches. And drugs. I don't need the police round again thanks.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:34, Reply)
can i have any drugs you may find?

ta. :D


(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:36, Reply)
I won't be coming now anyway

I have arrangements with people who dislike me less


(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:16, Reply)
if you scrap the bash

you let the fuckers win...


(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:48, Reply)
He won't.

We have a PLAN. Involving loads of overacting in A & E.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)
Hurrah, I'm glad for this.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:31, Reply)
Oh christ, I might have a go at attending this

as long as I get to do some jiggery pokery with some gear. Nothing fancy, mind, I'll be a good boy.


(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:22, Reply)
We'll need more than one sound engineer

Your ears start bleeding after an hour or so.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:27, Reply)
Hoo-fucking-ray!!

Right, time to book those train tickets then.

/Edit

I can haz stoodio again pleez?

/Disgusted at self for talking in lolcat.


(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:07, Reply)
well YES.

Won't be able to make the August one due to AMERICA HAPPENING so this'll be it. :D

Can I play at it?


(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:10, Reply)
Yes indeed you can.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:53, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:03, Reply)
STOP THE MOTHERFUCKING PRESSES!

i can make this afterall. my dad is away for the weekend so family obligations can fuck right off :D


(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:34, Reply)
Herro, can we have tent space, please?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 10:36, Reply)
a sound proof one?

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 14:33, Reply)
A sounds proof tent space?

MAKE SENSE, AZ.


(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:18, Reply)
SOMEWHERE FAR FROM EVERYONE ELSE

SO WE CANT HEAR YOUR MASSIVLE CLUNGE SLAMMING SHUT AROUND WHATEVER POOR BASTARD YOU MANAGE TO DRAG INTO IT!

better?


(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13, Reply)
Nice one.

Makes up for expensive Newcastle trains.


(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:12, Reply)
YES, ME PLUS ONE.

We can find a tent or summat. Oh hai, b3tans I never met. Now you need to GTFO there's no room for you to stay with my vast quantities of lard.


(I helped save b3ta! Lu - Queen of YOUR Internet, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:54, Reply)
good lord

ill get there early help CHB reinforce the conservatory..


(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:55, Reply)
ACE.

Do you want to stay at ours on the Friday and get a lift up?


(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:21, Reply)
THIS has made my day :)

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:30, Reply)
Hurrah.

I'm looking forward to this even more.


(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:09, Reply)
Is anyone visiting from London?

I wish to get the train, so I was wondering if anyone else is also training it so I have some company?

Of course, if anyone is driving past Junction 24 of the M25, could I be so bold as to cadge a lift?

Gaz me if you have the answer to either of these questions.


(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:47, Reply)
Me.

And yes you can.


(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 15:30, Reply)
how big is your car?

*grin*


(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:16, Reply)
Sorry, I was just winding him up.

As you know, I live oop nerth.

I thought you remembered this.


(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:48, Reply)
i was winding you up also

already bought my train ticket, if someone offered me a lift i would refuse it on the principle that i am not gonna waste 35 quid :D


(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:45, Reply)
35 quid would have been nice.

94 quid for an open return was the cheapest I could get.


(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:56, Reply)
Can't make it guys

Have a great time.


(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:28, Reply)
boo

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:24, Reply)
I was hoping to see you talk to yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:49, Reply)
You fat legged cripple

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:10, Reply)
This might well be do-able

so long as me Saab keeps on chugging away....


(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:34, Reply)
sorry folks

carnt make it. thought I may have had my asbo rescinded by now, but no such luck.
have fun.


(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:06, Reply)
maybe next time chaps, eh?

*gets on with some ruddy work*


(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:58, Reply)
My V6 is currently pretending it's a V5, shall have to work on that instead of phutting up the A14

apologises et cetera and have a good one...


(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:29, Reply)
QUESS WHO CAN FUCKING MAKE IT

OHHH YES....ME AND E WILL BE THERE

IN FUCKING CAPS!


(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:22, Reply)
I must come to one of your bashes soon

but today im off to broxborne to meet a load of mummies :S
next time


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:25, Reply)
FUCK!

this is today?

double checks Calendar

shit

sorry :( (looks guilty) im double booked


(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:53, Reply)

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