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Bristol Wedding Bash - crackhouseceilidhband and Captain V get hitched!

***POSTPONEMENT given our terrible base urges that have resulted in a baby due early July 2010***

THE NEW IMPROVED ACTUAL BASH IS 12th DECEMBER 2010

Yeah, a year and a half from the day we met at a bash (and subsequent grooming of Catface on the Internet) there's another bash to celebrate us getting married. Or just to celebrate drinking in Bristol.
It's a Sunday afternoon because we're busy tying the knot on the Saturday. Expect hungover bride and gnome.

We in no way endorse b3ta as a dating site.


Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:00

The Bristol Flyer, Gloucester Road, Bristol [map]

Bristol Wedding Bash - crackhouseceilidhband and Captain V get hitched!

Going: crackhouseceilidhband, Captain V, chickenlady, Devil_In_Tights, bill, Bazongaloid, Labia Majora, wellgroomedwookiee, thealternativefact, Cawl, fuck shit up, Herr Doktor Lemminge, rosalicious, Boss Keloid, baldmonkey, Mellicious, Colonel Santiago, mike woz ere, disasterprone, Vipros., SteveFrench, girlinthehole, berk, Amberl, wanderlust, Maximinimus, bazmorningstar (27 people).

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:03, Reply)
I'm only coming so I can buy a new hat.

YAY!!


(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:09, Reply)
I'm only coming so I can buy some new pants.

The old 'uns are in a shocking state.


(I helped save b3ta! Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:47, Reply)
OMG!

I don't do hats but I'll come anyway.

What does one buy two mentally unstable sex-maniacs for their wedding?


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:16, Reply)
There's a wedding list at lovehoney.com

(well, there should be).


(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:20, Reply)
Hearty Congratulations

May all your troubles be sorted out amicably.


(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:28, Reply)
I'd just like to take all the credit for this glorious happening

as you met at the StagBash. Congratumalations!


(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:22, Reply)
Consider yourself credited!

One doesn't expect to meet the love of one's life in a drunken stupor at a StagBash, and yet serendipity totally bit us on the ass.
Also, since he's a child groom he'll be able to look after me in my old age (older age, thank you).


(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:26, Reply)
Cor!

I'm just like Cilla Black! :)


(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:33, Reply)
Except your other half moves around a bit more.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:36, Reply)
You must therefore wear a terrible hat.

Or dye your hair ginger.


(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:35, Reply)
Or get a long-lost relative to come to the weddingbash.

Surprise Surprise, La.


(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:37, Reply)
Sounds like a plan

Even if it IS in Bristol.


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:27, Reply)
Actually, I would like to take the credit for this

so fuck off DiT. If I hadn't made such a lame effort at persuading crackhouse to stay at mine, this never would have happened.


(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:30, Reply)
yeah, extra credit to al,

even though he claimed he'd cleaned the toilet especially.


(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)
Fuck you

I'm taking credit, I gave CHCB a badge if she promised NOT to sleep with Sexface, thus giving Catface his golden opportunity.


(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:48, Reply)
I still have the badge.

In fact, I'll pin it to my bouquet.


(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:52, Reply)
Provisional attendance

need to check I haven't already got another wedding that weekend.

congrats to the pair of you though


(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)
Woohoo!

Congratulations!


(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:36, Reply)
Hurrah!

And so on.

EDIT: So is this turning into a kiltbash, then?


(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:12, Reply)
If this *is* a kiltbash

then I'm kilting.


(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:07, Reply)
Why the hell not

I'll still be wearing my clobber from the day before so I'll be wearing a kilt still.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:29, Reply)
AND NO UNDERWEAR -

YOU PROMISED.


(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:29, Reply)
FUCK YEAH!!!!!

I'll be there with bells (on my Noddy hat).


(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:41, Reply)
I say

Mind if I tag along? I'll be smashingly behaved for most of it.

And then just smashed.


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:32, Reply)
Woo And Fucking Yay

And a hearty CONGRATS as well.


(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:43, Reply)
It will happen

I say so coz here's a pic.



And once again, CONGRATULATIONS!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH!


(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 1:50, Reply)
oh man i totally love bashes

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 13:30, Reply)
Ooh! I'd love to!

and a hearty congrats to the pair of you!

There's every chance I can offer some crash space too - Potentially a double bed, double sofabed and a shit load of floorspace (need to check with Ms Santiago though).

If you need to crash, gaz me and I'll get some numbers tallied up etc.

EDIT: There is no longer a Ms Santiago so crash space is back to zero. Sorry all.


(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:26, Reply)
Bloody hell

(I helped save b3ta! I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:41, Reply)
And it's all thanks to you

my faithful wingman.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:13, Reply)
cockblocklolz

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)
Damn, there is no 'like' on /calendar.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 2:23, Reply)
I warm 'em up

You take 'em down.

Fo srs tho congrats.


(I helped save b3ta! I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 8:34, Reply)
Fabulous!

As a "newbod" in these parts, I offer my congratulations to you both.


(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 19:21, Reply)
I'm not sure I approve of just being moved around, willy nilly.

I approve of moving willies though.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)
Gosh it's late.

I almost put Clendrix on ignore : /


I'm going to have to find something else to do now to celebrate my birthday which was on the 14th June.


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 22:43, Reply)
Ignore? Don't do that...

you might not get your full quota of b3tary moronity.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:28, Reply)
If your birthday WAS on the 14th June,

will it not be on the 14th June this year then?


(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Moving willies is what got me into this mess.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 10:04, Reply)
True.

*moves willies carefully*


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:29, Reply)
I'm looking forward to meating you later...

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:49, Reply)
You get away from me.,

I'm not having kittens.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)
About time I turned up to one...

Why not this one?!

Congratulations...

(and I may even buy a new dress)


(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:22, Reply)
w00t!

Bring your exclamation marks too.


(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 21:20, Reply)
If I Can't

make it.

Can you get someone to wear a Northumbrian tartan, get drunk too early and shout at the registrar/vicar?

Cheers


(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)
I'm on it Legless.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Totally calling shotgun on someone's car who's driving there from London

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 3 May 2010, 21:27, Reply)
I'll probably still be backpacking then

so it's now unlikely I can make this. Don't forget to post wedding pics so that I no longer have to rely on photoshop.


(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:49, Reply)
I'm not sure I can make this as my practical exams are scheduled for that weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 21:07, Reply)
*MOST MASSIVE SADFACE*

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:15, Reply)
clendrix will probably make me go to this

I don't want to go because l'm single and bitter and hate you both


(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Argh

I can no longer make this - a scheduling conflict as I'm going to see "Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One Of You In The Face" on that day.

I shall sit in the front so he can heap abuse on me.


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
This is the same night as the god speed you black emperor gig

but I am gonna come early to meet all you lovely people, and AL.


(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)
I've never been to a bash

so I'd better not start now and ruin your party.


(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)
Hopefully I can make it

though it will depend on whether I get extra accommodation time

edit: got the staying on time. Now to book somewhere to sleep


(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Anyone got any suggestions for cheap

places to stay round there?


(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)
I think the Premier inn

has rooms for £29 if you book early enough. Alternatively, there's a decent hostel in Bristol city centre for about £13/night.


(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)
the very best of wishes to you both

even though i won't be attending, i hope my good feelings towards you are felt in the way they are intended.


(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)

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