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The 4th EVER Brum B3ta Bash

Come from all over to the exciting Birmingham B3ta bash! A fun time for all the family, bring entertaining things and lube.

It's gonna be The James Brindley, Bridge Street. This is just off Broad Street, next door to the huge blue towering Hyatt Hotel.


Sat 2 Sep 2006, 19:00

The James Brindley [map]

The 4th EVER Brum B3ta Bash

Going: mr horrible, Chorizowagon, Professor Kenny Martin, amoebaboy, Doctor When, The Badger King, chunderbunny, SpringySunshine, funky_chicken, DijonWolfie, kramit, Neon Blue, grey kid, Newton Crosby, beast_with_two_backs, Kavanagh, JollyJack, Chuckman, Bobson I, Jessie (20 people).

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 12:31, Reply)
Sounds great! Sign me up!

For now at the very least. Tis subject to figuring out where it is. The week before my birthday too, so I may drag along a couple of non-b3ta mates as well, if you don't mind.


(I helped save b3ta! Dave the Mighty, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 14:33, Reply)
welcome!

I want somewhere central... thinking maybe the James Brindley, next to the Hyatt hotel off Broad Street... nice big canalside garden, cheap beer (for town) and so on...


(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 2:13, Reply)
'fraid I don't know that place, but I know where the Hyatt is.

I'll find it anyway. Cheap beer sounds like a plan!


(I helped save b3ta! Dave the Mighty, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 12:18, Reply)
its quite near there

see below for msn addy and I or monsieur horreeeble will provide lovely lovely directions


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 22:15, Reply)
I like this idea

would a place to crash be availiable or do I need to sort out a youth hostel?


(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 9:59, Reply)
I'm sure something can be arranged :)

I live not too far away from the centre, and may possibly have room for a couple in my room, but its a bit small and maybe cramped as I live in a shared house.


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 14:38, Reply)
I will see

who is going etc first as it is a while away, but I will keep the offer in mind


(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:26, Reply)
*raises hand*

I'm looking for crash space for me and 1 dead goat


(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 0:36, Reply)
you're welcome at my house

and your goat can even shack up with mine :D


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 22:04, Reply)
Hurrah!

thank you!


(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:07, Reply)
I got a four bedroom house

with added lounge space so you are more than welcome to crash* at mine.

*insert some sort of bumming joke here


(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 1:07, Reply)
in that case it is settled.

thanks chap, is anyone else crashing at yours?


(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 15:19, Reply)
not sure

but it can all be sorted in the pub. Cant have b3tans sleeping on the benches*


*being buggered by tramps


(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 21:35, Reply)
I have space at mine

so lots of places to crash so no one has an excuse other than being stuck with a bamboo oar up their Ganges


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 22:18, Reply)
Is that what happens to people when they stay at your house?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 17:35, Reply)
*hopes*

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:43, Reply)
I'll buy some in special just for you!

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:36, Reply)
Well i'm going to be absolutely gay

and say i can't come due to being completely skint. Arses and shit.

Thanks anyway :)


(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 15:22, Reply)
I'm sure the men folk of your town will be greatly relieved

you big pooface!


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 11:21, Reply)
I would go to this

If it wasn't for the fact I land in ibiza that day.


(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 12:02, Reply)
You complete shower of bastards ;¬)

I love Ibiza. Where you staying?


(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:30, Reply)
San Antonio... the hotel is spitting distance from Eden

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 16:04, Reply)
you fucking bible basher

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 21:00, Reply)
stfu n00b

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 9:37, Reply)
cunt

"ftw"


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 22:33, Reply)
Sounds good to me

I'm up for this one!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:36, Reply)
Ooh, I think I'll try and get to that.

Lully =)


(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 15:39, Reply)
I might consider this if bum sex is on offer

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 12:38, Reply)
bring lube

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 14:06, Reply)
I will do my usual thing of saying YES I'LL COME!

then realising a week beforehand that I can't actually afford the transportation/accommodation etc because i have spent all my money on rent boys and bail the previous weekend.

So...........

YES I'LL COME!

Edit:

I will come if I can find somewhere to crash.

WHO WANTS ME?!!1

Probably best if you din't have kids or pets


(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 9:20, Reply)
...or anuses

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 7:26, Reply)
do it!

I am thinking about it


(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 14:55, Reply)
we have a location

come on!


(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 16:47, Reply)
I will make it...

...I fucking will!

Hopefully.

Is there a dress theme?


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 16:01, Reply)
ooh, I'd like to come, but I'll have to perswade somone to come with me

persuade? pah, sod spelling...

so that's a maybe from me


(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 14:02, Reply)
do so!

you will not be disappointed!


(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 15:21, Reply)
I'm a bit worried about a possible age issue actully

what with being only the tender age of 16 I'm not sure how a pub will like me.

Yours,

concerned, Chelt


(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 20:45, Reply)
that's one of the really handy things

about beer gardens outside by canals, you see...


(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 0:32, Reply)
And appropriately aged people

to buy the alcohol ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 9:21, Reply)
*tips off the rozzers*

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:19, Reply)
*tips off the rozzers too*

I know about you and those underage goats


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:55, Reply)
haha, top!

if I get there I may well bring Toist with me, drag the poor boy along.


(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 22:07, Reply)
dooo iiiiit

more the merrier :D

or at least drunker!


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 22:09, Reply)
I say!

(raises an eyebrow)


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 15:50, Reply)
what?

what what?


(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 22:08, Reply)
Can we go somewhere "nice" as well?

I propose the Custard Factory's Medicine Bar for some post-pub-closure fun and frolics, depending upon who is on that night.


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 16:05, Reply)
I concur, unless Grad or CW have better proposals

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 0:36, Reply)
I'm always up for a bit of custard

especially if its love custard

(arrrrrrrrrrrg mind in gutter tonight :D)


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 22:09, Reply)
There's always

the moseley fold festival, I'm sure that'll be on late for a bit of a giggle!

Actually I saw a flier, and the Destroyers are playing, they're cocking ace!!


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 9:38, Reply)
And...

...HAYSEED DIXIE!!!!

Huzzah.

UPDATE: It's my mum's birthday weekend, and she has decreed Saturday as her birthday meal.

I shall still be attending, but will be arriving later. Will keep you informed!

Pip pip.

Dr. W.


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 11:28, Reply)
Hmmmmmm...

Don't think I've got anything planned
I may just turn up.
Edit: wtf, just booked a hotel, so I guess I'll be there :)


(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 12:01, Reply)
hooray for Eric!

be good to see you!


(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 15:59, Reply)
I god damn

suppose I owe it to b3ta to be there...

Groping of my nethers will be welcomed if not encouraged.


(I helped save b3ta! DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:02, Reply)
*pre-emptive grope*

see ya there!


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 22:08, Reply)
Is anyone planning on starting early?

I'll be arriving about 4ish


(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:27, Reply)
well I don't know about the other denizens of bumringham

but I'll be about whatever time that day, all welcome add me on msn for discussion and possible cyber sex. [email protected]


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 22:06, Reply)
Haha

you ams a nawty ;)


(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 10:54, Reply)
Drat

I'm going to see Scorpio on this day :¬(


(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 7 Aug 2006, 17:29, Reply)
Can't Scorpio wait?

/doesn't know what Scorpio is...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 17:33, Reply)
isa band or something like this

you're a musicy type, you should understand the need for tunes!


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:38, Reply)
I understand the need for tunes....

But there are tunes EVERYWHERE!!


Although I think I'd go and see the band too if it was already booked.


(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 16:17, Reply)
Bollocks and bullshit

Typical, the wife has made more plans for this time round. Something about dog sitting, a BBQ and a retirement party in Lichfield. Godfuckingdammitwhydoesthisnevergofuckingrightformeever?

sorry to one and all, I know how much you were all looking forward o meeting me *cough*


(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Tue 8 Aug 2006, 14:06, Reply)
Fucking GEORGE!

This is quite soon. I think I shall attend.


(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 16:51, Reply)
the second one

was this monstrosity:

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/1478

and it was fucking ace.

Invite you friends, you family, your mothers (especially your mothers).


(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 0:34, Reply)
Might

...


(I helped save b3ta! Jinkeys! bumflakes, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:42, Reply)
sounds gory

im in!


(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 16:19, Reply)
Possibly.

It'd be my first bash as a legal adult. Hooray!


(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 0:13, Reply)
Hooorah!

lets get you trashed!! :D


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 16:42, Reply)
'ello there...

...might there be room in one of your most mildew-tastic cupboards or baths for my drunken collapsing afterwards? I have a place provisionally sorted, but, since the host in question isn't actually coming, my conscience may get the better of me when I suddenly realise it's 3am and i'm implausibly beasted...


(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 16:51, Reply)
who isn't coming?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:41, Reply)
My buddy the non-b3tan.

He just happens to live in Moseley.


(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 12:55, Reply)
there certainly is,

there is even a spare room with a double bed for which I have the key!

room-a-plenty :D


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Sat 19 Aug 2006, 13:45, Reply)
You rule

and I will buy you random tat in return. Woo.


(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 15:08, Reply)
random tat

is my favourite kind of tat, how did you know?


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 15:13, Reply)
Because you're clearly an individual of rare distinction

and possible mental illness. Woo! ;D


(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:02, Reply)
no possible about it

b3ta has permanently damaged my fragile psyche


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 10:24, Reply)
Dibs on nighttime shotgun with Ms. Wagon

(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:59, Reply)
I've only got blunderbusses

will they do?


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 15:13, Reply)
Well,

From mammary memory, I would say they will be more than adequate :p


(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 15:53, Reply)
I shall endevour to be there.......

Scouted out the place today.....located the exits.....possible sniping positions.....prepared a jet ski escape.....etc.....

Oh, and what time are people gonna be there?


(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 26 Aug 2006, 18:54, Reply)
Time & Motion.

Will be running late thanks to Septegenarian Mother-party. I tried to explain that I would prefer to go and meet some strange youths I've never met before at a canalside pub in Birmingham, rather than celebrate her impending 70th birthday, but she became violent and unpredictable.

I've settled for an early dinner, folllowed by the Bash.

I'll probably be there about 10:30pm.


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 11:31, Reply)
*chuckles*

Violent and unpredictable eh? Super! I hope you bring her along she'd fit right in!

I'll be there around 4 or earlier even!


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 11:33, Reply)
Not a problem.

We managed to get her back in the cage without too much ado - the tranquilisers I got from my contact at West Midlands Safari Park worked a treat. Unfortunately, she isn't allowed within 2 miles of the city centre since the injunction.


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 12:02, Reply)
hey up

well I'll be around town from quite early on, Horrible and I are going to formulate a strategem sometime this week I should imagine. but feel free to add us to msn for ease of organisation :)

*imagines JJ jet skiing off down the canals*

:D


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 11:32, Reply)


I planned on being there at the time Mr H said it’d kick off – 6 (ish).


(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 11:38, Reply)
then we shall see you then no doubt

I've got you some crayons as per instruction.


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 13:45, Reply)
is there a dress code?

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 13:28, Reply)
Wear clothes.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 13:45, Reply)
I always dress for the occasion.

Frankly, I don't care if you all turn up in jeans & "tea shirts", because it'll make me look more the sex.


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 14:19, Reply)
You have to wear womens clothes

ITS THE LAW


(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 15:48, Reply)
Which is why...

...it's called the dress code.


(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 17:02, Reply)
I'm dressing as a zombie pirate pimp.

It's a little outfit i picked up at Leeds Fest at the weekend. I do hope it'll suffice.

And it's most definitely the sex.


(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 11:24, Reply)
42789

I believe then press accept


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 13:45, Reply)
Erm...

I've just realised I have no idea where the hell this pub is, and, not coming from Birmingham, the meagre directions/map don't really help. Is it in the town centre? Near to the train station, perchance..?

If somebody wants to take my number and guide me in - cough, as it were - (Mr Horrible? Chorizo?), could they drop me an email to [email protected]? Ta!


(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:38, Reply)
I'll post it here for the reference of everybody:

It's not too close to the city centre (as in the Bullring, etc), but it's just off the main drinking street (watch out for the drunkards in football shirts).

The Hyatt hotel is difficult to miss, as it's fairly large - & it's directly opposite the big ferris wheel thing in Centenary Square.

At the bottom left hand corner, you can see the Five Ways island. That is the top of Broad Street - we need to be at the bottom of Broad Street.

Hope that clears things up for non-Brummies :)


(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 22:15, Reply)
oh woo thats sweet of you

:)

anyone that also needs to have a telephone number just in case can mail me: [email protected]


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 22:56, Reply)
What with trains back to Rugby being so incredibly shite*...

...is there space at someone's house for me and Rsoles (who hasn't actually signed in at the top, the big gheyer) to crash out afterwards?

*last train back leaves at 10:50 - what earthly use is that?


(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 16:10, Reply)
Lo fa chi wei!

I shall be there earlier than anticipated thanks to a change of plans on Saturday afternoon. Huzzah!

I shall arrive by Hansom Carriage somewhere around 8pm, doffing my bowler to the Doorman on the way in.



For all your sakes, I hope that Mr. Brindley's establishment sells Long Island Iced Tea or I shall be forced to walk the length of Broad Street to Revolution to obtain my drinks there.

Do we have to wear a single red rose, or affect an unusual handshake, to identify one another?


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 9:18, Reply)
:)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/4538#post5336
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:11, Reply)
I suspect by this point

there will be quite a few people there, and most of them will be easily identifiable as b3tan.

don't find us, we'll find you....


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 8:32, Reply)
Bit late notice but i'll come

anyone want to give me a bit of floorspace?


(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 22:34, Reply)
possibubbly

but my spare room is dropping like a b3tans flies in a cdc factory


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 8:28, Reply)

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