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This is a link post B3ta Interviews Brian Blessed I made this!
I phoned the great man with your questions and this is what I got. It's quite long and rambly, you might want to copy it onto your MP3 player and go for a walk.

www.b3ta.com/rob/blessed.mp3
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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure my headphones will be able to cope with the inevitably dangerous sound levels
What an awesome interview, a b3ta highlight for sure.

Well done chap for arranging and handling.
But you need to sort your laugh out :D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw, I think it's a nice laugh.
Perhaps not as good as Brian's, but still lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, wait... I just got to the laughing bit near the end.
Okay, it's a little like an old bed being shagged on...

In a nice way?
 (I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ
I had to click pause and have a stifled officelol at the first "He-looooo". Eegads I love that man :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Also the Tarzan yodel... fucking brill
And you asked my question! God bless you Red Leader :) I shall hold that moment dear, always.
 (I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post he sounds surprisingly normal.
what a nice chap
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, 6 minutes in, and one question answered so far...
top stuff rob, cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post And 20 minutes in you now have a godfather for your future little ones.

(underdunk, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I have yet to tell the other half...
she'll be thrilled...



... possibly ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post EPIC

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the best thing on b3ta ever

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
Our finest hour
 (I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ^utterly

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody wonderful stuff
Legendary.
 (nattyplatypus Is flippin eck, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post .
Good interview, that is. He's a very nice man.
 (I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm hours away from being to listen to this
quick - somebody transcribe it for me...
 (I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 2nded
a transcript would be nice
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I do agree - if someone wants to do one
then I'd make it part of the site etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats on hell of an interview
Good work sir
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw him at a speech day at a local school
Highlights included several roars of "Gordon's Alive!", a lengthy discussion of mining the moon, and a rousing finale consisting of attempting the "once more unto the breach" speech, forgetting a line, and having it shouted out to him by someone in the audience. What a guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome!
but... where does B3ta go now - how to top that
a strange mixture of elation and despair overcomes me...
 (Stunt slug If God existed I'd want to fight him, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post currently downloading to me mobile
ohhh I cannae wait *glee* :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks Rob!
A brilliant interview with a truly original character.

I'll echo one of the other comments here: He really does sound like a normal chap - down to earth...
 (the_leander, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Kudos
Bloody Marvellous! Make sure a link to the facebook group gets into the newsletter!
 (jimmothy1987, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
So where's this facebook group then? We need Brian Blessed's lubricated balls on the moon.
 (I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Brian to the moon!
here's the group

www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=146719395347443&v=info
 (horrabin666, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You've made my day!!
omg where do i buy the sat nav with brian navigating?? a yodel and a big congratulations to announce you've arrived....too perfect.
 (ButacuP As yoooo wish!!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Sat Nav Launch
We're running a little page to take us up to the launch, get yourself on there, there's some competitions to keep everyone amused and maybe win some Blessed prizes (mostly signed Flash Gordon stuff). Rumours of an outtakes video from the Sat Nav recording session abound, but I couldn't possibly comment.

www.briansatnav.com
 (ruminator Never knowingly overestimated, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone on this train is looking at me
I just burst out laughing at the "Vaseline on the bollocks" bit. Good work.
 (I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ACE
: )
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my friend's nephews once took Blessed's daughter on a date.
After arriving at the house, he was taken aside and told:

"Now, we both know you're only here for one thing."

... awkward pause ...

"To hear me say GORDON'S ALIVE!"

(I've been told this is true :¬)
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
hahahahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Evilsprinkles Shitting glitter, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Would've loved it.
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahah
Oh god I hope this is true
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic job :)

loved the interview :D
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
That was wonderful! He's such a really lovely man, who clearly has no problems admitting he has to grease his balls prior to an expedition! Hahahaha.
 (I helped save b3ta! Evilsprinkles Shitting glitter, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Best interview ever
:D
 (DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First question asked to the LEGENDARY BRIAN BLESSED was mine!!!!!!!!!!

I cna now die a very happy man :)
 (Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
The Hysterics at the end make it even more charming...

Lovely Stuff...
 (I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post this is awesome ha ha
I'm keeping this for during work on Monday : D
cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post tl;dl
Well, listened to 5 minutes. Mostly because it's late. Definitely something to put on at a more convenient time though - nicely done!! The guy sure can talk, but then what do you expect ;) Very nice of him to have a good chat with what to him (not to us, naturally!) is probably just some weird person from some weird random site on the internet. Good chap.

(*clicks* may seem premature but I can't see it ending any other way)
 (Cloudane, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 1:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I would very much like some Brian Bless Porridge and Yoghurt!
Genius question, Cockweasle.


Blessed is just such a lovely chap... wow. But chatty! He almost interviewed himself!
 (I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful!

(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post to say the blessed is legendary is an understatement.
a great thing to hear and have the chance to hear,thanks to all involved.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful stuff!
Why were you strangling a goose at the end?
 (I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I was an stunt bloke..
... on a film years ago, which Bri and Ollie Reed were in - Brian is the most lovely, mad, sweary, gentle, hardcore bloke I've EVER met. A gem of unimaginable value, I have several very bold memories of him, least of all in the pub or doing 500 pressups in the morning. I feel very honoured to have shared air with him :0) :0)
 (hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Facebook Campaign To Send Brian Blessed To The Moon
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=146719395347443&ref=ts
 (Lilith_Kirsch, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb!
Could we have more of the same please Rob?
You get a click. Although I'm sure you can 'self click' so to speak.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ah good old Brian,
he's such a legend!

I'll be posting up an animation me and my mate did of him soon, which we did for our quiz show. It was a 'live link up' with the man, and left the audience agog ;)

top interview with him though, it's so warming the way he signed off with lots of love. Cause you know he meant it.
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Heheheheh
Brill.

Lots of Love
 (itsOnlyGoingToGetHairier, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)