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This is a link post Translation Telephone aka Chinese Whispers
Ever played the "Telephone" game, where you send a message around a circle of people & see how it turns out? This is an online version which translates the message to 20 random languages using Google Translate and finally translates it back to the original language.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Are we not allowed to call it Chinese Whispers anymore?
"And small step for mankind, one giant leap, it's hell, the list price of gas" is what it came up with from "This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind and one hell of a petrol bill for expenses"
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
became
Trees, trees, USA, Latin mice Groundhog?
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post my itunes just stopped playing I've typed so much shit in to this
became...ITunes is my country, not a game
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah the Chinese part reverses the grammar
it seems
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post "Braveheart" kind of
falls flat on his arse.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post chinese whispers comes out as chinese whispers

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush.
Apparently the bird in your hand is worth $4,000,000 because it came back as,
'The bird in the trees is $2,000,000'
*almost sciency*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "i want to fuck you hard like a traction engine"
becomes...

"I almost do not want to walk like a bird"

www.translation-telephone.com/#851171
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 'I like big butts and I cannot lie', becomes
'I hope so simple, and can not be'

I think it's having an existential dilemma.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ahhaha
i like this one
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It completely failed on...
"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra". I guess those Star Trek writers weren't joking.

Had better results with this:

Daughter's life, the world of plastic Barbie is great!
You have your hair anywhere
You can clean the invention
Imagination undresses me

I'm stupid Loire fantasy world
Dress me a lot, I'm not a girl in my pop and rock
And taste the pink here and there,
Tokai, fraud, kiwi ...
They can work, it can be, when he said: "I'm still here"

This is my "always wanted to play in their own way",
Confusing the hell of the city to celebrate,
Well, women, small children should play the star of my story.

I am a girl, Barbie world
Life in plastic, its fantastic!
His eyes, hair, my first time to create beauty

Access Pink song! (ER, almost Ah)
Well, Bobby, Holiday Party! (Ah - ah - G)
Let Barbie, let's party! (Age - always - a)
Barbie, what a party! (So, uh, I)
 (GoldenAppel Quadrospazzed on a life-glug, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post *Click*
The lyrics below are supposedly "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen :-D

"The BBB is good for all animals - I hear the birds and poultry, and B - Birds in the world, birds, bird, bird, bird, word, and a large bird, and birds and birds of the word, but two birds, poultry and poultry products - - This word, such as avian influenza"
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Friday, winning Friday fell on Friday
Rebecca Black would be proud.... I wouldnt
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post MY GOD.
Type in 'Cunt'
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Dammit
It changes everytime, but I got 'English Woman' and 'Wife' as answers :D
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post If you go back in time, because the child is raped, you're a pedophile, or Somalia, to masturbate, but actually is part of the proposal?
HAHA
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post excuse me madame, but can I smell your cunt? Oh, sorry, it must be your arse.
becomes

I'm sorry Mom, I'm sorry, but I think this trick ass Oh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post dickens almost ends up as an accidental hiaku
"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known."

to

"Much, much better than me, very, very good to go, I know that in the past."
 (I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post once more unto the breach, dear friends


became

Voila fans again

not quite so inspirational
 (Montyphuq, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post its hammer go hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
becomes:

MC Hammer hammer to play with me, and so on.

It's as if its given up.
 (rogers nelson is the unexpected item in your bagging area, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post unbelievable
'I love horses best of all the animals' is immune. It comes out as 'I love horses best of all the animals'.
 (metooleopard free Graze box-enter LCNT12M at www.graze.com, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It just turns pompous English to brash American
Will you kindly stop touching my penis!
=
Please stop touching my dick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ...And when I turned back round, the walrus statue had fallen out of her twat
=
He returned to sculpture, signs, business.

Poetic. I believe that sort of omission of conjunctions technique is called asyndeton.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.
is now
Please worry about conflicts of human history, and almost does not actually.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post the chances of anything coming from mars, was a million to one they said, the chances of anything coming from mars, was a million to one, but still they come.
"Sony says nothing on the surface of Mars Mars is 1,000,000 €, but Sony is still with us."

WTF?
 (theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post news of the world gets closed down, changes to
Geneva is a closed world
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "the ginger fuhrer"
comes out as "ginger head"

www.translation-telephone.com/#857613

:D
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Obligatory,
Captain, he is again touching all time my ass!
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post To Bel-Air !!!
www.translation-telephone.com/#857653
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
I am a good man in the garden.
 (Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post haha,
Just tried it myself and it cam out as 'Ministry of Justice with a mixture of all children.' www.translation-telephone.com/#869020
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I get
Letter to the man in front
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm all for children's dairy sector.
www.translation-telephone.com/#883634
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 4:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Han shot first
awesomely comes out as "Shoot him first."
www.translation-telephone.com/#864213
 (I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Joe Dolce - Shut Uppa Ya Face
"What's a matta you, Hey ya gotta no respect
Whatta you think you do Why you looka so sad
It'sa not so bad, it's a nicea place
Ah Shuddupa ya face"

Becomes:

"Not so bad to see, this makes no sense and no respect for industry, the industry faces is a good place to Shuddupa"
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post There are many ways to get what you want; I use the best, I use the rest ->
There are many ways to get what you need to relax.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What?
And did those feet in ancient time walk upon England's mountains green? And was the holy lamb of God on England's pleasant pastures seen?
becomes
But if you climb in the mountains of Denmark? And Lamb of God, the Holy See in British pastures?

Denmark gets introduced in step 5, which is from Russian to... wait for it... Danish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post All your base are belong to us
Goes to:-
Standards related to all of us.
 (I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)