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This is a link post When lockdown fatigue hits you, just remember...

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that I've any more reason to be grumpy than anyone else.
F*ck you all.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey
f*ck you
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D
Archive - Fuck you (live)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JdP1p3qCAE
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 13:29, Reply)
This is a link post How To Make an Origami Samurai Warrior from a Single Sheet of Paper
All you need is 50 hours and opposable thumbs. And fucking woeful music.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, loads of hard work and incredible planning and spatial perceptions went into this
and it's totally not worth it.

It's a bit like that guy who wanked into a box for years. Effort, skill and persistence. For nothing.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I would like to learn more about that guy who wanked into a box for years.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post He made a life-size Taj Mahal with the tissues.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard
it's not as big as it looks in the photos
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Explains everything!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcBpOm9Lt-0
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Thu 21 Jan 2021, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Or, if you're content to leave the planning to an algorithm and devote yourself entirely to fiddly pieces of paper...


Don't use Pritt glue, by the way, it tends to disintegrate after a month or so.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 4:43, Reply)
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Got a link for how to make this?
 (Farty Funkhouser, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 4:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not for beginners, mind you.
www.deviantart.com/avrin-art/art/Pyro-Papercraft-Download-349596134
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 7:06, Reply)
This is a link post Song about foreskins
ronseal

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:48, Reply)
This is a link post Someone down there *points down* reviewed Skol and asked if there were telly ads


(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:04, Reply)
This is a normal post and did you look at the replies to the post?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I did but I didn't click on the link and GC didn't pick up and and and and
anyway sod you
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, like anybody has ever drunk enough Skol to end up singing.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:53, Reply)
This is a link post Nigella Lawson's Recipe of the Day


Bitter Orange Tart


 (I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Good find.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Nigella makes a great tart.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Nigel made a great tart

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever turns you on.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:26, Reply)
This is a link post I Work for Britain's Worst Meerkat Boss I made this!
Hi all! You might remember a couple of months ago I posted a video about the 'I want to do a poo at Paul's' kid. I don't want to get a reputation as a dirty spamming bastard but I've made a sequel of sorts about a certain Meerkat-based comparison firm. It really is shocking stuff...

(HarvesterStallone, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they paid you a lot of money

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:21, Reply)
This is a link post Reviewing Beer every week until I go back to work I made this!
I tried making a 'Youtube Thumbnail' for this one but I don't know if I've quite got the hang of it yet. Thanks for the nice words you've given me thus far, and feel free to not give me them any more or else.

Oh, the beer is genuinely SKOL

(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post advert
possibly before your time
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 16:13, Reply)
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Hagar the horrible is that? Forgot about him too.
 (joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 20 Jan 2021, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie Brooker has let himself go

(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 20 Jan 2021, 18:23, Reply)
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Never had fat Brooker as an insult before,kudos.
 (joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 20 Jan 2021, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly less hirsute Justin Lee Collins.
Less funny, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 22:13, Reply)
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Cool. Anything else about my appearance and my personality you want to get down in writing? Any other abusers you want to compare me to?
 (joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 20 Jan 2021, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post In writing?
Is daddy a top libel lawyer?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ignore him
he's a racist troll cunt.

Better still put him on ignore.
 (stubhuman, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 23:03, Reply)
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I have taken your advice, thank you.
 (joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 20 Jan 2021, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The lengths people will go to, to get free beer.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 22:27, Reply)
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So I'm a fat unfunny less hairy Justin Lee Brooker who is only making videos to get free beer. The positives are overwhelming.
 (joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 20 Jan 2021, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That’s the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Go team misanthropy!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post They're just jealous because their Mums only fans account isn't doing so well

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Good effort
I'd say try and make it a bit more concise. Honestly, this is down to practise and experience and looking at what you've done and critically asking if you could pace it more effectively.

Your backing music could be better, though I'm afraid I can't think of a suggestion off-hand.

You could shoot different sections from different angles e.g. one from above as you take a drink, one from the side, move the camera around for each section - that'd break things up.

The sound is fine, but you'd be amazed at how getting the sound really good will make it seem a lot more professional. Maybe a lav mic? You'll get a sort of richness and exaggerating your drinking sounds could be a laugh.

If you want to see a masterclass in one-person-to-camera check out Adam Neely (yes, I know, he's a smug muso and he's very annoying but fuck me he's a cracking musician and epic-good at making this stuff)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=45FtC8OUtgI
Another person who makes very entertaining content about drinking stuff is Big Clive.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJeFMIeIPhM

Can you engage with people? Get questions from viewers or social media? It would help make the film more dynamic AND you'd know you were giving the people what they want.

Anyway, keep at it and good luck, you'll get better the more you do it.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:20, Reply)
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Thank you very much for this input. I think making it tighter and more concise would help a lot with how it flows. So I'll take a critical look at what I could change. The music is just the first music I found so again, I'll have a look. Perhaps not even having music could help?

I actually have a couple of alright mics I could be using, but they seem to pick up more than I want them to in terms of sound.

I'll give the camera angles a go and check out the guys you said to check out. Thank you for the constructive input. It helps a lot.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to sit awkwardly on a bench with Konnie Huq.
 (joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Strap a go-pro to the bottom of the glass
give us a pints-eye-view down your gullet as you knock it back. Go on! It'll make compelling telly.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
'how the sausage is made' if I swallow it.
 (joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post TV fucking gold

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post oranjeboom? It's a lager, not a tune...
woo! yay! etc!
 (I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:41, Reply)
This is a link post Burning Trump I made this!
in 2016 i painted this portrait of trump.

to mark his departure from the white house, i took a blowtorch to it.

i hope you enjoy watching him burn as much as i enjoyed burning him.

(shardcore, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post alright Bill Drummond

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
he used to be really good on Question of Sport
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 17:09, Reply)
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he was a hero of Loamshire in WWI.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear
twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1351897365293248513
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah bless

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post This was so poignant, so dignified...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P710rEQVZr4
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Good timing, a classic song, a timeless cliché.
Only dignified thing he's done.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 13:40, Reply)
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He must have really upset you. Are you okay? Need a hug?
 (swank, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post My new favourite cover of Popcorn.
He's been practising his English.
*swoons*

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Bof, Merveilleux!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 20 Jan 2021, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Magnificent
Makes me think I might never invent an instrument though. Joyful.
 (joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Zut alors!
I love copporn.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post love this
and I could watch that sexy bastard talk all day
 (piss and shit, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure that he's French, but am I the only one who hears a similarity to Werner Herzog?
It's a good thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 3:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish
I had the time and inclination to do something like this.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 20 Jan 2021, 23:23, Reply)
This is a link post 50 million-year-old fossil assassin bug
has unusually well-preserved genitalia
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post “a rare treat”

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:28, Reply)
This is a link post Never Been Seen
Random photos from the science museum's collection which no one has looked at yet. Perhaps you will find an example of an early wanking machine?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post In the Leeds Armoury there is an example of a "Climax Shotgun Shell Reloader".
I think I may have a picture somewhere. That and a suit of armour with an amusingly-shaped codpiece.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 6:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I got a glass perfume bottle, decorated with wheel cuts
it was very nice
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The 2nd item I viewed
Votive male genitalia, scrotum missing

collection.sciencemuseumgroup.org.uk/objects/co84359/votive-male-genitalia-scrotum-missing-votive-phallus
 (shevek, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Part of Babbage's plans and a photo of Russian Royals paddling on holiday

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:51, Reply)
This is a link post Pet the cow
Pet the cow

Chicken options also available
 (I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Along with demonic rabbit.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 21:18, Reply)
This is a link post The Sex and the City skit was funny
Link goes to the start of the skit

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 19 Jan 2021, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post a shoo-in for the part after the reading of fifty shades

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 16:23, Reply)
This is a link post I had to complete a 'code of conduct' training module at work today.
This section explained that it was never OK to inflict a punishment bumming on an employee, even for persistent lateness.


 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems to indicate it's only disallowed between 12:00 and 12:05

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Missed the telling-the-time course did you?
It's understandable, you probably didn't arrive at the appointed hour.


[Sorry. I have no excuse.]
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Is she releasing a ghost?
Or is it her soul mixed in with the last of her hope and self-respect as she is forced to fully take on the duties of a company drone?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post The horror, the horror

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 20 Jan 2021, 2:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The bigots will have a dry roast and no pudding.

(suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I’ll substitute with consommé and blancmange.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Best middle class children's names ever

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:37, Reply)
This is a link post Terry Pratchett's Troll Bridge
An amazingly well made semi-pro Discworld Film, now free to view. It's worth sticking around for the song over the end credits.

(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That was very well done
Just how Imagined Cohen
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought David Bradley was quite good as Cohen.
Have they cancelled The Watch yet? The more news I hear the more of a disappointment I expect it will be.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the watch is still going strong
I have decided to give it a go but try to imagine it as nothing to do with Pratchett.

Taken as a standalone series it might be OK but if I see it as a Pratchett TV series it will be dire, disappointing, and terrible.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly emotional at end!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty awesome!

nice casting too
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 1:40, Reply)
This is a normal post A couple of times I thought I detected an Aussie twang to Cohen which is a bit of problem

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 7:33, Reply)
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So he picked up a bit of the accent from XXXX? I can fit that into my headcanon.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I got a headcanon too, I cal it my nose
It's double barrelled and has the grossest ammo ever.

Did Cohen go to fourecks?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post My headcanon is a bishop. Bash away.
I don't remember (it's been a while since reading the books), but he's been all over so I can believe there were some mad priests in Bugarup that needed to be destroyed.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't believe how I just spent 20 minutes searching for connections but
I came up with the fact that Truckle the Uncivil would constantly regale the Silver Horde with stories of Bruce the Hoon. The citizenship of Truckle isn't specified. So Cohen knew OF Fourecks.

wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Bruce_the_Hoon
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I tip my mitre to your detective work.

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 2:00, Reply)
This is a link post James Hetfield and the News - "Hip to Be the Sandman"
Latest Bill McClintock magic
(ohidunno, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That is better than I could have possibly expected

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 19 Jan 2021, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That is great.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I approve of this

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What a smashing start to a Wednesday!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 8:22, Reply)
This is a link post Not another music video
Interesting medical porn (will still make you feel queasy when they cut out the cornea)

(strongp, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Electrospun nanofibre skirt.
Next season's must-have apparel.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 3:19, Reply)

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