Alex Horne singing Disco 2020 (Pulp modernisation). I'm posting this to cheer me up
Sorry if I've been grumpy.
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Sorry if I've been grumpy.
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Not that I've any more reason to be grumpy than anyone else.
F*ck you all.
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F*ck you all.
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{:-D
Archive - Fuck you (live)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JdP1p3qCAE
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Archive - Fuck you (live)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JdP1p3qCAE
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How To Make an Origami Samurai Warrior from a Single Sheet of Paper
All you need is 50 hours and opposable thumbs. And fucking woeful music.
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All you need is 50 hours and opposable thumbs. And fucking woeful music.
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Wow, loads of hard work and incredible planning and spatial perceptions went into this
and it's totally not worth it.
It's a bit like that guy who wanked into a box for years. Effort, skill and persistence. For nothing.
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and it's totally not worth it.
It's a bit like that guy who wanked into a box for years. Effort, skill and persistence. For nothing.
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I would like to learn more about that guy who wanked into a box for years.
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Or, if you're content to leave the planning to an algorithm and devote yourself entirely to fiddly pieces of paper...
Don't use Pritt glue, by the way, it tends to disintegrate after a month or so.
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Don't use Pritt glue, by the way, it tends to disintegrate after a month or so.
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It's not for beginners, mind you.
www.deviantart.com/avrin-art/art/Pyro-Papercraft-Download-349596134
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www.deviantart.com/avrin-art/art/Pyro-Papercraft-Download-349596134
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Someone down there *points down* reviewed Skol and asked if there were telly ads
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I did but I didn't click on the link and GC didn't pick up and and and and
anyway sod you
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anyway sod you
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Yeah, like anybody has ever drunk enough Skol to end up singing.
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I Work for Britain's Worst Meerkat Boss
I made this!
Hi all! You might remember a couple of months ago I posted a video about the 'I want to do a poo at Paul's' kid. I don't want to get a reputation as a dirty spamming bastard but I've made a sequel of sorts about a certain Meerkat-based comparison firm. It really is shocking stuff...
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Hi all! You might remember a couple of months ago I posted a video about the 'I want to do a poo at Paul's' kid. I don't want to get a reputation as a dirty spamming bastard but I've made a sequel of sorts about a certain Meerkat-based comparison firm. It really is shocking stuff...
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Reviewing Beer every week until I go back to work
I made this!
I tried making a 'Youtube Thumbnail' for this one but I don't know if I've quite got the hang of it yet. Thanks for the nice words you've given me thus far, and feel free to not give me them any more or else.
Oh, the beer is genuinely SKOL
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I tried making a 'Youtube Thumbnail' for this one but I don't know if I've quite got the hang of it yet. Thanks for the nice words you've given me thus far, and feel free to not give me them any more or else.
Oh, the beer is genuinely SKOL
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Slightly less hirsute Justin Lee Collins.
Less funny, too.
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Less funny, too.
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Cool. Anything else about my appearance and my personality you want to get down in writing? Any other abusers you want to compare me to?
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Ignore him
he's a racist troll cunt.
Better still put him on ignore.
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he's a racist troll cunt.
Better still put him on ignore.
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So I'm a fat unfunny less hairy Justin Lee Brooker who is only making videos to get free beer. The positives are overwhelming.
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They're just jealous because their Mums only fans account isn't doing so well
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Good effort
I'd say try and make it a bit more concise. Honestly, this is down to practise and experience and looking at what you've done and critically asking if you could pace it more effectively.
Your backing music could be better, though I'm afraid I can't think of a suggestion off-hand.
You could shoot different sections from different angles e.g. one from above as you take a drink, one from the side, move the camera around for each section - that'd break things up.
The sound is fine, but you'd be amazed at how getting the sound really good will make it seem a lot more professional. Maybe a lav mic? You'll get a sort of richness and exaggerating your drinking sounds could be a laugh.
If you want to see a masterclass in one-person-to-camera check out Adam Neely (yes, I know, he's a smug muso and he's very annoying but fuck me he's a cracking musician and epic-good at making this stuff)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=45FtC8OUtgI
Another person who makes very entertaining content about drinking stuff is Big Clive.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJeFMIeIPhM
Can you engage with people? Get questions from viewers or social media? It would help make the film more dynamic AND you'd know you were giving the people what they want.
Anyway, keep at it and good luck, you'll get better the more you do it.
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I'd say try and make it a bit more concise. Honestly, this is down to practise and experience and looking at what you've done and critically asking if you could pace it more effectively.
Your backing music could be better, though I'm afraid I can't think of a suggestion off-hand.
You could shoot different sections from different angles e.g. one from above as you take a drink, one from the side, move the camera around for each section - that'd break things up.
The sound is fine, but you'd be amazed at how getting the sound really good will make it seem a lot more professional. Maybe a lav mic? You'll get a sort of richness and exaggerating your drinking sounds could be a laugh.
If you want to see a masterclass in one-person-to-camera check out Adam Neely (yes, I know, he's a smug muso and he's very annoying but fuck me he's a cracking musician and epic-good at making this stuff)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=45FtC8OUtgI
Another person who makes very entertaining content about drinking stuff is Big Clive.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJeFMIeIPhM
Can you engage with people? Get questions from viewers or social media? It would help make the film more dynamic AND you'd know you were giving the people what they want.
Anyway, keep at it and good luck, you'll get better the more you do it.
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Thank you very much for this input. I think making it tighter and more concise would help a lot with how it flows. So I'll take a critical look at what I could change. The music is just the first music I found so again, I'll have a look. Perhaps not even having music could help?
I actually have a couple of alright mics I could be using, but they seem to pick up more than I want them to in terms of sound.
I'll give the camera angles a go and check out the guys you said to check out. Thank you for the constructive input. It helps a lot.
Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to sit awkwardly on a bench with Konnie Huq.
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Strap a go-pro to the bottom of the glass
give us a pints-eye-view down your gullet as you knock it back. Go on! It'll make compelling telly.
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give us a pints-eye-view down your gullet as you knock it back. Go on! It'll make compelling telly.
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Burning Trump
I made this!
in 2016 i painted this portrait of trump.
to mark his departure from the white house, i took a blowtorch to it.
i hope you enjoy watching him burn as much as i enjoyed burning him.
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in 2016 i painted this portrait of trump.
to mark his departure from the white house, i took a blowtorch to it.
i hope you enjoy watching him burn as much as i enjoyed burning him.
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oh dear
twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1351897365293248513
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twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1351897365293248513
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This was so poignant, so dignified...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P710rEQVZr4
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=P710rEQVZr4
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Good timing, a classic song, a timeless cliché.
Only dignified thing he's done.
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Only dignified thing he's done.
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My new favourite cover of Popcorn.
He's been practising his English.
*swoons*
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He's been practising his English.
*swoons*
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Magnificent
Makes me think I might never invent an instrument though. Joyful.
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Makes me think I might never invent an instrument though. Joyful.
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love this
and I could watch that sexy bastard talk all day
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and I could watch that sexy bastard talk all day
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I'm pretty sure that he's French, but am I the only one who hears a similarity to Werner Herzog?
It's a good thing.
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It's a good thing.
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I wish
I had the time and inclination to do something like this.
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I had the time and inclination to do something like this.
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50 million-year-old fossil assassin bug
has unusually well-preserved genitalia
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has unusually well-preserved genitalia
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Never Been Seen
Random photos from the science museum's collection which no one has looked at yet. Perhaps you will find an example of an early wanking machine?
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Random photos from the science museum's collection which no one has looked at yet. Perhaps you will find an example of an early wanking machine?
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In the Leeds Armoury there is an example of a "Climax Shotgun Shell Reloader".
I think I may have a picture somewhere. That and a suit of armour with an amusingly-shaped codpiece.
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I think I may have a picture somewhere. That and a suit of armour with an amusingly-shaped codpiece.
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Some treasures there
collection.sciencemuseumgroup.org.uk/objects/co176727/pewter-vaginal-syringe-piston-action-hamilton-ty-vaginal-syringes
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collection.sciencemuseumgroup.org.uk/objects/co176727/pewter-vaginal-syringe-piston-action-hamilton-ty-vaginal-syringes
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I got a glass perfume bottle, decorated with wheel cuts
it was very nice
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it was very nice
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The 2nd item I viewed
Votive male genitalia, scrotum missing
collection.sciencemuseumgroup.org.uk/objects/co84359/votive-male-genitalia-scrotum-missing-votive-phallus
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Votive male genitalia, scrotum missing
collection.sciencemuseumgroup.org.uk/objects/co84359/votive-male-genitalia-scrotum-missing-votive-phallus
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Part of Babbage's plans and a photo of Russian Royals paddling on holiday
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collection.sciencemuseumgroup.org.uk/objects/co141874/bone-suppository-introducer-suppository-introducers
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The Sex and the City skit was funny
Link goes to the start of the skit
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Link goes to the start of the skit
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I had to complete a 'code of conduct' training module at work today.
This section explained that it was never OK to inflict a punishment bumming on an employee, even for persistent lateness.
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This section explained that it was never OK to inflict a punishment bumming on an employee, even for persistent lateness.
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It seems to indicate it's only disallowed between 12:00 and 12:05
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Missed the telling-the-time course did you?
It's understandable, you probably didn't arrive at the appointed hour.
[Sorry. I have no excuse.]
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It's understandable, you probably didn't arrive at the appointed hour.
[Sorry. I have no excuse.]
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Is she releasing a ghost?
Or is it her soul mixed in with the last of her hope and self-respect as she is forced to fully take on the duties of a company drone?
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Or is it her soul mixed in with the last of her hope and self-respect as she is forced to fully take on the duties of a company drone?
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Brexit: Edwin Poots issues jelly and gravy shortage warning
Jelly and gravy!
Brexit: Edwin Poots issues jelly and gravy shortage warning
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Jelly and gravy!
Brexit: Edwin Poots issues jelly and gravy shortage warning
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Terry Pratchett's Troll Bridge
An amazingly well made semi-pro Discworld Film, now free to view. It's worth sticking around for the song over the end credits.
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An amazingly well made semi-pro Discworld Film, now free to view. It's worth sticking around for the song over the end credits.
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I thought David Bradley was quite good as Cohen.
Have they cancelled The Watch yet? The more news I hear the more of a disappointment I expect it will be.
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Have they cancelled The Watch yet? The more news I hear the more of a disappointment I expect it will be.
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I think the watch is still going strong
I have decided to give it a go but try to imagine it as nothing to do with Pratchett.
Taken as a standalone series it might be OK but if I see it as a Pratchett TV series it will be dire, disappointing, and terrible.
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I have decided to give it a go but try to imagine it as nothing to do with Pratchett.
Taken as a standalone series it might be OK but if I see it as a Pratchett TV series it will be dire, disappointing, and terrible.
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A couple of times I thought I detected an Aussie twang to Cohen which is a bit of problem
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So he picked up a bit of the accent from XXXX? I can fit that into my headcanon.
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I got a headcanon too, I cal it my nose
It's double barrelled and has the grossest ammo ever.
Did Cohen go to fourecks?
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It's double barrelled and has the grossest ammo ever.
Did Cohen go to fourecks?
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My headcanon is a bishop. Bash away.
I don't remember (it's been a while since reading the books), but he's been all over so I can believe there were some mad priests in Bugarup that needed to be destroyed.
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I don't remember (it's been a while since reading the books), but he's been all over so I can believe there were some mad priests in Bugarup that needed to be destroyed.
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Can't believe how I just spent 20 minutes searching for connections but
I came up with the fact that Truckle the Uncivil would constantly regale the Silver Horde with stories of Bruce the Hoon. The citizenship of Truckle isn't specified. So Cohen knew OF Fourecks.
wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Bruce_the_Hoon
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I came up with the fact that Truckle the Uncivil would constantly regale the Silver Horde with stories of Bruce the Hoon. The citizenship of Truckle isn't specified. So Cohen knew OF Fourecks.
wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Bruce_the_Hoon
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Ironically, this guy is making it easier to believe there is a god.
Sri Lankan holy man’s ‘miracle’ potion for Covid turns sour
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Sri Lankan holy man’s ‘miracle’ potion for Covid turns sour
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James Hetfield and the News - "Hip to Be the Sandman"
Latest Bill McClintock magic
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Latest Bill McClintock magic
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Not another music video
Interesting medical porn (will still make you feel queasy when they cut out the cornea)
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Interesting medical porn (will still make you feel queasy when they cut out the cornea)
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Electrospun nanofibre skirt.
Next season's must-have apparel.
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Next season's must-have apparel.
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