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This is a link post 67m views in 3 days
A forensically detailed takedown of Vladimir Vladimirovich - this is why the Russian authorities are bracing for riots today...

It would be great if we could see the back of two despots in the same week....

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jeremy Kyle's looking well.

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The guy has got balls of steel
I just hope he doesn't die standing up for what he believes in.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm afraid to say that's pretty likely. Putin's already had two failed hits on him,
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post +s

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Failshits, how does shit fail?
The Bristol stool scale doesn't mention it.
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This is a normal post If I watch this will I get a Novichok cough?

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll be fine if you go commando and avoid cathedral cities.

(, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 6:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Filmmaker recreates Old Masters with real actors and slow motion camera.
(Some of the movement is very subtle so hard to see on phone or small screen)

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also
Boobs
(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's certainly a pair of jugs in there...

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Chew Chew Baby (1958)
I'd complain about the inappropriate indigenous people stereotypes but that's the least of this cartoon's problems!

YouTube


(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have an uncanny feeling I've seen this massively racist cartoon before.
Perhaps when Tony Robinson introduced cartoons on BBC1 back in the day?
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw it in a theater
but I don't remember the feature that followed. (I'm old. My parents took me.)
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well hopefully you learned never to have a canibal blood transfusion anyway.

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This is a link post Amulets - Tape Wizard


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This is a normal post THis is so up my street I'd be delighted to be its naighbour
Thanks
(, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was so good
gave me a tingle on my neck.
(, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 1:49, , Reply)
This is a link post The Story of Batman
The Story of Batman, 1976 Demo single recorded by Adam 'Batman' West, unreleased. Recorded from 45

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This is a normal post Holy tits!
oh wait...
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Fisting a Chicken
That picture below of Keith Richards in a blond wig and his cock on the table reminded me of when Winchester Radio got caught out with a spoof news article.
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This is a normal post Most sensational

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This is a link post Great song with a great video from a pal of mine
Has the feel of Song for Guy by Elton John or Take My Hand by Matt Berry. And the video is great so have an enjoy.

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like it

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 6:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Jimjar's Cryptopica 001 (cryptic crossword) I made this!
Not one of my filthy ones (although they may also make a comeback at some point) but topical, and may raise a smirk in parts.
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This is a normal post I shall be giving this a damn good going over later.

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This is a normal post Kind of a good idea that I wish was applied to urban sensory heritage.
Anything to stop cunts moving in next door to pubs and nightclubs and complaining about the noise.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's beyond me why people are like that.
What is it? Lack of imagination? How do people buy property without knowing where they're going, etc.
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This is a normal post Already have it, it's called the agent of change rule and puts the onus on the agent of change to mitigate problems.

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds great, why doesn't it work?

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This is a normal post Is she fisting that Cockerel?

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It makes them taste better.
#ruralfrenchcuisine
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the noise it makes while she does it, is now protected!!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Corinne .....?
Corinne is French for Dave, right?
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This is a normal post les bites magenta?

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a link post A lovely woodworking "trick"
You can kind of see what he is going to do, but it still delights when he does it.

(Contains no Brexit, or Trump.)

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This is a normal post This is great, and I love the psychedelic panning of his microphone

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This is a normal post It is, isn't it? Hadn't noticed the sound. I'll get the headphones on!

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so jaded...
.. I was expecting some hilarious gotcha prank at the end, instead of skillz.

A+++ would watch again.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post was decent tutorial. saved to my 'gave me wood' list

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is so clever and deceptively simple
nice!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, sneaky!

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post What gets me about this is how
THE FUCK someone came up with this in the first place.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Invented by this bloke, Dicky Rickets

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a link post blue passports though

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comment underneath: "You won, get over it!"
Ha!
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This is a normal post {:-)

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That response is just perfect.

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post How pleased must they have been to find the tattered flag at the start.

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like to think the cunt in the video put that up the day after the referendum
Every day another fragment flutters to his feet as the cold reality of what he's done becomes clearer and clearer
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brexit:
A mechanism whereby the very rich keep control of the very poor, and make more people very poor whilst at the same time making the rich even more rich, and fool the poor into thinking it was their idea.

It was always going to fail, we said so before the vote, we will continue to say so.

Personally, I would like to be proven wrong, for the country to go from strength to strength because of our new independence, for the Tories to make Brexit win, instead of *just* getting it done. But that won't happen.

My marker for when something is a bad idea for the majority of people in this country is to see if it is something Rees-Mogg is in favour of.

If he wants it, it is bad for us.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post An old and familiar pattern.

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This is a normal post It's too early to tell what will happen
My guess is that it will settle down into a new normal, as things always do. I'm old enough to have lived through many changes in Europe and things just adapt to the new situation. Some win, some lose. It's the same when a new company enters the market and fucks over all the old businesses, like Amazon did. You can complain or change.

Brexit has affected me too, but it won't be reversed, so why spend my life whining about people who voted for it.

The danger is that anger over Brexit dominates your life. It's like being a ex-husband who just won't ever let go and wants things back to how they were. They never will be. Move on, or you just end up miserable.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:18, , Reply)
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It won't be reversed? I dunno about that. Article 50 has a very clear and specifically-worded clause for re-entry, and many eyes are on that prize. When you consider the numbers, however you slice it, brexit was not a majority 'vote'*, its zealots are dying out in droves due to age and corona, to be replaced with (generally) savvier more progressive younger voters, who are not voting Tory - and certainly not whatever the present equivalent of UKIP is. As it's become clear, brexit was a lame-duck vanity project which has already fallen on its arse to most people's thunderous lack of surprise, and its reversal is all but inevitable - it's a matter of when, and under who's directive, not if.

As for 'whining', whatever you call it, my view is that it is important that those who were seduced into voting* for this train wreck are made aware of the very real consequences of their actions, to reckon with the likelihood that their choice was motivated by insidious xenophobia at best and downright racism at worst - whatever the thin fig leaf du jour is, the 'sovereignty' fallacy, etc. To reckon with the fact that they are complicit in that and the UK's tarnished global reputation. As 'Project Fear'/Reality has been made very apparent for at least 5 years, the brexiteer gullibility cannot be a blameless accident, but a choice. Mockery at least introduces the notion that perhaps they were wrong, and that a narrowly-successful vote* does not mean infallibility.

* not a vote, a poll - subtle but important difference.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post "why spend your life whining about the people who voted for it"
Stab in the dark here but I'm guessing you're one of those who voted for it and you'd rather everyone stopped laughing at you
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(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
Personally, I reserve the largest guffaw for the people who live in Spain and voted for Brexit, because they now will have the choice of moving back to the UK or staying in Spain and giving up their UK passport (and learning Spanish).
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post They don't need to learn Spanish
They just have to shout louder.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post You would think that from how they act
Although I am not sure if that will help them in their interview for residency.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do we really want people that deluded back?
Patriots who don't want to live here?!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
P Tw
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This is a normal post All the best patriots all live abroad.

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post a lot of people simply wont be able to admit that they voted for it in a few years time I reckon
Imagine having the 'what did you vote in the referendum?" conversation with a kid who's just become aware of what happened and what it means for their life chances. It's going to become a secret shame
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably the first time I've ever agreed with you!
Nobody did the blame analysis prior to casting their vote. The way I see it, there were 2 choices with 6 possible outcomes, but only 1 choice had any risk of blame.

One votes against Brexit, Brexit loses and that's the end of it.

One votes against Brexit, Brexit wins and it turns out terrible... not your fault.

One votes against Brexit, Brexit wins and it turns out to be great... no harm, no foul.

One votes for Brexit, Brexit loses and that's the end of it.

One votes for Brexit, Brexit wins and it turns out great... no problem, no blame.

And finally,
One votes for Brexit, Brexit wins and it turns out terrible... one now has some explaining to do.
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This is a normal post Can a true believer in Brexit use that kind of reason and self reflection?
Brexit Britain is something of a consequence-free parallel reality, as far as I can tell.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post One by one, idiots are realising how stupid they've been.
While in their thousands, older idiots who just hated foreigners are dying of coronavirus.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post they will all of course continue to vote tory until the sun expands and engulfs the planet

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post They will?
Shit! Trump was right! The dead are rigging elections!
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This is a normal post But it's a British sun
A happy sun
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Whirring Lights and Flashy Music I made this!
made from a single sheet of paper.

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
Excellent work Fred
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!
I try my best to improve on each one, but may take a different tack next time.
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This is a link post Mastering the Groan Tube I made this!
New album soon

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This is a normal post More like this, please.

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will do

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
Tour dates ?
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This is a link post It’s the Oompa Loompa universe I’m dreading.

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This is a normal post As long as they don't do porn...

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rule 34...

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This is a normal post plz no
not looking
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a link post My name is Julia Child
and I am going to cook onion soup whilst completely pissed
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Barry Humphreys had a sister!?

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey she started early.
As a child I used to watch Graham Kerr The Galloping Gourmet every morning in the school holidays, always loved his style but didn't realise his confidence and sophistication was due to being permanently smashed. Had a big effect on me, unfortunately.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post See also, Keith Floyd

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes, he was the 80s equivalent
I was a full-blown staggering gourmet by the time he came along.
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This is a normal post At 16 I read Fear and Loathing...

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never forget the wonderful Fanny Craddock!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z82EYek2-xs

(Cradock)
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This is a normal post Her exciting diet explains some of the abrasiveness
www.theguardian.com/media/2006/sep/10/broadcasting.uknews
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This is a link post This popped up in my youtube
I can't get enough TBH

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This is a normal post Lovely stuff.

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly explained in a pleasant, easy to listen to voice.

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is one of the better Savile YouTube recommendations

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This is a normal post Great, thank you.
Although I don't like the pocket configuration much. That's the one thing that stops me shelling out the thick end of six grand for one.
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This is a normal post the one thing

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This is a normal post I'd forgotten what suits look like
wonder if anyone will bother wearing them again?
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This is a normal post So basically it's M&S with an extra couple of noughts added on at the end.

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This is a link post Sadly not a series
someone tipped off the author
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This is a normal post Spoilsports!

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stealing a wankh spaceship which subsequently malfunctions?
They should have seen that coming.
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This is a normal post I've read loads of Vance
Including this. But after the name change annoyingly.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ever read Van Vogt's 'Voyage of the Space Beagle'?
There's an alien antagonist named 'Pussy' and the crew's weapons are called 'vibrators.' It's a fantastic read.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a link post when memes collide I made this!


(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post These deep fakes
are getting better all the time
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great fun. Are these things easy to do?

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post you basically point the software to where the mouth is
and press play
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Why was this not part of the ceremony?????
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This is a normal post Woo! but...
what the fuck is it with shanties at the moment?
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post No idea but there's a bit of a whiff of someone paid for them to be marketed/promoted but it isn't going anywhere because folk aren't that interested

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Louis Dunford - When We Were Hooligans
I think I recognise some of these streets in this music video?

Edit: Slow today so just contributing to help it move along etc/ hello
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a link post silly twunt accompanied by piano


(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post She has what looks like an onion in that towel.
Does this mean she made the whole thing up?

Does this mean she was maced, and she believes that mace is removed with onion juice?

Others have suggested it's not an onion, but a lump of ice, or possibly a lemon or lime.

The world needs answers to this most pressing of issues.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe she could wash her face in alternative faucets?

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have heard this in other places too
She does have something very lightly coloured in her towel, although the video is very low quality in the places I can find it.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lemon or lime might make more sense than onion.
Baby shampoo or vegetable oil would work far better.
I can't find onion mentioned as an antidote.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm told Palestinians used it as a tear gas balm back in the day
but that was more a case of 'what else have we got' and nobody seems to think it works.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have tried milk; capsicum isn't soluble in water.
High proof spirits might also work, but might end up hurting even more.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 0:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd avoid alcohol (or any low boiling point solvent).
It will increase absorption into mucous membranes and sebaceous glands.
Yes it is a better solvent for capsaicin, which is dissolved in propan-2-ol for sprays.
Whoa, just found this
edition.cnn.com/2021/01/22/health/hand-sanitizer-kids-eye-injuries-wellness/index.html
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is also worth a look:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztm-7iKsZDg
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This is a normal post That was super!

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was marvellous, and deserves more attention.

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done, someone needs to write the rest of the musical.

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