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Birds On An Amplified Fence
This bloke is a lovely genius.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:13,
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See also: Ewe Tube
vimeo.com/437706343
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:16,
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Amazing stuff he's done.
Great find Fred.
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Varmint, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 17:35,
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Thank you - I've been a fan/friend since the early 2000s
culminating in a visit to his Musical Fence in the Middle Of Nowhere QLD
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5RwaA2dH40
but wasn't aware of his recent stuff in Scotland.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 19 Jan 2021, 18:57,
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Also boirds on twangy gits...
youtube.com/watch?v=Gi_BBe8vfE4
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:24,
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Yeah!
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:15,
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Fantastic
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:35,
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Pew pew pew pew
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Varmint, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:21,
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Marvellous
I've wanted to try something similar with spider webs for a long time - they sometimes go to the middle and pluck the radial strands in turn which I'd love to be able to hear. I didn't know if it was to check for prey on the web or to see if there was any damage to the web - having just looked it up it appears to be both.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:59,
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There are optical pickups for guitars
that way you wouldn't need a physical connection to the web (real web, not interweb, obvs).
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Varmint, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 17:50,
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Brilliant idea!
A home made piezo contact mic would be cheaper though (a piezo cell is like 10p, plus some wire and maaaaybe some glue or tape), and anything left in proximity to a cobweb is likely to become attached anyway...
But a laser or optical pickup would make for a cleaner signal, certainly. I wonder if it's possible to make an optical pickup from an old CD player....
*researches*
Conclusion: It would be easier to genetically engineer a spider to produce metallic webs so you could use standard electric guitar pickups.
Also optical pickups for guitar might not notice the presence of a cobweb, what with it being about a thousandth of the diameter of an E string.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 19:28,
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Maybe simpler to look for existing video of spiders plucking webs
and then adding sound in time with the plucking?
Possibly vary note with the length of the part of the web plucked?
Montage of random notes and spiders going 1,2, 1,2 before the music starts
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 20:06,
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Simpler, yes
but the objective is to hear what the spider's web actually sounds like.
My guess is it's less of a springlike PEW and more like a membranous wobbly scratchy noise.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 21:02,
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What might an optical pickup do with a screen image?
Presumably altering contrast/brightness/etc. to suit.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 21:48,
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You'd need a phd and a high enough screen refresh rate to get accurate audio from a video of vibration, I think.
Consider CD audio is 44,100 'frames' per second, while HD video is between 24 and 60 frames per second, so there's just not enough information to work with to reproduce high frequency sounds.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:03,
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Of course, the display is the limiting factor, irrespective of the camera speed.
I imagined if a high speed camera was used, the footage slowed, then corrected for frequency after. As you say, not easy.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 17:45,
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Maybe like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDk4UtCOQ5E
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:49,
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I imagine they would sound like a slack rubber band
They aren't taut and when something got stuck it would dampen resonance
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 17:40,
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arachnophilia.net/sonifying-the-web
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 23:57,
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Good site, they really are dedicated to it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 0:33,
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Ooh!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 1:13,
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PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 18:18,
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That sounds like it would make for an interestingly resonant convolution reverb impulse.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 19:55,
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Mention of reanimated reminded me of this scene
Herbert West has trouble with a reanimated cat
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:58,
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rCac
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Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:55,
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A blast from the past
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 14:39,
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it was *only* 1985
same year as Commando and Back to the future
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 14:56,
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Frontier Psychiatrist Reanimated
A bunch of 70 very talented animators have remade individual elements of the Frontier Psychiatrist mucic video and they have been combined to make a new video.
Amazingly the original is now 20 years old but still looks fresh.
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fuzzy duck ? maybe., Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:38,
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Make made up people say stuff
Seems to work well with crazy Trump tweets! Pick a character and enter a (small) amount of text to speak out loud.
Currently make Spongebob curse fluently
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 1:42,
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Seems to work quite well
But what a poor selection of voices.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:58,
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Yeah, I know only a couple
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 10:17,
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The Source Filmmaker crowd will love this.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 6:25,
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Oh
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 23:48,
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No onward chain
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 23:59,
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I'm scared to redo my decking now.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 0:05,
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Check for a brass nameplate.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 1:07,
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I’d have thought that counted as bio-waste
And was illegal
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 23:51,
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It could count as composting.
(the deceased was probbly ashes)
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 0:00,
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Actually
I hadn't thought of that. I reckon you are right, it was probably ashes.
That's OK, it will feed the fruit bushes lovely.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:14,
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Yeah but it specifically said “buried”
Rather than “sprinkled over” (or a slightly more appropriate description like “scattered” etc)
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:54,
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Oh well
it will still feed the fruit bushes.
And the worms.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 22:45,
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Apparently it's quite a straightforward process to get a permit
quite a few people are buried in their own gardens.
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Varmint, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:46,
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Well it’s one step up from leaving the house to the cat in the “fuck you, kids” stakes.
Pretty much ensures that they won’t be able to sell it.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:51,
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Why not?
Would you genuinely care?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:05,
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There was a bit of land up for sale near me recently
On the conditions was to allow access to the current owners as their parents are buried on the land. Did sell though.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:38,
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Now that is a bit weird.
Although it does obviously depend on the land in question; and to be fair, it's presumably not the kind of stipulation that'd have all that long a shelf-life.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:54,
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On both a mental and practical basis, yes.
I’d be forever worrying that I couldn’t dig in the garden lest I accidentally desecrated a grave. Not only that, can I grow grass over the top? Is it disrespectful to run a lawnmower over a grave? Can I build a patio or deck in that bit of the garden? How about a shed? Will it be a problem if I want to extend the house?
Nope, not for me.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:27,
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And there's the ghost problem as well
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:52,
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A really annoying ghost that tuts at your choice of decor.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 15:33,
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The description on Rightmove says
"We have been advised that part of the garden is currently rented from Leeds City Council" - I'm guessing that's the bit with the grave in it, if so you wouldn't be able to do anything with it as it'd be classed like any other plot in a council cemetery.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 15:30,
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Well that covers off this specific instance.
I’d still rather not have a corpse in my back garden, whether the council own the plot or not.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 15:49,
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If you really want to go down that route, ask for your body to be placed in the front garden, in a gibbet for the birds.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 10:52,
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Yay, haunted lolz
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:37,
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Very productive veg plot.
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Varmint, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:45,
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The grass grew lush for years where we buried the dog
It was a good dog, should’ve knocked it out first
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:40,
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Find me a dwarf lady, a couple of tennis balls, some rope
AND GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT CAROL ANN!!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:50,
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I think that's pretty sweet
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 19 Jan 2021, 10:19,
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And it's gone
did you screenshot it?
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strongp, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:45,
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It's still on right move
see below
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 15:25,
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So this one then....
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/76868103#/
"We have been advised that part of the garden is currently rented from Leeds City Council...
...Please be aware this property is being sold by family members as part of a relatives estate. It was the deceased's wishes to be buried in the garden as he was born and died in the house. This wish has been carried out and the property will be sold as is".
Click for bigger (128 kb)
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 15:23,
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Nice :)
Smooth McGroove's videos always had such a calming aesthetic about them.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 19 Jan 2021, 0:19,
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Nicely.
I often play the entire original MARIO theme in DJ sets. It's a frickin genius song.
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:26,
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I've been known to drop
this into VG-related DJ sets.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:48,
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A few years ago,
my wife managed a shop in Sydney (sort of place that sells yoga mats and Buddha heads to rich housewives) and this girl (singer in the glasses) was one of the team. Nice girl.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:17,
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Amiel Daemion, who appears to have escaped from the music industry to live her own life, good for her
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:38,
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If I'm listening with speakers
I prefer this version - I can't work out if it's just been mixed with the bass boosted. Either way, different video.
youtu.be/EhZWQ5_dcNY
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 20:01,
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New cheery video from Bill Wurtz
Seems to have gone 3D...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 18 Jan 2021, 21:28,
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How much food should actually be in a £15 free school meals parcel?
The conversation about food parcels and free school meals is an emotive one, but it misses the point.
It's not about value. It's about an ideological distrust of and disdain for the poor, from the people ruling the country.
Sobering stuff.
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 18 Jan 2021, 20:40,
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I am an idealist.
You are an ideologue.
He is an idiot.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 22:00,
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God, the two Ronnies and Cleese have jumped the shark.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 22:07,
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WTF is going on in Britain?
Why do some of you expect the state to feed your offspring?
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 1:58,
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Because legally minimum wages and / or the state's intended social safety net doesn't provide enough funds to do so.
Once you've decided to have a social safety net, it really ought to be up to the job.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 7:17,
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Wtf is going on in Holland?
Not very much it seems given that you're up at 3am railing against poor kids getting a square meal in another country
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 7:29,
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If the parents can't,
then yes. Obviously we expect that.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:07,
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We expect
to live in a country that is not so heartless that we would watch them starve just because we judge their parents to be wasters.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:22,
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Taking the time to cut an onion in half
We can't have them getting addicted to onion
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horrid, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 20:40,
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I feel you may be asking the wrong question of us
I suspect the real question should be:
"Why do you live in a country where a company can see money intended to feed hungry kids, and thinks 'We can grab well over half of that', and why do you have a government that abets such behaviour?"
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:18,
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Because your Mum ate all their food
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 18:20,
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Anticipation -> delivers, along with silkygold commentary.
GC says no. Probably wrong but ehh.
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:09,
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If ever there was a resonance with the last days of Trump
this is really fucking IS IT.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 15:15,
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Fucking hell
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 18 Jan 2021, 15:26,
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Classic hahahaha
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:08,
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Well if shooting it with various guns doesn't work, of course dynamite is the solution.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:11,
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There's a blast from the past. I'm pretty sure last time I saw this video I had to download RealPlayer to get it to work.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:32,
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Yay!
Much better quality than the over compressed version I saw 20 years ago!
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 20:03,
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Isn't there a Vera Lynn song about this?
Whale meat again, don't know where, don't know when,
But I know whale meat again some sunny day!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:53,
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You’re only supposed to blow the bloody dorsal off!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:48,
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enjoyed that
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:16,
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Better than expected
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 0:05,
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Parasite extraction porn
NSFW
NSFW because revolting
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 2:45,
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Just delete this
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 5:48,
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I don't get what I just saw.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 13:47,
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Related to this
www.medicaldaily.com/science-behind-why-videos-popping-pimples-cysts-and-blackheads-are-so-popular-right-333454
My personal hypothesis is that it is also related to grooming behaviours.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 19:02,
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That's really grubby hair.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:13,
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Jesus wept.
That is fucking horrific, and I didn't even play the video.
Peeps, you may just want to scroll on by this one.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:23,
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Er, people do realise that those videos are not what they claim to be?
Constructed for the hits and sweet, sweet ad revenue...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:04,
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I know that hair doesn't naturally extrude cold porridge for multiple species to nest in. You want the real thing, look up mango worm extraction videos (don't).
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:54,
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Jigger flea extraction can be pretty grim
This channel is a charity working in Kenya, some very nasty videos
www.youtube.com/channel/UCwJZiyiR1aDwEL3Gkm7entw
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 17:41,
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Robot Chicken | Children of the Popcorn
NSFW
NSFW for animated gore.
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sun 17 Jan 2021, 21:28,
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Comedy in it's purest form
NSFW
Don't click if you don't like to see genitalia
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:32,
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Hahaha!
Perfect, this will be cited in many an A and E dept.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:46,
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Bit of a bum note
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:51,
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A lot of people saying it's a masterpiece
don't give one tiny fuck about towel continuity.
The towel is 20-40% of the entire visual element, it's the 3rd most important plot device, and the film maker didn't fucking care.
And the sound sucks.
At least it was shot in landscape.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 20:33,
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You are a hoopy frood
AICMFP
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Varmint, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 20:45,
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I'm a hoopier frood than most.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 21:22,
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Also modest and self effacing.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 21:47,
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He's so hip
he can barely see over the bloke in the towel's pelvis
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 20:07,
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The towel doesn't care.
It's been offered a better part in the next project.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 20:52,
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Remote handcuffs
If this catches on, perhaps fewer of our brown brethren will get shot by cops in the US.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 17:17,
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Nice idea, whether they will use it is another thing...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:41,
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they should make the gun magenta and cylindrical
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 21:56,
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What a load of bolas
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:22,
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Magnavolt is the obvious solution
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMtqRir7dco
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:46,
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Cartridges are a nuisance if you miss
Needs to be rapid fire.
Also, the two weights being fired about 3ft each side of the suspect may well be... Dangerous, so don't fire if you are near any short people or kids.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 23:55,
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Is there a way to try this?
I'd like to give it the input "A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat"
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 17:45,
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I don't think there's a public point of access yet.
I think they want to keep the trained AI relatively cock free for the time being.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:32,
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They can try
48hrs from release it will be full of nazi cocks.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:50,
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you can change the options further down in the black boxes, but only from a predefined list
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razzle, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 19:05,
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Penguin made of cucumber is very good.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 20:21,
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Map of the Capitol site with locations of videos and sound recordings uploaded to Parler.
"The uploading location isn't always the location of the filming. It's very interesting."
(*title, description and link courtesy of faithle55 on Reddit.)
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routine has perfected burgers, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 14:27,
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exit through the gift shop
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stubhuman, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 16:29,
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That disappeared quickly
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 19:01,
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Probably the whole FBI is connected to it.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 19:49,
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It's all about the shanties now...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 14:08,
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How to draw an owl
NSFW
1. Draw some circles
2. Draw the rest of the fucking owl
Marked NSFW just in case but probably is fine.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 12:41,
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I'm going to go with "that absolutely didn't happen they way it was described".
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 19:12,
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