Our very own b3tan Spelling Maistakes Costs Lives needs our help
Hopefully Darren will post something here that is more eloquent, but generally, while we're all arguing the toss about trivialities, he's out there giving it some, especially to sHell. His funding has fallen through for his latest jape so is in need of some direct help using the link above. If you don't want to donate, the link will also take you to where you can pre-order some of his stuff and the money goes toward the project too:
"My plan is to install an anti-Shell greenwashing showroom inside a single-decker biodiesel-powered bus and bring it to COP26, as well as future protests, festivals and to park outside Shell marketing events/corporate headquarters.
I've already started work on the project but due to one major funding source event being cancelled I now need your help to make it happen.
My name is Darren Cullen, I'm an artist based in south east London where I run the Museum of Neoliberalism and my hobbies include pissing off Shell.
Due to previous legal threats from Shell. I am running the crowdfunder on my own website to avoid a Kickstarter being cancelled by Shell's lawyers at the last minute, it also means I will have access to the funds immediately since there is not much time until COP26. I understand this is a bit unusual and might not inspire total confidence! But you can see the previous successful crowdfunding campaigns I've run here.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/darrencullen/dont-join-the-army-anti-military-recruitment-comic
www.kickstarter.com/projects/darrencullen/a-horrid-little-newspaper-satirical-scale-model-da
www.kickstarter.com/projects/darrencullen/jigsaw-jigsaw
www.indiegogo.com/projects/museum-of-neoliberalism/#/
Any backer rewards you pre-order, you will receive in November 2021.
The bus will be based on my 2017 anti-Shell installation, but massively expanded with a dozen or more new satirical, climate-apocalypse and greenwashing related artworks."
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unclepills, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:29,
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He's a good artist with some serious integrity
tl:dr Give him the fucking money now.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 16:54, Reply)
Fart research
"The participants logged how many times they farted per day using a handheld counter and found they farted seven times more per day on average while on the plant diet than when they were on the Western diet. Each fart contained about 50 per cent more gas, as revealed when the researchers gave the men a test meal of stewed beans and measured subsequent gas production using balloons fitted to the men’s rectums."
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:35,
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I can confirm that since moving onto a plant based diet, I'm expelling significantly more pooltergeists than I was previously.
They're far, far less pungent, however.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:50, Reply)
So
cattle methane will destroy the planet. Therefore we should stop eating cattle and eat the vegetation ourselves. Approximately 1 billion cattle in the world. Humans are approaching 8 billion.
Seeing as I myself (not vegan) already expel as much gas as an average bovine, I can't help think if we all went veggie, the planet would be doomed.
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id10ts WTF happened, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 12:47,
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Your candles are going to burn off all that methane
Candles!
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 13:05,
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Apparently cows produce around 1000x the methane of a human, so if we all went veggie, we'd be less likely to be doomed.
qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-7ded266665dd5bfb82d528ea88830e4a
Original data source is reliable, even if the site that made the infographic isn't
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Yes, farts are mostly CO2 or N2.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 20:22,
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To be fair, there's that many of us now that we've doomed the planet already.
Personally, I think we should just stop eating cattle because we now have ethical, viable alternatives that don't require us to inseminate, breed and slaughter cattle just to put a dinner on our plates.
That being said, I'm not one of those militant vegan wankers trying to push their agenda onto every single person that enjoys a steak. But I do think there are an awful lot of people out there that keep themselves ignorant about where that steak comes from. I wonder how many of them would be able to meet the cow they were about to eat and put the bolt into its head themselves? I know I wouldn't have been able to do it, and that was long time before I became 'one of them'.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 13:48, Reply)
I've been veggie for... *counts with fingers* 30 years.
I don't think we've doomed the planet just yet. Even if we wiped out macro flora and fauna, there'd still be billions of tonnes of active biomass here for billions of years to come. Even if we burned all the oxygen!
I'm not a militant veggie and I've never met one. I meet plenty of militant meat eaters though, people who have literally pushed meat onto my plate and gleefully tricked me into eating meat at parties/weddings/funerals.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 14:27,
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Yeah, I should have said we've doomed ourselves, not the planet.
The planet will bounce back in absolutely no time once we've finally all fucked off.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 14:34, Reply)
Over 35 years here.
The militant meat eaters are just insecure, guilty or conformist tossers.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:38,
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Happy massive Candles!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:44,
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Forget Naked Attraction this could be a new hit show.
Teams compete to see who can burst their balloons first, using a variety of fartogenic foodstuffs.
Edit: Have I invented a new porno?!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:30,
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6 bowls of muesli followed by a few servings of peanut butter baked beans on toast.
I'd be able to propel myself across the Channel.
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Artichokes, Quorn and homebrew beer could be fatal.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:42,
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Feed me goats cheese, garlic, and dried apricots and I could power a small wind farm
or, in spaaaace, propel myself to a decent fraction of light speed.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:57,
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That sounds about a million times more erotic than naked attraction
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 17:19, Reply)
The Toxic Avenger
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 20:46,
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Ready Steady Poop
Crapheap Challenge
Family Fartunes
The Crapton Factor
Have I Got Poos for You
Crapperjack
Eurovision Pong Contest
Fart Boyard
Give Us a Poo
Noel's House Potty
Shitting Stars
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Fart Attack
Farter Ted
Fartbeat
Goodnight Sweetfart
The Fart Show (The Chart Show)
The Animals of Farting Wood
The National Lottery: Come and Have a Go If You Think You Fart Enough
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 21:22,
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Shart Wars
The Empire Farts Back
The Unbearable Lightness of Queefing
Wind in the Pillows
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 21:44,
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Firesharter
Poo Romance
Forrest Dump
Skids
There Will be Blood
Apoocalypse Now
Jurassic Fart
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There Will be Bubbles.
I Shit on Your Grave
Silent Bumming
SHART!
Logan's Bum
The Andromeda Straining
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 22:29,
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That's enough shows to launch a shitty streaming service
It could be like the brown Netflix or Disney parp
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 22:52,
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Silent Bumming is excellent but may be slightly off topic.
Assmaster (Taskmaster)
Through the Bumhole
Wheel of Fartune
Are You Fartier Than A 10 Year Old?
I'm Sorry I'm Having a Poo
Fart Academy
Your Fart Sounds Familiar
Grease Is The Word
Wipeout
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 22:52,
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The Man With the Golden Bum
From Fissure With Glove
Dr Po
Shitefall
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 23:33,
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No candles go unseen
Have a good B3taday
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 2:25,
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Another candle army enters the fray
How will it end? A snuff flick?
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 4:24,
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Candles! You've used them all up.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 15:58,
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The host is utterly intolerable.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 16:05,
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Gotta separate the message from the messenger
He is so very cringeworthy but he does good stuff and he's a seriously smart guy. He also loves small furry animals and if you watch the whole vid you can appreciate how he designs it so that they can exit any time they like cos he doesn't want to stress them too much. Anyone who really appreciates the small furry ones like this isn't a bad person.
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 9:59,
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It's Ig Noble time again!
Upside down rhino research takes the top prize.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 8:16,
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The economics prize is well deserved.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 17:11,
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Really great as always
and as always I would have forgotten about it so thanks for posting
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 12 Sep 2021, 10:16,
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A polished professional.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 17:30,
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The song i play if i have to microwave anything over 7 minutes with two minute cooling off period
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 2:32,
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This is exactly my kind of thing.
More inanimate objects and food related disco, please.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 21:39,
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Alice Cooper sings it for me
Been waiting a long time to do this.
Happy fuqing candle day to me!
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id10ts WTF happened, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 2:04,
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I still
don't know what I want to do when I grow up.
(Despite being 58 calendars old.)
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id10ts WTF happened, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 2:08,
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Confabulations!
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 2:28,
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You're allowed in the b3ta boozer now
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 2:39,
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And now
it's your candle day!
Damn, you old, bro.
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id10ts WTF happened, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 4:17,
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Happy 18 candles
You probably prefer this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtXqVROTiII
betcha do
huh
you love them and want to kiss them you do
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unclepills, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 12:33,
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It's just not cricket
NSFW
the cricket commentary Hee Bee Gee Bees below reminded me of this. NSFW for swears.....
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Ok, I'll try and describe this...music...
Black metal vocals rambling about nothing, connected to A E S T H E T I C passages via energetic jazz fusion segues.
But hey, at least it's not fucking mumble rap.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 9 Sep 2021, 23:25,
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Live script reading
designed to make sure it never happens again.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 20:15,
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Time Trumpet
I know, but teh grauniad reminded me of it today
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unclepills, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 18:14,
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The Tony Blair sketch is presciently accurate
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 21:00,
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that led to this series: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSg5LYMS6oA which i hadn't seen before so cheers
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 23:01,
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The Matrix has no sequels.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:04,
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ThEre Is nO sEqUeL, nEo
sorry
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 9 Sep 2021, 23:22,
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Oh, could go either way...
[Don't be shit, don't be shit, please don't be shit]
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Varmint, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:59,
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I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 18:16,
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A repository for stories of dead anti-vaxxers
Handy
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:15,
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A little Yank-centric but still very handy, thanks.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:34,
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I know it says it's educational in intent
- but I can't help from feeling a little spark of gloating, which then immediately made me feel guilty. Silly people dying from being silly, very sad.
Still, it helps clear out the gullible and deluded.
I'm so conflicted.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:47,
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The language used is quite respectful imo.
But then, people do think I'm a cunt.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:52,
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If I ever did have any sympathy for them it's long gone
Fucking rat licking cunts. I'm hoping a health insurer here will launch a vaxxed only product so I don't have to subsidize the twats
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 15:07,
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I agree with this.
I’m pretty extreme, I think, on how anti-vaxers should be dealt with. Banning unvaccinated people from state schools and universities would be a sensible first step IMO. However this does seem to be nasty revelry in some morons’ deaths. People can have idiotic views and not be all round bad eggs. There are also people who loved these imbeciles. And people who loved them even though they vehemently disagreed with their inane opinions. This just adds to these people’s grief. So it’s a ‘no’ from me.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 17:56,
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I bet it would be possible to find the same number of fully vaccinated that also died..
But still, anti-vaxers, fuck 'em.
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Varmint, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 15:24,
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www.deseret.com/coronavirus/2021/8/10/22618163/covid-deaths-vaccinated-data-how-many-die
So 0.001% of vaccinated and those are 75% over 65 and 25% died from co-morbidities
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 20:32,
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do you mean same number who died from covid?
no it would be quite difficult. it is quite a rare occurrence for a vaccinated person to even require hospitalisation, and extremely rare for them to die from covid, because of the protection that the vaccines have been proven to offer. This why the icu's in countries with high vaccinations rates are almost exclusively filled with unvaccinated covid cases, a lot of which are fuckwit anti-vaxxers
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 8:09,
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www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oh-my-fucking-god-get-the-fucking-vaccine-already-you-fucking-fucks
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 19:43,
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I'm ambivalent,
they spread Cov-2 and inane propaganda which is damaging to others.
The relatives may be bereaved and relieved by them dying.
I admit to my schadenfreude, they had it coming.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 22:49,
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People who ignore the successful history of vaccination, dismiss scientific evidence and denounce the advice of experts, but passionately believe in the "information" provided by YouTube videos and Facebook memes.
What can you do?
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNplloMI6M0
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 17:17,
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the guy with a Trump hand tattoo
bejisus
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 20:19,
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The Search Engine Song
For when you have a computer related problem.
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CaC
Kangaroos are a bit rubbish.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 3:37,
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Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder - Curdled milk and boot polish
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 1:58,
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Well that was just silly.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 2:54,
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