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One hour of Medieval Eminem
As brilliant as it sounds, by Beedle the Bardcore. Great illustrations too.
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hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 23:09,
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But no actual rapping.
troubadours everywhere weep.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 25 Aug 2022, 20:22,
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Untrue Stories: George Orwell and HG Wells time travel audio serial
I made this!

A daft audiodrama podcast I've been making with some pals, in which George Orwell and his nemesis H. G. Wells get double-booked in a holiday cottage, argue about the right way to make a cup of tea, then go on time travelling adventures.
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Newington, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 22:33,
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Cooking with G-Man
There’s bound to be a TF2 prop in there somewhere…
Prepare your anus.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 22:26,
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NEW QTV - Don't You Start
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 18:02,
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That is brilliant.
It lacks the buttock-clenching feeling of unease most of their stuff leaves me with, but I proper laughed at some of that.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 20:41,
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Oh my god
this is genius level
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Aug 2022, 8:26,
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Berwick Street shop
from olden times
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The Tramp Surveyor, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 15:52,
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So if we put out significantly more tins of Campbell's soup than Heinz we'll sell more Cammpbell's soup? I'm glad we've got you high paid London Marketing Executives to advise us.
LPE in case anyone's curious
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 17:35,
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If you put enough cans of Campbell soup out you get Andy Warhol.
It all makes sense now.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Aug 2022, 21:08,
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That overdubbing
is making me feel seasick.
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Chuffley, Wed 24 Aug 2022, 2:08,
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I think it probably too more takes to get the accent right than they were willing to film.
ed: took, not too.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 24 Aug 2022, 4:34,
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RIP Helen Grayco (stick with it...)
Spike Jones' wife. She doesn't seem to have done much with the City Slickers, though...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 21:07,
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Wow.
Big fan of Spike Jones and his City Slickers but I had no idea anyone involved had survived this long!
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 1:06,
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Brilliant!
The first time I heard Spike Jones (during the interval at the Hackney Empire they played Cocktails For Two while I was waiting at the bar) I thought I was going to die.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 23 Aug 2022, 9:19,
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The timing on that number is superb, and there are some really subtle musical/acoustic tricks too.
It's a great song, very cleverly done.
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Varmint, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 21:38,
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Nice, but I think it needs sirens.
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Sun 28 Aug 2022, 23:57,
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Ambient ScotRail
I made this!
Here's a quick half-hour meditation on time, travel and animals on the railway earlier today.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 22 Aug 2022, 17:05,
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Also on Vimeo if adverts intrude
vimeo.com/741815532
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 22 Aug 2022, 17:10,
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Excellent!
You put that to quick use Fred.
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Varmint, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 18:01,
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Thanks, I love a Found Poem
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 22 Aug 2022, 18:16,
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good stuff, fred
much better listening to train announcements set to dreamy electronica over the forth bridge, than standing disgruntled on a rainy platform. For the latter, I tend to hum this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7vCww3j2-w
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 23:38,
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Ha! Agreed
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 23 Aug 2022, 7:32,
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Quality film
Even though the werewolves were all played by Peter Stringfellow.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 15:03,
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I've never seen it. Is it a comedy?
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jonbob loves you, Wed 24 Aug 2022, 4:54,
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Not a straight comedy but very funny in places.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 25 Aug 2022, 13:36,
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T-bone Waffle
I went through multiple emotions watching this, but I still would have it.
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sun 21 Aug 2022, 22:52,
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that's a funny way of spelling heart attack
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 22:58,
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a bitter sweet symphony
Propellerheads - Bang On !
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 21:28,
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Hold my hat would you? There's a good fella!
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Varmint, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 21:44,
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Chapaux
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 21:54,
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It is, in fact, my hand.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 3:48,
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those aren't pillows!
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 23:40,
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No, it's two thousand people in a seething, roaring, shouting mass.
Much like a Rammstein concert.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 6:37,
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Rimojeki Space Duo
These nutters headlined a festival I was at last weekend. Move over Die Antwoord.
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 17:32,
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that kid from Stranger Things sings like a girl
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 22:39,
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Most powerful Bentley ever...and it's made from gold!
Not sure what I love more, the car or Matt Watson. He's hilarious.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 16:31,
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A six litre W12 producing 740 BHP?
To paraphrase Top Gear: How do they get so little power out of so much engine?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 20:43,
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I'm guessing
that it weighs as much as the moon.
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MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 20:53,
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It's disgusting that there are people with enough disposable income to afford something so frivolous.
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Varmint, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 21:45,
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Why?
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 22:51,
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I bet the type of person who would be comfortable displaying that level of opulence would also have a Liz Truss wank mag
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Varmint, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 23:44,
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wank mag Only Fans
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 3:07,
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Come on, now. There are plenty of folk who would sign up to a Liz Truss OnlyFans.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 12:11,
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I don't want to be accused of kink shaming, but you need to stop trying to normalise your filthy perversion.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 14:23,
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The penis wants what the penis wants.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 15:04,
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When Penny Mordaunt was still in the race.
It should have been decided by naked wrestling in custard.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 20:46,
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BRB
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 21:25,
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isn't it awful that some people have more money than others.
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ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 10:07,
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It depends on your perspective.
I think it's awful that a few people have more personal wealth salted away in offshore tax havens than they could possibly spend in several lifetimes and yet in the same country you have people trapped in miserable poverty with no prospects and no hope.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 11:32,
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Meh. Life's not fair.
It has always been that way, and will continue to always be that way. Some people are less fortunate than others. No point losing sleep over it.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 12:10,
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Try harder
Two types of people; those who focus on what could be and those who just go 'meh it's how it is'.
Yes it's how it is, but what could it be. Every progression ever made came from the progressive mind set. So yeah, life ain't fair is true. BUT then you say, but how could it be better.
Courage mon brave, dare to dream!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 7:36,
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I've got better things to waste my time doing.
But all power to you!
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 10:07,
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What about those who feel utterly helpless and think that significant change is no longer possible?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 20:04,
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that's called clinical depression
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 24 Aug 2022, 6:09,
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Might move to NK, Russia or China
then citizen-driven change DEFINITELY won't be possible
but at least I can make myself feel better about it by watching bombastic "news" broadcasts and joining in with mindless, hysterical worship of the glorious motherland
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 24 Aug 2022, 19:28,
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I find the design quite ugly
if you hold your hand to cover up the left part of the image where the oversize grille is, the rest of the car just looks like a vauxhall some chav has put mags on. The last 30 years has seen a convergence so that all cars basically look the same. In the 70s all cars looked different. stupidly wide yank tanks, shoebox-shaped volvos, penis bubble porsches, minis and escorts, and rolls and bentleys still had a bit of the old-world horse and carriagey bling to them. It was interesting to walk down the street. Now, everything, from a corolla to a jag has that same aerodynamic shaped steel panelling. it's all boring, and even the stupid dick size compensatory big grille and high bonnet of this bentley is repeated in every fucking dodge pickup you see.
rant over
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 7:14,
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It's because the majority of cars are all built around 4 oe so different chassis'
The most glaring example being Seat/Skoda/Volkswagen/Audi.
Personally, I think it looks a bit like a Mazda.
Edit: *or - fucksake.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 7:25,
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I honestly
Thought it was a new Jaguar. On a quick glance it seems to have styling similar to the F type, but more beefed up.
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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 7:34,
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as a case in point, compare two pics
SUV and an SUV
one of them's a 350 bag roller, one of ems a 40k jeep cherokee. Big fucking difference in style, ay?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 8:49,
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Maybe that’s why the G wagon is popular.
I think it’s really ugly, but at least it has quirky looks, I guess.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 22:31,
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they tried it with the Chrysler PT Cruiser which they sold in australia in the early 2000s I think
but it seemed like they were trying too hard, deliberately trying to be quirky and retro, and they're not valued much now like something that sprang out of genuine design eccentricity is
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 9:47,
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PT was sold here and did alright
well by alright I mean it sold a few but not in the numbers expected. A few still survive including a convertible that is as marmite as a car can get. personally I don't mind the design at all but each to their own.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 11:08,
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It always reminded me of the ZZ Top car
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Terry hoosh, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 18:35,
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speaking of bonnet (or hoods to the yanks)
I read some article looking at a sort of escalting arms-race in the states for pick-ups competing to have increasingly and stupidly high bonnet with each new model. as result there's been a sharp rise in accident, like people running over their own kids, as they have no idea what in the first 8 or so meters in front of their car when they're driving as it's obscured by the bonnet, e.g hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/2022-chevrolet-silverado-2500hd-006-1628798155.jpg
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 23:22,
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So aero
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 24 Aug 2022, 20:30,
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Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow.
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Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 23:45,
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Quentin Smirhes: The early years
Decent song ashally
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 3:38,
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Yeah but I have a red tuba that makes you shit yourself.
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rjmrjm, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 12:21,
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You mean a prolapse?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 19:20,
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we've been activated Mr Dalliard!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 19:26,
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Mr. Blue Sky
But every lyric is an AI generated image
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 0:52,
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AI-generated or AI chosen-from-deviantart?
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jonbob loves you, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 2:35,
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While we're on the subject
My daughter showed me the same thing but with Ultimate Showdown - I'm really not sure about the mix of the song though - IMHO it's lost something from the original.
youtu.be/elQGj6uar1A
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 7:52,
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