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This is a normal post I fucking hate TikTok.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't
I just hate all the people that use it
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't
I just hate all the people that hate all the people that use it
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sun 21 Aug 2022, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate all the people

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 21 Aug 2022, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That was well shit

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post She is a wearing a sock on her hand

(Sherbs, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Penn Jillette and/or Raymond Teller

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking HELL.
Repressed memory activated. Every one of those dancers are working as sales reps now.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Either that or probably dead by now.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post 90% of the sales reps I've met are already dead.
Lifeless husks operating on nothing but caffeine, muscle memory and desperation.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post are you
the 10%?
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm the poor bastard that has to suffer them.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post you are david brent
aicmfp
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to work with some of those idiot dancers they hired when they came here
that wanker with the white wig loved himself and was very lucky he got out of our club alive as he slapped one of the girls for being out of time. But Michaela Strachan.... lovely. Just lovely. Scuse me I need to go lie down again......
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 23:21, Reply)
This is a link post Clip from She-Hulk


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks brilliant, to be fair.
Really looking forward to the first openly neurodiverse superhero. A sorely underrepresented section of society which appears to be growing by the week. Rainman, maybe? Windowlicker? Mouthbreather?
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Also excited for it.
Based on a comics run by Dan Slott that I love.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, you mean like this...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=qOdW4T68ybI
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, simpler times.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Quality.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 22:39, Reply)
This is a link post Published by ScotRail, over two hours of rail announcements.
And some bloke has gone to the trouble of splitting them into 2,440 separate sound files for your listening/sampling pleasure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post This is my kind of content
Absolute fucking poetry.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 22 Aug 2022, 8:44, Reply)
This is a link post Quality Corporate Photoshop
Maybe some B3tan or other prankster had a go at these. Click on the Europe tab for the quality stuff.
 (turbomerl, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts, too.
They do look a wee bit touched up, but nothing out of the ordinary for these dreadful corporate headshots.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post There's definitely something wrong with whatever auto filter they have used
Or do people just look weirder to my old eyes
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 9:08, Reply)
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talking of old eyes...


 (swank, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post the face of a man
who has faced Cthulhu in darkest Ry'leh
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post One who has gazed on the contents of the Ark of the Covenant but looked away in time

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post One who's two-year fixed rate energy tariff has just expired.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Who has just followed through

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm gong to use this as my faceboog profile picture =)

(Sherbs, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post They all need a slap

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 10:47, Reply)
This is a link post Fuck You

(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 16:09, Reply)
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Whisky!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 16:24, Reply)
This is a link post A wonderful song based on a very rare instrument
Not many people know that: Mandolin is named in the same way as Violin, and thus there are Mandolas and Mandocellos.

Here is a whole track based on Mandocello. It's ethereally beautiful and the best song Cheap Trick ever did (in my humble) . The harmonies in the middle break are just spine tingling.

I never knew this song existed until I moved down under this big old rock

GC: But I posted it last time so fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:56, Reply)
This is a link post Big budget, but not Melissa Hunter. Pfft.
Just goes to show that the estate cares less about artistic integrity than money. I'll try to contain my amazement.

But still, it plays castration by piranha for laughs, so we'll see.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have high hopes for this.
The casting is excellent - particularly Gomez - and it's reassuring that Burton is actually directing (for the first two episodes, at least). But I find it odd that it's gone to Netflix as opposed to Amazon Prime, considering that MGM is a subsidiary of Amazon. Amazon execs would have definitely seen it first, so I wonder if the test screenings weren't well received.

Mind you, poor test screenings aren't necessarily a sign that things are bad. Sometimes it's a sign that some things are deemed overly offensive/distasteful to what the execs regard as the target market, so maybe it's going to be really, really good. Plus, they greenlit Wheel of Time...
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post PARKLIFE!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 2:15, Reply)
This is a normal post she looks like a young rachel mcadams, amusingly
.i've a feeling it's going to play out like sabrina, which didn't keep me for long
 (ozof, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:03, Reply)
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I watched Addams Family Values again last week and it has held up really well. I said at the end though it was a good thing Tim Burton hadn't got his claws into it. Now here we are.

Wednesday Addams goes to Hogwarts.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I think there must be something wrong with your brain, seek medical attention ASAP.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post it ain't your birthday no more Mr Andy

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
So it seems
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 14:29, Reply)
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What are you objecting to?
Addams Family Values being good?
Tim Burton not being as good as people believe?
The Hogwarts thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I very strongly object to the idea that Addams Family Values could hold up really well, considering how terribly bad it was at the time.
And I was a lot more forgiving of mediocre films back then, being young and optimistic, and with cinema tickets being affordable.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post haven't seen this one, hard to judge, but addams family values i thought was a good flick
that christina ricci did a great wednesday addams, be hard to top
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I can deal with the magic stuff. A little, anyway.
I mean there has to be a reason for Thing and the things they can survive.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post People were just more resilient back then.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well all that lead paint would explain Fester

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 13:12, Reply)
This is a link post Forgotten about this, but had two reminders of it this week. Really sold the game to the brits
Just as a bit of background, in 87 some administrator's brainfart thought it was a good idea to hold a post season "friendly" of australia's odd version of football to promote the game to England, a country that wasn't exactly short of team sports of its own. The players, thinking that they couldn't get reported (the main penalty in a game with no "sending off") set about breaking each others jaws in front a bunch of pissed aussies (one of which was a cousin of mine) and bemused english no doubt wondering what the fuck they were watching. enjoy

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 6:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That’s not cricket!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 9:57, Reply)
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To be fair every game of Aussie Rules I've ever seen ended up looking like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:45, Reply)
This is a link post Mind-bending optical illusions, is it?
(Works scarier in full screen)
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post i experienced this same unnerving sensation last year,
rapidly scrolling through the hundreds of school photos taken at my college, where the students' eyes were always in almost exactly the same position in their portraits.
the same kids that look bizarre and grotesque in the fly through, look completely normal when you see them irl.
weird and fascinating.
 (ozof, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You saw them as they really were
When you meet them IRL they use alien mind control to appear normal.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Tbf
Some of the faces are fairly freaky
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of them do look a bit Bethesda Character Creator.
But I think the fact that all the heads are scaled so that the pupillary distance remains constant adds significantly to the uncanny valley factor.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 20:30, Reply)
This is a link post These boxes are not moving.


(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that. Was quite. Amazing.

(I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post the boxes might not be but the edges/bevels are
this isn't an optical illusion. Cover the arrows and you can still see when the direction changes
 (piss and shit, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Cover all but one line and it's still apparent.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't this disproven on a similar one before
They do move, but only a few pixels at a time, which was enough to make it look like they moved further.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The pixels making up the lines don't move at all...
it's purely the way they're coloured that produces the illusion of movement.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post focus on one corner of one box
it's like one of those peripheral vision spinning wheel illusions
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 10:22, Reply)
This is a link post Leslie Nielsen in Detroit: Become Human
I hope they make an update where you can play as him.

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 18 Aug 2022, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post These remain fucking brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 19 Aug 2022, 17:45, Reply)
This is a link post The office Predator
Since he's wearing a mask he must be Covid safe.

(WiggZ, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post What are the chances.
I'm also known as the office predator!
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Because of your weird Adidas football boot obsession?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post creepy footwear wanker

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post proper lol!

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 20 Aug 2022, 6:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Spit or swallow?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Swallow. Keeps my ghost jobbies smelling fresh.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends on the price

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
If this seems realistic, seek medical help or a very niche pornographer. Hair conditioner dispenser more like.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post So it’s not supposed to have a red stripe in it?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post When sounding goes too far, yes.
Not the whole can though.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 21:14, Reply)
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It's the blue stripe that concerns me
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post happy candles x

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 22:57, Reply)
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This high performance product would probably be a good choice for you.. This high performance product would probably be a good choice for you.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 12:37, Reply)
This is a link post Blue Passports by The Ramoaners I made this!
I made an animation for a top tune about Brexit nonsense and rubbish blue passports. Features a dog duo and a drumming passport.

(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I also like this

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 17:15, Reply)
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Bizarre the way remainers care so much about the colour of their passports.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 18 Aug 2022, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd wonder where they got the idea...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post what a bizarre framing
people who voted to stay in the EU weren't willing to bankrupt the country just to get black passport covers
but it was a heavily featured 'pro' of the leave campaign.
 (piss and shit, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:07, Reply)
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You've become what you despised. Never mind, buy a plastic purple cover to feel better about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 Aug 2022, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post aren't you even able to read?

(piss and shit, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 19:18, Reply)
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I can see you were able to read the word 'bizarre', then used it yourself as if you'd discovered a new one. A full dictionary available old chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 Aug 2022, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post top quality comeback

(piss and shit, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post There are no remainers since we left.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post They've all been converted because it's going so well and all the promises came true
And the lying piece of shit who campaigned for it has just left office in a shower of glory.
How wrong i was not to just trust him.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Fri 19 Aug 2022, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, we’ve all turned into Rejoiners.
Unfortunately Brentry sounds too much like Braintree to be a catchy name.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 10:05, Reply)
This is a link post It appears to be my candle day, so have some nightmare fuel

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candle day!

(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, lots of candles. Celebration, old timer!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 20 happy flaming candles up your bum

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy crap, get this guy a walker.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 19:21, Reply)
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Come over here and say that. I'd come over there but my knees don't work too good now.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Too many candles to compute
Happy B3taday and big hairy bollocks
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post WooHoo!!!!
Happy ones EA
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 23:30, Reply)
This is a link post The illusion of freedom I made this!
Alright B3tans.
I just dug this one out, recorded about ten years ago in a mobile studio powered by a cigarette lighter in my Ford Focus.
The words are quite out there, so I made a lyric track.

(chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 14:12, Reply)
This is a link post Central Ohio hosts two of America’s top 25 kids in USA Mullet Championships
"Freedom feather"
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What is it with Americans giving their kids such stupid fucking names?
metro.co.uk/2022/08/18/boys-named-epic-rustin-and-landry-battle-in-us-mullet-championships-17204019/
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 5:19, Reply)
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I'm more bothered by kids with beer bellies on their necks.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post They can diet.
But the only way poor Catchyn (sic) is going to fix his name is through legal action.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 17:45, Reply)
This is a link post Mystery of the missing anus
Attractive looking wee beastie - but never any anal action, not even for love.

Mystery of half-billion year old creature with no anus solved


 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, back then there were no humans around to shit on
b3ta.com/links/1588343
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 11:09, Reply)

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