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This is a link post Parasite Personality Quiz
Discover your spirit parasite

Old school quiz
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post blue-arsed fly
watching over me
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 10:00, Reply)
This is a link post I wouldn't have gone with that logo, tbh
Do you find time-lapse photography a pain in the arse? Then you need pro-lapse.com!
 (I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus

(piss and shit, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post should have made it look like a rose

(piss and shit, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 22:44, Reply)
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Needs a gold ring on a finger.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Strong whiff of chatgpt there.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 0:54, Reply)
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Yes, ChatGPT was too polite to suggest naming the site Photography for Assholes

bottom-line
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Computer says yes

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Are we using AI to detect whether stuff is AI now?
What could go wrong!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Total global annihilation?
Either that or we'll break Google
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post How about a nice game of chess?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post taking pictures of Uranus?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 2:40, Reply)
This is a link post Fuck Trump, fuck Kamala, it’s RFK all the way! Here he relays a hilarious anecdote from his youth.
And when I say youth, I mean ten years ago. What a guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That ker-razy young scamp!
"I wasn't drinking, but my drunk friends thought it would be hilarious so I went along with it" is both: a) completely believable, and; b) the line of reasoning you want from the next leader of the free world.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post “Oh, and by the way, I just happened to have a bike in the truck, that my friend had asked me to throw away for him.”
Completely plausible, if I can’t be arsed to go to the tip, I always ask one of my multimillionaire mates to fly tip for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "What hip young celebrity with their finger on the pulse of popular culture
can I publicly share this revelation with? Oh yes, that's it, Roseanne Barr!"
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, duh!
There’s no celebrity that the cerebral liberal lefty readers of The New Yorker respect more. This story is dead before it’s even been published.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 22:38, Reply)
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This reworking of Woody Allen's moose routine needs work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 20:43, Reply)
This is a link post great video explaining the dangers of giant hogweed
by my personal fav youtube chap. the spaz engine says it's been posted years ago but it's worth watching especially if you're not familiar with the plant and how the toxin operates.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post is it just me or does it look like massive cow parsley?
also, quite interested in the video subject but couldn't watch very long as his voice is awful :(
 (piss and shit, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post it's related to cow parsley (same family, Apiaceae), evil thing

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post aha makes sense
as kids we used the dried stalks as weapons
 (piss and shit, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post i think weaponising this stuff is banned by the geneva convention

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post cow parsley stalk it must have been
certainly can't remember burning anyone
 (piss and shit, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't cause burns if dried.
It's when you set the juice loose.

I've heard of people using fresh stalks as blow pipes. Hilarity ensured.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 13:31, Reply)
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Painful burns from that, took years for the scarring to go. The blisters looked eerily like mustard gas.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 19:32, Reply)
This is a link post The new Brandow just dropped
Magnificent
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Join to view profile
Er, no.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The profile
i.imgur.com/8BqS45w.jpg
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post The pic
i.imgur.com/A3tOtqe.jpg
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit low poly.
Is it for a game?
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 12:08, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post U FILTAD
/board joke
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 19:34, Reply)
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Would.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah... no.
This has nothing on Brandow. Find a real one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 18:06, Reply)
This is a link post 2nd Annual SCOTTISH SUMO OPEN 2024

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 23:26, Reply)
This is a link post I can't imagine why I'd post this here...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 3:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuinely well written lyrics spoiled by hollow, procedurally generated performance.
Shame.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 6:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really surprising

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post These fake songs suck.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Think of them as crudely drawn cocks in 'music' form.
The negative use of the word 'suck' often amuses me, I usually found it a good experience.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody invasive Americanisms

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Americanizms like totally blow chunks dudebroheimlichmanoeuvre

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well at least you didn't spell it maneuver.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post manoeuvreboard!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Some guy's follin in the wodder?

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fawwlin in ther wudduh?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 15:18, Reply)
This is a link post Bach on Koto

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 2:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointing lack of Jabba the Hutt.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post it's impressive, but it'd give you a sore back playing that

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 12:04, Reply)
This is a link post Okay fatty

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 20:48, Reply)
This is a link post There are worse reasons for losing out at the Olympics
I wonder if he has an onlyfans like that British diver…

ed: Twitter link still up.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Missed it by inches

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post BOING!!

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post He who lives by the pole, loses by the pole.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post What a knob.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 6:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You just got DMCA'd.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Just knew someone had done a parody
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQnF1BBBtXs
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps I should have stuck with the Twatter link.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Flopped out of that round.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 11:45, Reply)
This is a link post Fresh Banana!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 19:07, Reply)
This is a link post One of the quickest trips to "know your meme" ever!
Turkish Olympic hitman/Cat Dad marksman has blown up teh intranets in the last 24 hours, especially in the Manga world
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 4:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprised there hasn't been one which takes the 'he doesn't need the gadgets' bit and then reveals that the gadgets are built into his glasses

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 7:46, Reply)
This is a link post Captain Disillusion: David Beckham Beach Kicks Debunk
It's been a while, and perhaps he's been better.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post has he been fellating cybermen?

(piss and shit, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post no more than usual

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post cd is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post And it looks like he has a healthy catering budget.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post he certainly is a little piggy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 23:55, Reply)
This is a link post I love France!!!! I love The French!
Check out her wikipedia entry:

Lear's origins are unclear, with the singer providing different information about her background and keeping her birth year a secret from her long-term husband.[24] Contested facts include her birth date and place, the gender she was born as, names and nationalities of her parents, and the location of her upbringing. Most sources claim 18 June 1939,[25][26] including Bibliothèque nationale de France[27] or 18 November 1939 to be her birth date, including GEMA. Her birth year, though, has variously been given as 1941,[13] 1946,[10] and 1950
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Follow Me is a great song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9YyPIiT2pM
I was not aware of her background. That Wikipedia page has some gems in it.

ChatGPT just says "Amanda Lear was born on November 18, 1939.", the joyless shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Have an awkward interview
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0rqZ90rTjI
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 21:00, Reply)
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Tonight Matthew
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post New monitor for Mr Linehan!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's actually a very good Eduard Khil.

(Covid69 Boris variant., Sun 4 Aug 2024, 9:34, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:37, Reply)
This is a link post Wall to wall cunts NSFW

Sorry, it's Toktik, I hate that too.Can't find it elsewhere.
You'll have to unmute, and tolerate portrait.
 (ann onn, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 1:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, Dr. Kate Lister
I had a good chat with her last year.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post "The UK, and Scotland"
"Cunt's"
TikTok

Yeah, not clicking that.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post According to the map
The UK is Wales and most, but not all, of England.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post tick tock? fuck's sake

(piss and shit, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The family in Hastings, Sussex appear to have come from South Africa according to Freecen
including 'Fanny A.'
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have to do anything, you spastic.
Piss off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Please don't call this paedophile a spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The only things worse than some cunt spamming TikToks on here.
Is some cunt formerly known as Sockcooker spamming TikToks on here.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 14:11, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine the difficulty with swear filters.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 18:26, Reply)
This is a link post Isaac Hayes - I'm going to have to tell her (Dub Mix) I made this!
This song was always a bit marmite for me: I liked the orchestration and the hook but wasn't so much of a fan of the verses so I tried out a Dub mix which had been kicking around in my head for 25 years.....
(beanolabub, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 1:36, Reply)

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