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This is a link post A song about farmers.
I wish I'd thought of this a couple of days ago when it would have felt topical.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 22:01, Reply)
This is a link post It's Friday Afternoon
so time for a blast from the past
(strongp, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 13:42, Reply)
This is a link post Prescott vs Bercow

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 11:02, Reply)
This is a link post RIP John Prescott

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 20:24, Reply)
This is a link post Mute 1

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved the song when I was a kid but I really REALLY misheard the lyrics
I always thought he was saying

"One, leather 'at" like a northern person singing about their leather hat.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Ha! You TWAT!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 2:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Nine Inch Nails did a great cover of that with Pete Murphy

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got one of the original pressings.
I had to send off a postal order in the post and wait nearly a week for it to be delivered.

Meanwhile, I quite like this cover by Laibach:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlEOsXG619w
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This is a link post Cube
I know. My last two posts have been movies.
But this is also a classic, so I'm just pretending to give a fuck.
Enjoy :)
(Pompey Monkey, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a spare button here if you want it.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 6:39, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a tramp!

(I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What a dog. What. A. Dog

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:34, Reply)
This is a link post Arr - Z

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 13:33, Reply)
This is a link post SwearSky – Bluesky profanity, as it happens NSFW I made this!
Since most of us have moved to Bluesky now, I have made this: a flow of foul language uttered by Bluesky users. You can click on the expletive to see the original post.

NSFW as it literally yells swear words at you.
 (Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.
Literally the only reason APIs should exist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 Nov 2024, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post This is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It could be interesting to compare and contrast the frequency and types of profanity
between the Truth Socials and Blueskies, Mastodons and whatnot.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Truth Social just a stream of the worst, most poorly-spelled slurs you've ever read.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great
I was wondering how the vocabulary would change as different countries cane online during the day, and a friend proposed a 3D globe that world show where the posts were coming from. Does the API support any sort of geolocation?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
The only swears you'll see are the ones that I recorded, which are all in English. As far as I know there's no geolocation from the Jetstream firehose of posts, but some of them are tagged with the language.
 (Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake tits:
"Après disons que le problème est que sous prétexte de se moderniser ils se sont tous uniformisés, il n’y a plus les petits détails qui donnaient de l’originalité."
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It can be fooled in many ways
Scunthorpe
 (Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems bugged - going to click a cloud makes it move out of the way.
If you manage to "trap" it at the top, left click does nothing, though right-click "open in new tab" does open the messages.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post How many exoduses have there been from twitter at this point?
When Trump was banned people moved to Truth social, when Musk bought it first (before he'd fucked it up yet) there was the exodus to Mastodon and then after Musk thoroughly broke the platform the exodus to BlueSky.

I'm surprised more people didn't just stop using social media. Twitter is a shithole and so are all platforms attempting to emulate it. It's just a machine where level headed people go in and nuts come out. No exceptions.
 (8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 8:08, Reply)
This is a link post STARSHIP FLIGHT 6 AND 2ND BOOSTER CATCH - LIVE
LabPadre. Better streams will be available (their live cams always glitch out when something interesting happens). That's if it's not scrubbed.

Go SpaceX! Fuck Elon Musk!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The fuckers have launched!
Catch attempt aborted. :/
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it crashes

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You hope that the ship that launched and crash landed last night
will at some point in the future reconstruct and refuel itself so it can crash again?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that's what you meant but I wasn't completely sure.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Space might be fun
But that doesn't stop Musk from being a total cunt.
 (Pompey Monkey, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post He's this generation's von Braun.
...wrt being a Nazi cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post How very dare you!!!
Wernher was an actual rocket scientist, Elon bought his way into it...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fun to diminish Skum's role but not entirely accurate.
It's clear from his discussions with Tim Dodd that he's competent when discussing rocket design and understands what his rockets actually do in terms of the engineering and such. Much is made of the stupid demands he makes of his design teams (e.g. 'make it pointy'), but von Braun also designed some silly rockets in his time.

And, you know, he had actual slaves who he literally worked to death.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Give him time...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a fascistic anti-union idiot
and I count 3 accidental deaths of his employees, and dozens of injuries. That's very bad.

Not quite Nazi concentration camp bad though, eh.
www.history.army.mil/html/bookshelves/resmat/wwii/special-features/VE-day/documents/V-2_and_Slave_Labor_Article.pdf
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that refreshed my memory.
I do wonder what Elon would have done in '40s Germany though.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 13:29, Reply)
This is a link post Long Steven
Some stuff about a long dog
(Smartie123 Smartie123, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

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This is a normal post Lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely animated, but who calls their dog Steven?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 2:38, Reply)
This is a normal post My dog is called Gordon.
We have a neighbour with a dog called Paul.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 7:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Pets with human names are the best
We’ve had dogs named Bob, Emily and Toby and cats named Penny, Doris and Lillian

Although, I would probably prefer the “Stephen” spelling to “Steven”
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post We called our dog Liberace
Because he was the pianist

#bennyhilljokes
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post she did, for one

(piss and shit, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I know it looks like a woman and her dog
But they’re just animated drawings. It’s a big saving on pet food
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post My dog's called Colin

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably the front runner
Unless someone has a Doberman called Elizabeth
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
Deborah Doberman
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a fan Debbie Dobie

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 3:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I once met a goat called Gerald

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This is a normal post ooh oh aha yeah!

(piss and shit, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post My cat is called Steven
But you're right, a dog called Steven is ridiculous.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
The hairy psychopath that allows us to live in his house is called Malcolm, though that isn't his fault, the RSPCA named him.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 11:40, Reply)
This is a link post This one simple trick farmers don't want you to know

(dyllon nice beaver., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:30, Reply)
This is a link post Half-Life 3 Confirmed!
Da!
*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Half Life fever dream is ridiculous
in a good way.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
hahahaha
 (Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 20:30, Reply)
This is a link post do you wanna be in my gang? matt gaetz edition I made this!
whenever i see Matt Gaetz, i cannot help but think of another man who liked young girls...

(this will probably make no sense to americans 🤷‍♀️)

#deepfake
#mattgaetz
(shardcore, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you mean, works well.
Ew
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post . . . that's my soul up there . . .
. . . american here. Gaetzy Glitter refence understood!
 (I helped save b3ta! luvtub, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a boss who was sax player in Glitter's band the time the story first broke in 97
They were travelling to Newcastle for a show on his anniversary tour, and he told me Glitter called a band meeting and gave them his oath that the allegation was completely false.
He lasted two more concerts then cancelled the tour. Didn't pay his musicians for the last gigs, but none of them sued as they didn't want their name associated with him.
That Gaetz looks a wrong-un
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post A lickspittle described Gaetz as an accomplished attorney.
Quite something, considering that he's never argued a case. I assume if he did those shifty eyebrows and huge botoxed forehead wouldn't do him any favours. I don't think a comparison with Gadd is fair though: he preferred them much younger and as far as I know he didn't openly brag about his 'conquests' (urgh) to his coworkers.

Matt Gaetz is a piece of shit, but Gadd was another kind of depravity altogether.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaand he’s dropped out!

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:47, Reply)
This is a link post As MAMA CORNETTE Used To Say NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Slicker than cum off a gold tooth

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Flatter than a plate of piss

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 17:19, Reply)
This is a link post Freaky 60's light bulb

Pretty interesting look at the technology involved in Balafire lamps.
(gijoel, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Turtle power!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 17:06, Reply)
This is a link post The California Nobody Knows 🇺🇸
This was a really quick 70 minutes
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you that was great
Bingeing on his other videos now, he has a good style.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 12:31, Reply)

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