that stretches the boundaries of cool, but $34.95 seems a bit steep for me :(
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:13, Reply)
I work for *insert major toy company here*, in the safety department. We're not allowed to put them in toys any more. So they're all sitting on my desk, covered in paper clips and drawing pins.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:59, Reply)
It always amazes me that some countries celebrate by firing guns into the air. Bullets always do come down and it's not uncommmon especially in crowded areas for people to die when they do.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:45, Reply)
Absolutely brilliant scene from The Limey. Stamp plays Wilson, a man who has come to America to find out what happened to his daughter, who supposedly died in an accident. He discovers a name in his search..'Terry Valentine' and promptly finds a shady warehouse with people to interrogate inside! NSFW for language.
Apologies for the subtitles.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 16:14, Reply)
First one in ages. Features random goriness.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 15:43, Reply)
Lovely physics :)
*Edit* Stuck on "How you doin, joints" :(
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 14:27, Reply)
Then cut the 2nd rope so it hits the stack and he falls off into the star and hole.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 14:40, Reply)
QUICKLY. Cut a slight diagonal cut from left to right across the box. Cutting the box and rope at the same time.
If you get it right the top of the box will slide off, the smiley face will roll and get the star then the weight difference will bring it back and into the hole.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 14:58, Reply)
you chop off as far as you can before the rope on the left of the flat beam. this will drop the beam and allow the yellow to roll on.as soon as it rolls on chop the right hand weight off completely you will need to then chop off the left hand weight asap.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:54, Reply)
i must be making the slice wrong
will come back to it later...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 15:00, Reply)
You meant "posted yesterday".
Ok doke.
Pity but never mind.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 15:43, Reply)
which could mean it was posted last year. i would'nt make up the fact that it had recently been posted.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 15:58, Reply)
some take lightning fast reflexes though...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 15:10, Reply)
nothing against you though, Sir.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 13:09, Reply)
Can't believe the audience are actually laughing at this shite. Its not just that his material is hateful, it's very unfunny too.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 13:12, Reply)
Racismlulz for chavs and idiots.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 13:22, Reply)
and when I was in Shitpool I made a enquiry only 120 tickets out of 2000 had been sold for a certain night.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 14:02, Reply)
guess ide have to buy it to help it get to number 1... dunno if i want to be seen buying a christmas cd though :/
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 13:18, Reply)
Promotional video from South Korea where Samsung have developed a robotic sentry.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:37, Reply)
than paying a couple of squaddies?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:34, Reply)
C gun's right behind it...
Next time they'll walk right up and knock..."
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 15:43, Reply)
saw this thanks to the failblog link below. Great channel
Probably been on here already but you know I haven't killed anyone so calm down.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:28, Reply)
That's going in my big book of cool things to say.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 15:45, Reply)
Reminds me of Evil Dead 2.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=R9o9Pp1EjAQ
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 14:49, Reply)
Ronseal
forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=745482
its much fun!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:42, Reply)
yes i am.
edit: stewart lee: the only stand up comedian i can watch without wanting to stab them in the eyes.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 13:05, Reply)
but this is my favourite bit of stand up EVER
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4&feature=related
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tuLSoyn-OBM&feature=related
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 13:18, Reply)
:) its classic stuff... think ive seen pretty much all stewart lee stuff on youtube by now to be honest. but its the kind of stuff you can go back to and enjoy again.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 13:26, Reply)
World laughs... what IS wrong with her...?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:36, Reply)
no shock sites! that guy must be blind. but it IS on bodybuilding.com ;) and you know what they say about body builders: DONT DO IT DR FRANKENSTEIN, REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:42, Reply)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:48, Reply)
i know, i would have laughed but i was actually quite scared that she might be some freak accident as a result of plastic surgery. what a world eh
shes not even traditional "fugly", its not right, its just not right.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:08, Reply)
looks like someone bashed her with the ugly stick pretty damn well
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:23, Reply)
...you shouldn't laugh but...flipping heck.
The replies are predictably sensitive:
"Goddamn, your girlfriend is ugly as shit, and I mean that in the nicest possible way."
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)
Been reading through that forum, some pretty offensive comments on there.
forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031&page=12
I think it may turn out that the original poster was upto no good and the real girls partner came on and posted even more pics??? Crazy stuff!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:00, Reply)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:09, Reply)
"Im crying right now. Are you serious?" more or less sums it up for me; I mean what sort of reaction can be expected? She's not exactly physically beautiful in the context of a glamour model, and provocatively posing in the likeness of one, so rudeness and ridicule are bound to follow
But men obsessed with their cars always seem to get a little side tracked..
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:12, Reply)
side TRACKED!!!
geddit!!!???geddit!?!?!doya!?!??!
ahem sorry about that
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:14, Reply)
"Looks like she was sodomized by the ugly stick.
And after the stick was done, he smoked a cigarette while he called over his friends, borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick. Then borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick double penetrated her anally while ugly stick throat fcked her"
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:23, Reply)
forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=242429581&postcount=338
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:26, Reply)
forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=242760021&postcount=451
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:38, Reply)
from this thread and failblog.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:23, Reply)
Ooh thats mean. Bless him, he thinks she's beautiful. I really hate myself for laughing so much at this.
She seems to have painted her eyebrows in half way up her forehead. I think thats why she looks so weird.
Also- in every shot she has the Exact. Same. Expression. Needs photoshopping stat!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:27, Reply)
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:57, Reply)
He nicked the photos from here...
But it's funny, (but not for the poor lass they're taking the p*ss out of) anyway.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 16:15, Reply)
forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=241980381&postcount=50
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:16, Reply)
The girl from delmonte 'She say NOOOO!!!'
This will be a huge glass penis as it has been viewed over a million times, I hadnt seen it though.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:21, Reply)
thats pretty harsh putting her on the spot like that... what a knob. he probably thought she would say no in a normal setting and the desperation kicked in: "i know! she cant say no in front of all those people!"
silly boy.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:44, Reply)
but most of me just lolled at him for being a bit silly.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:53, Reply)
but it looks a bit like acting. Was it set up as some kind of half time entertainment i wonder?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:04, Reply)
"He'll probably get over it in ten or twelve years or so"
Priceless
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:04, Reply)
That is him aint it?
By zuchini at 2008-11-08(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 8:59, Reply)
but ye, i think it is him. ive got the dvd of the 3d one with the glasses ^_^! so i KNOW...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:47, Reply)
i was going to post the same thing. i wasnt sure if it was my monitor tinting it green
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:53, Reply)
Early morning musical treat for Saturday doods.
Audio only, I'm afraid, and doesn't really kick in 'til 1m37s.
Unfortunately, the 'moving pictures' aspect of this delightful pathetic novelty seems to have had ugly US lawyer shit daubed all around it,
and my mate Bazza hasn't got round to sorting it all out yet. But it was good telly, I recall.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 6:40, Reply)
so it get rare but enjoyable airings :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 14:27, Reply)
Are you a pervert and never have the right gloves for the occasion? Well look no further!!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 5:44, Reply)
Does a swift copy and paste from a BBC website and then resigns from post.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 4:26, Reply)
and it is really boring.
www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/06/brummie_hack/
REALLY BORING
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 4:33, Reply)
He's a funny bloke! (although, I must admit, this clip doesn't capture him at his best)
I like him.
But, of course, you don't lend him money. Or a lighter.
And there's rarely any point saying: "Adam - don't take the laptop to America, get hammered
and decide you're the 21st century."
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 6:58, Reply)
a blarst from the parst. Um let's see I'm gonna do a thing called Stone Free.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:52, Reply)
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