Jimi plays Square Wave on Lulu
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:40, Reply)
... and the nice people at Firebox sent me gadgets to play with and review.
Anyway, if you fancy killing some time, have a look.. it has added Elmo, which can only be a good thing.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:58, Reply)
SPaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.
*breathes*
Fuckinspaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmm.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 0:59, Reply)
is it automatically shouted out as spam?
I don't see the regulars who post their own website stuff on here get shouted down for such...or is this a service only reserved for those who don't post very often?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:14, Reply)
on a user who has been here 2 months longer than you (3 years 9 months) but posted 84% less links that you, a total of 18 links.
18 links in 3 years? hardly spam.
This is something Slurpy made himself, even if it's for a corporate entity it's still something he or she is proud of and would like to share with the readers of b3ta. If you don't like it, don't say anything at all, I believe these instructions are even in the FAQ.
Which is why I really should have read it before stating: unequivocally but without any real evidence to back it up; that it's people like you that ruin the whole internet for everyone else.
So take your negativity, your knee jerk "hey i'm going to put you down to make me feel good" ethos; take your unbelievable fucking arrogance and shove it in a canister just large enough to shove up your foetid rotting anus so that just barely avoids immediate death. Suffer as it painfully tears your ring while a sadistic nurse carefully administers blood thinners so you bleed out in tremendous pain from the very body part you appear to be speaking out of.
in other news, i'm not a morning person.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:20, Reply)
Just thank you.
I'm not a morning person either.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 3:35, Reply)
If Firebox had made it, but it was actually quite good, it's still linksworthy.
If one guy has made it and actually bothered his arse to make quite a good video as it happens, it's hardly spam is it? Chill out next time.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:24, Reply)
and less Gervais impressions - but good fun otherwise
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:19, Reply)
swearathon in the middle to give it structure in my professional opinion
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 4:11, Reply)
and not have the appearance of a childrens tv presenter. other than that it was quite good. i did find you a bit annoying to watch (see above or left), but you were saved by elmo. MORE ELMO PLEASE
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:05, Reply)
...not creepy at all. In any way.
Jolly good film, though.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:13, Reply)
Where insects fight to the death for your entertainment.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:18, Reply)
but that looks fucking. cool.
Should be prime time telly.
EDIT/ this wold be FUCKING epic if they had high speed macro cameras.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:35, Reply)
.... I really wanna know what the commentators are saying!
also, octopus vs shark, they're not bugs!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:53, Reply)
Just watched this for the first time since I was about 10, it's still bloody brilliant!
(don't fucking moan just watch it.) :D
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:11, Reply)
If Mickey had stayed as irreverent as this, he'd still be cool today.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:36, Reply)
People write to Ofcom to moan about animal cruelty.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:45, Reply)
all great throatsinging groups
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:29, Reply)
Spider On The Web Podcast. <-- skip to 29:35.]
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 13:24, Reply)
I only became a fan of the genius that was Bill Hicks in the past few years.
It's like the past 16 years haven't happened yet.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:49, Reply)
I made an animation for Mushroom's song.

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 19:16, Reply)
This... might... actually... be real
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:52, Reply)
Lorry drivers are taking their revenge on gobby Jeremy Clarkson by splatting him in a new computer game.
It features the Top Gear presenter being chased by lorries driven by angry truck drivers.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:57, Reply)
...by exercising their murderous tendencies.
Nice.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:04, Reply)
Fuck me, this video is outstanding
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:28, Reply)
Well how can he afford a guitar then eh? Also, since when have they made tramps professional volleyball officials then eh? His beard is nearly as good as Chuck Norris'
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:41, Reply)
it's made from cans of special brew!
Look closely....
And as for the job as a volleyball official, well what can I say, the guy obviously got a lucky break! ;)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:52, Reply)
How dare you diss the Loggins. His tough upbringing meant he developed a beard at the age of 6 and forced to pull out of his school in Crewe even though he was tipped as a future volleyball star and work on the local bin round. After nearly 70 years of hard work he saved up enough money to buy his first ever guitar (made from frozen dolphin tears) and instantly got a number one hit with his unforgettable 'Top Gun' track, "I'll put it in you tonight". After nearly 70 more years as a top flight chart veteran he decided to dedicate his life to his first love, Volleyball. 70 years of training after quitting the music biz, he became the top volleyball official in Wales and shot himself
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:00, Reply)
I'd love to see the movie of that story, that would all of the awesome. "Loggins, 210 Years of Graft, and for what?"
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:39, Reply)
and it mesmerised me for 3 minutes. It sounded terrible, but I grooved to it.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 4:38, Reply)
Do we really need to see the snot stream?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:22, Reply)
And did this every so often to flush them out, though not with specialised equipment.
It's also recommended with in some forms of yoga.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:37, Reply)
I can only breathe through one and it's terribly annoying, especially when running.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:50, Reply)
FACT OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 19:01, Reply)
And I found this eyesight improvement site:
web.singnet.com.sg/~hanwen/nvifaq.htm#NA3.2
Section 3.2 - I thought doing that was supposed to make your eyesight worse??
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 19:24, Reply)
Drum and bass meets baking, via Adam Buxton
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:42, Reply)
Doh! *saved as*
You off out terrifying children again this weekend?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:46, Reply)
Am off to see Tommy and the Weeks doing a standup thing - they're very funny - very B3tan
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:37, Reply)
I'm guessing this will be the first appearance of many. Of this clip on this board, that is.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:38, Reply)
www.warringtonwolves.org/news/Wolves38338.ink
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:41, Reply)
or is Paul McCartney developing a bit of parkinsons.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=K74A5_Gdz4k#t=20s
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:48, Reply)
I see what you mean, although that could just be the voltage being piped up his arse, he secretly died 147 years ago, noone wanted to say.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:59, Reply)
He used to be a policeman in Peterborough.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)
but no-one would ever make this up!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:58, Reply)
www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/olympians/Peterborough-Olympians-Geoff-Capes.4184717.jp
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:00, Reply)
What with his hairy beard and habit of pulling trucks.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:58, Reply)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:56, Reply)
I would love to have seen Bonnos ratlike face after that was announced, "Fookin Rick Astley!"
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)
He's got a little cash in hand job on tonight, laying Mrs Miggins stair carpet at number 42 Arcadia Drive.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:37, Reply)
But I agree, his Xu Kuang Hua was waaaay off!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:02, Reply)
Ming Ming Zhang is a hard one to get right too
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:05, Reply)
But to get Ming Ming Zhang spot on, it's all about the eyebrows.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:08, Reply)
but I also agree Xu Kuang Hua was a bit pants.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:07, Reply)
Some earlyish Marcus Brigstocke.
"I love watching children play. Who doesn't?"
If anyone can find the Great Fire of London episode, do post.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:40, Reply)
Ok, so which one of you b3tards shopped the Dear Leader?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:18, Reply)
i would really hope that it is real and just dodgy post processing.
I would not want to be the guy who actually did this for the government. People have 'disappeared' for a shit load less in that country.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:47, Reply)
hahaha love it.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:55, Reply)
I wonder how long that took to "harvest"?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:07, Reply)
No one told me this stuff was actually worth something.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:00, Reply)
Instead of just drinking it!! ;)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:01, Reply)
it's all in the breeding, good blood lines and all that. Plus they smear it all over the wives during sexy tiems.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:11, Reply)
The thought of tuna has added a whole new dimension, as if the bull spunk wasn't enough!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:51, Reply)
Hi, this is filmed in Bishop Aukcland, with all the participants who created the work coming from residential units for over 50s in Councty Durham. I hope you enjoy it, as they all worked really really hard and pushed themselves to the limits making this and know they would appreciate any feedback you people have. Myself Anton Hecht bought it all together working with other local artists.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:41, Reply)
I'm from Bish (via Spenny), how exciting! clickety and an extra for the local link
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:59, Reply)
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