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This is a link post "We'd like to stop playing this rubbish"
Jimi plays Square Wave on Lulu
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:40, Reply)
This is a normal post and the full version is here
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jE80W5xYbTI
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 2:40, Reply)
This is a link post I made a new gadget review show.. I made this!
... and the nice people at Firebox sent me gadgets to play with and review.

Anyway, if you fancy killing some time, have a look.. it has added Elmo, which can only be a good thing.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *sucks air throught teeth*
SPaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.

*breathes*

Fuckinspaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmm.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post If anyone posts ANYTHING that they made.....
is it automatically shouted out as spam?
I don't see the regulars who post their own website stuff on here get shouted down for such...or is this a service only reserved for those who don't post very often?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post i don't think you can call spam
on a user who has been here 2 months longer than you (3 years 9 months) but posted 84% less links that you, a total of 18 links.
18 links in 3 years? hardly spam.
This is something Slurpy made himself, even if it's for a corporate entity it's still something he or she is proud of and would like to share with the readers of b3ta. If you don't like it, don't say anything at all, I believe these instructions are even in the FAQ.
Which is why I really should have read it before stating: unequivocally but without any real evidence to back it up; that it's people like you that ruin the whole internet for everyone else.
So take your negativity, your knee jerk "hey i'm going to put you down to make me feel good" ethos; take your unbelievable fucking arrogance and shove it in a canister just large enough to shove up your foetid rotting anus so that just barely avoids immediate death. Suffer as it painfully tears your ring while a sadistic nurse carefully administers blood thinners so you bleed out in tremendous pain from the very body part you appear to be speaking out of.

in other news, i'm not a morning person.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for how funny your last paragraph was
Just thank you.

I'm not a morning person either.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 3:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you :)
 
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
big time
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post if Firebox had made it, and it was just a blatant advert for their stuff, it's spam.
If Firebox had made it, but it was actually quite good, it's still linksworthy.

If one guy has made it and actually bothered his arse to make quite a good video as it happens, it's hardly spam is it? Chill out next time.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post im a cunt
but i think you are one also :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Suzi Perry
and less Gervais impressions - but good fun otherwise
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post needs a good 3 minute
swearathon in the middle to give it structure in my professional opinion
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 4:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That was entertaining and informative
Thank you :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 6:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done
I hope you were well paid for it!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i think you should stop the ricky gervais impressions
and not have the appearance of a childrens tv presenter. other than that it was quite good. i did find you a bit annoying to watch (see above or left), but you were saved by elmo. MORE ELMO PLEASE
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post that Elmo thing....
...not creepy at all. In any way.

Jolly good film, though.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:13, Reply)
This is a link post Gladiator Bugs
Where insects fight to the death for your entertainment.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It may be of questionable morals
but that looks fucking. cool.

Should be prime time telly.

EDIT/ this wold be FUCKING epic if they had high speed macro cameras.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post while I question the morals of this...
.... I really wanna know what the commentators are saying!

also, octopus vs shark, they're not bugs!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it!

(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 4:15, Reply)
This is a link post Steamboat Willie
Just watched this for the first time since I was about 10, it's still bloody brilliant!
(don't fucking moan just watch it.) :D
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
If Mickey had stayed as irreverent as this, he'd still be cool today.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Air that on the BBC now,
People write to Ofcom to moan about animal cruelty.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
Now I need neurosurgery to remove that tune from my brain.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 4:29, Reply)
This is a link post Siberian throat singing
This rocks
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ive heard better examples
maybe when their voices drop
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Like this for example
Huun Huur Tu - Orphan's Lament
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Check out Alash, Huun Huur Tu and Chirgilchin
all great throatsinging groups
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post [ I second Chirgilchin!
Spider On The Web Podcast. <-- skip to 29:35.]
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Did the KLF use this on Chill Out?
Sounds familiar
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
sounds very much like it
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:42, Reply)
This is a link post Pulp Muppets
Oh yes...

(Eric Stoltz)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Minna olen vittun
muuta!, tosssi hauska! vittu!!!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 0:37, Reply)
This is a link post Ding dong!
I only became a fan of the genius that was Bill Hicks in the past few years.

It's like the past 16 years haven't happened yet.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post bill hicks was god
FACT.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^that
and sadly missed in these Neo-con times
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post *those* neo con times!
YES WE CAN!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 0:44, Reply)
This is a link post The Database Rag I made this!
I made an animation for Mushroom's song.

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Rah!

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post TeeeeeeeeeeeFF !

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post good work, the pair of you :)

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post FTWoo
*clicks*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:48, Reply)
This is a link post Rock-afire Explosion: THE MOVIE
This... might... actually... be real
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post immediate FWAP for screen grab

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 19:46, Reply)
This is a link post AM IT LIVE FLUFFEH TIEM YET?
live webcam of puppies!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post my, how they've grown...

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post This
is why the Internet exists.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:42, Reply)
This is a link post Run Clarkson Run
Lorry drivers are taking their revenge on gobby Jeremy Clarkson by splatting him in a new computer game.

It features the Top Gear presenter being chased by lorries driven by angry truck drivers.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post So truckers disprove their murderous tendencies...
...by exercising their murderous tendencies.

Nice.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
he just kicked u in your mental nuts
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hha !
Touche' and other french words
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 19:47, Reply)
This is a link post Playing with the boys - Kenny Loggins
Fuck me, this video is outstanding
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Kenny Loggins
looks like a tramp with a spray on beard
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah?
Well how can he afford a guitar then eh? Also, since when have they made tramps professional volleyball officials then eh? His beard is nearly as good as Chuck Norris'
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post it's not a real guitar!
it's made from cans of special brew!

Look closely....

And as for the job as a volleyball official, well what can I say, the guy obviously got a lucky break! ;)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post LIES! LIES! LIES!!!
How dare you diss the Loggins. His tough upbringing meant he developed a beard at the age of 6 and forced to pull out of his school in Crewe even though he was tipped as a future volleyball star and work on the local bin round. After nearly 70 years of hard work he saved up enough money to buy his first ever guitar (made from frozen dolphin tears) and instantly got a number one hit with his unforgettable 'Top Gun' track, "I'll put it in you tonight". After nearly 70 more years as a top flight chart veteran he decided to dedicate his life to his first love, Volleyball. 70 years of training after quitting the music biz, he became the top volleyball official in Wales and shot himself
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
I'd love to see the movie of that story, that would all of the awesome. "Loggins, 210 Years of Graft, and for what?"
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post So do I.
Just for the record, like.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I played this video at the same time as the Jimi hendrix one
and it mesmerised me for 3 minutes. It sounded terrible, but I grooved to it.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 4:38, Reply)
This is a link post This has got to be a put-on of some sort.
Do we really need to see the snot stream?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Years ago I used to have really bad sinus problems
And did this every so often to flush them out, though not with specialised equipment.

It's also recommended with in some forms of yoga.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Did that mean you could breathe through both nostrils?
I can only breathe through one and it's terribly annoying, especially when running.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Your brain swaps nostrils every 20 seconds.
FACT OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I googled that to see if it was true
And I found this eyesight improvement site:

web.singnet.com.sg/~hanwen/nvifaq.htm#NA3.2

Section 3.2 - I thought doing that was supposed to make your eyesight worse??
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 19:24, Reply)
This is a link post A nice lickle bit of cake
Drum and bass meets baking, via Adam Buxton
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That am broke, it is.
Doh! *saved as*

You off out terrifying children again this weekend?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/244329
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post not scaring this week - just a quiet one.
Am off to see Tommy and the Weeks doing a standup thing - they're very funny - very B3tan
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The Sponge Too Good !

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:48, Reply)
This is a link post Has this really not been posted yet?
I'm guessing this will be the first appearance of many. Of this clip on this board, that is.

good, accurate title and description
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You can see him live, tommorow:
www.warringtonwolves.org/news/Wolves38338.ink
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it me,
or is Paul McCartney developing a bit of parkinsons.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=K74A5_Gdz4k#t=20s
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Into cloning now, is he?

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post eh!

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Geddit?!

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I do,yes,
I even did a groan.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post youns have parkinsons
"The URL contained a malformed video ID."
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Try now ;-)

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post aah yeah that's better
I see what you mean, although that could just be the voltage being piped up his arse, he secretly died 147 years ago, noone wanted to say.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This is true.
EVIDENCE:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i_f0D-pn0mo
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post arrrgh
mccartney overdose!!!

*prolapses*
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post eh!

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post eh!

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I once did Judo with Jeoff Capes you know.
He used to be a policeman in Peterborough.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I was considering labelling this an untruth
but no-one would ever make this up!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post He'ya
www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/olympians/Peterborough-Olympians-Geoff-Capes.4184717.jp
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post He was the one that turned Cliff gay
What with his hairy beard and habit of pulling trucks.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Talking about Cricket, Muhammed Ali and that damned Emu in a Yorkshire accent?

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
eh!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
I would love to have seen Bonnos ratlike face after that was announced, "Fookin Rick Astley!"
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This!

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately Rick couldn't make it
He's got a little cash in hand job on tonight, laying Mrs Miggins stair carpet at number 42 Arcadia Drive.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:37, Reply)
This is a link post 500 Impressions (in 2 Minutes)
whehe
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post He totally nailed Liu Zhong Yuan
but his Xu Kuang Hua was way off
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought his Ming Ming Zhang was spot on
But I agree, his Xu Kuang Hua was waaaay off!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I see where you're coming from
Ming Ming Zhang is a hard one to get right too
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This is going to sound silly.
But to get Ming Ming Zhang spot on, it's all about the eyebrows.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite liked his Donatell,
but I also agree Xu Kuang Hua was a bit pants.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post They all looked the same to me.

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Racist!

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post RACIST CUNT

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!!
Orr rook arike!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha..
I thought that would be what would happen, but still funny.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
That made me giggle.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post that was well tenko
gotta love the slopes
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
'you cannot die Mcloud'
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA!
"Half of Tiger Woods"
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahaha
well worth it
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post "Half of Tiger Woods!"
Superb!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:41, Reply)
This is a link post We Are History - Industrial Revolution
Some earlyish Marcus Brigstocke.

"I love watching children play. Who doesn't?"

If anyone can find the Great Fire of London episode, do post.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:40, Reply)
This is a link post Dear Leader shopped?
Ok, so which one of you b3tards shopped the Dear Leader?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Guilty
www.b3ta.com/board/8907548
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Honesty
Thanks for owning up.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post shit, this is bad
i would really hope that it is real and just dodgy post processing.
I would not want to be the guy who actually did this for the government. People have 'disappeared' for a shit load less in that country.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:47, Reply)
This is a link post Right, which one of you did this?
The very last line made me 'lol'
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Soap and water

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wire brush and dettol.

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post oh now that is just blatant tomfoolery by the police spokesman.
hahaha love it.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post that's some serious quantity of spunk
I wonder how long that took to "harvest"?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post And why would you pay £12k for bull semen?
No one told me this stuff was actually worth something.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post All this time you could've been selling it...
Instead of just drinking it!! ;)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Farmers pay top dollar
it's all in the breeding, good blood lines and all that. Plus they smear it all over the wives during sexy tiems.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's put me off tuna mayonaise for the next 3 years.

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post uurgh
The thought of tuna has added a whole new dimension, as if the bull spunk wasn't enough!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Bull spunk is nerver enough
Erm...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, a nice bit of sweetcorn or red onion goes well with it.

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:08, Reply)
This is a link post Itchybay
Hi, this is filmed in Bishop Aukcland, with all the participants who created the work coming from residential units for over 50s in Councty Durham. I hope you enjoy it, as they all worked really really hard and pushed themselves to the limits making this and know they would appreciate any feedback you people have. Myself Anton Hecht bought it all together working with other local artists.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't this done before?

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post wahey!
I'm from Bish (via Spenny), how exciting! clickety and an extra for the local link
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post bish
thanks for the clickety...
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:00, Reply)

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