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Erial will meditate and capture your essense in Photoshop
I can't help thinking that the self-portrait is probably a bit revealing.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:42,
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$150?
For someone to photoshop an effing laser coming out of my head?
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Alright then.
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Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:48,
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I don't have enough grist for this.
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Ballunatic, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:51,
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Some of them look like before and the here after . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:59,
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Erial needs to lay off the mushrooms.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 1:03,
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Pack your bags and turn off your computers everybody!
Not one soul on b3ta has his skillz.
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 2:16,
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I like his friends
iasos.com/audioclp/
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 3:32,
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$150?
I'll do it for 140. And i'll add in some cocks.
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Sexual Chocolate!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 4:12,
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Haha. Ouch. Sparkly.
That makes me want to photoshop stuff. Garbage cans and dildos.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 6:10,
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Just let your sooooooul glo
Reminded of this at work
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:41,
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SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!
(just changed my name to sexual chocolate - yee ha!)
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Sexual Chocolate!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 4:13,
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coolmenshair.com
I don't know much about being cool, but i'm pretty sure these haircuts are really COOL
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:04,
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Lene Alexandra Øien fell over! Oh Noes! But worry not
NSFW
.....her boobs are ok :D NSFW purely for bouncing Norwegian jubblies
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:53,
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Well thanks goodness for that
The video is better when I turn the sound off though.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:57,
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I'm a girl and I officially love this :D
but then I have both Drew Barrymore and Shampoo's autographs...soooo
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:01,
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comfortable
shoes?
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:02,
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General slapper :p
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:04,
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ah, one of the
good ones.
*hugs*
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:07,
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too girly for lezzers, too gay for dudes :P
*hugs back*
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:09,
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I'd say they're more than OK.
Cor!
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Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:34,
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Just in case nobody noticed
she has lovely boobies... I repeat, lovely boobies.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 1:02,
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Recieving you loud and clear
message reads:
Lovely boobies, repeat - lovely boobies.
Over
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 1:50,
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"I keep my religion in a Gucci purse
Oh my God I just forgot the rest of this words!"
Wow!...
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 2:44,
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I'm choosing to believe this is an ironic statement on
the shallowness and superficiality of modern culture
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:55,
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Obligatory
Can it be milked?
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 6:14,
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After that much surgery?
Doubtful.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:52,
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Making games a bit easier
The Wii Fit one had me in stitches...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:30,
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I love it! :D
Soup Herb!
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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:51,
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The Mortal Kombat one
made me do a lol out loud. (lolol?)
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Sexual Chocolate!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 4:23,
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She know's what's expected of her!
Apparently your mum likes to design penis based web pages. Hence the logo.
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gaj26, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:49,
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Nice word cloud generator thing (requires silverlight)
A nice app which creates word shapes of the text you provide,
I was after a new wall-canvas-based thing for my kitchen and was wanting to create my own word cloud thing, intertubes to the rescue!
Efforts such as this can be created:

Though I'm sure people can find more puerile uses for such a technology
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Williams FW26 Walrus Nose, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:21,
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That's quite cool :)

Words sucked from b3ta/links into a duck with a couple removed like 'reply', 'wed','July' and 'http'
Sweet.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:06,
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Anything is Possible
Old Spice Spoof. Decided it was worth it's own thread....
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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:17,
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excellent
quite lol.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:13,
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hahaha
Very good
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 1:51,
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Excellent! But ya can't beat this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGbK0YiOKWo
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..wil, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:43,
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Hahaha
Very good, love the pathetic hat drop
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 22:25,
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Hand Drawn Pixels
Hand Drawn Pixels is an online creative resource that showcases anything we find interesting. Our contributors tap into their knowledge of their professional areas to deliver their very best work or share what they think is interesting with like minded people. The site has just gone live and there are already plenty of articles on there.
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handdrawnpixels, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:07,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLRPJEoQBQQ
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:14,
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sigh
so essentially, you joined up, waited a week. to say
"hey we're copying this website and would like you to stop coming here and go there instead even though i have no credentials or reputation at all"
of course I haven't clicked on the link to see if it's a copy but I get that feeling.
Why wouldn't you link to a post on the actual site that you think would interest b3ta readers? if it's original and not already done the rounds then you will get traffic.
but i suspect it's another website aggregation of other peoples work where you try to skim a little off the top with tiny margins over banner ads for viagra and grrrrls gone wild.
oh alright, i'd better visit the site and make sure I'm not slandering you.
huh, it appears i'm slandering you. only a slightly iffy samsung advert.
still; it's a bit like interrupting someone having sex and offering them a hand job.
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:01,
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Sounds like you have spoken from experience.
It better be the best god damn one to stop me from the throws of passion ;-)
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NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:28,
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i genreally wait until just after you've finsihed
then we can have that awkward moment as my touch 'appears' to instigate the de-tumescent.
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 1:41,
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I hate your site.
and I hate YOU.
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JamTallons, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:05,
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A work mate of mine made this - an Aphorism generator.
I quite like it
Enjoy
(generate new is at the bottom)
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:30,
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When Africa sleeps, it dreams of India.
Most of them make some sense though, which is pretty well done.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:39,
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he's on holiday at the moment.
I'm assuming this is something half arsed and meant to be fairly buggy. The "When theft sleeps, it dreams of charity" ones are fairly good.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:42,
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Where can we find art? There we find murder also.
Music deceives us more often than mathematics.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:44,
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fact is the meat
literature the mustard
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:46,
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I like that
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:08,
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heeee you can play with the url
www.joehalliwell.com/aphorisms.html#10-20-5-4
top find *clicky*
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:06,
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A little murder is a terible thing
a lot of it, is absolutely fatal.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:53,
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Animated MRI Scans of Fruit
hypnotic
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the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:30,
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Beautiful
shame there's only three though
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:42,
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A Message To Ye Gypsy Lady
I made this!
Find out where our treasure be buried!
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mingo backhair, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:28,
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This entire campaign is excellent.
not sure whether they'll see it reflected in the sales.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:29,
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.
Great, thanks for the update on this important viral marketing effort.
anyone bought any old spice lately?
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:13,
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And now you don't even need to chop it up yourself
oldspicevoicemail.com/
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Blak, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:32,
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this deserves it's own thread.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 20:00,
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If I gave this it's own thread then it would have been about 5 posts above the OP on the latest page. I figured that was a little bit too cunty considering they're broadly the same thing.
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Blak, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:37,
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I am gutted that I am guaranteed to hate this as soon as all the idiots I work with find it
but for now it's fucking acebage.
I'm off to crack walnuts with my man-mind and polish my monocle smile.
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 1:59,
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For The Girls - Porn For Women - a sight I came across
NSFW
I found it via facebook, interesting!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:45,
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Never mind the gurls
Where's my pizza?
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Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:47,
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yes, tirty minnits..it there..
you go now
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:49,
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this is a fucking pron site
i got nawty stepped for less.
also, u r gay lolz
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:47,
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it's intelligent erotica for women
Throbbing Erections
The hard cock. For too long it's been hidden from view, shielded from the eyes of horny women the world over. But no more. We at For The Girls have been bringing you hard cock since 2003 and we'll continue to uphold our solemn duty, happily presenting ever more lovely, thick, hard dicks to female eyes...
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:48,
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nooooooooooooooooo
why did I click that
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:51,
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it takes a dick to know a cock!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:53,
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I got naughty stepped for showing porn
of a man shaggin someone and playing the guitar at the same time.
But because it was on motherless and that place should be avoided at all costs. Which, in hindsight is fair enough but I was only passing the link on :(
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:18,
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let's go
spotify:track:5IQiYgP4SfKf8F00hbHbOJ
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:22,
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Motherwhat...?
Nevermind... see you in an hour!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:01,
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www.dailymotion.com/video/x6qsvk_free-19_music
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:06,
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Eggs and Toats
All manor of devices.
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Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:15,
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Hardcore.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:23,
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Holy Shit there are some
Awsome devices there and pics!
like this: www.seasonshot.com/Home.cfm
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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:13,
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Smoking is cool
Check out this awesome Marlboro Adventure team Video from about 20 yrs ago. Smoke more, get more gear!
god i could smoke some marlboro right now...
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:06,
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Although
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble Prefer Winston
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:19,
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Yeah
my chest feels like it's caving in on itself and the back of my throat is sore but I'll still go and have one in about 20 minutes.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:21,
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I quit smoking a few years ago.
The smell of Marlboro is what made me start again. It's like crack.
I have stopped again by the way :)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:50,
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I liked,
"It's a journey through places that aren't even places yet." Like Loughbrough.
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tweed_steed will be an inconsistent ninja tonight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:32,
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Pc zone is closing down :(
have something from their best days.
Chulkys painting.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:51,
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awwww no!
I used to buy it all the time when I lived in England
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:55,
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I used to buy it too
but that was over a decade ago when Brooker still wrote the back page.
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chuff monkey I AM him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:14,
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HEY!
I'm chulky... this is culky.
/lawsuit threats :P
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chulk607, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:16,
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Aw, pity. I used to read that and the other one too.
Was it them (or was it the other mag - pcgamer) who had a chap who'd play a MMORPG with amusing results? Thought it was called [hisname]world or something like that.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:22,
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I used to read Amiga Power back in the day for irreverant computer magazine lols
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Williams FW26 Walrus Nose, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:07,
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Twilight for Men
NSFW
This is the most awesome video ever!!!
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DrewciferCDXX won't kiss you for a dollar, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:19,
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pahaha
I shouldn't have, but I sniggered a little bit.
*posts to all those insane twilight lovers on facebook*
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:39,
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