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This is a link post U.N.K.L.E live at the Sydney Opera House last night. I made this!

Fucking phenomenal.

I'm actually extremely impressed with just how good my iPhone 4's camera is.

Row E. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 10 May 2011, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw UNKLE with the scratch perverts bout 10 years ago
they were brilliant.

I don't have an iphone 4, I don't have the world's bookshelf in my pocket. I'm going to kill myself later, just because of the shame.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 10 May 2011, 1:13, Reply)
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Most of the time I do resent the smug little fucker.

But it does take stunning video for such a smug little fucker.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 10 May 2011, 1:52, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, if I could afford one I'd get one
Its just the adverts here in the UK that basically make out you're somehow missing a central part of your anatomy if you don't have an iphone4.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 10 May 2011, 4:13, Reply)
This is a normal post iHave one
and yet the adverts make me want to smash the TV then smash all the apple shops. Long story short, the smugness Apple pushes irritates me a tad. *breathes in to paper bag till calm again* ;)
 (FatherChed, Tue 10 May 2011, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post At the Astoria?
When Ian Brown came along to sing as a guest about an hour after getting out of jail?

That's the one I went to. Excellent musicness. All DJed live by the Scratch Perverts and written by DJ Shadow of course. All the while James Lavelle was stood by picking his bumhole and being essentially pointless.
 (Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Very upset that I only noticed it on the gig guide last night at 9pm.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 May 2011, 3:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That is the WORST time to notice things in the gig guide
I'd be upset too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 10 May 2011, 4:15, Reply)
This is a normal post iphone4's are gay.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 10 May 2011, 4:39, Reply)
This is a normal post

I can testify to that.

Mine gave a little whoop of pleasure as I shoved it up my arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 10 May 2011, 4:54, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you know when someone has an iphone?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post er, because he said so in the post?

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post How can you tell who has an Apple product?
He'll be the one who uses every opportunity to mention it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:17, Reply)
This is a link post Variation on a theme
GC yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post oooooOO
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea yet
as to the artist - came from a tweet
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:53, Reply)
This is a link post A GC forDave! NSFW
...as it is Dave! night : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay for Dave!

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo Aphex! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:31, Reply)
This is a link post This is going out to Dave! NSFW
Just because.

link is a short animation about a society where the rules for being naked are topsy turvy. nsfw for cartoony nekkidness and the work 'fuck' in written form
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post that's great
: D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:18, Reply)
This is a link post Learn every Russian swearword in 10mins
Second half needs some speedcore from DaveExclamationMark due to audio void.
Also, after watching the first 5mins I couldn't get "They do it on purpose Lynn" out of my head.
(Riggleberry, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's another one going out to you Dave!
You should be feeling very popular right now :-p
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ?
This is mainly just people driving into things. Do they not have eyes?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of it is wet/icy roads
But a lot of it is people who have no idea how big cars are, or who randomly brake, or even more strangely randomly throw it into reverse.
What an odd place.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt.
But if the internet is to be believed, the Russians are insane, suicidal, alcoholic lunatics.

YAY INTERNET!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:03, Reply)
This is a link post Detailed street views of Christchurch's quake-damaged central city have been released today.
A drive through like google map for those that are interested.

The StreetCam was fitted with six high-resolution video cameras, able to capture high resolution imagery and data at street level.

Every accessible area within the red zone was driven in both directions, allowing viewers to "walk or drive" down each street in either direction using the website's navigation tools.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 9 May 2011, 23:44, Reply)
This is a link post I often rant about how my music degree rapidly ran out of music... NSFW
...one of my lecturers did the music for this. I rest my case. This one goes out to DaveExclamationMark, who seems to be enjoying making cool music for his coursework. Be VERY CAREFUL if you choose to take music to degree level...

If you want something slightly less painful, but just as pretentious, have a watch of this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksbGEyjDGKk&feature=channel_video_title

Not typically NSFW, but I thought I'd err on the side of caution.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 May 2011, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite a toe-tapper
I'll be humming that all day...
 (Leemondus, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell that's terrible
I can't wait until my aspie friend finally get round to mastering all her tracks so I can post a few here. She's 18 years old and knows more than most of her lecturers about sound engineering and music. Autism at it's most awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:46, Reply)
This is a link post Jonny Mizone. He is only 8. He plays the Banjo.
Performing 'Flint Hill Special' with his brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
Well the dead dancing fox seems to be enjoying it!
 (stevieboy84, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he is brilliant!
and I love a bit of taxidermy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Somebody sign those fuckers

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 May 2011, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *sees dead fox*
Brother... :'(
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *covers eyes*
Don't look!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *scrolls down*
It is very good music, no doubt about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The girls are going to love his quick fingers

(pobot All aboard the Skylark!, Tue 10 May 2011, 2:07, Reply)
This is a normal post well
they really seem to be feeling the joy of music.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Tue 10 May 2011, 2:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Screw the music!
Check out the Millennium Falcon on the bedside table!
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 10 May 2011, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Deliverance!

Banjo Duel yeee Ha!
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 10 May 2011, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell.
He's so small it looks like he's playing a redneck sitar.
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Talented little buggers.
BUT WILL IT GET YOU A JOB?! WILL IT?!
 (mingeswingers, Wed 11 May 2011, 2:27, Reply)
This is a link post Lostaura on tour I made this!
I edited this together myself.
Some good music, and a bit of banter too :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvUx4fuf04I
(JetModerno, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an impressive collection of bits.
I'm just confused about one minor detail: What's a windowfarm?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
its where UPVC and silica mate and create little pains.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 9 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post panes

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
was right first time, *thinks about when I last mated*
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 9 May 2011, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hydroponics in a window
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLJ6ZDfw3OA

lot of blah about vertical farming but you get the idea
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, right.
An overblown windowbox then.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:19, Reply)
This is a link post How to load a car onto a truck
I dunno, this one really made me giggle. The idiots.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Duh!
the depths of ineptitude are still being fathomed....

PS at a nice Benny Hill type speed to :D
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 9 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one
Its got that sense of grim inevitability about it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4yOW-9bUv4
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That is wonderfully slapstick!

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 May 2011, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Best thing is
it is NOT a cheap car. For the sake of a few quid to transport it properly they did untold damage.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:27, Reply)
This is a link post Beatles Cake Pops
is it just me, or do they not look much more like the Tetley Tea Folk?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)
This is a link post Website for the Taxi I got today
Bless 'em. Why do you get that far and then think "ahh fsck it, I want a fag" and never come back to it?
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
"fuck it, its got teh phone number on it, thats all people will want anyway. right, fag time"
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I rather like the quotes page

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 May 2011, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post seems jacob dyer
has used their services.

which made me giggle. is there no escape?! :D
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:36, Reply)
This is a link post Pissing About on the Moon I made this!
We've been doing stupid game reviews for a year now... which requires some kind of special event to mark the occasion. So we got drunk and went to the moon.

Uhhhhh huh.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:28, Reply)
This is a link post Polevault Nutshot
Ronseal OWW !
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel physically sick from watching that
no more fapping for him tonight, or ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:44, Reply)
This is a link post Kitten vs a very VERY scary thing...

(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
I loved that!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Laugh out loud material!
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post What a pussy!

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really well done
The music fits perfectly.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This with nobs on
The music makes this
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I want a bed of tense music
and then keys that activate the bursts or whatever the musical terminology is. Then I could play it online whenever I wanted. Win.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Do not taunt happy fun ball"
 (sminkybazza Thinking Smink since, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post They can be dangerous when they're only wounded!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post PhoreCite- Search and Destroy Hip Hop Beat I made this!
Instrumental Underground Hip Hop beat
 (phorecite, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that muchly
Thanks
 (Riggleberry, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:10, Reply)
This is a link post Radiohead-Nobody does it better
A very good cover of a bad "Bond" theme...
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Boz-eyed ginger moaner.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Bingo!
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop getting Bond wrong!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=czWLEbNwjCI the two top comments are the same quote reiterated from the clip they've just watched *shakes head slowly*
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it supposed to be funny?

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's alright, but
they hide the tune in a load of extra noise that just detracts from it. If you're talking covers, try the Me First And The Gimme Gimmes version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkaBfp1tbck

Edit:
They've also done awesome versions of "I would walk 500 Miles" ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttS-0VZBAaU ). I'll let you find their version of the Shake'N'Vac ad theme yourselves...
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 9 May 2011, 22:33, Reply)

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