Soft launch of my new project
I made this!
Apology as I read more than I post here but I though you might like to see the trailer for a new project, yes it's commercial but it's inspired by Dogville, the Prisoner and a few other stuff...hope you like it
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:27, Reply)
RB
rb.com if you want to know more. I am making this project for them...
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
yeap....
This is one of the reason there is no product in the project...8)
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Need to get some work done..
Thank to everyone that replied...see you around..
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)
also sounds like a decent enough excusse
for them to gather data on what choices you make when given a set of circumstances, and that will if it is done properly lead you to the product that best fits your profile and thus lines the pocket.
it reminds me of the starbucks trend for asking people there first name, so that the latest face recognition software when hooked to a mic can identify the customer and add there face to the already very large data base that contains your credit/debit card transaction that they will already have.
but apart from that and the scary ginger, it was ok but wouldn't tempt me to go any further with it. in the sense that i only viewd it because it was here and not out there on a live page if you know what i mean
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:36,
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Dustin Hoffman hates horses (possibly)!!
Knowing how much everyone loves horses here, you may be interested to know that Mr. Hoffman has managed to knock off three whilst filming recently. Perhaps he just needs some quality glue?
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more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:17,
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maybe pissflaps should've posted his tube link here...
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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:34,
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That wasn't me, TabHunter has cracked my account and is posting all sorts of mental stuff on here.
He's been at it for days!
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:39, Reply)
You leave him alone,
or there'll be NO access to my boobs when you stay over for the bash :(
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Is this the real Herb on a new user profile having forgotten a password
or a lousy ne'er-do-well besmirching her good name?
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Pig Bodine., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:55,
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I think there is a few people "playing dress up" today.
Childish behavior I calls it.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:20,
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A horse show without horses? Brilliant!
Edit: Access? Can I do something bad so I can be forgiven and have access?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:46,
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I'm sure that's what they all say when I Love Horses gets posted. You deserve credit though, I stopped clicking anything that came with a 'bit' link but youtube links seemed safe until now.
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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:58,
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Easy!
Just hold some hay out in a flat palmed hand.
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pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:57,
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Did you take this one in the morning?
www.tabhunter.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=tabhunter&Product_Code=014
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:21,
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Robbing bastard
"If you’d like your own memorabilia personally autographed by Tab (photos, books, CDs, etc.) please send items, along with a check or money order for $20.00 for each item to be signed"
Edit: And what precisely were you looking for when you found this?
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:24,
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That's a wonderfully homocentric filmography...
"The girl he left behind"
"The pleasure of his company"
"Ride the wild surf"
"War gods of the deep"
"The Arousers"
"A kiss from Eddie"
"Lust in the dust"
"Cameron's Closet"
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Jim!
I thought better of you.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:36,
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I know!
How he could have left out "Track of the Cat" is beyond me...
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:41,
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Maybe a shorter list would be things you dont hate?
I'll start it off for you
1) Neighbours wifi
2)...
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:51,
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I swear that old bitch next door is throttling the bandwidth just to spite me.
She won't be so smug when she gets done for torrenting, ha ha.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Her ISP is probably throttling her.
It would be easier for her to block you rather than throttle you.
My guess is she's days away from a letter saying she's over her limit.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:00,
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I have to thank you btw.
just the thought of you possibly being my neighbour has made me spend a day making my network tighter than a cats arse around Tab.
Thinking about shaping the transmission signal so it doesn't leak next door too.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:39,
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How geeky do you want to be?
I have something that may rock you, Amadeus:
www.ex-parrot.com/~pete/upside-down-ternet.html
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Heh, posted that link for pissflaps a while back.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:20,
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....worst excuse for downloading kiddieporn
ever
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:05,
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She's probably looking at porn
and touching herself, sekshuarly.
Try not to think about that next time it's taking a while to load, eh?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Just to redress the balance....
There's "Won Ton Ton, The Dog who Saved Hollywood", directed by Michael Winner.
There's nothing about that that doesn't sound brilliant.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)
FENTON! DO A PIZZA!
An example of why some parents should not teach their kids to ski.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)
That's just reckless
The kid's clearly out of control. The last thing he needs is someone yelling at him about making a pizza. And he's probably too young to be using the oven unsupervised anyway.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)
new audio
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojG2jRdl_Fg&feature=related
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:13,
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SaC
The soundtrack alone STILL makes me laugh.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:33,
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Pizza, french fries, pizza, french fries, pizza, french fries,pizza, french fries,pizza, french fries....
You don't do a pizza you're gonna have a bad time, ok?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:21, Reply)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-XwY-fUXk&feature=related
Here's the dad or instructor trying to convince the young whippersnapper that he actually did quite well
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This reminds me of a promo shot for Promotheus, the android's thumb print.
^what a wonderfully written sentence
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:26,
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home cloning is killing Formula 1.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:43,
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There are futurologists*
Who reckon that this might actually become an issue in
*Don't ask me who, I just read it on the hyperwebs somewhere, somewhen.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:43,
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Electrical components and Microchips are the biggest sticking point in that scenario.
Basic objects and jewellery though I can see happening.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:49,
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I'm sure they'll invent an app for that
Electronic components are made in machines anyway, controlled by software. It's all about price at the end of the day.
Having said that, I expect it will start with crappy Disney film plastic merchandise.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:56,
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wow
amazing when you consider that it's only about the size of a single computer pixel.
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HOW BIGZ IS PIXEL!!!!!!????????11
IM GUESSES SIZE OF BUMBLEEBEE YES?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:10,
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nice little bit on the bbc iplayer about ernst degner
yes of the degner corner fame at suzuka and of mz mtorbike raceing .
with out a doubt this one man had so much impact on japanese two stroke technology that arguably they would not be were that are today .
and if you think about it all those lovly 2 stroke bikes paid for the development of the four stroke to what it is now
oh how i miss the smell of part burnt hydrocarbons in the morning
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:13,
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I had a two stroke CZ many years ago.
Only a 175 but it'd be a bastard if you weren't careful with it. A right tractor, prob could have towed a barge.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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the one with the chrome bazooka for an exhaust pipe?
i remember having a 125 version many many years ago in orange, about 45 mph was its best speed/ride and would do that no problem .
always wanted the ural 650 sidecar combo back then but that was i had been to the bike show at the east of england show ground and saw a couple that had been painted to look like the africa corps bikes apart from that i heard they were pretty shit for everything else
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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"chrome bazooka for an exhaust pipe"
Yup. That's the one. Also had a savage front brake. Even at low speed, anything more than the gentle-ist of squeezes would throw the back end up in the air. And the foot controls were on the wrong sides. Whoever nicked either knew exactly what they were doing, or had never ridden a bike before!
I've seen those military decal Ural sidecars, they look amusingly retro but mostly like pigs to control. Having said that, I'm thinking of swapping two wheels for a trike, something about them looks fun to me at the moment and over the last year I keep finding myself looking what's for sale out there.
Sorry, could waffle about bikes all day.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:05,
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I've been tempted by one of these for years :-
www.dwightrahl.com/CueBall_GearUp.JPG I've ridden one around in a field, they're masssive being designed for russians, so they fit my 6'5" frame just right.
I've also owned a cz and an mz in the past, and I spent more time maintaining them than I did riding them. I seem to remember the cz had a 'water catchment device' cleverly built into the top of the magneto, so whenever it rained the engine would cut out.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:15,
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6" 5'?
I can understand where you're coming from.
I'm 6" 3', and almost every bike I've sat on is too small, so must be a bit of a 'mare for you.
The sidecar would prob be fun but they're suprisingly expensive if I rem correctly?
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:26,
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I've had loads and they've all been too small :(
The Ural is the only bike that I fit, they're 9 grand for the combo though which is pricey. I've resisted a sidecar for years as my friend once said to me 'They've got the inconvenience of a car, without the convenience of a bike.', also you steer with the throttle, which freaks me out thinking of having to slow suddenly round a left hander and the bike wanting to shoot off into on-coming traffic.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:41,
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shock news bear gryles has been sacked by his tv company
i wonder if found that bit of information hard to swallow?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:01,
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I watched about ten minutes of his show once
He apparently had to jump in a river to get somewhere. In the water he blatantly had a Mae West on under his shirt. Cut to next shot as he crawls out the other side and, lo and behold, it was gone. What a fucking surprise.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:05,
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You mean something on the telly wasn't real?
My god, call the militia!
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Tusk knows where you live, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:06,
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if i was you i wouldnt admit to watching him at all
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:13,
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Good, I never liked the fake cunt.
Ray Mears pisses all over him (not literally)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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Bear would drink it even if there was a fresh water spring nearby.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:18,
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Agreed.
By chance I saw one of his shows for the first time last night (I'm so up to date with modern telestuffs) and it was a fat cup of bollocks. All style, little substance. It took him 30 minutes to get across information that Ray Mears would convey, better and clearer, in five minutes. Jump-cut, Yank format, A.D.D, shite.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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Same with their books.
I was given a Bear book, and bought a copy of Ray Mear's first book, The Survival Handbook. Ray's is more concise, better laid out, less patronising and full of much more interesting stuff.
Did you know you can tan the hide of an animal by treating the defleshed skin with it's own boiled brain? Mazin'.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:37,
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did you know you can make a cauldren out of a hide?
So long as the water has soaked into the skin you can hang it over a fire and boil water/make a stew in the hide of an animal and it wont burn.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:52,
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I did not :)
S'mazin'
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:41,
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You can boil water in a five pound note too
or a dollar if your 'Merkin: www.metacafe.com/watch/527233/boil_water_in_one_dollar_bill/
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:47,
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*hangs on every honey-coated word*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:08,
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Thomas Lubanga found guilty
Looks like the ICC has finally popped it's cherry.
The more it shows it can cope with international crimes the less the world will look to the U.S for justice.
However countries signed up to the ICC need to be a bit better in co-operating with extradition requests it seems.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:25,
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looks like eddy murphy to me
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:37,
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Good stuff!
They need to speed up the trials though, Slobodan Miloševic; died before the case ended, and Radovan Karadži is stalling.
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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Thank you! I was afraid i'ld have to track down an awareness raising youtube clip to get someone to respond.
These things take time I guess, witnesses have to be persuaded to come forward etc.
Catching some of the Slobo stuff they seemed to go into fine detail of every incident and these guys tend to rack up a lot of incidents.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:45,
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Oh christ
please not an awareness raising youtube clip, every other crackpot on the interweb always links to some fucking youtube 'documentary' :)
I agree that this kind of high-level justice takes a lot of time, but they're going to have to find some way of making it more efficient because the ICC just doesn't look effective at the moment. I mean look at Charles Taylor, he first appeared before the court in 2006!
EDIT: Happy candleday!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:52,
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JOHN KONEY 4 EVA IN ARE HARTZ RIP XXXX
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:01,
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Yeah well early days I guess. Better than nothing.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-17221650
Looks like Taylor's going to get his verdict soon too.
Dunno why he's going to a UK prison though.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:05,
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No no no.
I think we all agreed that Amadeus was being too much of a wannabe Thatcher (post-dementia) & didn't deserve any candleday wishes.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:58,
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GET A ROOM YOU TWO
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:27,
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Get a caps lock key you shouty nob.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:43,
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OMG not Thomas Lubanga!!!!!
I like his iPod speaker-hat.
Happy lightbulb, by the way.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:43,
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Any reason why Mugabe hasn't been prosecuted yet?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:09,
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He'd need to be deposed first
plus too many African leaders still think he's a "liberation hero", despite what he's done. Politically it'd be difficult.
And besides, at least they've got a sham democracy in Zimbabwe. It's a lot better than places like Swaziland..
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:22,
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It's all part of the plaaaan, even if the plan is horrible!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:24,
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Metamorphosis.
Simply stunning animation referencing Hunter S. Thompson and Franz Kafka, there's a version with a voice over if you click through.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:05,
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I frequently have dreams that look and sound like that.
Which is suprising as in waking life, I'm a dull, unadventurous man.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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Oooh! Electrifying!
Love Tesla, have a click!
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Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:27,
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Nice
but with a title like "Red Neck Tesla Coils" I was expecting some goomer to put his head between them.
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That is the only way this could have been better.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:57,
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Samuel Pepys: Lust for Glory
I made this!
Those of you who've been following my completely faked Samuel Pepys diaries on my website down the years might be pleased to hear I've finally got my shit together and put them into actual book form.
Frankly, it took me years to write because I went to lengths to make it 100% historically accurate (apart from the bits about the zombies and the guy in the fez who travels around in a blue box), which IT IS.
In the words of the author himself:
July 31st 1660: Up betimes, and to myne publisher Mr Murdoch post-haste with the manuscript for the book over which I have toiled this last thirty days.
It is a veritable tale of both mirth and woe, and recounts my incredible adventures o'er the first six months of this year which have seen my great'st triumph (for eg, the favour of HIS MAJESTY) and my low'st ebb (viz: getting nail'd to a tree by an enrag'd vicar). The world shall marvel at my works, except, possibly, the bits about bowk'ng rich brown vomit into hedges of which there are many.
Found Mr Murdoch expir'd from the exploding horse ague, so sold my manuscript for a groat and enjoy'd a frolick'ng night with Southwark Sally and a Rook Pie. And so to bed.
BOOK!
"Thou shalt laugh. Thou shalt cry. Thou shalt hurl." - Sir Isaac Newton
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:33,
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in 3 2 1 deploy
emergency
emergency
realty levels are nearing normal
please insert more
dogs cats chickens
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:12,
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"realty levels are nearing normal"
Housing market returning to pre-crash status then?
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That had me laughing for more than is probably healthy.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:20,
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Mmm - chicken...
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pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:01,
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Dog posting
In light of the cat posting below, countermeasures are being deployed.
Brace for further emergency manoeuvres.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:10, Reply)
People in /links are not mean
They are just sick of cat pictures and videos all over the internet, like theyre some sort of bloody official mascot for the world wide web.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:25,
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If you analyse the majority of pictures and videos on the internet I think you'll find the official mascot is minge.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:29,
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I'm sure many people on here are just as terrified of that ...
... as they obviously are of cats
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:33,
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Is there a correlation?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:41,
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That's worthy of study
Who can we think of who doesn't like cats and has an aversion to minge?
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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I GOT THE REFERENCE ON THE FIRST MESSAGE
You massive bumhole.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:05,
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Eh?
*affects look of pained innocence*
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:27,
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You're coming to the br3stol b3sh, aren't you?
*slowly rubs hands together, softly chuckling*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:34,
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I am
*rubs thighs, maniacally laughing*
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:36,
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Decisions decisions.
Do we spike your first drink with LSD, or liquid manure?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:40,
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You may as well go for the shit
I'll be necking LSD all the way down the M4 anyway
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:47,
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hehehe
verr troo
Minge: Official mascot of the internet.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:53,
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*raises hand*
I'm not!
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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Not all of us.
I really like cats and I'm not afraid to say so.
There's just a bit of a cat-hate bandwagon going on here at the moment. Ignore them and enjoy the kittens.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:58,
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^This^
Everyone knows the video just needs less Cunt.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:24,
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Well, delete your comment and there will be!
Nyer nyer nyer!
*raspberries*
Love you really, Bready x
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Right, all of this cat hatred needs to stop.
Cats are nice, dogs are nice.
I reckon having a pussycat is like having a mate who's not too needy but loves you nonetheless. Anyone who thinks that cats are unfriendly, cold or distant - they probably just don't like you.
Dogs are also awesome, though they're more like having a toddler or friend with learning difficulties who stares and dribbles and can't really do anything without your help.... but nevertheless is constantly amusing and loving.
Different strokes for different folks.
Now shut up.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)
OOO-OOOOOOooooOOOOOOHHHH!
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:08,
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Speed of the Puma!
(as Bravestarr once said)
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:13,
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its a new form
of fishing using human live bait, going to tested next week on muslims
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:10,
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Where is Tested and how do you get there on a Muslim?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:18,
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Why use a ginger in the promotional material?
Couldn't they have found a normal?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:17,
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I think they were hoping he'd drown.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:25,
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The sharks were laughing too hard to be able to eat him because of his gingerness.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Whilst that's nice and all
you still need a boat to tow you along and have no control over speed of direction.
A good pair of flippers and a few swimming lessons would be better.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:36,
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owwwwhhh listen to him up there
a pair of flippers and a few lessons ...
did you miss the memo that told evry one that flipper died? and to add insult to injury you start talking about a twin .
*disgusts*
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:44,
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Well myself I don't need flippers as I learnt to swim the proper way.
Off the coast with a strong undercurrent and not in an oversized public urinal.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:50,
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Bitch owes money
I made this!
ravey remix I did of LJ Kruzer's "Bitch Owes Money" way back in 2003
contains subtitles of silly vocoder-tastic lyrics about prostitution
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Perfectly sums up why i don't like Golf.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:35,
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Joke just in
A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin,
clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more,
after a bit, he shook his head and
continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so
he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed
at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked,
'I'm just trying to warn you that he is
watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me,
huh? Who in the world are you ?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
'What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus.'
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:43,
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Pfft.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:47,
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That joke must be 15 years old if not older! Well told though.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:51,
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*groans*
Very good :P
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Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:17,
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:D
Splendid!
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:18,
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Perfectly sums up why i don't like amateur cameramen.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:44,
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(All Time Greats) VHS Opening
i'm guessing many of you remember this. I just thought of it out of the blue this morn.
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what is this "VHS" that you talk about?
is it some kind of new cutting edge digital storage that you can rerecord on and it doesnt fade away sort of thingy?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:56,
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A Due Colori by Alberto Seveso.
Underwater ink photographs, straddling the fence between beautiful and kind of scary.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:46,
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wouldnt trust him to do the laundry
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:56,
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