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a friday night tune
wait for it.
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:25,
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Star Trek - War Drums
More footage from the new movie.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:12,
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that's just the current trailer and the old fake trailer cut together to some awful wannabe nine inch nails music
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:20,
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Have you ever considered changing your name to DiscontentedToast?
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:30,
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Bipolar Toast would be better
my ups are as numerous as my downs
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:31,
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Shite.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:24,
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Star Trek - HAHAHAHHAHhAHAHhAhahahHa
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:28,
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*Confuses with Star Wars to throw anyone who think I might be a nerd off the scent*
Crikey. That was some horrendous sentence structure.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:59,
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Intimate pet salon
In the Brazilian town of Belo Horizonte has opened an unusual intimate salon, whose clients are exclusively dogs.
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compostella, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:12,
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Hello.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:26,
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Hello
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:03,
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Fairy Lights, Camera, Action
I made this!
Made this with two of my mates as part of a uni project.
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FentonJake FentonJake, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:05,
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How much was it for catering?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:07,
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Are you looking for funding in the region of £5k?
Are you going to spend it on catering?
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:08,
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=D
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:09,
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huzzah!!!
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:21,
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Me crashing a big Focke
I made this!
stalled it!
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:02,
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I have an RC plane that I have attempted to fly twice.
First attempt i just did a test glide like a paper plane, and it broke. I fixed it and on my second flight i kept it in the air for about 5 seconds before i panicked and flew it into the ground. it broke again.
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:08,
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Next time, don't do it pissed.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:16,
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Looks like a CFIT
To me
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:59,
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A stall is not a controlled flying condition.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:33,
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Looks more like you felw it into the ground after a pilot induced oscillation rather than 'stalled it'
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spunkyD, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:26,
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here! look this up!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flare_%28aviation%29
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:39,
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More bridge building (see yesterday's link for first day)
I made this!
We're building a Meccano bridge across the derelict Manchester, Bolton and Bury Canal. This is day two.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:54,
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How are you making sure that it doesn't get dismantled by the typical Manchester scum?
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:17,
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Nowhere to sell it, scrap dealers can no longer pay cash
Also, welding and thread peening. But really, you can't let the threat of vandalism stop you from doing good things. And frankly, anyone who tries to dismantle this bridge will almost certainly kill themselves in the process.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:25,
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Hooray!
All chavs should be killed by collapsing meccano bridges.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:33,
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All chavs should be killed by collapsing meccano bridges
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:36,
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What-the-fuck disappearing card trick
I know how elements of this are done but the actual disappear is just a little bit baffling.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:47,
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looks like
at 1:36, either he switches to some fake card, or when he slides it into the pack,there's something weird going on there. Hard to tell at 3 pixels by 3 pixels though.
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Magic's easy when you film it on a banana
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:06,
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Better quality and different version here;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOLpuDFsel8
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Varmint, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:20,
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He's using a card box called Tool (by a guy called David Stone)
It has a removable magnetised face on one side which is the shape of a card, so you can hide cards within it.
Not sure where the blue card within the two jacks goes though. Probably folds onto the back of the top jack or something.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:17,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqXh_J-ag0I
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:39,
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Nice effect
But I doubt very much you could handle the cards with the holes in. A bit of "work" on those and the rest of the handling becomes easy
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LP, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:36,
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admit it
you fucking love ducks.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:38,
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Nope.
There's only one bird I fucking love.
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Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:25,
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:28,
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Ah. Right.
Make that two birds then.
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Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:37,
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Kill 2 birds with 1
fire extinguisher.
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The lack of replies is probably due to everyone clicking the link rolling about in epileptic fits.
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:26,
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very much this ^
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:40,
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my work here is done.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:36,
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DAC
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boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:54,
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Shooting in US Primary School
Wouldn't have happened if all the kids had guns.
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:31,
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Gosh
That's pretty awful.
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:34,
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27 dead including 18 kids...
Grim
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:17,
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Kim Wilde. Pissed. On a train. Singing.
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yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:48,
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:56,
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That was bed wettingly hilarious the first time I saw it
It still is funny today :)
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:00,
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It is ace.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:20,
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this
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Haha!
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pahakyy, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:22,
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Good luck with that copyright.
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iuiuiuat, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:57,
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unimpressed blokes are unimpressed
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:06,
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Acknowledging another human being exists whilst on public transport is sure way to get stabbed in the eye.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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She's not on the way to Croydon and yelling abuse at the darkies.
As such, I call fake.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:49,
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Hahahahahahahahahaha.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:18,
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That deserves
More than no responses.
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PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:58,
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Confess ! Is this Norwegian Pilot a B3tan
Radar trace of a flight awaiting clearance to land. I suspect it's real, but you can never be sure.
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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:31,
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What a load of cock n balls.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:41,
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Correction...
Glasscock and balls
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:47,
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New video on using the Ableton Push for doing the tunes.
I've already bought one in my head, just wish they would give a definite release date other than early next year :(
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:18,
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That's the beats one
Where they use an amazing piece of kit to produce a real shitty beat =)
I want to see more of the keyboard thing, that looks seriously interesting. Keyboard dumbed down enough for a guitarist to use.
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:20,
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That's exactly what I want to use it for
not so bothered about the step sequencing and Ableton control, but using it as a grid keyboard with set scales and intervals is where it's at.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:24,
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First proper friday tune, Steve Morley - Reincarnations (DJ JamX & DuMonde Remix)
3.00 in for it to 'kick in' if you are impatient bastards.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:10,
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likewise....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h7_IoLiz2Y
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:14,
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Funny you should post these old trance tunes as I've just been re-listening to a load as it's Passion in Coalvilles annual classics night next month and they were asking what people wanted to hear.
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congasplint, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:22,
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Empourium?
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:25,
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Yep, that's the one.
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congasplint, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:29,
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Job Tardis promotional track
Bit of background:
This is a real, genuine (ly awful) site www.jobtardis.co.uk/
Check the 'gif and video content - truly.
In their wisdom they commissioned a track to motivate the unemployed.
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profanity When I say business, I mean business., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:02,
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oh my that is a car crash of a site
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:06,
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the track on the other hand is fucking gold.
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:07,
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"jobby jobby tar - deeeeeessssss!"
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:18,
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clicked stop after 5 seconds
should I have carried on?
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:18,
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oh yes, it well kicks off
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:21,
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No,
it carried on the same, my 5 second judgement was correct...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:26,
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I disagree, I felt the shouty "jobby jobby tar - deeesss" section was a hands in the air moment.
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:09,
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Got to be a joke site.
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Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:08,
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The song is a bit like something Serafinowicz would come up with.
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:10,
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Ok so this is a typical 'CV' ? :)
Jamie N has around 9 years of experience as Chemical Engineer .
Qualification [+]
•University of Abertay Dundee , MCA (Chemical) , during Jun-2000 - Nov-2010
Skills [+]
chemical Recovery,system work
Expert
Personal Strength [+]
Paying attention to details to deliver a error free job, Planning on work and act accordingly.
Active [+]
Jamie N is Happy Women.
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Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:14,
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*employs immediately*
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:17,
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hahaha, I wish I was Happy Women
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:17,
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I've met a few over the years
they don't stay happy for long though.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:20,
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*Vomits*
They should be prosecuted for ABH of the eyes
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:18,
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there's another site too that's also rubbish
www.jobtardis.com/
404 errors and everything on that one
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:21,
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Fuck me, I bet that was commisioned by "call me Dave" as part of his fucking god awful work program initiative.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:26,
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It's an Indian company, hence the 'internet providings' style.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:25,
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Errr... did my ears hear that correctly
NSFW
Surely she means "bucks"
NSFW just in case....
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Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:51,
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hahaha
surprised they didnt get her to do another take
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:00,
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Yes, it is definitely "bucks"
From a headphone user
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User #86772, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:01,
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she clearly says bucks
I think you need to up your medication, or reduce it, or maybe you should mix it with other stuff, one of them will work for sure
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:08,
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Oh wow whacky camera angles
BWILLIANT!!!
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:22,
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Sounds like bucks to me
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:22,
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you people suck the joy out of everything. :(
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:03,
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Suck the joy out of this....
ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppp
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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pfft, you're not my real dad.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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why would he want to suck the joy out of your handbag?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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It's all stuck to the bottom
and it's ruined the bus ticket.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:08,
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genuinley sounded like fucks to me
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:07,
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hmmm
oddly, sounded like fucks on speakers but I agree its bucks on headphones......how strange.
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Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:03,
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Buck you!
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mookay immune to icons since, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:19,
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That was good! I enjoyed it.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:56,
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00 wrong
well, i laughed, and beautifully done.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:24,
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Wierd!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:26,
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What's beautifully done?
Is it something in the background?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:27,
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*cough*licenceplate*cough*
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:45,
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Whut?
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Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:47,
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It looks like the weird guy that lives in the basement in Dragons Den.
And the Pope.
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:40,
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Hugely respected economic commentator Evan Davies?
I still don't understand why he associates himself with this tawdry begging show for morons who can't present or run a business properly. I *used* to really have time for him.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:01,
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Woah, fuglys ahoy.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:14,
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BBC VT - White Powder Christmas 1978
NSFW
The death of Kenneth Kendall reminded me of this, as he features quite heavily.
One of a series of tapes made by VT crews at the BBC and ITV regions. they would be exchanged around at Christmas, never intended for transmission, they began as an excuse to collect sweary blunders but became bigger every year (some feature song and dance routines, and bare breasts appear regularly. A lot of the outtakes have now turned up on Naughty TV Blunders Bum, and the like.
Lots of in-jokes that'll mean nothing to us plebs, and the quality is variable at best, but worth seeing for their historical value.
(for some reason this one features loads of clips from Kentucky Fried Movie for no apparent reason) and this one was particularly controversial as it features jokes about the Princess Anne and it ended up in the papers!
Yeah, I know, tl;dr
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:18,
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may need to nsfw that
breasticles ahoy!
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wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:25,
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Yup, had to hide that one! ;)
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Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:45,
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sorry, meant to do that
done now
hope you didn't get fired
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:12,
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I work for myself
So I pulled myself into a "meeting" and have given myself a written warning for viewing obscene content on company time. That'll show me eh?
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wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:47,
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Haven't seen that in a while
My mate worked in VT then and edited these
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:00,
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there's quite a few of them on YT
a few years back they'd come and go as they got found and removed, but most seem to be hanging around now.
I'm still trying to find a TV-am one I saw a few years back, where Kay Burley talks about stuffing things in her bra.
Might be good blackmail material
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:13,
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working in VT looks fun
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KipWK6QNfAY&feature=youtu.be&t=18m34s
NSFW
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:15,
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nice to see Google finally drop the 'Do no evil' schtick
“We are proudly capitalistic. I’m not confused about this.”
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:09,
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Why isn't Apple getting a harder time over this too in the media?
Keep seeing Starbucks, google and Amazon in the news over their tax dealings but Apple hardly gets a mention.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:21,
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