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This is a link post a friday night tune
wait for it.
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This is a link post Star Trek - War Drums
More footage from the new movie.
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This is a normal post that's just the current trailer and the old fake trailer cut together to some awful wannabe nine inch nails music

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This is a normal post Have you ever considered changing your name to DiscontentedToast?

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This is a normal post Bipolar Toast would be better
my ups are as numerous as my downs
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This is a normal post Shite.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Star Trek - HAHAHAHHAHhAHAHhAhahahHa

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *Confuses with Star Wars to throw anyone who think I might be a nerd off the scent*
Crikey. That was some horrendous sentence structure.
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This is a link post Intimate pet salon
In the Brazilian town of Belo Horizonte has opened an unusual intimate salon, whose clients are exclusively dogs.
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This is a normal post Hello.

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This is a normal post Hello

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This is a link post Fairy Lights, Camera, Action I made this!
Made this with two of my mates as part of a uni project.
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This is a normal post How much was it for catering?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you looking for funding in the region of £5k?
Are you going to spend it on catering?
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This is a normal post =D

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:09, Reply)
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huzzah!!!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a link post Me crashing a big Focke I made this!
stalled it!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I have an RC plane that I have attempted to fly twice.
First attempt i just did a test glide like a paper plane, and it broke. I fixed it and on my second flight i kept it in the air for about 5 seconds before i panicked and flew it into the ground. it broke again.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Next time, don't do it pissed.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a CFIT
To me
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post A stall is not a controlled flying condition.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks more like you felw it into the ground after a pilot induced oscillation rather than 'stalled it'

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post here! look this up!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flare_%28aviation%29
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a link post More bridge building (see yesterday's link for first day) I made this!
We're building a Meccano bridge across the derelict Manchester, Bolton and Bury Canal. This is day two.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post How are you making sure that it doesn't get dismantled by the typical Manchester scum?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nowhere to sell it, scrap dealers can no longer pay cash
Also, welding and thread peening. But really, you can't let the threat of vandalism stop you from doing good things. And frankly, anyone who tries to dismantle this bridge will almost certainly kill themselves in the process.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!
All chavs should be killed by collapsing meccano bridges.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:33, Reply)
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All chavs should be killed by collapsing meccano bridges
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:36, Reply)
This is a link post What-the-fuck disappearing card trick
I know how elements of this are done but the actual disappear is just a little bit baffling.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like
at 1:36, either he switches to some fake card, or when he slides it into the pack,there's something weird going on there. Hard to tell at 3 pixels by 3 pixels though.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Magic's easy when you film it on a banana

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Better quality and different version here;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOLpuDFsel8
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post He's using a card box called Tool (by a guy called David Stone)
It has a removable magnetised face on one side which is the shape of a card, so you can hide cards within it.
Not sure where the blue card within the two jacks goes though. Probably folds onto the back of the top jack or something.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:17, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqXh_J-ag0I
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice effect
But I doubt very much you could handle the cards with the holes in. A bit of "work" on those and the rest of the handling becomes easy
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:36, Reply)
This is a link post admit it
you fucking love ducks.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
There's only one bird I fucking love.
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(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah. Right.
Make that two birds then.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Kill 2 birds with 1
fire extinguisher.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:30, Reply)
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The lack of replies is probably due to everyone clicking the link rolling about in epileptic fits.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post very much this ^

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my work here is done.
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This is a normal post DAC

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This is a link post Shooting in US Primary School
Wouldn't have happened if all the kids had guns.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Gosh
That's pretty awful.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post 27 dead including 18 kids...
Grim
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a link post Kim Wilde. Pissed. On a train. Singing.

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This is a normal post That was bed wettingly hilarious the first time I saw it
It still is funny today :)
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This is a normal post It is ace.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post this

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck with that copyright.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post unimpressed blokes are unimpressed

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This is a normal post Acknowledging another human being exists whilst on public transport is sure way to get stabbed in the eye.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post She's not on the way to Croydon and yelling abuse at the darkies.
As such, I call fake.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahahahaha.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a link post Some cocks looking well hard.
Ron.
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This is a normal post That deserves
More than no responses.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a link post Confess ! Is this Norwegian Pilot a B3tan
Radar trace of a flight awaiting clearance to land. I suspect it's real, but you can never be sure.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of cock n balls.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Correction...
Glasscock and balls
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a link post New video on using the Ableton Push for doing the tunes.
I've already bought one in my head, just wish they would give a definite release date other than early next year :(
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the beats one
Where they use an amazing piece of kit to produce a real shitty beat =)

I want to see more of the keyboard thing, that looks seriously interesting. Keyboard dumbed down enough for a guitarist to use.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's exactly what I want to use it for
not so bothered about the step sequencing and Ableton control, but using it as a grid keyboard with set scales and intervals is where it's at.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a link post First proper friday tune, Steve Morley - Reincarnations (DJ JamX & DuMonde Remix)
3.00 in for it to 'kick in' if you are impatient bastards.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post likewise....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h7_IoLiz2Y
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This is a normal post Funny you should post these old trance tunes as I've just been re-listening to a load as it's Passion in Coalvilles annual classics night next month and they were asking what people wanted to hear.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Empourium?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, that's the one.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a link post Job Tardis promotional track
Bit of background:

This is a real, genuine (ly awful) site www.jobtardis.co.uk/

Check the 'gif and video content - truly.

In their wisdom they commissioned a track to motivate the unemployed.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:02, Reply)
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oh my that is a car crash of a site
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:06, Reply)
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the track on the other hand is fucking gold.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)
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"jobby jobby tar - deeeeeessssss!"
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post clicked stop after 5 seconds
should I have carried on?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
oh yes, it well kicks off
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post No,
it carried on the same, my 5 second judgement was correct...
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
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I disagree, I felt the shouty "jobby jobby tar - deeesss" section was a hands in the air moment.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Got to be a joke site.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:08, Reply)
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The song is a bit like something Serafinowicz would come up with.
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This is a normal post Ok so this is a typical 'CV' ? :)

Jamie N has around 9 years of experience as Chemical Engineer .


Qualification [+]

•University of Abertay Dundee , MCA (Chemical) , during Jun-2000 - Nov-2010

Skills [+]


chemical Recovery,system work

Expert


Personal Strength [+]


Paying attention to details to deliver a error free job, Planning on work and act accordingly.

Active [+]

Jamie N is Happy Women.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *employs immediately*

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
hahaha, I wish I was Happy Women
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I've met a few over the years
they don't stay happy for long though.
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This is a normal post *Vomits*
They should be prosecuted for ABH of the eyes
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
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there's another site too that's also rubbish

www.jobtardis.com/

404 errors and everything on that one
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me, I bet that was commisioned by "call me Dave" as part of his fucking god awful work program initiative.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's an Indian company, hence the 'internet providings' style.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a link post Errr... did my ears hear that correctly NSFW
Surely she means "bucks"

NSFW just in case....
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:51, Reply)
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hahaha

surprised they didnt get her to do another take
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, it is definitely "bucks"
From a headphone user
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post she clearly says bucks
I think you need to up your medication, or reduce it, or maybe you should mix it with other stuff, one of them will work for sure
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh wow whacky camera angles
BWILLIANT!!!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like bucks to me

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)
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you people suck the joy out of everything. :(
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Suck the joy out of this....
ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppp
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:15, Reply)
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pfft, you're not my real dad.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post why would he want to suck the joy out of your handbag?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all stuck to the bottom
and it's ruined the bus ticket.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post genuinley sounded like fucks to me

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
oddly, sounded like fucks on speakers but I agree its bucks on headphones......how strange.
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This is a normal post Buck you!

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This is a link post Good Cops "Anonymous Tip"

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This is a normal post That was good! I enjoyed it.

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This is a link post 00 wrong
well, i laughed, and beautifully done.
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This is a normal post Wierd!

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post What's beautifully done?
Is it something in the background?
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*cough*licenceplate*cough*
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This is a normal post Whut?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like the weird guy that lives in the basement in Dragons Den.
And the Pope.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hugely respected economic commentator Evan Davies?
I still don't understand why he associates himself with this tawdry begging show for morons who can't present or run a business properly. I *used* to really have time for him.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah, fuglys ahoy.

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This is a link post BBC VT - White Powder Christmas 1978 NSFW
The death of Kenneth Kendall reminded me of this, as he features quite heavily.

One of a series of tapes made by VT crews at the BBC and ITV regions. they would be exchanged around at Christmas, never intended for transmission, they began as an excuse to collect sweary blunders but became bigger every year (some feature song and dance routines, and bare breasts appear regularly. A lot of the outtakes have now turned up on Naughty TV Blunders Bum, and the like.

Lots of in-jokes that'll mean nothing to us plebs, and the quality is variable at best, but worth seeing for their historical value.
(for some reason this one features loads of clips from Kentucky Fried Movie for no apparent reason) and this one was particularly controversial as it features jokes about the Princess Anne and it ended up in the papers!

Yeah, I know, tl;dr
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post may need to nsfw that
breasticles ahoy!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, had to hide that one! ;)

(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry, meant to do that
done now

hope you didn't get fired
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I work for myself
So I pulled myself into a "meeting" and have given myself a written warning for viewing obscene content on company time. That'll show me eh?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't seen that in a while
My mate worked in VT then and edited these
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This is a normal post there's quite a few of them on YT
a few years back they'd come and go as they got found and removed, but most seem to be hanging around now.

I'm still trying to find a TV-am one I saw a few years back, where Kay Burley talks about stuffing things in her bra.
Might be good blackmail material
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post working in VT looks fun
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KipWK6QNfAY&feature=youtu.be&t=18m34s
NSFW
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post nice to see Google finally drop the 'Do no evil' schtick
“We are proudly capitalistic. I’m not confused about this.”
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Why isn't Apple getting a harder time over this too in the media?
Keep seeing Starbucks, google and Amazon in the news over their tax dealings but Apple hardly gets a mention.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:21, Reply)

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