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This is a link post How To Draw - Tracer from Overwatch I made this!
Did this in a 100% legit Cockney accent. Nailed it.
(superpowerless, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT'S IN THE BOX??!!??

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah box contents or fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 10:04, Reply)
This is a link post Footbrawl by Poetman I made this!
I've seen one game, once. Leicester away at Wigan. The LADS LADS LADS I went with got us kicked out of three pubs and we had to give names and addresses to police after one of them threatened to brick Wetherspoons windows in. I didn't go again.
(I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 15:02, Reply)
This is a link post JK Flesh - Trinity

(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 14:21, Reply)
This is a link post Irish fans goad Swedish fans
Nice to see some amusing rivalry in the footballs. Irish fans seem to be consistently amusing in their confrontational behaviour
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post They call this game Succer

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 19:44, Reply)
This is a link post Mad Jim I made this!
ummm, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 9:45, Reply)
This is a link post A bit premature but... I made this!

(littleem, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 9:37, Reply)
This is a link post i'm uh... aspired? o.O

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we've hit rock bottom, ideas wise.
This is such a stupid thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing!
so now I can lie on the sofa, chain-scoffing fistfuls of wotsits, then watch them pumped out of my stomach seconds later. #livingthedream

...I've ordered 2
 (HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Shirley this can't be real...
It's like one of those adverts off the original Robocop...
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post The fatso face is also kinda hot. They did it differently than the others.
I love how manipulative is that.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ on a bike
this is wrong on so many levels....but tell me more about this twilight sedation. How about putting the fat fuckers under for 12 weeks and drip feeding them just water. I reckon they'd lose about 7st that way.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't this just Bulimia?

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post safer on teeth

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's....real???
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my shitting God!
Surely there is nobody in the world with self-esteem low enough to go for this in preference to "removing up to 30%" of the food from their plates.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 21:57, Reply)
This is a link post I bet this guy is coughing up rings of fire......
I love the Mad Eye Moody look to him
 (That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter - If I Was Cilla Black,Then Id Have A Ginger Bush, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 6:52, Reply)
This is a normal post tl;dw, or at least not all of it
The action starts at about 5:15.
Holy shit!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 8:50, Reply)
This is a link post How many cheerios can you stack on your sleeping baby?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not keen at all on this sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You prefer to stack babies?

(dyllon nice beaver., Sat 18 Jun 2016, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post On top of Cheerios.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 19:04, Reply)
This is a link post 10/10 for goal celebration.
Northern Ireland fanzone during their 2-0 win over Ukraine.
(Fluffster, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll not be walking alone.

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Niel Diamond can only be enjoyed in crowds of over 500

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 18:31, Reply)
This is a link post satire rarely comes forth from these quarters
And it can be very hard to speak out for fear of being branded 'heretical' or 'unbeliever' or some such thing, so it is nice to see Christians poking fun at themselves. Quite honestly it is embarrassing to see just how seriously some can take themselves so this is quite good.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post "Not real."

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "You meanie."

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Sack o' shite.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks to me
like a cringeworthy, cynical rip off of clickhole that's every bit as embarrassing as Christian Rock, and far more about appealing to a social media savvy audience than about satirising themselves.
The stories themselves differ from The Onion/Clickhole in that while the ones on this link have the superficial sense of being about laughing at themselves, they're overwhelmingly about reinforcing ones own prejudices.

I mean, look at this; babylonbee.com/news/popular-internet-atheist-still-referencing-book-revelations/
What's the joke? Where's the awareness?
 (clinteastwoodbradfield, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 8:33, Reply)
This is a link post US politican simulator.
10 validationsearch

 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post NSL

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post night saturday, live?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *blushes*

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post not suitable for links?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *batts eyelids*

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post nigel stuart lythgoe?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *stretches wings*

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post numero says lol?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *coils tentacles*

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post nina simone lyrics?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *flies away*

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post don't keep me in suspense like this

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post IT HAS LOADED

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post nope, still loading

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
does it always say lives saved = 0?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Not if you think and pray hard enough
Enough of that works wonders. Let me explain the joke further...
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I saved everyone
Because I had a gun too
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 18:35, Reply)
This is a link post The day the clown cried (half hour edit)
Pieced together from a German documentary
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post have you posted this before?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I've posted about it before, I think this is a more complete version
or my memory could just be getting worse
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm far worse; I knew about this film, the question is why?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post why post it?
people seemed interested when I last found stuff about it
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I rather like strange things but have troubles keeping track of them it seems.
Please do post!
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent, bookmarking this for when i have time.
Read the script quite a while back, pretty sure the film would have been a disaster but he had balls trying to approach the subject like he did.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
It was the slide whistle during the lingering shot of the smokestacks that sold me.
 (Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 10:11, Reply)
This is a link post Fergus Craig's Guide To The EU
Ronseal
(reebeast, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 19:21, Reply)
This is a link post New energy drink on the market.
Great apart from the slightly salty after taste.
 (Tuftedshag, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post What octane is the gasoline?
I'm trying to watch the calories.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Gake and fay.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post speaking of energy drinks
I know some of you swear they are liver melters, I think
they are rather harmless (comparable with sugared coffee),
however I recently thought that you indeed can
overdose on some of them - those containing niacin-
vit. B3.

(The classic ones have it, the new are sans
glucuronolactone, taurine, b3)

Oh, just found appropriate case report - www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21696583
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "wearing only an adult diaper and reading an Arabic pornographic magazine"
WTF?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Normal
For someone living in a tree fort in the yard.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Sat 18 Jun 2016, 2:43, Reply)
This is a link post Gays, Muslims, refugees, Brexit and Owen Jones
All discussed on the new Milo podcast with Douglas Murray.

Milo does the sensible thing and just prods Murray to get him started on various issues, lets him have his head.

Might not be for everybody.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Not for everyone?
This will go down like a cup of cold sick with pretty much everyone on here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post If you only read stuff you agree with
then I'd suggest you don't have much interest in the world. I read all the gender-fluid, pro-immigrant, left-wing, Islamo-apologist nonsense that you see shared around. Sometimes I change my mind about things, but seeing as that's the position I came from, it usually reinforces my hateful views.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post You're preaching to the choir mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Not "you" you
But "one" you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post But why challenge one's beliefs by listening to that guy?
Milo Yiannopoulos is a complete charlatan. He's a media whore who has tweeted and blogged himself into existence. He has no qualifications and little to no experience as a journalist. His driving force has been his desire for media attention. Throughout his short career his values change depending on whatever will gain him the most media attention. He hit it big with gamergate. Despite not playing games himself and having previously called gamers sad and pathetic basement dwellers, it was the perfect venue for his self promotion. It was contrarian, shallow, vicious and had easy targets. Then predictably onto Breitbart 'news' then this alt-right cesspool. He's an egotistical media personality who believes in nothing but himself.
 (felixcoen, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I have very little interest in him
but he doesn't take centre stage on this podcast. In fact, Milo doesn't come across that well when he opens his mouth.

A better one, I suppose, would be Doug's chats with Sam Harris, who is thoughtful and interesting: https://www.samharris.org/podcast/item/on-the-maintenance-of-civilization
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I do respect Douglas Murray quite a lot, he is certainly very challenging
But he demeans himself when he pals up with people like that. I understand that people often need to take whatever platform is available for them to air their views sometimes. Plenty of people, of whatever political stripe, dislike the BBC but will go on it nevertheless. But I cannot believe that a man of Murray's intelligence and media experience doesn't know what Yiannopoulos is all about. He's enabling him and promoting a fraud. He seems comfortable with that.
 (felixcoen, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, actually
You're right. He argues against useless tossers far too much. He's on that Nicky Campbell show and debating Yasmin Alibhia-Brown every other day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 3:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I finally got around to listening to it.
Yiannopoulos is insufferable. Murray was good as usual.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I agree with all of that.
I find breitbart a bit too much at times myself. However it's interesting you describe him as a contrarian. Again, I don't necessarily disagree, but it does imply that those who don't subscribe to an orthodox consensus should be silenced, which I disagree with.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not advocating silencing anyone
My point is he's a contrarian for reasons of self promotion. He's views do not just happen to be contrarian, he has chosen to be contrarian because it promotes him as a media and cultural personality. I've no doubt that were he to have been born into a different generation, he would have been a beatnik, a merry prankster, a punk or even a PC warrior of the 90's. All out of expediency.
 (felixcoen, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post fair enough.
But I do like seeing smug, arrogant and complacent twats having their Weltanschauung challenged. It's just a shame he does it in such a highly provocative and obnoxious way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't get me wrong, I love a bit of that too, I wish it was coming from someone better too.
I'm so glad I graduated before all of this nonsense on campuses. At the last open debate I attended at a uni was about Syria, the first question from the audience was from an 18 year old girl (ostensibly cis gender female) who complained about the slight gender imbalance in the panel. I almost cracked a tooth from grinding. It was a fucking embarrassment.
 (felixcoen, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear you brother.
Campuses have gone mental.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yiannopolous is a fairly repulsive piece of work.
Murray is everything he's not: urbane, cultured, unflappable. God, I've got a terrible crush on him.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post And he has a Greek surname.
They invented gayness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The man's got a set of clockweights though
Because if political assassinations are happening in rural Yorkshire, his life expectancy in the US must be pretty short.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 17 Jun 2016, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I like turtles.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Let's be honest, no-one listened to that, did they?
I will post kittens and / or the International Space Station next time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes please.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 18 Jun 2016, 9:16, Reply)
This is a link post Medieval birthday party

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 17:43, Reply)

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