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This is a link post Easter is the time for sharing
Happy Eggster everyone
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Really thought it was going to be:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9ebkHoU4Zk
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Apr 2018, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Or this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9ebkHoU4Zk
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Apr 2018, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsxBa6-tTMc
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the bit of weird distortion when the torch moves across screen
At the end a editing decision or a visual artefact from all the lighting?
Ornthe cameraman dropping his ciggie?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 8:02, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Easter
How did you eat yours?
(themarginwalker, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I got to tell him I enjoyed his set and it felt a nice balance of crowd-pleasers and fresh bits
and out of character, he seemed taken aback as it was a pretty old folder he was working from.

Some comedian.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Today
is the only day of the year I do not eat eggs.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always loved his family joke.
As a kid we had a quicksandpit in the back yard. I was an only child. Eventually.
Also: I love to sit in the park and watch the little children running around and screaming. Because they don't know they're only blanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Apr 2018, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post School is full of things you don't appreciate until later in life
Like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 23:50, Reply)
This is a link post Sri Lanka's Got Talent

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He should be worried given the disparity between his ambition and ability.
Nice to see long after the end of colonialism Britain continues make the world a better place.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Be fair
We didn’t export fake martial arts around the world.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 19:14, Reply)
This is a link post [GC] The Black Dog's Progress
Really creative and dark British animated short.

Subject matter may be of interest to B3ta mods...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 17:26, Reply)
This is a link post Australian man stabbed in the back
A "substantial" amount of alcohol was involved.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *That's* a knife...!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Et tu, Bruce?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post World class alcoholism.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Dr Dre hit the skids in later years :'(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 23:47, Reply)
This is a link post I feel good

(picitujeromanov, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Her jeans alone caused the great denim shortage of 1995.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Odd, as my experience of Eastern European ladies is that they're very economical with the denim...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post They have to be since she single-handedly reduced the European denim mountain.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe, it's
In their genes.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *stab*

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 2:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't see that zoom in, zoom out technique often

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be because it is shit
I am sure film courses tell the students that these things are 'cool' and mandatory when making exciting film. It seems these days the `joke` that media colleges are playing is that the camera cannot stay still and must be moved at all times. We had a guy fresh from the course doing camera for us one time and the director wanted the camera to stay still and focussed on the scene while the people walked out. The cameraman had been taught that you HAVE to follow the actors out and would not stop moving the camera to the degree that we had to send him out of the room to stop him doing it after the fifth take...

"Right, take 5. Ben, this time take your hands off the camera and do not touch it"
"OK"
"Rolling, Action"
...
"Cut. Did you just move the camera?"
"Yes, but..."
"Get out"
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 19:06, Reply)
This is a link post So it has finally dawned on the septics that there is a very high level of homogeneity in the various local news channels across their country. They are upset about it.
Yet they don't seem to mind that a Big Mac is an almost identical product wherever in the US you buy it. It's exactly the same with TV. Now they are wallowing in nostalgia for quality local TV news coverage and journalism, despite the fact it never existed. In fairness, Sinclair Broadcasting is pushing a right leaning agenda ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNhUk5v3ohE ), but I'm more than a little tired of people being angry that things that come at no pecuniary cost, don't come at a price in other ways (cf Facebook).
(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Very cleverly done.
and very very scary.
Might invest a one of them there tin foil hats.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 1 Apr 2018, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post We need to invest in journalism. We need to go back to paying for journalism. I
Don't get me started on how sinister the suggested press controls since Leverson.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
*doesn't get Prufrock started*
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Tedious ranting bore? Moi?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Not surprising when 95% of news channels get 95% of their news from facebook
What will the BBC put on its news when Facebook and Twitter close down?
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to be the same for the press
Unless this is an April Fools

 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yet another Murdoch conspiracy theory!
He's the one with all the real power In this country!
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more than a little tired of people being angry

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's extremely dangerous to our democracy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't become angry about it
Or your head will assplode. Don't say I didn't warn you.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 1 Apr 2018, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post things that come at no pecuniary cost

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It's finally dawned on you
What critics have been well aware of for years. It's why we stopped watching and only one reason why we cut cable. News readers are too ignorant, too straight up partisan to inform us of anything useful. They get shut off immediately just as this video. They leave more out than they include and they distract with the wrong things. And we don't complain about McDonalds because we don't eat there. We're not members of Facebook and we don't use Twitter and we avoid Google like a plague. I do get just a little bit tired of facile generalizations. Especially the ones made with a British accent.
 (I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 4:11, Reply)
This is a normal post U wot m8?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooboy are you ever in the wrong place then.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Prufrock only made one generalisation about Americans,
and he made it in such a way that it was obviously intentional for rhetorical effect.

You, however, appear to have made a number of statements with the pronouns "we" and "us", without having specified any new nouns. While my guess is that you probably meant yourself and your spouse/family, without having introduced those concepts the sentences you wrote appear to be massive generalisations about all Americans, and rather facile ones at that.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:07, Reply)
This is a link post I made an April Fools thing I made this!
In the old day job

EDIT it got deleted so I've re-uploaded to my personal account:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B23zV9ApbMs
(The Tramp Surveyor, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *Throws money at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a thing, right?
Please tell me this is a thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a thing of brilliance.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 1 Apr 2018, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 1 Apr 2018, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
top stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post We need this to be real

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol

(Sherbs, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post As long as it doesn't have a 'Ray Winston' voice.
Nobody would believe it was real otherwise.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Unavailable
Or is that the joke!?
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
It worked earlier..for real though..i mean sincerely.
I wanted to hear the squeaky voices again.
 (Sherbs, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm assuming "copyright claim by humourless movie studio prick".

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that is exactly how it works, Grandad.
Film studios employ a man over Easter to check YouTube for footage they may own. If found, they then check to see if the use of the footage is humorous. If it is, they leave it be. If it is not humorous, they send a telex to a man at YouTube who then turns on his computer and deletes the video file.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 2 Apr 2018, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It won't go into the boring details....of why it went...but I've reuploaded here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B23zV9ApbMs
 (The Tramp Surveyor, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet I would find it interesting.
Did Rupert Murdoch get you to take it down?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 3 Apr 2018, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
Most of was a reference for Police Sqaud, but the dialogue in the final 2 minutes is straight out of Cholmodley-Warner.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:46, Reply)
This is a link post Rodeo Terrorists - Same Day Two I made this!
Wrote this in the plane yesterday coming back from Lanzarote, so some good can come from a budget airline and an iPad.
 (I helped save b3ta! rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 23:51, Reply)
This is a link post "All Sorts Of Heroes" - bizarre stop-motion animation
An aardvarkian spaceman constructs a giant metal face robot.
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Odd little animation.
Arguably, the background to the soundtrack is more interesting than the film itself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It is too.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Aard vark
never hurt anyone.
 (I helped save b3ta! tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 15:00, Reply)
This is a link post Day Lewis corpses on There Will Be Blood.
Exit, pursued by a fly.
(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 31 Mar 2018, 18:06, Reply)
This is a link post Black Francis - Wave of Mutilation

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
Dude ain't even black! Wants money back.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 17:24, Reply)
This is a link post Ambience, crunchy drums, dubby bass, bit of guitar. Happy Easter! I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice work and a great sound =|
 (Sherbs, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice work. Bit of an FSoL sound going there.
 (Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 11:47, Reply)
This is a link post Jigsaw time lapse
Just woke up from a jigsaw binge last night.
Good company and a few spliffs made it way more fun than I had ever thought this could be.
There's something oddly satisfying about clicking in the right piece.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The Queen likes doing jigsaws. She borrows them from a library local to Balmoral.
Prince Charles likes jigsaws too, but only if it's gold leaf painted on vellum. Then he gets one of his valets to do it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post So you didn't think to secretly flush a piece down the toilet before your friends came round?

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's down the toilet how are you supposed to pull it out and say "it was a prank bro!"

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Calm down Satan

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The clip makes it look like a sweatshop.
Experience for yourself the thrills of Third World child labour, by Hasbro. Violent foreman and bamboo cane sold separately.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:30, Reply)
This is a link post Black is black
Hole in the middle?

(c/w Milky Bar Kid on guitar)
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 15:01, Reply)

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