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This is a link post we have a right laugh here, don't we?
‘All the acts of the drama of world history were performed before a chorus of the laughing people.’
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a patch on his other book
'Blood Relations: Menstruation and the Origins of Culture'
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post does he get his tits out in that one?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried lecturing a class with my penis hanging out, once.
The PTA were not best pleased.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The local playground isn't a classroom.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post Hold on to your hats, this is mind-blowingly exciting...
It's half an hour of moss.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Moving to Montana soon,
Gonna be a mental moss tycoon.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great. Genuinely, I like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 20:28, Reply)
This is a link post Creating a 1980s sci fi movie spaceship shot part 2: SPACE TRUCK 3000 - a moving vehicle I made this!
Using same technique as before but having the thing move ooo
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post nice music
space truck needs space truckers
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 19:47, Reply)
This is a link post Want to see some Fanny?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post They were pretty good
Not heard of them before and not sure the UK broadcasters would have liked their name
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The Cock Toe Twins and the Slits got by okay.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 15:44, Reply)
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I like some fanny
 (Sherbs, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 17:25, Reply)
This is a link post Elephant discipline
A mother elephant reprimands a younger member of the herd.
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 6:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ivory and ivory, not living together in perfect harmony

(97800, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Side by side on my out-of-tune pre-CITES certified piano keyboard

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post wow she really took her to tusk

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post She won't forget that

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post nah
hide of an elephant
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What were you searching for etc...

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo momma etc

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 16:50, Reply)
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this is some kind of Valentine's day lesson isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 15:19, Reply)
This is a link post Trailer
GC says no.
worth it for the scene in the vet.........
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 4:20, Reply)
This is a link post PPL MVR
Unexpected.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Unexpected 4th person in trio

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 6:10, Reply)
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Undeniable
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Accurate
 (WinnieTheTurd, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 21:15, Reply)
This is a link post Eastern European Choir - Honkytonk Woman.
Been looking for this for years.
(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was different.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 2:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this from Clive James!
Well before I knew what the original was...
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 10:29, Reply)
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Back when women were men.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 10:34, Reply)
This is a link post Top of the Spots
"Top of the Spots is an addictive browser based quiz game that tasks you with guessing which songs have had the most plays on Spotify."
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This just makes me hate Spotify users and their shit taste in music.

Also top score of 6. Somehow.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Beats my 5
before I reached the same conclusion as you.
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems a bit buggy too...

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you guessed Karma Police
7 my best effort
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Read it and weep

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It's hardly surprising that recent chart music tends to get more plays.
Older Spotify users probably have a more diverse taste and are less likely to have classic tracks on repeat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 6:30, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly
my tastes are so well tuned now, Spotify never offers me anything from the current mainstream

also... 10, but it gets a bit boring
 (ozof, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 7:23, Reply)
This is a link post Project Binky ep. 22
Haven't seen it yet so could be full of nudity. More likely to be a pair of blokes in a shed playing with their tools though...
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 20:01, Reply)
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The idea of catching up on all the previous videos is a bit daunting to be honest.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Do. It.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I’ve been playing catch-up on this one
I watch 2 or 3 episodes a week, it’s going to take ages but not as long as if I’d been watching from the beginning.

Seems to be worth it.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I’ve properly enjoyed them
I managed to catch up over the course of a couple of weeks on account of having a new child who would only go to sleep in my arms. It gave me an excuse to binge-watch this and Scott Manley.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post nearly as endless as
Martin and the MMX
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The amount of steel plate they've used to make all those custom brackets
it must weigh about 7 tonnes by now.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 23:43, Reply)
This is a link post Top 5 amatuer rocket launches
Fuck. I had no idea!
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 19:56, Reply)
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Spaaaaaaace!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Rocket launches.:
one of the few times it should be mandatory to film in portrait...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Not forgetting for its short flight time
an attempt at re-usability
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 23:06, Reply)
This is a link post gosh

(bonnie_prince_bob, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This didn't happen.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post this didn't happen
and they have form.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Satires parochial nationalism.
Is an infinitely more parochial nationalist.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 12 Feb 2019, 20:38, Reply)
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pffft
worra wank
 (bonnie_prince_bob, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 21:00, Reply)
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Do Alex Salmond next.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 12 Feb 2019, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Give it a minute,
and Alex Salmond will do you...!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 21:15, Reply)
This is a link post 100 hours of soundtracks
I threw a bunch of music together off of a channel I like.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 18:10, Reply)
This is a link post Danny Boyle's (no) Beatles film
Warning, horribly sickly, features Corden and Sheeran and creates more questions than you could imagine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck. I really wanted to hate that trailer, but it actually looks a bit alright.
Corden, I can just about stomach as it's in context to some degree. That hybrid Ginger/Albino cretin Sheeran needs to fuck the fuck off, though. Somebody needs to fucking tell him 'no', occasionally. Game of Thrones was already beginning to scrape the barrel before that partially sighted cunt showed up, but that was the final nail in the coffin for me.

Seriously, just fuck off, Sheeran.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm struggling with the premise
I know it's not a film you're meant to think about but I can't help it, it's fucking daft. Not just the world switching off and on and one band disappearing, but the fact that the only side effect is songs disappearing.
I want to see how culture is set back or altered by The Beatles not doing massive stadium gigs in America, how fashion is effected with such a huge chunk of the 60s missing and what happened to the Vegetarian Food market without Linda McCartney?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Not to mention the uncontested popularity of Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm struggling with the premise, because now the Beetles sound well dated,
and I think modern kids would think the songs are a bit shit, and it's modern kids that get to decide what is cool.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 4:59, Reply)
This is a normal post what I dont understand about Linda McCartney sausages and burgers
is that if she was supposedly a vegetarian, why did she consent to her corpse being used for sausages and burgers? Also, how massive must she have been? I bought some sausages made out of her the other day from Morrisons - they're in my freezer. How the fuck is this possible?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 9:35, Reply)
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Transubstantiation in action. It's a miracle I tell you.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post the more I shit her out the stronger she comes back :(

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Fair enough...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 18:16, Reply)
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The proof that Gingers have no soul. He uses his prodidgeous talent for evil.
Exhibit A) Galloway Girl
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a cunt, and no mistake....
But he's a cunt capable of filling huge venues with nothing more than him and a guitar, which earns an uncomfortable respect from me...

[An aside: my one biggest regrets in life is not throwing a bottle of piss at Chris Martin's head when Coldplay played the Etihad Stadium the other year, whilst I was several feet backstage from him and he tinkled on the piano...two nights in a row...]
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 21:03, Reply)
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I can never forgive you for this. The Gabriel Princep of piss you are not.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It was Coldplay,
not Franz Ferdinand...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Corden is a fat embarrassment

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Corden is a thin embankment

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Sheeran is a squinty eyed ginger cunt.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Many Americans I've spoken to can't understand him unpopularity with Brits. Apparently "he's obviously a cunt" is not an explanation.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a British institution to hate at least 1 person just because they're a cunt.
Corden gets special treatment because he's an unfunny cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 7:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Mushy insubstantial feelgood movie for dates?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit Goodnight Sweetheart, isn't it?
(Though looks quite watchable)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 0:47, Reply)
This is a link post Kalimankou Denkou
Saw the 'Cold War' link on the fp, remembered this. It's the Bulgarian State Female Choir, from a recording released in 1987. I saw the choir a few years ago in a church here in Princeton NJ, absolutely fantastic if you like that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Thx for that
The link didn't work (edit: not for me anyway), but I found other links for this song.
Mesmerizing stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 17:58, Reply)
This is a link post What If Gordon Banks Had Played?
In tribute to the recently deceased Mr B, here is an alternative history novel from the dark recesses and the early days of the internet. A good read if you know enough about 70s UK political history, if a bit ridiculous towards the end.

" England entered the 1970 World Cup as defending champions and, if anything, with a stronger squad than in 1966. After meeting Brazil in the first round Pele famously said to Bobby Moore that he would see him again in the final. It was not to be. In the event England's goalkeeper Gordon Banks was taken ill on the coach journey to their quarter-final match against West Germany. Banks was replaced by Peter Bonetti - but to no avail. Bonetti dived over a lacklustre shot from Franz Beckenbauer and Seeler headed in a second goal while Bonetti was off his line.
Germany scored a third goal in extra time and England were out of the World Cup. Three days later Labour lost the general election. There have been various explanations for Labour's defeat. Wilson blamed the BBC, others blamed unexpectedly low balance of trade figures, others the knock-on effect of England's defeat - in the words of one cabinet minster "the bug in Gordon Banks' tummy".
It could have been so different... "
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post There can't be that many people who change their vote according to a football result can there?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny you say that as I was reading something today about support for the US president dropping when there were a spate of shark attacks about a century ago
So sure nobody decides to, but if people are in a good mood it may certainly influence decisions they make in ways they don't realise.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 17:24, Reply)
This is a link post another one of those Pixar Spark Shorts

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post Raging Bollox I made this!
Since you guys are understandably bored of me playing my stupid guitar. Here is me having the shit punched out of me by a man 20 Kilos lighter than me.
(chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post say what you like about boxing, it usually ends with a cuddle

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 16:11, Reply)
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That's what I've discovered. And I thought it was a cure for my repressed.. ..rage.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 16:48, Reply)

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