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This is a link post Playing the Godfather with a drill (à la Mr Big) I made this!


(Blonix be alright, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, alright, you get a click

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Neat

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Sep 2019, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard of him.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This "internet" thing sounds shit and full of wakki cunts

(97800, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post can't see it catching on

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It would probably just give you AIDS anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Again?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know you'd met my mum

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post we've all "met" your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no reason to be in this conversation

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright, Sn0tters's mum

(97800, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post well at least its on Vice so we're probably safe from a sudden deluge of new accounts
probably
I mean there's only so many chairs and kittens
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
chairs Zimmer frames
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 21:38, Reply)
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so many Hans
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 5 Sep 2019, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post "You started life with a pram
End it with a BRAAAAM"
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 9:34, Reply)
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Has anyone told Vice that Nathan Barley was a pisstake, not an instruction manual yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post shhhhh, we've almost got them to wear bags on their heads

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 23:23, Reply)
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Totally fucking Mexico.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 7:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Well LOL

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 6 Sep 2019, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post "It’s 2003 and you’ve gone to your mate’s house after school.
"His mum frowns, and wonders exactly why he's hanging around with someone who is clearly in his thirties."
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 5 Sep 2019, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I went back and had a look at Irrational Exhuberance
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZJIpTIPnRs

I honestly have no idea why I used to find that so unbearably hilarious.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post wait, what's this Albino Blacksheep?
why have I been wasting my time here? That site looks way better
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Second nostalgia-based article I've read today...
This one made me happy, if for no other reason than to know that Jaz Rignall is doing OK...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 1:44, Reply)
This is a normal post this article seems rather odd
prolly just getting old tho - not sure i am the target demographic to be honest.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 3:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's fine to call someone a big girl's blouse.
Though you should probably be taken to task by the speaker if you say it in the commons.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the hypocrisy of it all that fucks me off.
The same Guardian fisting left-wing fuckwits hashtagging #BigGirlsBlouse all over the internet and denouncing Johnson for his 'wildly sexist' remarks would be cheering if it was Corbyn who had found reason to make the same remark about Boris.

Cunts.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post So you're getting upset about some hypocrisy you've imagined
Based on something that hasn't happened
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Hiya, Benny.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It pains me deeply to say this, but he's not wrong on this.
Even a stopped clock...

Corbyn is far more likely to call someone a dirty Jew than a big girl's blouse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post What if the person is actually Judaic and hasn't washed for weeks

(97800, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You are Ken Livingstone AICMFP.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Locked in a shipping container, send help

(97800, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post But Corbyn wouldn't use that phrase
What with being a big girl's blouse and all.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'M TELLING!

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Telling who?

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post He's more old man's hessian shirt anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He's an emaciated slave's burlap sack.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a famine victim's nappy.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hair shirt, shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm seeing her at Infest

(97800, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post turtle power

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Sensible adult politics as usual then.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Sep 2019, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Look, Johnson's a big girly cream puff.
Let's just all agree and move on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 19:46, Reply)
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Hatecrime!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post On the contrary, I'm rather partial to it.
Can I interest you in a car stereo perchance?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post gasp!
You can't put a dead cat on a table!
 (Melatonin, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post If they truly represented the people,
They'd be calling each other fucking cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 18:14, Reply)
This is a link post How to become mega-rich in business through yoga I made this!
Sketch
(dogfood, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post *flutters lips*

(ozof, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 21:19, Reply)
This is a link post Johnson has quit.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder where all these new independants will end up
The ones that are staying in politics, that is.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post CHUK has shown starting a new party is very hard.
Expect a lot if them will go to the Lib Dems.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post this was forced by Johnson and Johnson because they didn't want to be associated with something worse than asbestos in talcum powder

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post His wife is about to publish a story that won't help Boris.
I forget what about. Not Brexit, summat else. Tories are evil or some such. Might pass us all by given the febrile atmosphere.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't realise she wrote for the Guardian.
Christmas dinner round the Johnson's must be interesting.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you ready to admit you've changed your mind yet?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine question, I'm really trying to understand.
After two and a half years, why don't you understand?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you're still here?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post One thing you can't take away from Benny is that he perseveres.
He still doesn't get it, but on he goes, like a dung beetle descended from Sisyphus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Christmas dinner is going to be awkward.
What with Boris out of work.
 (gijoel, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 14:33, Reply)
This is a link post Title
Akira Kurosawa's spectacular hand-painted storyboards
Description:
Mind-blowing.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 11:11, Reply)
This is a link post Mad Galway Fan NSFW
Fake, but still funny
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 8:28, Reply)
This is a link post Voices of the Loon
Cassette tape sides 1&2

Learn your loon (diver) calls for future reference

"PLEASE DO NOT PLAY RECORDED LOON CALLS NEAR WATERS OCCUPIED BY BREEDING PAIRS. SUCH APPARENT CHALLENGES TO THEIR TERRITORY MAY INTERFERE WITH THE DELICATE NESTING CYCLE AND PREVENT SUCCESSFUL BREEDING."
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 7:09, Reply)
This is a normal post nom nom sample fodder
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQ_bOP0HfY
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 5 Sep 2019, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post This has led me to this piece
pitchfork.com/thepitch/474-anaconda-pacific-state-sueno-latino-and-the-story-of-a-sample-that-keeps-coming-back/

Tom Green's The Bum Bum Song also featured a loon call
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ศฎoh, what a great article...!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post position of the moon
1-1-1-1-1-1
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 14:01, Reply)
This is a link post One second from every Looney Tunes cartoon
Fascinating to see the changing styles. And how violent and sexual the early years were.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost tempted to seek out the full length versions but i'd guess they'd likely been ruined via TCM or the like
In the same manner as Tom and Jerry
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 0:53, Reply)
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I can thoroughly recommend the "Golden Collection" DVDs, fully restored and completely uncut. I love them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Plot's a little hard to follow

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 15:10, Reply)
This is a link post Joe Talks you back to sleep


(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 22:49, Reply)
This is a link post Exit from the EU

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:57, Reply)
This is a link post A microwave door
microwave door
 (MRS2, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post what

(97800, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Annoying ESD strip in microwave
imgur.com/gallery/b8JeHim

It may remove a little confusion, although I still remain mostly confused.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Not getting this.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ris?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're meant to stare at it and experience hunger and impatience

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 6:28, Reply)
This is a normal post So, would you like me to explain the purpose of each of the components on display?
Because I can...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is the part that stops the government mind control rays from giving you cancer while they read your mind and give you cancer?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 4 Sep 2019, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Twin bolt safety interlock.
Mesh screen to earth radiation.
Door seal and mild steel body.
Glass window?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Sep 2019, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post great job microwave

(horrid, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 14:07, Reply)
This is a link post A noisy dog


(Sherbs, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine question
Why on earth would anyone want to live with it in their house?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 4 Sep 2019, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Its fugly cute with a silly howl.
Quite apart from all the other reasons people enjoy communicating with animals.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the comments said .. 'it sounds like a possessed old woman shouting "I'm alive"

(Sherbs, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Dog's channelling zombies

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Sep 2019, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This is not a normal house.
YouTube have secret farms in what they call Area 301 where they breed deformed pets for online entertainment. The 'owners' are YouTube employees.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 6:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Sexual gratification

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Where can I acquire this type of alien?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post facebook?
are you sure?
 (sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you ๐ŸŽ, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Shhh he's sleeping
and didn't notice the Twitter logo
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
have i had my tea yet? I like oatmeal
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post double oatmeal for you tonight

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post nice!
huge fan of googy architecture, and this gallery has that and more
 (sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you ๐ŸŽ, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
www.loc.gov/pictures/item/2017702210/resource/
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear oh dear
http://www.loc.gov/pictures/resource/mrg.00266/
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.loc.gov/pictures/resource/mrg.00081/

(ThisIsMyRealName, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post There are some local (UK) photos there as well
I found 4 from my own area (seen before but these are high resolution scans)
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:07, Reply)
This is a link post It's my B3taday so I can post whatever I want


(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fadgecandles

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Concandulations!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Haaaaaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 4 Sep 2019, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post blow the candle, cut the cake

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Cappy Handles!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good news! I might even be tempted to watch this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 19:47, Reply)

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