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This is a normal post Shame, but he had a good innings
Last of his generation at Mad I would guess?
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 20:52, Reply)
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Al Jaffee recently turned 99.

Paul Coker and Frank Jacobs are 91, and Angelo Torres is 87.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
Obviously the secret to a long and happy life is to join a “gang of idiots”

Blimey, even Sergio Aragonés is 82, and has been there since 1963
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad day
Drucker was a brilliant charicaturist
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 3:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Mort drucker
This is sad news. I really enjoyed his work in MAD. An excellent caricaturist. Extremely talented.
 (sleekloon Curing Cancer one cell at a time., Fri 10 Apr 2020, 10:21, Reply)
This is a link post A musical toast rack, played by packing straps, reeds, rosemary, bamboo leaves and rhubarb. I made this!
Under Emergency Government Guidelines, enjoyment is mandatory.

(don't worry if it seems like an endless racket, it all changes at 4:47)
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I've had this song in my head for several days
so this was rather cathartic. Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 10 Apr 2020, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post that's it

(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post So the gayshift is starting early these days.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 Apr 2020, 16:50, Reply)
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b3ta.com/links/The_Thats_It_Workout
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure, but seeing it the 2nd time...
...it seems to me either the arms are too long or something seems do be different with the dimensions of this wriggling person.
 (Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone seems to like this
I had a go but i wasn't very good at it.
My hips don't work so well anymore.
 (Sherbs, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 19:41, Reply)
This is a link post Patting Dogs MUSIC VIDEO I made this!
I love dogs so I asked people to bring me a bunch of them and then I spent a day patting them. This will also make me money. I have the best job in the world.
(superdynamohedgehog, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Dog are free.
I've spent my last couple of government mandated walks actively avoiding touching them in the park because the might be unclean, but bikes are not free, so that's the best bit of the vid for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
glad I included it for fans of tax evasion!
 (superdynamohedgehog, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats are usually rented, are they deductible, is there a limit?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Apr 2020, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post This is not financial advice
because I am legally not allowed to offer financial advice.
But I think that if someone were making money off a video, and they needed to rent a cat for the video, the rent price of the cat would be tax deductible, and limits would depend on tax law in specific countries/states. As far as I know, there would be no limit on this in Australia.
 (superdynamohedgehog, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 3:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *swoons*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 9 Apr 2020, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Which dog in particular?
That retriever was gagging for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 Apr 2020, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You know me
I'm not fussy

*Unzips*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 9 Apr 2020, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *dons fursuit*

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 Apr 2020, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post that retriever is famous in Australia
he's my friend's dog George aka Prince George the Golden, and he does commercials
 (superdynamohedgehog, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post so you were singing surrounded by paid models then?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post you'll need a warrant
to access my financial records
 (superdynamohedgehog, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
and I clicked the I like this button
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Thu 9 Apr 2020, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post 6pm BST
It started :/
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post psst...
...slsk.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Messenger
no shooty!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:09, Reply)
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In like Flynn.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 19:17, Reply)
This is a link post more lockdown tunage I made this!
More 80's cheese due to cabin fever
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 8:50, Reply)
This is a link post No idea why this channel popped up in suggestions
But the whole Terminal Passage channel is a joyous bag of trippy hippy stuff and serious feurnk with a common thread of psychedeliciousness
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 4:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I found a copy of this
in a crate on the floor of a shop called Oblivion in Sheffield around 1990 / 1991, it was 50p. I also picked up a copy of Stanley Clarke - Stanley Clarke and War babies by Hall and Oates, both also 50p each and from the same shop.
 (swank, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Let me guess
You went back there the next day and the shop didn't exist and the neighbours denied there had ever been a record shop?
 (annexia, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 13:05, Reply)
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It wasn't a record shop... more like an alternative types clothes shop. The colours I remember seeing the most are purple and black. It smelt funny.
 (swank, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 22:33, Reply)
This is a link post making the lathe
seen lots about lathing, but heres how the lathe was made....
(BatFastardCom, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I been lathing about in my shorts for days
Watching Cagney and Lathey
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 4:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Are the thorts lathey or made of nylon?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post lathey and loothe

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, nice!
I have a chipmaster in my shed.

Though for real lathe luxury, look up Dean, Smith and Grace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Picturing Mr Cholmondley-Warner doing the VO

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched that after watching this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J4ODEO_tPk
Bonus: the commentator here has a Colchester accent.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post meta-lathing
I like it. Perhaps some of our fav channels such as primtech could do a 'making of' extra. plus bloopers!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Easily the most punchable man in prog
Far more irritating than Phil Collins even
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, once you reach a certain age “The Wall”
Becomes “I’m a tit, and it’s everyone else’s fault”
Some great songs and instrumentals on it, but it’s hard work overall.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 18:42, Reply)
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Yesterday's news, today!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Neatly ignoring the speed he was doing.
That’ll get him far more than a £60 fine.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You can only get a ban if you turn up to court
which isn't going to happen any time soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 1:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m ok with that
It’s not like a driving ban is a punishment right now.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post My car tax renewal arrived yesterday
Which leads to an interesting question as to whether I should just declare it off the road for a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting.
My MOT expired last week.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 6 month extension on MOTs
www.gov.uk/guidance/coronavirus-covid-19-mots-for-cars-vans-and-motorcycles-due-from-30-march-2020

not sure about Tax
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm goingt to London to buy cocaine
Sorry, did I say cocaine, I meant bread.

I hear bread is £1 cheaper there.

That's it, bread.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Totally worth £50 in petrol to save a pound on a loaf.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post What a disgrace! Greta will turn in her grave!
Although: Fuel + fine today = Only fuel a few weeks ago. And: Whe cares for the environment nowadays when the young folks need not go to school all week instead of only "fridays for future".
 (Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 22:23, Reply)
This is a link post Cracked open this DVD
The Grid (50 mins or so in) seems so far, far away.
Koyaanisqatsi and dis-equilibrium are so hard to say after a few snorts.
Koyaanisqatsi part 6/9



Koyaanisqatsi, also known as Koyaanisqatsi: Life out of Balance, is a 1982 film directed by Godfrey Reggio with music composed by Philip Glass and cinematogr...
 (roysin, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent film, especially the live music screenings that Glass does occasionally with his Ensemble
Works strangely well entirely in reverse too.
youtu.be/_5Hr1C62Smk
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this weekend would be a good time to revisit the Qatsi trilogy.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The third one is awful.
Replace it with Baraka.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking of accompanying them with Ron Fricke's films.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I'm going to re-read the complete works of Shakespeare this weekend.
In the original Klingon, obviously.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 9 Apr 2020, 8:22, Reply)
This is a link post This is why you don't drink and drive.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Would have been exciting to watch.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Apr 2020, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That's outrageous
A total disregard of the cycle lane.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 21:43, Reply)
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Do you want to download “aj8mqQx_460svvp9.webm”?

That depends. Will it give my phone the virus?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It will just give it a persistent dry cough.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 22:38, Reply)
This is a link post Kittens on a field trip
The four kittens were taken to Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta on Monday for a "field trip", and appeared to be very excited by their new surroundings - particularly the jellyfish.

The group of tabbies, called Nemo, Guppy, Marlin, Bubbles and Dory, made all sorts of exciting discoveries and lots of new colourful friends during their trip.
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait.
Is it four or five kittens? I won’t watch anything with fewer than five kittens in.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post kittens dgaf

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Kittens look stunned most of the time.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Apr 2020, 21:05, Reply)
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Why has the sound been replaced with a bloody phone ring tone?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 21:44, Reply)
This is a link post Home - Resonance I made this!
but it's been dicked about with.
(swank, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 19:33, Reply)
This is a link post Interesting art project
Background info. I also like the one he did featuring discarded drug baggies.

I should do one with nitrous oxide canisters...I see so many at the side of the road when out cycling.

Reminds me a bit of this one I saw in Reykjavic (I did see a lot of lost gloves on the streets when I was there).
VIRUS — Dan Giannopoulos




 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 17:10, Reply)
This is a link post Some Limmy. So there.


(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Limmy's fuckin ace
there I said it
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I find him a bit hit and miss sometimes
But there's some gems in there

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G811lptNS0s
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 9 Apr 2020, 9:01, Reply)
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his dee dee stuff is also awesome

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0f-2P3luxU
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw him have a mental breakdown on his live stream on twitch

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 9 Apr 2020, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
he has a lovely smile
 (ozof, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post and the sheep shall inherit the Earth.

(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Right now it is easier for a a sheep to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Waitrose.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 15:46, Reply)
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Something something something Welsh playground.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post First they're on the roundabout. Then they fly.
NOT Harold the flying sheep:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jcfHkAnZhw

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jC7NKkjCe0
 (Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 11:31, Reply)

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