Clunes
A God amongst men. A marvelous, rubber-faced God. Photoshop Martin Clunes.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 8:38, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Watson the Supercomputer wins the man-vs-machine Jeopardy tournament...
But what's really going on inside that computer's casing?

Alternately, what would happen in a robot uprising?
( smirt, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 1:25, Reply)

Inspired by something I saw on the Simpsons...
What about newspaper headlines in 50 years time.
(strontium190, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Subversive messages on bank notes
I am looking for revolutionary sloagans that people can write on bank notes in the Middle East and North Africa. Bank notes are property of the state and get passed around a lot which makes them ideal for anti-establishment propaganda. The best ideas are funny but at the same time incite people to action.

Health warning: Damaging bank notes is a serious crime in most countries.
(Payo, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:14, Reply)

We've had memequake
I propose we have a spangfest.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:23, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It's awards season!
What awards would you give and to who?
Get your glass cocks out and give them a shine!



Edit: I may award my cat with ""best at shitting somewhere you can't reach" award
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:30, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Useful things to do with a Fad Pad
I'm fed up with people trying to impress me by showing off their new ipad. That made me think that alternative and more imaginative uses for Fad Pads might be a good subject for an Image Challenge.
( notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Classic Arts
renaissance art was a bit much to ask, Classic pictures from Pre-1900 shopped



( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Photoshop IKEA


Go to town on the loony tunes one way system or design and name a product to sell at out favourite Schweeedish Schoppe
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)

FILM POSTERS? FUCK YEAH!
Here we get a glimpse of Meryl Streep as Thatcher in the
impending biopic Confessions Of A Capitalist Shitcunt.

What other biopics could be dreamt of for other people?
Show us on the doll.

( Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:42, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Lionel
Ritchie or Blair or any other famous Lionels...oh, what a feeling!
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:26, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

British tourist board posters
What with the coalition thinking of moving May day to October to help lengthen the tourist season (?) I was wondering what else they could do.
Let's advertise this great country.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:45, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

How would you fix things if you were in charge of Egypt?
I would bring a return to traditional Egyptian values, forcing my subjects to work themselves to death constructing gigantic stone cocks for my amusement.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:43, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

celebrity potatoe heads!
Lol :D there heads are potatoes!!
(jabells, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)

The aftermath.
The movie ends and the credits roll, but what happens to the world / characters after the films we all know ends?
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:40, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Draw Big Dogs
and send them off to the Mark at the
Evening Star

( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:21, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Anti-Piracy
Invent anti-piracy measures to help the poor long-suffering music/movie/software industry regain their revenues.


( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Snow! More f***ing snow!
This has been a lousy winter for everyone with way to much snow. So why don't we shop it as we have so much laying about?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 0:37, Reply)

Ridiculous games.
Design a new computer game that is pointeless, crap or just downright ridiculous, then sell the concept.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Movie Lols
Chinese State television often uses clips from movies in it's news reports: www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12321492

sounds like a compo to me. Report the movies (or any stories) as news.

Movie poster lols, TOAP, memes - what's not to like?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:36, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

MISHEARD LYRICS.
THE POLICE - "A year has passed since I broke my nose".

QUEEN - "Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the banned tango?"
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The Meaty Goodness of Rock.
Meat Puppets, Meat Loaf, Lamb.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Poor old ugly character actors...
We all love a bit of Steve Buscemi or Julie Kavner, but hollywood won't let them near the protagonist role. Just because they smile like stonehenge, have ping pong balls for eyes and smell (probably), why can't they get a shot at the real big time? With the wonders of Computer Generated Idiocy we could fix their mugs, just like Picard in the X-Men. Uncross the eye(s)gor, root out the ginger, dig out the warts! Go on, make the world a beauti-fuller place.
(gordonbrowntexturedlikesun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Nina the Snow Leopard mini challange in aid of The Cat Survival Trust.
I've been approached by the lovely guys at the CST to see if we could do a mini compo, maybe running a couple of weeks to find them a new logo for mugs, tshirts, caps etc. and help them find much needed funds to carry on the incredible work they do.
As they are a small charity they can't pay you anything for it and you would be giving the rights of the image away but it is for such an amazing cause.
If you don't know about the CST, they are the charity who were wonderful enough to name a snow leopard cub after Jessie/Nina.
If you want to learn more about teh CST you can do so at www.catsurvivaltrust.org/

So please, as they say on TV, if you do just one thing this month please vote for this to be a challange so it can happen.



Offical prizes as of today (15/2/2011)
1st Prize: One year's cat adoption and a 15x11 framed Nina print.
2nd Prize: One year's membership anda 15x11 framed Nina print.
3rd Prize: Sooperdave's lully book and a year's membership (http://www.sooperdave.bigcartel.com/).
Any runners up will be offered a year's membership if they are willing to leet the Trust use their image.

EDIT: Jahled was nice enough to let me post his site, here
You can see lots of nina images, other residents at the CST.

The winner (or winners wil be chosen by Terry when the compo ends) it's going to be a very tough job.
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:57, 12 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

In a jam
Marmalade needs a makeover. It's what made Britain Great, probably and is the last remaining industry this country owns (so I've been told). Unfortunately kids today would rather eat chocolate spread or something called peanut butter. This nonsense needs to stop. Let's make marmalade marvellous !
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)

LEGO
anything you like, as long as it's related to the greatest toy of all time, LEGO
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 18:45, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It can only be.......
Andy Gray. The Germaine Greer for the Fox News generation.
( The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:01, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Inappropriate personal ad pics?
erm..I got a spam* update email from a amateur porn/adult dating website
amongst all the ads featuring pics of middle aged women with various sizes of battery operated rubber wedged in various orifices was one profile who's only picture consisted of a Koala eating some eucalyptus leaves...


*might not have been spam
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)