Not strictly on topic.
www.renault-ze.com/en-gb/news/twizy-lab-61794.html - designing your own electric car, what could be more fun?
(well, the graphics that go on the side)

Share your links, for the lulz!
www.renault-ze.com/en-gb/news/twizy-lab/zoom-61796.html&idItem=1500&self=1 to start it off.
(speedevil, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:57, Reply)

The paranormal
Give the B3ta treatment to flying saucers, ghosts, monsters and all the other stuff that graced the screens on episodes of X Files which started 17 years ago. Don't you feel old now?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

If the internet was actually a place
There would be hitlers everywhere, the whole place would be all black and crispy from the great flame wars and illiterate cats would be running the place

visualise the physical embodiment of some websites, like youtube would proably be a room full of tiny people in boxes competing for your praise, or something like that
(Waffle Iron ain't gonna take it anymore, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Sir Fred Goodwin, not a banker
Images of Fred, doing what he does best
(bludger, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Cheer up Japan
I live in Japan, and it sucks right now. My wife is in tears over friends and relatives she can't contact. Please cheer us up!
(pitarou, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:54, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Retrospective product placements.
After this........
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)

fred phelps and westboro baptist church
because I'm certain GOD HATES B3TA


( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:37, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

b3topian futures
enough with the misery show us the joyous future that awaits us ina gorgeous utopia.

or show the rugged darkside of the b3ta dystopia if you're a miserable bastard.
( arrangedletters, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:37, Reply)

The Circus
Clowns! Elephants! Fire Eaters! Ringmasters! Acrobats!

What do they get up to in their spare time? Do they have part-time jobs? What are their home lives like?

I DEMAND ANSWERS IN PICTORIAL FORM!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:51, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

DANGER- Unexploded Porn
I have no idea what this would be, but it sounds dangerous.

_{Not necessarily NSFW, though I imagine it would give the mods a week of hairy moments, oo-err, etc.}
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:23, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Gangsta-fied films
e.g. www.b3ta.com/board/10356406
(Dread Pirate Roberts, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:35, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Supermarket Dating Agencies
www.asdadating.co.uk/

So ASDA/Walmart have started an own brand dating service, where you can find a life partner that shares your taste in public violence against swarms of snot faced inbred children whilst wearing slippers, and where your dream girl WILL swoon over your three wolf moon t shirt.

So will Tescos dating find you a value life partner?

Will the only thing to be Rolled Back by an ASDA partner be the Lambert and Butler flavoured condom?

Will the Waitrose site charge you three times as much for a date with a tramp in a new coat?


Supermarket Dating Services, if thats not crying out to be shopped, well i dont know what is. :)
(Matty73, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

alternative modes of flight
cos planes are stupid
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 4:48, Reply)

something something
something something something
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Mash-up Memes
In the style of YouTube video mash-ups
( notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

CHEESE!
it's tasty, tasty curdled milk, do with it what you will.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)

Making money from bodily fluids / human waste materials.
I have been following the story about people selling ice cream made from breast milk and have come up with my own idea, based on the popular mini milk lollies. They will be called Man Milks and are available in original and chocolate flavours. What other great ways of making money can you come up with?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Dictators, Tyrants and Despots
They are all being booted out - and I'm sure more will come!

What are they going to do with their time when they've lost their role oppressing the masses, what other jobs can they put their oppressive skills to?
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 18:31, Reply)

Modern religious paintings
'ow's about modern day religious paintings?

Jesus in new york perhaps?

or something with more punch?
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:06, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

tales of the socially awkward caterpillar
he tries to fit into modern day social scenarios but can't.

The poor pathetic wannabe butterfly.
( arrangedletters, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

funny funeral shinanigans
at a funeral of friend of mine * got talking to some old friends who i hadnt seen for a while, and started talking about some of the antics that we all got up to.
all through the service we kept getting filthy looks from all around us as we laughed and sniggerd our way though what should have been a very sad, and depressing time even the priest/vicar/farther/local peado in disguise kept glowering at us.
oh and i got to sleep with his sister** who is a stunning red head and it only took the death of a best friend and her brother to get her in to bed

result!!!!!


* well i hope he was dead cos we cremated the bugger anyway
** when i say sleep i mean shag and when i say sister i mean not a man or a lady boy or his dead mum cos if you ever have cremation dust under your forskin then you is sick and twisted and everything
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)

PRODUCT PLACEMENT ON BRITISH TELEVISION
Product Placement on British Televison: Meanwhile on Coronation Street. 'Ey Up Ken! You coming t'Rovers later for a pint and some of Betty's Hot Pot'... 'No sorry I can't, I`m going to the STAR BUCKS that just opened for a Mocha Latte and to type up a buisness plan on my MAC BOOK, you can shove Betty's Hot Pot up your working class chuff you commoner, now move, before I have you put down'


Think that says it all really......
(kendohmassif Fritzl Burger Monkey Chode, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

In the wake of the spectacular implosion of PHD after public backlash to ..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P81bb0Tzwbo

How about a challenge "Oops! advertising".

For instance Injury Lawyers 4U; "Had an accident or injury at work? Well be more careful next time you prat."
( notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Saw this and it made me wonder...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdDP7u4tZTo
...have we done bricks yet?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)

When celebrities go ape
Interviewers can get annoyed by guests, Game show hosts have to suffer idiot contestants, even pointless "celebrities" like Peter Andre can have enough of the gormless fans sometimes. Show us what happens when they snap. How would your favourite celebrity nonsense take violent and bloody revenge on those around them?

Inspired by my misinterpretation of this image:
b3ta.com/board/10345108
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The world according to Colonel Gaddafi
42 years in power, best mates with Silvio Berlusconi and a private guard of 40 women.

Show us what this crazy despot thinks of the rest of the world.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Steve Jobs funeral
So Steve Jobs is on another break due to ill health, he's not looking any better and will probably kick the iBucket soon.
Send in suggestions for a post Steve Jobs world,
(g256, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:31, Reply)