Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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The Scariest Thing EVERWith that Apollo 18 film pretty much failing at horror, I want to see you guys show them how it's done; Photoshop the most pants-shittingly scary thing possible.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:56,
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Courtroom TVWith news that the UK Government is considering whether to allow some sentencing in English and Welsh courts to be televised, let's get ahead of the game and show what all courtroom appearances might be like if televised, and the antics defendants, judges and jury might get up to for a bit of TV fame
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:32,
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New sitcomsWith Friends finally being kicked off tv there are about 86 hours of airtime to fill. Invent a new sitcom that's sure to be snapped up by a daring and foolhardy station.
Movie badguys shoehorned in are banned (as that was a previous challenge)
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:18,
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I love horses.But what would TV be like if everyone else did too?
Prime Ministers Equestrian time?
Only horses?
Poosnight with Jeremy Packhorse?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:23,
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One word challenge: "Stopmotion".Let's make some old fashioned animations.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:58,
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what changes would YOU make to the new star wars blu-ray box set?Fans are pissing themselves into a fury over the alterations on the Star Wars Blu-Ray box set.
What changes would YOU make? Chewbacca shitting in the background? Han & Greedo playing footsie under the table? Use George Lucas style digital magic to 'update' the films.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:49,
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JC Penney t shirt challengeJC Penney have on sale a girl's t-shirt which says "I'm too pretty to do homework so my brother has to do it for me". What other ridiculously sexist and offensive t-shirts should they stock?
http://ow.ly/6hpSJ
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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:14,
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One word challenge: SMILEthat's right... SMILE
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:10,
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Real world object sexy tiemTake a photo (or adapt one from teh internets) of everyday objects you've caught in compromising positions. Animating is optional, we just want to see the filthy buggers at it.
i.e.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 7:48,
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Post-apocalyptic TV showsWhat would the survivors of a nuclear holocaust watch? You know, stuff along the lines of Chris Tarrant hosting Who Wants a Gallon of Fuel? or Eastenders populated by radioactive mutants.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 14:58,
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3DI've been messing about trying to make 3D images, to be viewed with those red and blue cheapo glasses. It's quite fun. I might try an animation soon.
So yeah: 3D
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4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 6:23,
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Cook a punGo to your kitchen and bake a Boo-meringue, make a Curry Fisher or create any other food based pun you can think of.
Do not just photoshop the food, though, as that would be rubbish.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:13,
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Make a logo for my company, because I'm too cheap to pay a professional designer.If any negative comments get posted I'll make my big-shot music industry lawyer threaten to sue the site.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:52,
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ways to kill a cati love kitties as much as the next b3tan, but let's have a week of killing them, through the medium of photoshop. please don't include curiosity.
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:48,
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Photoshop B3TA member's picsto enhance their beauty, a bit like internet whores do. But you must submit a recent pic.
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:55,
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A rerun of a very old challenge... If women ruled the worldRonseal
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:39,
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PrawnsAvailble in many sizes and varieties, show us prawns in hilarious circumstances (or just stick a prawn in a photo and draw a pink cock on it).
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:21,
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this one time at disneylandwhat if disney characters had real lives?
snow white and the 7 chavs ?
mickey mouse the rampant fathering bastard?
dopey the dealer?
aladin the illegal immigrant?
or maybe abunazza and his filthy kebab shop?
they all have potential and maybe even a lawsuits aswell
lets see what the twisted minds of B3TA can do to childhood favourits
reposted here after a suggestion by fellow b3tan
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:32,
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The disadvantages of being JesusSure, you're the son of god, you never have to pay for wine, but there must be downsides to being Jesus too. Here's your chance to show us what they are.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:38,
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Celebrity merchandise
Rock group AC/DC launched a range of wines this week, including Highway to Hell Cabernet Sauvignon and Hells Bells Sauvignon Blanc. What unlikely merchandise would other groups, performers or sad old celebs endorse for maximums larfs?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:34,
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IronySee how close you can get to depicting it, without resorting to pictures of fucking spoons and knives.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:17,
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An original challenge that hasn't been done beforeAs opposed to a vague rehash of a challenge from about a month ago.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:42,
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PigsThey are lovely mammals, they provide us with food, movie stars and mutant viruses. Open photoshop and display your love for pigs.
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Post sex change heroes gone bad....Choose a hero or one of the good guys out of a movie, TV series or video game, change their gender then have them do something naughty / evil.
Apologies if this has already been done or suggested.
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Concealmentinspired by this: standardmadness.com/people/how-to-properly-conceal-alcohol-in-your-facebook-pictures
take a pic with something (not too) rude, inappropriate or incriminating in it and conceal it with something silly, innocuous or unexpected
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:00,
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Thiswww.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1288048
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:24,
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UK RobocopIt appears that London is imploding. You can't walk down a high street without being offered a flat screen TV, or risk being pelted in the face with shaving foam if you happen to run a highly successful business. What the UK needs is a hero. So open up Photoshop, and show us your ideas on the future of law enforcement
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:57,
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