Design a new £50 note

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

B3ta-style "Get Well" cards
In honour of Smash Monkey's impending hospitalisation (and anyone else who has that bug that's going around at the moment)
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:33, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

the b3ta fancy dress party
Simple idea. Would be lots of good clean(?) fun. Dress up, take pictures, post them on b3ta. Please?
(teasus likes tea, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:08, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Is it a genuine Banksy?
You decide
(jpod, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

One word challenge:
shit
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

sci-fi porn films
AVP: Alien Versus Prostitute, for example.
go nuts. or don't.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:23, 9 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Dinosaurs in the modern world
What would it be like if dinosaurs still existed today? Would there be brachiosaurs on the tracks causing delays to trains? Would we have de-clawed Velociraptors as pets? What if dinosaurs had evolved to become intelligent organisms along side us - would Nike be manufacturing trainers for clawed feet as well as human feet?
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Gayshift compo
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10552697
(herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

B3ta /board makeover
Facebook has made changes that has seen users fleeing to Google+ and moaning at the inconvenience. How dare a free service make changes! What hilarity would happen if b3ta's infamous /board was to get a Facebook style makeover? Show us using your powers of hummus the /board v3.0 phenomena!


( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Homeopathy MAX
What (apart from illnesses) can't homeopathy cure? Dilute your pixels down to 1 part per billion and throw away the antibiotics.


( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:26, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Goodbye David Croft


The co writer of Dad's Army, It ain't half hot mum and Allo Allo passed away this week. Let's send him off in style.
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:19, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Products designed by Victoria Beckham
Can she do no wrong? see this: i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim//2010/07/01/rangeRoverEvoque2_270x216.jpg for an answer and inspiration.
(phippo, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)

apropos of nothing
no words.

no guides.
( arrangedletters, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Daily mail pictures.
Pictures sure to inspire a 720 point blinking red headline in the mail.
(speedevil, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Everything has a twist
Take any story, poem, random photo and give it a suspense filled, cliffhanger twist instead of its original ending. Alternatively, take the twists out of movies and see if it changes the genre.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Carry on Hollywood
Carry On stars and characters would surely improve every single film in the history of cinema.
So show everyone why Sid James would be the best Bond.
Or Charles Hawtrey would have been a better Indiana Jones.
Or Babs Windsor is much sexier than Sharon Stone.

Inspired by this thread of gloriousness
b3ta.com/board/10546533

EDIT: NO Star Wars
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:12, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Free Willy
I recently sent an audit report to a government department. Of course on the 'with compliments' slip, I drew the classic willy picture with the comment of "Free Willy" next to it. Silly me for forgetting that they log all mail in and archive an electronic copy. It also unfortunately offended some staff. I had my wrist duly slapped. I now need help. I want to send more, many more willy's, but they need to be hidden in a picture or some other way. I want to send them in and see how many willy's can be archived in the goverment correspondence file, suitably disguised of course. So come on - let's play hide the sausage.
(tuppyholeman, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:22, Reply)

The Unknown Faces of b3ta
Judging by their personalities/known hobbies, show us what you think the seemingly faceless denizens of b3ta look like. Inspired by today's shenanigans.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:43, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

One name challenge
Jimmy Saville.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:16, Reply)

maybe.... just maybe....
furrys in mundane/non furry like situations?
(men boles Benea, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Hollywood UK
If all films were directed (and starred) only British people
( rob, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Goodbye fuckers.
In honour of LS18's mega-flounce, let's see who can make the most tasteless and/or offensive image.
( 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:24, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Japanese Compo!
In honour of our new member, the slightly creepy JollyJack stalker Moguragunsou
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

If Postman Pat was in some other film
There's going to be a big-screen 3D Postman Pat film, apparently.

But, what if the Hollywood classics were remade to star the Greendale postie?
( CTU_Bauer, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Marital Aids.
Design something to be sold in an 'adult' shop (or store).
( 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:24, Reply)

If it doesn't go all B3ta 10yrs
How bout an FAQ challenge.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

CLUNES
Martin Clunes.

That is all.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Celebrate B3ta
B3ta turned 10 on Monday 12th September, so let's have a challenge where we celebrate everything 'B3ta' or perhaps show where b3ta might go in the next 10 years
Interpret any way you wish.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

If Monsters ran the world
What would the world be like if instead of humans it was inhabited by monsters. Would a werewolf population be obsessed with shampoo? Would a vampire society consider dentists their kings? What would Frankenstein's monsters go for at a plastic surgeon, and most importantly, what kind of horror movies would they watch?
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:06, Reply)

something about 'what if straight people were gay, and gay people were straight?'
so what would the world be like if gay people had kids and straight people were a persecuted minority. what would telly be like? architecture? stuff?
that sort of bollocks
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:06, Reply)