Image Challenge suggestions
We think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
We think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
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The fine print...
Well what is really said in the fine print? Does it tell you that cigarettes only cause cancer in left handed Germans?
Shop the fine print...
( , Wed 7 Nov 2007, 1:11, Reply)
Well what is really said in the fine print? Does it tell you that cigarettes only cause cancer in left handed Germans?
Shop the fine print...
( , Wed 7 Nov 2007, 1:11, Reply)
Rob started the idea, so it must be good....
b3ta.com/links/133368
it all started here...
What if b3ta was a country?
( , Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:59, Reply)
b3ta.com/links/133368
it all started here...
What if b3ta was a country?
( , Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:59, Reply)
Hitler's still alive
you know it, I know it, we all know it. Now lets visualize how he'd look now and, more importantly, how he filled his career from 1945 until now
( , Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:15, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
you know it, I know it, we all know it. Now lets visualize how he'd look now and, more importantly, how he filled his career from 1945 until now
( , Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:15, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
A Third Gender:
If we had a third gender, what could it be? What would it look like? You decide.
( , Tue 6 Nov 2007, 1:26, 1 reply, 17 years ago)
If we had a third gender, what could it be? What would it look like? You decide.
( , Tue 6 Nov 2007, 1:26, 1 reply, 17 years ago)
Make for real/ no photoshoppery challenge
Like that old robot one and the logo one yonks ago.
EDIT- What about City Destroying monsters! eg godzilla etc
( , Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:22, Reply)
Like that old robot one and the logo one yonks ago.
EDIT- What about City Destroying monsters! eg godzilla etc
( , Tue 6 Nov 2007, 0:22, Reply)
Anyone for Cocktails?
No, not the feathers off the arse of a chicken... well, I don't think so. I'm talking about alcohol. Show us what Harvey Wallbanger got up to with the Salty Dog, put strings on a Gibson, or give the Zombie some Brains. Or invent your own from scratch: How about a Sloe Quo? You can make it with Whatever You Want, and Whatever You Like...
( , Mon 5 Nov 2007, 23:58, Reply)
No, not the feathers off the arse of a chicken... well, I don't think so. I'm talking about alcohol. Show us what Harvey Wallbanger got up to with the Salty Dog, put strings on a Gibson, or give the Zombie some Brains. Or invent your own from scratch: How about a Sloe Quo? You can make it with Whatever You Want, and Whatever You Like...
( , Mon 5 Nov 2007, 23:58, Reply)
The end of B3ta
Will it be an invasion of internet Nazis, a corporate takeover, or something much more bizzare? How and why will B3ta be banished from the internets?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2007, 18:35, Reply)
Will it be an invasion of internet Nazis, a corporate takeover, or something much more bizzare? How and why will B3ta be banished from the internets?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2007, 18:35, Reply)
80's and 90's TV stars
They're back and working! Maybe Mr.T has just got a part in Casualty, or Gary Coleman is an Artist?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2007, 16:51, Reply)
They're back and working! Maybe Mr.T has just got a part in Casualty, or Gary Coleman is an Artist?
( , Mon 5 Nov 2007, 16:51, Reply)
Serious Art.
Let's have a serious week on b3ta. Post something really creative; still images, animations or even biro and Post-its.
Go wild yet sensible!
( , Sun 4 Nov 2007, 9:57, Reply)
Let's have a serious week on b3ta. Post something really creative; still images, animations or even biro and Post-its.
Go wild yet sensible!
( , Sun 4 Nov 2007, 9:57, Reply)
SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES
Go out and get an STD, then post a picture of your infected bits. Pre-existing conditions are not counted.
( , Sun 4 Nov 2007, 5:04, Reply)
Go out and get an STD, then post a picture of your infected bits. Pre-existing conditions are not counted.
( , Sun 4 Nov 2007, 5:04, Reply)
Animating the inanimate
What would be alive in your own world?
Would you have books to read you to sleep?
Would you have leads to walk your dog for you?
The possibilities are endless!
Inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/7756758
( , Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:16, Reply)
What would be alive in your own world?
Would you have books to read you to sleep?
Would you have leads to walk your dog for you?
The possibilities are endless!
Inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/7756758
( , Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:16, Reply)
Famous Names in different ways?
For example: Tina Turner..
What is a Tina and how do you go about turning it?
?
( , Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:27, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
For example: Tina Turner..
What is a Tina and how do you go about turning it?
?
( , Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:27, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
Comrade, you must use a first class stamp.
"The People's Post Office" is just twitching to be ridiculed. I can't decide if it makes me think of postmen wearing mascara, and watching open heart surgery, or posties running around with poison tipped umbrellas, but either way it invokes a mixture of rage and amusement in me. So, how about a new advertising campaign that truly would depict "The People's Post Office".
( , Wed 31 Oct 2007, 9:38, Reply)
"The People's Post Office" is just twitching to be ridiculed. I can't decide if it makes me think of postmen wearing mascara, and watching open heart surgery, or posties running around with poison tipped umbrellas, but either way it invokes a mixture of rage and amusement in me. So, how about a new advertising campaign that truly would depict "The People's Post Office".
( , Wed 31 Oct 2007, 9:38, Reply)
om nom nom nom
Another internet fad along the Lolcat lines - find a picture of something that looks like it is eating something, and add some poorly drawn eyes and teeth and the words Om Nom Nom Nom
( , Wed 31 Oct 2007, 6:12, Reply)
Another internet fad along the Lolcat lines - find a picture of something that looks like it is eating something, and add some poorly drawn eyes and teeth and the words Om Nom Nom Nom
( , Wed 31 Oct 2007, 6:12, Reply)
How about 'porn for animals'
Why should us humans have a monopoly on filth...Want to turn your pussy on...Or get your dolphin hard...B3tas do your worse...
( , Tue 30 Oct 2007, 16:36, 1 reply, 17 years ago)
Why should us humans have a monopoly on filth...Want to turn your pussy on...Or get your dolphin hard...B3tas do your worse...
( , Tue 30 Oct 2007, 16:36, 1 reply, 17 years ago)
Tongue Twisters
All you faves like "Ken Dods Dads Dogs Dead" etc..
( , Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:11, Reply)
All you faves like "Ken Dods Dads Dogs Dead" etc..
( , Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:11, Reply)
Make it sexy!
Make things that shouldn't be sexy into something very sexy. It could be anything from squirrels (a certain person may have had a bit of practise with that) to MPs, from fridge freezers to.. er.. *looks around desk* crisp packets!
( , Tue 30 Oct 2007, 12:57, Reply)
Make things that shouldn't be sexy into something very sexy. It could be anything from squirrels (a certain person may have had a bit of practise with that) to MPs, from fridge freezers to.. er.. *looks around desk* crisp packets!
( , Tue 30 Oct 2007, 12:57, Reply)
Palindromes.
Whilst some will be spammed horribly (I foresee 47 ceiling cats with the TOAP 'Was it a cat I saw') for the most part these will involve serious thought and a tenuousness we all love.
( , Tue 30 Oct 2007, 11:35, 1 reply, 17 years ago)
Whilst some will be spammed horribly (I foresee 47 ceiling cats with the TOAP 'Was it a cat I saw') for the most part these will involve serious thought and a tenuousness we all love.
( , Tue 30 Oct 2007, 11:35, 1 reply, 17 years ago)
The spoonerism challenge still has plenty of gas to give
maybe we can leave it open for some time?
( , Tue 30 Oct 2007, 11:27, Reply)
maybe we can leave it open for some time?
( , Tue 30 Oct 2007, 11:27, Reply)
Dragon's Den
How about a shopping of something you'd like to present to those smug twats sitting there with loads of cash, sneering at those who want it? Like a flame-thrower demonstration.
"Ooh, looks like Theo's out."
"No, he's alight again."
Ahem . . . .
( , Mon 29 Oct 2007, 19:52, 1 reply, 17 years ago)
How about a shopping of something you'd like to present to those smug twats sitting there with loads of cash, sneering at those who want it? Like a flame-thrower demonstration.
"Ooh, looks like Theo's out."
"No, he's alight again."
Ahem . . . .
( , Mon 29 Oct 2007, 19:52, 1 reply, 17 years ago)
Literal Idioms
A literal translation of idioms.
Arselicker would be a post of someone actually licking someone else's arse. 40 winks could be an Image Ready post of someone winking 40 times. Genius. Catch me drift? Apologies if bin suggested b4.
( , Sun 28 Oct 2007, 23:42, Reply)
A literal translation of idioms.
Arselicker would be a post of someone actually licking someone else's arse. 40 winks could be an Image Ready post of someone winking 40 times. Genius. Catch me drift? Apologies if bin suggested b4.
( , Sun 28 Oct 2007, 23:42, Reply)
B3moticons
Ever found that there wasn't quite the right emoticon to sum up exactly what you wanted to say?
Design your own & B3ta can compile them to make a malware-ridden B3moticon pack.
( , Sun 28 Oct 2007, 10:14, Reply)
Ever found that there wasn't quite the right emoticon to sum up exactly what you wanted to say?
Design your own & B3ta can compile them to make a malware-ridden B3moticon pack.
( , Sun 28 Oct 2007, 10:14, Reply)
Old Job, New Job
Inspired by an old episode of Whose line is it anyway - shop pics of people who are doing one job when they were really trained to do another, and can't let go of old working habits.
For example, a hostage negotiator, who is now a maternity doctor, trying to coax a baby out of the womb.
( , Fri 26 Oct 2007, 17:38, Reply)
Inspired by an old episode of Whose line is it anyway - shop pics of people who are doing one job when they were really trained to do another, and can't let go of old working habits.
For example, a hostage negotiator, who is now a maternity doctor, trying to coax a baby out of the womb.
( , Fri 26 Oct 2007, 17:38, Reply)
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